Chapter 288: Chrysanthemums are broken, and the ground is full of wounds

Chapter 288 chrysanthemums are broken, and the ground is full of wounds

"Lord, we have put all the sweat medicine in the wine and food, and it is not a problem for those portions to be turned over to tens of thousands of people."

In the thatched house, He Xiaodao and the soldiers of the Tiger Battalion who came with him pinched their noses, their faces turned red, and they whispered to Gao Yi very hard. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yes, in order not to make them suspicious, I have to go in person, and when the time comes, after more than 10,000 people are poured out of the medicine, you will prepare a rope to come out and tie people up, by the way, remember to confiscate their weapons, but don't leak the news, understand" Gao Yi said with an extremely serious face, after all, the next thing, as long as you are a little careless, you will lose everything.

He Xiaodao nodded yes again and again, but his face was very embarrassed and he squeezed out a sentence: "Lord, can you discuss these things with us after wiping your buttocks?"

After saying that, he couldn't help but subconsciously look at Gao Yi's ass again, and a wave of nausea came up from his stomach again.

Gao Yi smiled and slammed at He Xiaodao apologetically: "I'm really sorry, but only in this way will it not arouse people's suspicions, everything is please."

He Xiaodao shook his head helplessly, and left with the soldiers of the Tiger Battalion, while Gao Yi hurriedly wiped his buttocks with the toilet chips in the thatched house, and while wiping it, he thought helplessly in his heart that it was not comfortable to go back to ancient times, for example, there was no soft and comfortable toilet paper available to wipe his butt in the toilet, not even straw paper.

Although someone invented papermaking in the Western Han Dynasty, and the eunuch Cai Lun of the Eastern Han Dynasty improved it to reduce the cost of papermaking a lot, but after all, it is impossible to reach the point of mass production like in later generations.

Feeling the hot pain coming from his buttocks, Gao Yi secretly thought in his heart that he must produce toilet paper in large quantities in the future, maybe he could be rich with this alone

However, Gao Yi only cared about these things, but he didn't notice that due to excessive force, he broke the toilet chip in half, and the other half of the broken one was directly inserted into the buttocks

"Hmm" Gao Yi finally realized the feeling of the official who was teased when he was in Handan, it turned out that the feeling of chrysanthemum's injury was so immortal.

"General Di, what's wrong with you" The people who were in charge of monitoring Gao Yi outside immediately rushed to the outside of the thatched house, wanting to enter the thatched house, but for fear of seeing any disgusting scene, they hesitated a few times, only stood at the door and asked, but did not come in.

"It's okay, it's okay right away" Gao Yi said in his mouth, reaching out to touch the half of the toilet chip that was broken and inserted in the buttocks, but he didn't touch the right place, and directly touched the shit in one hand, he could only wipe his hand on the mud and wipe it, and then changed to another hand, this time he was lucky, he didn't touch the shit, he took a deep breath, and suddenly forced, and then pulled the broken toilet chip out of his buttocks, the sharp pain and pleasure at that moment were really rare in his life, and he almost screamed out again, Fortunately, he covered his mouth with his hand in time.

"It's okay, almost out of trouble" Gao Yi thought so, but felt that the taste on his hands was a little strange, he looked at his hands, and saw that they were full of dirt and this was not the hand that he accidentally touched the just now, then his mouth also

"Vomit" this time, Gao Yi vomited in the thatched house.

The soldiers of the Baibo Army outside smiled heartily, and sure enough, this Di Shui had retribution.

Gao Yi used ten buckets of water to wash his hands and face until he couldn't smell the stench, and when he rushed to the room, many people obviously couldn't wait for this person who took half a day to, and he had already started eating, but Li Le and Hu Cai were sitting in the room, waiting for Gao Yi to arrive, and the hundreds of soldiers who had been accompanying him and more than 5,000 people outside the room did not get an order, and they didn't even move their chopsticks.

"Little brother Di Shui, you really made us wait for a long time" Hu Cai watched Gao Yi walk in from the outside, and said leisurely, but he was very strange why Gao Yi's hands and face looked much whiter than just now.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a habit of going to the thatched house before eating, and draining all the things in my stomach before I can let go of eating and eating, isn't it" Gao Yi said to deal with this Hu Cai's words, and saw that there was a vacant seat opposite him, which was obviously left to him, so he walked over as if unintentionally, but he also saw that the men and horses of his tiger battalion were mixed in the Baibo army, and he thought that He Xiaodao must have helped arrange it, so he didn't say much, walked to the vacant seat, and sat down on his knees.

"Ahem" The gluttonous worm in Li Le's stomach was already making trouble, and he was about to start eating, but Gao Yi said such a disgusting sentence out of thin air, and he almost didn't spit it out, but when he saw Hu Cai's eyes, he pressed down his anger and only snorted coldly, "Little brother Di Shui is really joking, saying this kind of thing, he deliberately doesn't want us to eat this meal."

Gao Yi smiled, picked up the wine jar in front of him and poured a glass of wine into the wine glass, picked it up with his hand, turned it gently, and then his eyes lit up, and he said sharply: "Qu Shuai is right, I just don't want everyone to eat this meal."

