Chapter 18 Buy One Get One Free

If it weren't for being trampled underfoot, if it weren't for the fact that the situation was really critical now, Fang Xie really wanted to patiently explain to the proprietress that eunuchs don't use scissors. Scissors can cut cloth to make beautiful clothes, paper can be cut to make delicate window flowers, and many things can be cut, but they are certainly not specifically used to cut that thing.

"Let's go!"

Fang Xie almost pleaded and shouted, because he vomited blood, the pain in his throat was hot, and the voice that came out of the shouting was hoarse.

"Hey, you're a negative man, you started to deceive women at a young age, and if you don't marry, you will change your mind? How old is this, and you can't be deceived into the palace? What the old lady hates the most is that the man is negative, and if you don't cut your hairless thing today, the old lady will not be surnamed Du. ”

Instead of leaving, she strode towards Fang Jie.

Mu Da's eyes lit up and he scolded: "Get out!" ”

Makuji waved his hand and said: "Big brother, don't let her go, this short and ugly man is really boring to peel her skin, although this woman is dressed in a rustic way, she is still a sign person, if she peels her skin to make a palace lamp, she will be very beautiful when she thinks about it." ”

"Don't delay your business, hurry up!"

Mu Da said coldly, and then ignored it.

The second curtain smiled, gave up the big dog and walked over to the proprietress: "Don't worry, my craftsmanship is well-known in the imperial capital, and it won't take long to peel off a complete human skin, and the lanterns hanging in the dark passages in the prison of Dali Temple are all made by me, and each one is more beautiful than the other." ”

"Really fast?"

The proprietress stopped and asked timidly.

"Definitely soon!"

Makuji smiled, took out a short knife from his arms, and shook it as he walked: "I don't know how many people have skinned this knife, but I have only used it twice since I left the imperial capital, the knife is lonely, and I am also lonely." Although you look a little older, you can barely talk about it. Don't disgrace my ......."

Boom!

A very abrupt muffled sound appeared, and then the figure of Makuji disappeared. Then there was another thud, as if something had fallen heavily to the ground. Muda hurriedly looked back, but saw that Makuji had been embedded in the city wall!

Makuji's body flew out like a cannonball out of the chamber, smashing a rather large crater into the city wall.

Too fast!

It was so fast that even Muda didn't see who made it, in other words, he guessed that it was the woman who was dressed in a very rustic way, but he didn't see it at all! Mo said that he saw how the woman made a move, and he didn't even capture the trajectory of the woman's movements. When I saw that Makuji's whole person was embedded in the city wall, I realized that the woman was standing where Makuji was standing just now.

"The last thing my mother likes to hear is that others say I'm old!"

The proprietress muttered with a gloomy face, as if she was very angry.

Makuji's back hit the city wall, and he didn't know how many bricks he had broken, and his body was lying like a shrimp, and most of his body was embedded in the city wall. The gravel fell to the ground, and after a muffled bang, a cloud of smoke and dust swayed. Makuji couldn't help but cough a few times, and blood spilled out of his mouth. This time it was too heavy, and I don't know how many ribs were broken. But after all, he was a master of the six grades, and he struggled to get out of the wall with severe pain.

Boom!

There was another muffled sound, and when I looked at it again, the proprietress suddenly appeared in front of the second curtain!

A foot in a green embroidered shoe was pressed on Makuji's chest, and he was forced to shove him into the city wall for a few more minutes. The dust and smoke rose again, and the whole person of Makuji was not in the city wall.

This scene surprised everyone beyond measure. Fang Xie lay on the ground with his face sideways, and looked at the proprietress with his mouth wide open, completely stupid. The big dog's eyes almost popped out, and he still didn't seem to believe what he was seeing. And Mu Xiaoxiao stood a little stupidly, muttering how is it possible, how can it hide from me?

As if hearing Mu Xiaoyi's self-muttering, the proprietress straightened the hair hanging down in front of her forehead and chuckled: "People like you are really rare in the world, and you can sense the strength of others." Pity...... Your cultivation is still too low, and it is by no means difficult to hide your perception. As far as I know, I'm not alone in this city of Fangu who can do it. ”

"There are others ......"

