Chapter 0080: The Man Who Catches Pigs
The logistics department called directly to the Reclamation Department.
The person who answered the phone on Nongken's side listened and said, "Is it true?" I'm desperate for less trouble! This is what you ask for, when the time comes, don't go to the top and say that we only send pigs and don't kill them, and we don't support your work. β
The logistics department said, "Which one does that kind of immoral thing?" We can handle it ourselves when you send it over, we have a lot of doctors, and it doesn't take any trouble to kill pigs and dissect them. With that, I drove the car and sent it over. β
"No problem, totally agree! That's it. The other party replied very simply.
The invitation of the logistics department: "Our dean said that all of you in charge will come here for dinner together." You're welcome, come here. β
The other end couldn't say it, the logistics department was very surprised, they used to be reincarnated by hungry ghosts, and this time they were so polite, so they asked: "What?" Not coming? Which superior is coming to check on your work again? β
Hearing the other party say that the task is heavy, the logistics section replied with a smile: "I know that your task is heavy, and everything that rewards the soldiers is in your hands." Well, don't say much, remember to send it over quickly, Mo Tian didn't staggered here until it was dark, we were all waiting for food. β
Seeing that the matter of sending the pig over was done, everyone waited excitedly.
Dean Zhang's heart was so cool, he hummed the song, "sonorous sonorous" sang over and over again, and the next two sentences "I beat you with a steel whip" over and over again.
Everyone also hummed and sang, and many people learned the singing tone and tune of Peking Opera for a while, dancing with their hands, and shouting "I will beat you with a steel whip" when they see people.
Some of the rehabilitated soldiers kept looking at the door to see if there were any cars coming outside. There are people who love to play tricks, and they can't stop turning around and lying and shouting: "It's coming, it's coming!" It made everyone panic.
After a while, the motor whined, and everyone shouted "coming, coming, coming" without telling them in front.
Joy is limitless.
"Sonorous sonorous, I will beat you with a steel whip!" Stubbornly moving forward for a while, he danced his cane and jumped to poke at the roommate in the same room.
The other party hurriedly used a cane to block, and at the same time changed his tone and said in the tone of Peking Opera: "Bang bang, look at the ββββ move ββββ" The crutches changed suddenly, and he immediately made an assassination move, smashing Huanglong with one move, and poked at the empty chest and abdomen straight forward.
"Ahh Ah no, Amitabha! ββββ yourself and yourself, don't be ββββrudeββββ" Hou Zhenshou, the brother of the Foot Pig Company, was beside him, and he hurriedly pretended to be the abbot of Shaolin, and jumped away with his hands together to persuade.
The crowd laughed and laughed, each wiping tears from their eyes and rushing towards the big car that drove in.
The farmer's driver turned around and stopped. The pigs were driven off the ground, and both were fat and large, very strong, and humming. The two guys recognized their lives, and when they saw that there were more people, they were scared, and they dragged the rope tied to their hind legs and ran around non-stop.
Everyone was afraid of arching, so they hurriedly dispersed.
After a while, the soldiers in the pot building came out and shouted: "Dean, dean, the water is boiling!" β
When the dean heard this, he shouted: "Comrades, start your hands!" β
Immediately, a few male soldiers from the security company took off their shirts in response, spat on the palms of their hands, rubbed them, and shook their activities, showing all kinds of heroic gestures in front of the beautiful nurses.
A strong man with a tiger's back slammed into the chest of a bear-waisted man, and there was a loud bang. Everyone was frightened, thinking that the bear-waisted man must have closed his breath, and the nurses were even more frightened.
But I saw that the bear-waisted man grinned at the nurses, there was no, he clasped his hands into fists and saluted, and said in a loud voice: "Everyone, offer ugliness and ugliness!" In the ancestral hard qigong, whoever is interested may wish to come down to learn from each other. Oops, don't play anymore, it's up there. β
It turned out that several other comrades-in-arms didn't give him a chance to continue to show off, and one of them had already caught a pig's tail over there, lifted Lao Gao, and dragged him here. The pig cried so loudly that the other two males pounced on it, and one of them grabbed one of his ears and lifted it up, like an eagle taking a bird.
The pig was off the ground on all four feet, struggling and screaming desperately.
The tiger's back and the bear's waist hurriedly ran over, but there was no important position, so they had to beat the side drum on the side. It's the same with the rehabilitated soldiers who surrounded them, where is their turn to do it.
Li Huatuo, the chief surgeon who came on a business trip with the reporters, was pushed as a killer, and he was very nervous at this time, waiting in front of a cement table tennis table with a pig-killing knife in his hand.
The pig was brought over quickly, Li Huatuo looked at it, hurriedly pushed his glasses, and shouted loudly: "Come here, come here, head this way, head this way!" β
The pig kept screaming so hard that it drowned out his screams.
Li Huatuo was so anxious that he couldn't stop waving his left hand, and commanded the soldiers to turn the pig's head over, otherwise they wouldn't be able to do it.
The three main male soldiers who caught the pig also gasped at this time, and when they arrived at the table tennis table, where could they listen to his opinion, shouted about the password, shouted "one, two, three", and lifted the pig on the table with a fierce force.
The four hooves of the pig got friction on the table, no more than just leaving the ground in the air, which would be desperately struggling to run, the three of them were in a disadvantageous position for a while, they couldn't pull it down, and they couldn't control it, they all panicked, and hurriedly roared and shouted to the tiger's back and the bear's waist to help catch the feet.
The tiger's back and the bear's waist jumped on the ping-pong table, and each caught the pig's front and rear feet. It took five people to finally bring down the pig, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
The nervous mood eased for a while, and they gathered around to take a closer look.
The tiger's back and the bear's waist jumped down, pinned the pig to death on the ping-pong table, and replaced the previous three to rest.
A nurse handed over a handkerchief, and it turned out that all three of them were sweating. One is that the pig is fat and heavy, and the other is that he has to carry it so far, and he has to control his struggle with all his might, and he has to use a lot of force.
"Don't wipe your sweat, come and help, this old boar's day is very fierce!" The pig screamed loudly on the ping-pong table, bouncing on all fours, Rao was the back of the tiger and the waist of the bear, and he was almost uncontrollable.
The pig's cry was quieter, and it was probably breathless, and it was tired enough to howl and struggle.
"What about Dr. Lee? Where will this be hiding? Seeing that the pig was under control again and everything was ready, Dean Zhang shouted to Dr. Li.
It turned out that Li Huatuo saw that the male soldiers did not follow his instructions, so he hurriedly went around here, and did not squeeze in outside the circle. At this time, everyone was separated, and they shouted repeatedly: "Let one go, let one let go, you all block me like this, how can I do it?" Is the knife coming from behind your ass? β
Everyone got out of the way and waited for Li Huatuo to come in and do it.