The moment he saw Cui's, Yu Wenwen made a 'rating' of his appearance: above the average line. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This is already a high evaluation, because Yuwenwen's three wives and concubines, Yu Chi Chifan and Xiao Jiuniang are super-first-class beauties, Yang Lihua is first-class, and most of the women Yuwenwen has seen are just vulgar fans in his opinion.

Okay, with the exception of the sister-in-law, the Persian orchid Agnès is not bad, and in addition to that, Zhang Lihua is okay, as for this Cui Hu's mother, if she can get his evaluation "above the average", you can go and celebrate.

As an 'abnormal human', Yu Wenwen has long been "famous" for Cui's family, as a tiger mother... The story of the good mother, Cui's godson, is included in the Sui book.

This young widow from the Cui family in Qinghe is only one year older than Yu Wenwen's "My Family Lihua", which means that the Cui family got married very early, and from the perspective of future generations, the Cui family and Zheng Shanguo are more like sisters.

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Back then, the Empress Dowager Yang and Widow Yang, who were unwilling to remarry and vow to keep the festival, had already given birth to two babies for Yuwen Wen, and now he was moisturized with a radiant and graceful appearance.

However, Yu Wenwen is not interested at all, he is not a scumbag, nor is he a flower thief, and he avoids the ghost animal theme of "mother and son", and now he still has important things to do, so it's time to show his means.

Zhang Yu, who was dressed in military uniform, walked to Yu Wenwen's side quietly, and they should set off, but Yu Wenwen seemed to have forgotten that there was still a big event, so Zhang Yu wanted to remind him properly: "Your command, do you need to serve wine?" ”

Under his command is one of the honorific titles of the middle and lower ranks of the army to the generals above the Kaifu level, as for asking if you want to serve wine, it is an obvious reminder.

"No need, drinking is wrong, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes..."The Yin Shishi nodded hurriedly, Fang Cai Yuwen and Zheng Shanguo had a very happy conversation, so he vaguely felt that maybe this person really didn't recognize him, seeing that the Zheng family's mother and son were there, he wanted to find a chance to slip away.

Seeing that the fire was almost the same, Cui Shi directly made the decision for his son, smiled apologetically first, and then said that because he was in a hurry, the dog could not accompany the two to catch up, and they would get together again in the future.

Seeing that Yu Wenwen was about to get up, the Yin World Master took the first step to get up and salute, and wanted to take the opportunity to send Zheng Shanguo's mother and son away, Yu Wenwen's face was as usual and then got up.

The scene freezes instantly, and slow motion begins.

The first breath: From left to right, Zheng Shanguo, Cui Shishi, Yin Shishi, and Yu Wenle (Yu Wenwen) walked out together, and the four of them were basically in the same straight line, and Zhang Yu was in front of Yu Wenwen on the right.

In the second breath, Yuwen Wen stretched out his right hand to Zhang Yu, made a command, turned his head to Zhang Yu, and swept back with the corner of his eye.

In the third breath, Yuwen Wen confirmed that there was no one behind him, and at the same time, Zheng Shanguo opened his mouth to talk to Cui's family, and the Yin World Master looked ahead, his eyes did not squint, and his hands were behind his back.

In the fourth breath, Cui Shi turned his head to look at Zheng Shanguo on the left, Yin Shishi still looked ahead, and Yuwen Wen patted Zhang Yu's shoulder with his right hand.

In the fifth breath, Cui Shi still looked at Zheng Shanguo, Yin Shishi still looked ahead, and Yu Wenwen touched his left hand to his left waist.

In the sixth breath, Yu Wenwen's left hand touched to the left with "lightning speed".

Fast forward, Yu Wenwen's left hand bypassed the back of the Yin Shi Master, and did not touch the hand behind the other party's back, but touched Cui's buttocks, pinched it, and then instantly retracted.

When he swept over his belt, he pulled out a dagger and handed it to Zhang Yu.

Cui Shi suddenly stopped, her whole body was stiff, her face was pale, as if someone had performed a fixing technique, she had just been touched on her buttocks, and the daring madman actually pinched it!

The woman of Qinghe Cui's family was actually insulted in front of the public!

I have been observing the festival for ten years, and not an inch of my body has been touched by a man!

How dare you touch... I also pinched it!

Cui Shi only felt that her ears were buzzing, and her head was about to explode, she turned her head to look to the right side, and saw that the Yin World Master who was originally looking ahead stopped and turned her head to look, and saw Yu Wenle on her right side talking to the soldiers beside her, and she was still holding a dagger in her left hand, saying that she would let it be sharpened.

Obviously, you well-dressed beast touched it!

