Depend on! Another cow! This master is really not ordinary, the first hero in the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and the historical prototype of the invincible Li Yuanba in the world! But Li Ming thought to himself, isn't it right in the book, isn't Li Yuanba as thin as a monkey and infinitely powerful? Holding an 800-pound drum urn and a golden hammer, right? How come you've never seen him play with a hammer? This romance novel is really made up blindly, how big is an 800-pound hammer! Which horse is up and up!

I still want to go to the mountains to hug my thighs, and it turns out that the thickest thighs have always been by my side!

In this way, combined with the content of the conversation of several people that I overheard before, plus my own speculation based on historical records, everything makes sense! Li Ming suddenly realized, no wonder Master Li Xuanba, a good noble son, ran to this remote mountain village to live in seclusion, and the relationship still has such a relationship!

It turned out that Li Xuanba was the third son of Li Yuan, the Duke of the Tang Dynasty of the Great Sui, who was smart since he was a child, able to speak well, and excelled in martial arts, and had always been loved by Li Yuan.

But Xuanba was in love, and he had a long-term relationship with the maid Green Butterfly at home, and the two made a private lifelong agreement, and soon Green Butterfly was secretly pregnant with a pearl fetus.

At that time, Li Yuan was just an empty prince who did not hold real power in the court, and when he was young, he offended the current head of the Yuwen family, Yu Wenhua.

The Sui Emperor Yang Guang dug canals, built dragon boats, and conquered Goguryeo several times, and the tossed public grievances were boiling, and the smoke was everywhere. Li Yuan also felt that the Great Sui was exhausted, and he was unwilled in the court, and he was suppressed, and under the temptation and persuasion of his eldest son, he rebelled. But the Li family was lonely, and he was eager to win over his allies, so under the mediation of Li Jiancheng, he married the daughter of Xuanba and Dugu Wudu, the head of the Dugu family.

The daughter of the Dugu family was brutal and jealous, and when she learned that Xuanba had an affair with the maid and was pregnant, where was she willing to tolerate it, she went to the door to make a big fuss. Unintentionally pushed the green butterfly and almost miscarried. Xuan Ba was angry and slapped her. As a result, the daughter of the Dugu family ran back and cried to Dugu Wudu, who had always acted as a tyrant, and came to the door in a fit of rage to ask for an explanation.

Li Yuan's personality has always been indecisive, and he is also frightened by Dugu Wudu in his heart, and he is worried that if he comes forward and falls out with Dugu Wudu, there will be no way out, and the two families will really tear their faces and will never be able to recover. asked the eldest son Jiancheng to mediate.

That Li Jiancheng also has his own selfishness, he sees that the world is full of flames, and all kinds of anti-kings are rising and falling, and he is also hot in his heart, and he can no longer control his ambitions.

He tried his best to persuade his father Li Yuan to rebel, if it came to pass, and his father would ascend the throne at that time, wouldn't he be His Royal Highness the Prince? But he knew that his father Li Yuan was hesitant in the event of an incident, and he looked forward and backward, afraid that he would regret and retreat when the matter came, so he actively recruited the Dugu family as an ally. When the time comes, the Li family, which has received the full support of the entire Guanlongmen valve, is like an arrow, and even if Li Yuan regrets it, it will be too late!

Li Jiancheng is ambitious and urgently needs the support of the Dugu family. In order to calm down the incident, he first implemented the family law and beat Xuanba half to death. Later, seeing that Dugu Wudu was still not angry, he instructed his subordinates to kill the green butterfly with a living staff. Xuanba saw the tragic death of the green butterfly, and in anger, he raised his knife to fight Li Jiancheng.

Li Jiancheng has always had a good face, and he attaches great importance to the rules of the elders and youngsters, and often puts on a stand for the eldest brother as a father to several brothers on weekdays. At this time, seeing that Xuanba was so disobedient, where was he willing to forgive, and in a fit of anger, he wanted to execute the family law and kill Li Xuanba! Li Shimin's persuasion was useless, but he caught fire, and even brought himself into trouble with his eldest brother Li Jiancheng.

When things could not be disobeyed, Shimin had no choice but to turn his head and lobby Li Yuan to persuade him to expel Xuanba from his home. In this way, a trace of incense can also be reserved for the Li family, so as not to be defeated in the future and the clan will be wiped out.

Later, Xuanba was expelled from his home, with nowhere to stay, wandering around, and when he walked to the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, he was drenched in heavy rain. He was already grieving the tragic death of his lover, and his injuries were not healed, and he was agitated by the rain, and under the blows of turns, he fell ill and fell into a coma on the mountain.

happened to be met by Zhou Jian's brother who went up the mountain to hunt, so he took him back to the village to take care of him for more than a month, and gradually recovered. Xuanba saw that the village was quiet and leisurely, and when he was disheartened, he lived in seclusion here.

