Chapter 328: The Science of Watching Dance

Ah Zhen sat in the second place on the left, the front table was luxurious and huge, and there were luxurious delicacies on it, and the delicacies must be extremely beautiful, but he didn't have any appetite at all, and the chopsticks picked here, where to poke, and finally chose to pick a grape and eat it. Cursing in my heart: What kind of wine to drink early in the morning, eating this kind of oily meat and luxury things early in the morning, Lao Tzu cursed you all to get colorectal cancer.

The central palace dance in the main hall twisted and danced, and all the ministers were twisted to watch. A large number of pretentious people, looking at the graceful palace dancers, nodding their heads up and down in praise, stealing and sewing left and right, no matter how you look at it, they are all old perverts. Ah Zhen couldn't understand, the ancients would be scolded shamelessly when they looked at women's faces a lot, but in this golden palace, such a large number of old men twisted their beards and put their eyes on the palace dancers, isn't that a shameless ancestor? Why do they take it for granted?

Looking at it from side to back, from the emperor to the ministers, all of them were shameless ancestors, their eyes glanced at the Tibetan mission, and when they saw Ge Mo smiling at themselves, they laughed secretly in their hearts, and naturally they also returned a screaming bloody smile, and turned to look at the red-clothed palace dance in the lead, although the length is average, but the waist of the water snake is really sultry, the plump buttocks are beautiful, and the chest is round, if she is asked to cover her face and clamp her legs around her waist, then ......

Ouch my mom, it's so good! Ah Zhen's old face was embarrassed, his hands pressed the disobedient sticks urgently, the hot air in his nasal cavity was spurting, his eyes were on fire and he looked at the lead dancer carefully, his old face was sneering, and his brain was extremely dirty.

Zhou Bolun was happy and smiling from the end to the end, his face was full of festive appearance, and the dragon eyes looked at the twisting palace dance, obliquely glanced at Tubo, Dali, and Lin Azhen, all of them were dignified and upright, but the ruffian boy put his eyes on the three places of the palace dance, and his burning eyes seemed to strip the palace dance away, which was really extremely obscene.

The maiko who led the dance was twenty-five or sixteen years old, and she was still quite handsome, and she was used to being watched, and suddenly the more she danced, the more hot her heart became, her cheeks were steaming, and she lifted her hands, waist, and blink of an eye were all regular, and she couldn't just turn her head to watch, until a song and dance turned sideways, accompanied by silk bamboo Huayue sprinkled colorful sleeves, and her body turned, and she saw someone staring at herself with obscene eyes, and her eyes turned to see that the person in her position was very high, but she didn't know what her identity was. Hurriedly wrapped his hands around Fu, bowed his head and bent down, and retreated softly.

Sizhu stopped, Ah Zhen clapped his hands and praised, and finally understood why this group of old men looked so cool, it turned out to look at the buttocks, chest, abdomen, plus thinking about it, it was really a trick for obscenity, understood, all understood.

The crowd who watched had already whispered and appreciated, and when they suddenly heard this applause, they naturally clapped and praised, and they coincided.

Others watched the dance, looked at the hands and feet, and looked at the figure, but unexpectedly, this ruffian boy actually looked at the chest, the hips, and the waist. Zhou Bolun was both angry and helpless, smiled and nodded quietly, and invited the envoys of the two countries left and right, followed by the next song and dance.

Ah Zhen had just learned how to see dance, and was waiting with great interest, but what came in was a lady who was not in good shape, this lady was nearly forty years old, dressed gorgeously, and her demeanor was extremely dignified, and her posture was high-class. When everyone saw this mother, they all got up in an uproar, and then clasped their fists together and shouted: "See Yao Guifei, Yao Guifei is auspicious." ”

"You don't have to." Yao Guifei raised her hands gracefully from side to side, and walked forward to bend her legs to the emperor, "The concubine sees the emperor." ”

"It doesn't have to be like this." Zhou Bolun was happy, and his fingers were compared left and right: "I've seen the envoy." ”

"Yes." Yao Guifei was blessed left and right, and the two envoys of Dali and Tubo naturally stood up and saluted.

Ah Zhen didn't understand what this concubine Niangniang was going to do, but seeing that Niangniang blessed the messenger, she was recruited to the palace by the emperor, and snuggled up to the huge dragon chair, and a palace maid was careful and also held the pipa, and then a large number of dancers were accustomed to entering the hall, waiting for the flute and bamboo sounded, Niangniang began to play the pipa, sang songs, and the palace dancers danced again.

The pite is melodious, and the singing is like a turn, which is very beautiful. Ah Zhen turned his eyes to look at the hall, the mother was very involved in playing and singing, and her eyes looked at the large number of palace dances in the hall, and her handsome eyebrows suddenly twisted upside down. I saw this group of palace dancers dancing in the hall, everyone was very old, he swept his eyes, and cursed in his heart: his grandmother's, all of them are in their fifties, although they dance very beautifully, but to see the aunt dancing, this realm has not been practiced.

Lin Azhen does not have half a bone on his body, and naturally he doesn't know that this song and dance is called "Yu Ling Zong", which tells the story of the family members of the generals who fought on the battlefield, and Zhou Bolun specially arranged it, and the meaning is very clear, that is, he wants Dali and Tubo to stop fighting.

Everyone can see and understand, but Lin Azhen doesn't even know half of the ten tricks of song and dance music, he only knows that he sings very well, plays well, and although the palace dance is good, no matter how good the aunt dances, it is not as beautiful as a girl. Although Yao Niangniang is good-looking, but her eldest mother sits on it, she can't turn her eyes and stare at Niangniang, it's strange that the emperor doesn't kill him.