Being trapped by others did not make Mu Xiaoxiao depressed, but the words of the proprietress made her extremely depressed.

"Naturally, there is, at least isn't our family boss hiding it from you?"

She spoke casually, as if she didn't pay attention to Muda at all.

"You...... Who are you! ”

Muda swallowed a mouthful of foam with difficulty, and subconsciously took a few steps back.

"I'm your mother!"

When the proprietress said this, she was still at least twenty meters away from Muda. She began to take a step when she said the first word, the second word foot was raised, the third word foot fell, and the fourth and fourth words were said to him face to face in front of Muta. The distance between the two people was less than half a meter, and almost in the blink of an eye, the proprietress was already standing in front of Muta.

Syllable!

A crisp slap sounded, and even the silent night was torn apart. The slap was too loud for anyone in the east of the city to hear. Five clear fingerprints slowly emerged on Mu Da's face, and the veins could be clearly seen from the finger prints. After this fight, it made everyone who was already stupid even more stupid.

"Oops...... I forgot to exert my strength again, so that our family leaders can see it, and it's time to laugh at me again. ”

The proprietress looked at the red handprints on Mu Da's face, and smiled apologetically: "I'll do it again, I'm sorry." ”

Although Muda was stunned, how dare he stand still anymore, and immediately tried to jump out backwards to avoid the boss lady, but his feet were about to exert force, and the second slap of the boss lady slapped him in the face again, this time it was not as loud as just now, but it flew out of the fan horizontally. Muda couldn't control his body at all, and his back slammed into the city wall. With a bang, the second Makuji was also embedded in the city wall.

"Cool!"

The proprietress breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "I haven't been so cool for ten years." ”

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"Eldest sister, if you are cool, can you help me up first?"

Fang Xie bit his lip to make sure it wasn't a dream, and then looked at the proprietress pitifully and said, "I don't even know how many ribs he stepped on." ”

"Honestly lying on your stomach!"

The proprietress shouted to him without looking back, rolled up the sleeves of the floral blue cloth cotton jacket and walked to the two people inlaid in the city wall: "The old lady is not happy enough!" ”

Fang Xie obediently continued to lie on his stomach, but he couldn't help but praise in his mouth: "Domineering, it's too fucking domineering." I now finally know why Su Tu Dog was so obedient. ”

The big dog also lay on the ground honestly, looking at the woman who was striding towards the city wall, he couldn't help but shudder: "If you marry such a woman, you must not be tortured to death." Fang Solution...... You say his husband is still alive? Marvel...... It's a fucking miracle. ”

"It's ......"

Mu Xiaoxiao was still standing to the side in a daze, his eyes were a little dull: "I can't even feel it...... How was this possible, and what exactly did she do...... How can you hide it from me? ”

The proprietress ignored these three people, walked quickly to Mu Da, looked at this distorted person and said coldly: "It seems that your brothers have harmed women a lot over the years, right?" You can do it for an hour, right? I like to gouge people's eyeballs and cut people's noses while doing it, right? ”

When she said that she could work for an hour, she picked up the scissors in her hand and cut off the thing under Muda's crotch with a click. When it comes to plucking people's eyeballs, the scissors have gouged out Muta's two eyeballs from their eye sockets. When it came to cutting people's noses, she actually threw the scissors aside, pinched Muta's nose with the thumb and index finger of her right hand, and pulled one nose off his face.

In a moment, Muta's face turned into a blood gourd.

"An hour!"

With a bang, the proprietress smashed a fist on Mu Da's chest, and Mu Da's body was bent and then smashed into the city wall for a few points. The proprietress seemed to be angry, punching and saying a sentence for an hour, saying five sentences in a row, and punching five times in a row. After five punches, where could Mu Da's figure be seen, but he was smashed into a deep pit the size of a basin.

smashed Mu Da, the proprietress dragged Makuji out of the city wall, and threw it casually, throwing it out at least twenty meters away like a sandbag. In the next second, the proprietress had already appeared beside Muda. was beaten like this, and Makuji still had a breath of life. He struggled to open his eyes, begging but unable to speak. There was fear in his eyes, a boundless fear.

"Do you know what the old lady's husband does?"