After thinking about the whole story, Li Ming suddenly realized, and said in his heart, no wonder it is recorded in the history books that Li Xuanba died of illness at the age of sixteen, and the original reason is here! But then his father became the emperor, why didn't he go back? Ah, yes, since Li Shimin killed two of his brothers in the Xuanwu Gate Change, it is estimated that it is nothing to kill him again, and it is estimated that most of them are afraid of death and dare not show their heads. It seems that my master's thighs are not very strong, and when Li Shimin wants to kill my master, am I helping my master? Or help Li Shimin? Li Ming speculated wildly in his heart.

Over there, Li Xuanba saw that Li Ming was still standing there in a daze, and he smirked from time to time, thinking that it was too embarrassing to have such a stupid apprentice, so he raised his hand and rewarded Li Ming's head with a shudder, and said, "Are you stupid today!" Don't go to the ceremony soon, don't make people laugh at me for not having a tutor! ”

Li Ming was excited, and then he reacted, and hurriedly knelt down, shouting in his mouth, "Little nephew, see the two uncles, say hello to the two uncles!" I didn't know it was two uncles before, and my words were inconsiderate, so please don't be strange to the two uncles! "Anyway, follow the etiquette of the juniors to the elders.

Li Shimin laughed and said, "Get up, your little doll is eccentric, you and I meet for the first time, and I can't be stingy." I came in a hurry, but I didn't bring anything. Well, let's do it, this is the jade pendant I have always carried with me, so I will give it to you. After speaking, he took off a piece of beautiful jade from his waist and gave it to Li Ming.

Li Ming stretched out his hands to take it, and said in his heart, what kind of jade pendant to give, if you become the emperor in the future, just crown me as a prince or something. After putting away the jade pendant, Li Ming turned his head and looked at the eldest grandson Wuji again, that means, I call you uncle, everyone has given things, you have to express it, right?

The eldest grandson Wuji was blushing when he was looked at by Li Ming, where did he prepare any gifts, he came out in a hurry, and the eldest grandson's family is already in ruins, their brothers and sisters are all raised by their uncle Gao Shilian, and even he, the head of the eldest grandson family, now has to follow his brother-in-law Li Shimin to eat. Where can you give a jade pendant worth hundreds of yuan like Li Shimin. Thinking of this, the eldest grandson Wuji said to Li Ming, "Uncle came out in a hurry this time, I really didn't prepare, so let's do it, when I return to Chang'an City, I will send someone to send you again." ”

Li Ming said in his heart, he really deserves to be a famous yin person in history, and he really played a good Tai Chi! Of course, this is absolutely unacceptable, so I have to thank you and not mention it.

The few people chatted for a while, and when Xuanba saw that it was getting late, he took out the wine and food to entertain the second brother and returned to Chang'an City after eating.

The drinks in the mountains are all home-brewed, soft in the mouth, and full of stamina!

During the banquet, Li Ming had the intention to please Li Shimin, and he was busy serving, pouring wine with cloth dishes, and was very eager. In his opinion, whether it is Li Shimin, the first emperor of the ages, or the eldest grandson Wuji, the first emperor of Lingyan Pavilion, or Li Xuanba, the historical prototype of the first hero of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, they are all cattle people who have left a strong mark in history, which one should not let him toast a glass of wine?

In the middle of the moon, the wine is more than half-drunk.

Over there, Li Shimin was already drunk, and asked Li Mingdao, "Little baby, let me ask you, your master has a lance in the horse's palm under his crotch, and he is the champion of the three armies, how much have you learned from him?" ”

When Li Ming heard this, his little face fell, and he replied, "Not at all!" Master hides his secrets and refuses to teach me! I begged him several times, but always said that I was too young! ”

Li Shimin was happy after hearing this, and joked to Li Xuanba, "San Lang, you're not right, I look at you, an apprentice, smart and smart, light hands and feet, it's a rare good material!" ”

Li Xuanba smiled bitterly and said, "I don't want to teach him, it's just that he is only in his early three years old now, and his body has not yet grown, I wanted to stay until next year to teach him to build a foundation, but I thought he would sue first!" ”

Li Shimin laughed when he heard this, and said, "Your little apprentice is really clever and cute, what about his tiger?" Why didn't you see it? ”

Next to him, the eldest grandson Wuji also helped: "That tiger is indeed extraordinary!" San Lang, how did you get such a different species? Tell me about it! ”

When Li Xuanba heard this, he told him what had happened before, and Li Shimin and his eldest grandson Wuji were amazed after hearing it, and couldn't help but admire!

