Chapter 0345: The Danger of Rotten Eggs

I asked if there was any water to wash my face—" Moving forward was not as weak as they thought, and he still had a lot of confidence to speak.

"No, it's all gone. In our case, face is not as important as eggs, except for what we drink, we all wash that thing. A naked David crouching next to him said as he stood up.

Glancing forward, he saw that his lower body was badly rotten, and the yellow water flowed into a river on the inner thighs, and the marks were obvious.

After recovering from his senses, he moved forward with an "oh" and said that he could get some water for me to drink, and it would be better to eat it all the time, and it should be hot.

The squad leader then shouted again: "Foot eggs, do you hear me?" You go and come on the hour, or he won't be able to catch it in one breath and he will die. Don't look at him very energetic now, it is estimated that he is returning to the light. ”

Everyone panicked when they heard this! The foot egg scurried in, dodged into the pit and disappeared.

"Lao Wang, don't curse me! It's not that serious, I'd have died a long time ago, and I still have to wait until now? Don't panic, I'm fine," he smiled, except for the white teeth, the rest of the place was black.

"Are you alright?" The squad leader here is a little unconvinced.

"Nothing at all! I just haven't eaten anything good for a week, and I lack sleep, so I'll be fine after taking a break to eat and drink, really! He sat up straight and glanced at everyone.

His obviously sunken eyes were spinning, and his face was covered with mud, and he looked a little scary.

Foot Egg took a teapot of water and ran out of the corner of the pit with a bowl of leftover porridge at noon, shouting again and again: "Get out of the way, it's coming!" Let's get to the bottom of it first. ”

The squad leader took the water and wanted to feed it to Xiang Qian.

Xiang Xiang said that I could do it myself, but the squad leader didn't agree and handed it to his mouth.

Moving forward, the teapot was just halfway drunk, but the squad leader shouted: "Okay, okay, don't drink enough, you have to eat something before drinking." ”

As he spoke, he took the water away from him.

Moving forward was happy, so he had to take the half bowl of porridge handed by his feet, squeaked and drank it all, and then stretched out his tongue and licked it several times.

The squad leader said, "Xiang Platoon is really hungry—"

A few people next to him said that it was.

Licking the rice bowl forward, the squad leader hurriedly handed over the water again.

"Foot eggs, hurry up and get some dry for Xiang Pai! Canned beef and stir-fried vegetables, this is what you are best at, and let Xiang Pai try the special dishes of our class. ”

The foot egg said yes again.

"It's strange, this old crooked, why haven't you called the hygienist yet. Did the hygienist go to 504 and still haven't come back or what? Where are the roots? ”

After going forward and drinking water, he stretched out with a long pant and said, "I'm fine, what are you calling the hygienist for?" ”

"Of course it's for you to check your body, do you want to check it for me?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a false alarm, now it's okay. I almost killed that sniper rifle today! The body of the gun is long, and the pestle is in the sky, and it is not convenient to walk together at all. ”

The squad leader glanced at the gun, and then said: "In the future, you have to ask the state to make the shorter ones for you, it is better to be so long, and it is best if the performance increases unabated." He made a rough gesture.

Everyone said that it was not bad, this proposal was constructive, and it was good to write a letter to the Commission of Science, Technology and Industry for National Defense and let them get it.

Sit up, move forward and say, "Do you think it's constructive?" Huh-"

Hearing another person he didn't know next to him interject and say something, he continued: "Even everyone's standard rifles are made to be a little longer?" If it's not so short, it's not an advantage to put together a bayonet. ”

The squad leader said, "Chicken—did you just make a fool of the enemy?" Your sniper rifle captain, if you fight with a whole bayonet, won't you be invincible in the world? Who has fought so much hand-to-hand with you in these years of war? ”

As he spoke, he stood up and handed the teapot to a warrior beside him.

Moving forward, he asked: "Then you mean that if you want to fight hand-to-hand, you can borrow Zhang Fei's old man's Zhangba snake spear to use it, right?" It looks good, but it seems a bit exaggerated, and I wouldn't object to it if you really want to do it! ”

Everyone laughs.

The squad leader replied in laughter: "No, you are a nail rake, and you said the hand-to-hand combat first." Hey, Lao Xiang, since the spirit, let's talk. ”

Nod your head forward and say it's totally okay.

"What happened to the last time you attacked that place? You didn't climb back until now, and I really convinced you. I said, do you want to fight so hard? As the old saying goes, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of running out of firewood, and the old man also said that only by saving yourself can you destroy the enemy. ”

Returning to his own position, he moved forward with something in his stomach, and then extreme sleepiness began to direct his brain to run into a sluggish state. The squad leader here spoke, and it didn't take long for him to close his eyes as if he were eating rice for the first few times.

"Huh? It's weird, Lao Xiang, why did you fall asleep one second after you were talking one second? It's true—brothers, do it, carry him in a little. ”

After waking up, although the air was still suffocating, he felt that his spirit was mostly restored.

Moving forward is to wake people up, and it may take three days and three nights to sleep according to the biological clock until you wake up naturally.

It turned out that the foot eggs were made into something delicious and sent over, and they had to be served while they were hot, otherwise they would lose their good taste.

Moving forward, you're welcome.

After eating the meal prepared by his feet, his whole person from top to bottom began to reveal the veteran's unique toughness and frank optimism reflected in his life.

Seeing that the foot egg was on the side, he went to apply medicine between the thighs, and moved forward, so he joked with him: "The foot egg, you are miserable!" Your thing looks dangerous, and I'm afraid I won't be able to have children in the future. ”

The foot egg already knew that his two strands of skin were rotten, and the **** was revealed once, and he was very panicked when he heard this, so he hurriedly raised his head and asked, "How can you see it?" ”

Others also asked if it was true?

Xiang Qian grinned and said, "Of course it's true, I heard a university professor say that as long as things rot like that, they won't be useful in the future." ”

Foot Egg was really panicked when he heard this, so he finished speaking, this time he was really a eunuch.

Everyone doesn't believe it, and asks if it's a mistake to move forward, isn't it just a rotten crotch, what's so strange about this, and the sequelae are so serious?

Moving forward with a straight face, he said seriously: "Of course!" You can see that I've always been wearing pants, and that's because I know how to do it, and it's because I protect it well. ”

There were more people panicking this time, and they said one by one: "God! What about us? ”

Forward, they did not dare to face the words: "Your things are wasted, and you are about to become eunuchs, or in a few years, less than thirty years old, and immediately even the hammer will shrink." ”