Li Le got up angrily, pointed at Gao Yi and shouted, "What do you mean?"

Gao Yi sneered, slammed the wine glass in his hand to the ground, everyone around was shocked, I don't know what Gao Yi was doing, Li Lezi was furious, pushed away the case in front of him and rushed to Gao Yi, and was about to question, but a soldier pointed to the ground in horror and said: "Qu Shuai, look"

Li Le looked at the place where the soldiers said, and saw that the wine spilled by Gao Yi smashed the cup was steaming white, corroding all the green bricks on the ground and breaking, and its smell was even more pungent and disgusting.

"This, what's going on" Li Le let go of Gao Yi, looked at all this with a stunned look in his eyes, and muttered to himself.

Gao Yi laughed coldly: "Qu Shuai, when I Di someone is a fool, Qu Shuai arrived here before me, I'm afraid this vacancy was also arranged by Qu Shuai, as for the wine and food, it seems that it was also done by Qu Shuai's people, and now Qu Shuai is asking himself what is going on, don't you think there are no three hundred taels of silver here?"

Li Le said angrily: "You mean that I poisoned the wine and food to kill you."

Gao Yi sneered: "Could it be that I arranged for someone to poison the wine and food by myself to harm myself"

The atmosphere became tense in an instant, and the soldiers of the Tiger Battalion were also a little confused, but they somewhat understood Gao Yi's intentions, and the magic of this method was that even if it was found that the food was poisonous, Li Le and Hu Cai would never put the object of suspicion in Gao Yi.

"The two of you are dissipating your anger, dissipating your anger" Hu Cai jumped out and was busy playing the round, "I believe that Brother Li's personality is not the kind of person who makes a trick, but what Little Brother Di Shui said is not bad, he can't poison himself, in my opinion, there must be someone who is secretly doing evil, just to see us pinch each other here, and then sit down to reap the profits"

Li Le calmed down and chewed on Hu Cai's words: "Yes, if that's the case, then this person is too well hidden, I must find him out."

Gao Yi laughed secretly in his heart, picked up a piece of green vegetables with chopsticks, and was about to put it in his mouth, but deliberately fell to the ground, as expected, another green brick suffered.

This is obviously not the effect of sweat medicine, although Li Le looks reckless, but this sentence is true, in addition to Gao Yi, there are people who are secretly poisoning

Suddenly, there was a burst of groans outside, Gao Yi felt a pang in his heart, secretly said that it was not good, rushed out of the room, and saw a tragic scene outside.

More than 10,000 people of the Baibo Army, all of them spit blood on the ground, and soon they bled to death, and many of them rushed to Gao Yi like crazy, but they didn't take a few steps, they fell to the ground and never got up again.

Li Le and Hu Cai also rushed out, and when they saw this scene, they were also so shocked that they couldn't speak, they only heard the last words of these Bai Bo soldiers who had followed them for many years:

"Qu Shuai, help me"

"I don't want to die"

"Who's the Poisoner?"

Gao Yi put away the joke just now, and his face gradually became solemn, although these Bai Bojun were not his subordinates, but seeing more than 10,000 lives in front of him, unless they were demons, they could stay calm

"One of them is arsenic," Gao Yi said word by word after observing the physical characteristics of a corpse, having learned some medical skills from Hua Tuo.

"Qu Shuai, the wine and food in the room are also poisonous," Li Le's personal soldiers hurriedly reported.

Gao Yi gasped, the person who poisoned him was really a good means, Gao Yi worked hard to bring enough sweat medicine for 5,000 people up the mountain, and this person who secretly poisoned him unknowingly put arsenic enough to poison no less than 20,000 people into the wine and food, which is really incredible.

Gao Yi naturally didn't believe that this was done by Li Le or Hu Cai, after the two of them were defeated by Ding Yuan in Hedong, there were almost only 20,000 remnants left, and they would poison their soldiers unless they had their brains drawn.

Could it really be that Di Mo Cheng what his purpose in doing this is to be the commander of the White Wave Army, but once the matter is revealed, not to mention whether anyone is willing to obey him, even if he is obedient, is it interesting to be a commander with only a few thousand subordinates

At this moment, a scout horse came galloping from outside, but to his shocking surprise, he had no less than a hundred arrows stuck in his body

"Report to the Qu Shuai, I waited to get out of the village, Fang Yuan searched for more than ten miles, but I didn't find Di Mo's deputy Qu Shuai's people, hmph"

Suddenly, a crossbow arrow whizzed in the distance, striking the horse in the back of the heart, and the horse snorted, rolled off the horse's back, and was no longer alive.

At the same time, there were bursts of shouting outside, which sounded extremely shocking, and the banner was marked with a striking word "Di".

"Di Mo, it's his poisonous hand" When Li Le saw this general led by men, it was his subordinate Di Mo.

Gao Yi looked at the men and horses behind Di Mo with a complicated expression, and in that team, there was clearly a part of the Black Mountain Army.

Could it be that the man who is stubborn and poisonous has arrived?

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