Li Shimin nodded and said, "San Lang, in this way, your apprentice is not ordinary. Born with a vision, accompanied by a black tiger. There's no limit to what you can achieve in the future! ”

Others praised his apprentice, of course Li Xuanba was happy, he was also a little too drunk, and echoed, "The second brother is right, my apprentice doesn't look young now, but he is born with divine power, and ordinary children of five or six years old can't beat him." Quick-witted, never forgetful. I didn't specifically teach him to read and read, but he listened to my lectures every day, and now he can recognize seven, seven, eight, eight. I just don't like to read, I don't touch any subsets of classics, and I'm not interested in military books and strategies. Although I don't read, I am reasonable, and occasionally I can say a wise quote in my mouth, which is thought-provoking! ”

Li Ming listened to it on the side, and said in his heart, nonsense, master, I was originally literate, but they were all simplified characters. Besides, your teaching level is really not very good, it's just that the master needs to use you as an excuse now, otherwise I was born literate, and I won't scare you crazy!

Over there, the eldest grandson Wuji also said: "Such a good talent and beautiful jade need to be taught by a good student." But San Lang, the disciple is so handsome, and you will grow old in this mountain for the rest of your life, isn't it a tyrannical thing? Why don't you go out with us and do a business! ”

After Li Xuanba heard this, he shook his head and said, "What Brother Wuji said is that I also have this plan." But at the moment, it's not in a hurry, now that the world is so chaotic, it's better to follow me to learn good skills in the mountains. After he has achieved success in his art industry, he will go out again. ”

After Li Shimin heard this, he also nodded, and said, "Xuanba's words are reasonable, he is just a doll now, and it is dangerous to take it out." After that, he turned to Li Ming and said, "Little baby, you can learn from your master well, and come out to help me when you grow up." ”

When Li Ming heard this, he was overjoyed in his heart, this was promised by Li Shimin himself, but he didn't expect to hug the thigh of the future Tian Khan so smoothly. Li Ming hurriedly said, "Thank you, second uncle!" When I grow up, I'll go to find my second uncle! Then you will have to take care of me in the face of my master! If I accidentally poke the basket, the second uncle will have to help and take care of it more! ”

"Haha" Li Shimin took advantage of the wine to laugh and said, "That's natural, you are my junior, since you kowtow and call me a second uncle, I naturally want to take care of it more." At this time, Li Shimin didn't expect that because of today's answer from the wine, he didn't know that he would become a gold medal for Li Ming's stinky boy! There is no basket that he does not dare to beat, and there is no basket that he does not dare to stab! In the future, every time he thought of this, he regretted it, and sighed that he was really drunk and misbehaved, and the ancients did not deceive me!

Talking and laughing, I saw that the three of them were all drunk, and they were seven or eight points drunk, and the eldest grandson Wuji over there heard Li Shimin's assurance, and suddenly remembered something, and laughed at Li Ming, "Baby, is your real name Li Dalang?" Well, this name is inappropriate, your second uncle is called Erlang, and your master is called Sanlang, you can't be in front of them! Ha ha! ”

Li Ming smiled embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly, "Uncle Eldest Sun, don't make fun of the little nephew, what I said before was casual nonsense." My master has not given me a name. ”

Over there, Li Xuanba hurriedly said, "Well, when I saw that this kid was talented, I wanted to give him a good name." But after thinking about it, I was not very satisfied, and the matter was delayed. It just so happened that the second brother was also here today, so I asked the second brother to give him a name. "Li Xuanba can't say that because this stinky boy refuses to call himself his father, he deliberately doesn't name him, which inevitably makes him too stingy. I had to make an excuse casually.

"Well, in that case, well, wait for me to think about it." Li Shimin was also not polite, bowed his head and pondered.

Li Ming said in his heart, I don't dare to let you change my name casually, my name is very good, and the young master has no intention of changing it. Then he hurriedly said, "Second Uncle Rongyu, the kid saw that the master was delaying in naming him, so he named himself a name." My master's surname is Li, the sun and the moon are bright, Li Ming. It's just that I haven't said that I know about it yet, and I'm going to ask the master to agree. ”

Li Shimin was thinking in his heart, and when he heard what Li Ming said, he was still thinking in his mind, but he couldn't help but casually respond, "The sun and the moon are bright?" Well, Ming is not bad, Ming Zhao Zhongtian! Clear-mindedness! ......Suddenly, Li Shimin slapped his face and smiled at Li Ming, "Come on!" Since you have taken a clear character yourself, then I will give you another Yu character, and the Quartet is called Yu, and it is said that it is Zhou throughout the ages. Through your homophony, you will become famous all over the world. Expect you to be wise and faithful! Megatron Bayu! ”

Li Xuanba heard it, and he also thought it was good, "Well, it's really good!" Sun and Moon Hui are bold! Instrument Yu Xuanang! ”

The eldest grandson Wuji next to him also smiled and said, "Erlang is so literate!" This Yu word is excellent, the sun and the moon are shining, Qionglou Yuyu! Come! Come! Come! Let's be a big deal! ”

After that, the three of them laughed together!

Over there, Li Ming pouted, and said in his heart, I call Li Ming well, you have to give me a word to get involved, hey! But there is no way to think about it, insisting on not being able to do so will only arouse suspicion. I had to pretend to laugh and say, "Thank you for the name!" From now on, I will be called Li Mingyu! ”