The grief-stricken Cui Shi stared at the Yin Shishi, she was determined to keep the festival, to start from the beginning, after the death of her husband Zheng Cheng, she never used rouge again, did not bring gorgeous jewelry, wore coarse cloth clothes, and never showed off her branches.

Her father forced her to remarry back then, and it is said that even the new husband's family had agreed to it, but Cui's would rather die than obey, and would rather be disfigured than go against her father's wishes.

She will not be tempted by any man, nor will she tolerate any man molesting, she was born as a wife of the Zheng family, and died as a ghost of the Zheng family, except for letting her son become a talent, she will never have any other ideas.

And now, the innocent body has been tarnished by the well-dressed beasts, and the man is still shamelessly asking, "What's wrong with the county king"!

Cui's breath was extremely short, his breath was short, and his tears were about to overflow, and when the Yin World Master saw this, he asked again: "Is Jun Jun unwell?" ”

The Yin Master found that the other party was suddenly emotional, staring at him quite unkindly, it was really a little strange, Zheng Shanguo also found that his mother was wrong, and was about to ask, but saw his mother raise his right hand and give the Yin World Master a resounding slap: "Clothed beasts!!! ”

Cui's crying roar, coupled with a loud slap, made the Yin Shi Master dizzy, he covered his red and swollen cheeks in horror, completely speechless, and didn't understand why Cui Shi wanted to beat him and scolded him for being well-dressed and beastly.

And Zheng Shanguo was shocked by this situation and was instantly stunned.

"Smack!"

Cui Shi slapped the Yin Shi Master again, she was already out of anger, she didn't care about the etiquette of the famous lady, and she was determined to make this madman who insulted her pay the price, crying and scratching at the other party.

"Junjun! Junjun! Don't be rude..."

"Beasts! How dare you insult me! ”

"Mother, mother... Yes? Zheng Shanguo heard his mother's angry shouts clearly, he looked at the Yin World Master who couldn't help but parry, with an expression of disbelief, and then he was short of breath and his face turned red.

The hatred of killing one's father, the hatred of humiliating one's mother, if a son of man cannot avenge his parents, what face can he live in the world!

"Woo!" Zheng Shanguo roared, waved his fist and rushed towards the Yin World Master, Yuwen Wen on the side was "shocked" when he saw this, and kept shouting: "Junjun!" The jun jun is angry, it must be a misunderstanding..."

As the mastermind behind the scenes, he clearly wanted to make trouble, and when he saw the Yin Shi Master, he was about to hug his head and run away, so he quietly tripped with his foot and tripped him to the ground.

Outside the hall, the two entourages rushed in when they heard the words, and saw the three of them fighting together, and they didn't know what to do for a while.

On both sides are court officials, and it is no one to help them fight, and everyone listened to Cui's crying for a while, and was shocked to realize that it was actually a well-dressed beast who was doing indecent things in front of the public.

The Yin Shi Shi Shi with scratches on his face and his hair in a messy bun explained in embarrassment, but Zheng Shanguo's mother and son were willing to listen, and they did not want to take the Yin Shi Shi to the city to see the officials and ask for justice.

The entourage on both sides began to push, and the post man and the post pawn were caught in the middle of the dilemma, and the initiator, Yu Wenwen, had already turned out of the post house at this time.

The cavalry is ready, listening to the movement in the post house, several generals are a little helpless, they belong to Shannan Dao Daxingtai Shangshu Lingyu Wenming, this time they were ordered to obey Yuwenwen's dispatch, before setting off Yu Wenming privately explained the 'precautions'.

Yu Wenming said that Yu Wenwen sometimes acts a little bit like that, if something happens halfway, as long as it does not involve principles, let everyone not be surprised, these generals still thought it was too exaggerated at the time, but now it seems that they are really Brother Mo Ruo.

Yuwen Wen turned over and asked in a low voice, "How is it, are you ready?" ”

"Back to the king, we're ready."

"Okay, without further ado, let's go now!"

Yuwen Wen quickly whipped his horse, galloped forward, looked back at the crowded post house, and recited a sentence in his heart, "Amitabha, good, good." ”

The Yin World Master was misunderstood by Zheng Shanguo's mother and son, and he was afraid that he would have to take off a layer of skin, but it was better than being killed by Yuwen Wen, even if the Yin World Master recognized his identity, he would not be able to report the news at this time.

Because no one will believe it in a short period of time, and Zheng Shanguo's mother and son will not let go of this "well-dressed beast".

It's better to have a damaged reputation than to lose your life, isn't it?

Using the tiger mother to scare the Yin World Master, Yu Wenwen can finally hurry with confidence, the "left hand of the gods" he displayed just now is very obscene, but it is purely framed, without the slightest attempt to squint.

Yu Wenwen looked ahead, and said in his heart: This is just a warm-up, next, let you see my right hook!