Chapter 84: Kang Shengnan (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
"John Tang? Hehe, you're John Tang? How did you come here for a bully meal? Qin Yiming asked with a smile.
"Hey, I'm John Tang has been coming to Daming for a few years, I just went to De'an Mansion last month to promote our Christian teachings, I heard that this drunken immortal residence has a kind of wine called drunk and proud, I came to taste it, I really didn't expect Daming to have such a good wine, I drank it addictively, I drank more than 20 glasses in a row, and woke up to find that I was locked up." John Tang shook his head and said.
"You don't have any money on you, of course we have to lock you up, otherwise what if you run away!" The shopkeeper said.
John Tong did not refute.
"John Tang, do you want to get drunk every day?" Qin Yiming asked with a smile.
Tang Ruowang's blue eyes lit up, then dimmed again, and said: "Yes, but I can't afford to drink it, this wine is too expensive, I estimate that I will have to work here for a year and a half to pay off my wine money." ”
"Hehe, I also have this wine, as long as you come with me, I guarantee that you will have this wine every day!" Qin Yiming said seriously.
"Young master, what do you want this foreign feudal man to do, he has special eyes, and the wine is worth a lot!" The little monkey doesn't understand, but how much does it cost to let this kind of drunkard drink twenty or so cups a day, more than two hundred taels!
"What you said is true?" John Tang couldn't believe it.
"I said foreign vassal, this is our uncle, do you know what uncle means? It's our owner's husband, so don't you let you drink it when we're drunk and proud of Xianju! You can drink as much as you want, and no one dares to stop you. The shopkeeper said.
"Well, deal! But ......"
"But what?"
"But it must be counted from now on, the contract between us will take effect immediately, the shopkeeper, bring me two pots of drunkenness!" Tang Ruowang sat down unceremoniously and began to instruct the shopkeeper, Qin Yiming laughed, and motioned to the shopkeeper to get the wine.
Suddenly, he heard movement outside, which attracted Qin Yiming's gaze again.
"The so-called belief is there, and if you don't believe it, you don't have it, but whether you believe it or not, the way of heaven is difficult to violate, Shu Han Liu Bei, the preparer, and the Gu also. It's over, after the master is Zen, what does Zen mean? Zen let, grant, that Shu Han rivers and mountains are naturally not guaranteed, to give to others......"
Qin Yiming was eating and drinking, when he suddenly heard someone shouting outside, and said, "Little monkey, do you think this voice is familiar?" ”
The little monkey stopped the chopsticks in his hand, listened carefully, and said, "Well, young master, isn't this the Mr. Word Measurement, what's it called?" ”
"Song Xiance!" Qin Yiming said.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's him, he still has a life-saving grace for the young master!" The little monkey said seriously.
"Hey, are you accurate in your word test?" Qin Yiming only saw two or three scholars coming in front of Song Xiance, the little half-immortal on the other side of the street, and a person who looked like a literati in a long shirt asked.
Song Xiance immediately said angrily: "Hmph, no one has said that my little half-immortal is not accurate in the word measurement, you can write a word!" ”
One of them wrote down a word, and the people around him read it out.
"Skewers."
Song Xiance shook his head and said: "Bute Township is surrounded by Jun, Nangong should also be Gaojie, string words with Zhongzhong, and he will be able to pass the township test one day!" It's a great luck! ”
After Song Xiance finished speaking, the man was immediately very happy, so he took out a piece of silver, and the people around him congratulated him, as if the scholar was already in high school, and another scholar next to him saw this, and he also wanted to measure the words, and the people around him read it out again.
"It's still a string of words, childe, you can definitely go to high school too!" The people around him are preparing to say goodbye.
At this time, Song Xiance opened his eyes and said: "You are not only not with Binxing, but also with illness!" ”
The scholar was not convinced, obviously other people's strings are high school, why is his own strings a disaster?
Why is that? His strings are high school, and my strings will have a disaster? Do you know how to test words? The scholar asked, obviously a little irritable.
Song Xiance said: "He has no intention of writing, of course, it should be like a word, and if you have a heart, it is true that it should be added to the word, and if you add a heart, it will be a trouble!" Not only will you not be in high school like that guest, but you will also get sick, which is a big culprit! ”
The scholar immediately turned his face and was about to leave, at this time Song Xiance suddenly said: "Don't go, Childe, I still have an elixir here, which is made by the secret recipe I got from traveling all over the world, the man eats Johnson & Johnson, the woman eats the snow-white skin, the old man eats the walking like flying, the child eats the smart and clever, do you want the son to come to one, a piece of five taels of silver." ”
"There's such a good medicine?" That boy will be skeptical.
Song Xiance said: "Hey, this elixir is good at everything, but there is a shortcoming, if the son wants to buy it, he must tell it first!" ”
The man didn't believe in this elixir, but when Song Xiance said this, he was a little convinced, and asked, "What shortcomings?" ”
"This medicine can prolong life if you take it, but it is not available before intercourse, otherwise...... The golden gun does not fall. Song Xiance whispered.
"So powerful?! Get me two! ”
"I'll have two too!"
"I'll take the rest!"
Song Xiance's elixir was snatched up, and he made a lot of money at once, and he was proud, and walked towards the drunken immortal residence.
"This Mr. Song is really amazing!" The little monkey couldn't help but admire.
Hey, Song Shen Stick, Song Shen Stick, why did you sell viagra on the street, this is too exaggerated, Zhang Xiaoshe, this bastard is not here, otherwise you will know how powerful our city management camp is.
"Qin Qianhu, the little girl is justified here!"
Qin Yiming was distracted, and at this time, his gaze was retracted, and there was actually a peerless beauty in front of him.
A luxurious young and beautiful young woman, wearing a red brocade dress, a pearl white crepe skirt, a white light gauze coat, a melon seed-shaped face, white and tender skin, a pair of charming pear vortices between the cheeks, light rouge, long curved eyebrows, a pair of bright eyes, seductive eyes, rippling with a fascinating charm, a black mole under the red lips, can always attract people's attention to that burgundy mouth, pearl white wide ribbon tied around the waist, more graceful posture, a white jade bracelet at the wrist, crystal clear, more luxurious, The deep snow-white furrow looms under the powder......
If Xu Zhen'er's beauty is clear water tofu, then her beauty is braised pork with flowing oil.
"Young Master, Young Master!" The little monkey gently touched Qin Yiming at his feet, and Qin Yiming immediately turned around.
"It's so beautiful, Daming not only has good wine, but also beautiful women!" Tang Ruowang looked at the woman in front of him, drunk and dripping at the corners of his mouth.
"Who is this?" Qin Yiming asked, he really hadn't seen it.
"The little woman is better than the man!" The woman replied.