There is no plump buttocks, no curvaceous waist, no human chest to see, nothing to do, no sleep, no sleep and goodbye to this scene, he can't help but be full of interest, his brain is dizzy and he looks at it for a while, his eyelids are heavier, he pushes the utensils on the table, his hands are pillowed on the table, and he is groggy with a silk bamboo voice, and he goes to Zhouzhuang to tease Fluttershy.

After a song, the hall sighed, and the ministers turned their eyes to look at the emperor, and saw that his eyes were blazing in one place, and everyone followed the emperor's gaze to the right prime minister, and saw that he was lying on the table and falling asleep. Tang Yi sat not far from Ah Zhen, and hurriedly leaned over to pull, but he didn't wake him up, but he raised his palm and waved, as if chasing flies, and then slept and snored loudly.

Dali and Tubo envoys saw that he was sleeping at the banquet, and their hearts were amazed, and Ge Mo responded to his request, so he naturally got up and reconciled, "His Royal Highness Xuanzong, Xiao Wang has long been like thunder to your Tianji God, and Tianji is a god, sitting firmly in the military tent, resisting the enemy thousands of miles away, laughing and lying on the hill, and defeating millions of tigers and wolves. ”

Sakura didn't know why the king was asleep in the banquet, and the king was clever, maybe he didn't have a deep meaning, so he didn't dare to speak rashly, so he had to wait.

Zhou Bolun was difficult to step down, and when he heard Prince Tubo's remarks, he naturally went down the stairs, smiled and waved his hand and said: "Prince Gemo doesn't know, I have a very shallow amount of wine, and I will get drunk with a glass." Coupled with the recent hard work and lack of sleep, it is difficult for Lin Aiqing. ”

The imperial officials sent a cadre of people to Lin Azhen for a long time, he should have fallen into the well, and wanted to add to his crimes, but the people of Nafanbang were present, and it must not be like this, and now he listens to the emperor to excuse him, but he is only an old fox who is good at checking colors, where can he dare to contradict the emperor? They all thought to themselves, the right prime minister is in the middle of the holy family, although the wolf son in the north is gone, but the dispute in the southwest has started again, and the right prime minister is plotting with ghosts, where will the emperor be willing to offend him, it seems that it will take time to get him.

Huang Yuan was already sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight, and seeing that everyone in the old turtle group was silent, he stood up with a smile and responded: "What the emperor said is very true, it was a cold winter, I was a great man of the Zhou Kingdom in the summer, and the right prime minister was originally in charge. Speaking of which, looking at his colleagues left and right, he sighed with great emotion: "Jin Liao has converged his minions because of the right prime minister, and Sheji is no longer shaken because of the right prime minister. As he spoke, his hands were already raised, his eyes glanced at Dali and Tubo, and he said with a smile: "Now, even if Jin Liao commits it again, what am I afraid of Xia Zhou!" ”

Li Guodong's hateful teeth itch, does the right prime minister have such a great ability? However, he couldn't open his mouth to refute, of course, outsiders were present to have the temple peaceful, and they were all sincere, and quickly got up and responded: "The words of the palace bachelor are yes, the emperor is grateful to the common people, the three emperors of Demai, since the government, the country is rich and the people are rich, the inner Yu is benevolent, the neighbors are in harmony, and the world is grateful." "Hand than the sleeping Lin Azhen, very unhappy praise: "Wu Youyou, the right prime minister, led the division of the dragon and tiger, the soldiers and armor are excellent, the strategy is thousands of miles, drunk and lying in the three mountains, and the barbarians are subdued." Hand than Tang Yi, loudly praised: "There is an old prime minister, there is a long way to go, Li Shu is abundant, and he is pure." Holding his fists with both hands, he bowed deeply in front of the palace: "The emperor is blessed, the civil and military are waiting for each other, the holy son of heaven is more virtuous than the three emperors, and he has ruled by the flood, and since then the world has been peaceful, and the prosperous era has begun." ”

The sycophant king's prosperity has begun, all the officials got up, and Xiao Xiao shouted: "The prosperity has begun, the prosperity has begun." Long live the emperor, long live, long live! ”

When he was sleeping, his ears suddenly shook and he was deafening, Ah Zhen's feet shook, he woke up in a daze, rubbed his eyes and looked at the official who stood up blankly, he didn't know what was going on, he stood up with everyone, and looked at the old man with a dizzy head, and he didn't understand where he was acting now.

Zhou Bolun was happy, but his face was full of disagreement, seeing the ruffian's confused eyes, he pressed his hand and said: "Zhu Aiqing sit down, Princess Dali Yuyan is better than me, and King Yali is even more shrewd and capable, and he can't lose anywhere." ”

Naturally, the ministers should not, so they sat back on their chairs and stared straight at the emperor without moving. Ah Zhen was extremely puzzled, and slowly sat back on the chair, not understanding how this banquet could turn into a sycophant party when it was open.

The sun was shining high outside, he turned his head to look out of the hall, and when he saw the sun, a huge hache naturally fought, bored and picked up chopsticks to poke here and there, and with the sound of talking, his eyelids became heavier and heavier. Listening to the music in a trance, listening to the emperor, envoys, ministers, many, many words, the sleepy head couldn't digest what they were saying, only to feel that countless flies were buzzing in the ears, thanks to the old Li sycophant king, bored and sleepy to listen to him slap the sycophant is fresh and refined, but it is also a little spiced.

After a long time, the emperor finally heard the emperor's voice, retained two envoys and a group of ministers, and the palace was dismissed. Ah Zhen followed a large number of people out of the hall, the sun was in the middle, he was sunburned, and he couldn't wait to fall asleep on the spot, his heart was overjoyed, this emperor is quite understanding, he didn't leave him to talk about Rory, he had to go home quickly, and sleep beautifully with Ting'er in his arms.