The proprietress squatted down beside Makuji and pressed her palm on Makuji's chest. With a stabbing sound, all the clothes on Makuji's body were torn and flew out. I don't know what kind of means the proprietress used before, the blow was so heavy, and Makuji couldn't see many scars on his body.

She picked up the short knife of Makuji from the ground, and said word by word: "Su Tugou is a dog slaughterer, and the best thing is to skin mountain dogs." But no one in the entire Fangu City knows that skinning was taught to him by the old lady! ”

"A few people who don't go into the stream will dare to do evil. It is not only the face of the imperial court that has been lost, but also the face of the entire Great Sui! If you really want to pretend to be vicious, then go to the west of the snowy mountains to find the Buddha sect and pretend to be vicious. Didn't the Buddha say that when the Buddha also has vajra angry eyes, then you will gouge out the Buddha's eyes, cut off the Buddha's nose, and peel the Buddha's skin! doesn't have the guts, but he does evil on his own territory, if he doesn't kill you or strip you, his wife will be angry and can't sleep in the future! ”

After saying this, there was already a bloody corpse on the ground.

casually threw a complete human skin on the ground, the proprietress took out a handkerchief from her cuff and wiped her hands, then stood up straight and stretched her waist: "This is the end of the cool." ”

After she finished stretching, she turned to look at the roof somewhere: "Dead lame, the old lady is finished, have you seen enough!" ”

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On the roof of a private house, the old lame man who was lying down the ridge of the house and drinking couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, carefully and carefully plugged the stopper of the wine gourd, and then tied it to his waist. He sat up straight from the roof, looked at the proprietress below and said helplessly: "You killed your person, I watch my play, I don't care about you, why do you lose your temper with me?" ”

As he spoke, he checked again to see if the gourd was properly bolted. The gourd is just an ordinary gourd, and the wine in the gourd is the cheapest Northwest Roast. In the wine shop in Fan Gucheng, ten copper coins can fill this gourd. Although this gourd is ordinary, the upper and lower bellies are bigger than a human head. This shows how cheap this wine is in the northwest.

The proprietress raised her finger and pointed at the old lame man and scolded: "Just tell me, if the old lady doesn't come, will you make a move!" ”

The old cripple nodded and said, "Naturally, why would I come?" ”

"Then why don't you make a move!"

The proprietress asked again.

"Aren't you here?"

The old lame man smiled and said, "Besides, I won't save that little doll who has no taste, let alone the guy who is uglier than me." If it weren't for the old man, I would have taken a fancy to the good potential of this girl, and I might not have come back at all today. It's too late to provoke such trouble for the imperial court. I can't fight the fox and make a fuss, and I don't want to touch the old cripple. ”

After saying this, his people had already arrived in front of Mu Xiaoxiao's body. The old lame man looked at Mu Xiaoyi's eyes and asked word by word, "Would you like to be my apprentice?" I have been looking for an apprentice all my life, and before I died, I actually took the luck of going against the sky, and I really found a pleasing one. I was going to see how good your potential was in a few years, but you had to leave...... Would you like it or not? ”

Mu Xiaoxiao shook his head in some pain and muttered, "Another ...... I didn't even feel it! ”

The old lame man was just about to speak, when he heard someone behind him say loudly: "I'm in charge of her!" In the future, she will be your master, and you will be her apprentice...... Uh, no, she's your apprentice, you're her master! With such a high-quality apprentice, you can't buy it even if you want to! ”

The old cripple smiled and said, "You're just fine! For the sake of getting a good apprentice, you say, I can meet your requirements. ”

Fang Xie struggled to get up, sat on the ground and gasped for breath. When the qi and blood in his chest and abdomen were smooth, he said seriously: "Buy one get one free, I can only ask for her if I need it." ”

"I buy you?!"

The old lame man glared at the beads and said, "I won't buy you if I'm blind!" ”

Fang Xie shook his head and said seriously: "Wrong! ”

He raised his hand and pointed at Mu Xiaowaist and said, "She bought it, and I gave it away." ”

The old lame man said almost subconsciously: "Is it okay to buy her one?" Don't you want to send it?! ”

Fang Xie gritted his teeth and was categorical: "Don't sell it!" ”