Chapter 1874: Roast a Gorilla
Marin looked at the drama soldiers who flew out upside down and nodded with satisfaction:
"Well, yes, there are three successes of the La Masia diving team! Who's that, Bussk, right? Don't open your eyes secretly! You're killed now, don't move! ”
Hearing Director Marin Ma's words, the soldier immediately closed his eyes and didn't dare to peek again. At this time, assistant director Kohler asked:
"Your Majesty, how will it end after the fight? Orcs take the opportunity to attack the city? ”
Marlin nodded:
"Of course, take advantage of the opportunity to attack the city! However, we can arrange for the musketeers at the head of the city to shoot empty guns, without bullets. Then, arrange for Karn to pretend to be shot, and the orcs will fully retreat...... You see, the Great Chief is injured and the orcs retreat makes sense, right? "Marin has perfected the idea.
While Kohler was writing down Marin's improvised "script," he asked:
"What to do with these 'corpses' on the ground? If the French go out of town to check after the battle, they will be exposed......"
"Probably not......," Marin said with some uncertainty.
"What about joining and encountering stunned green?"
"In that case...... Not...... Well, just let the orcs retreat, and carry these corpses away by the way! Marin thought for a moment.
"Carry away? What do you mean? Why did the orcs carry away those infantry corpses? Kohler didn't understand.
Marin rolled his eyes and said:
"Of course it's to be carried back and eaten!"
"Eat?" Kohler's hand shook in fright, and the quill fell.
"Nonsense, the character I arranged for the orcs is barbaric, is it strange for barbarians to eat people? Moreover, if the 'corpse' is carried away, the French will not be able to find evidence, will he dare to go to the orc camp to investigate? "Marin doesn't have a good airway.
Kohler picked up the quill, thought for a moment, and asked:
"How do you convince the French that the orcs are really eating people? If you carry it back and 'eat' it, it's not shocking enough......"
Marin thought for a moment, did he really want to make a dead body and roast it for the French in the city? It's not proper, it's really roasting, Marin feels terrible when he thinks about it. In the end, he thought about it and made a decision -
"Well, you send the largest African gorilla at the Aurich Zoo to the Americas. Before the start of the fight, he ordered the gorilla to be killed, skinned, and beheaded. The largest orangutan, standing upright and standing at over 1.7 meters, resembles a human. ”
"When the time comes, let Karn and them cut the skinless and headless gorilla into a 'big' shape in front of the enemy line, and roast it on the grill, so that the city can see it and frighten the French representative." After speaking, Marin also gestured at the word "big", after all, it was a Chinese character, and Kohler didn't understand it.
The African gorillas at the new zoo in Marinolli were bought from the Portuguese, who in turn bought them from the Kingdom of Kongo. Of course, when I bought them, these gorillas were all small orillas, but now they have grown up and are all strong. Peel off the skin, remove the head, hang it on the stand, and look at it from a distance, I really think it's a person.
At this time, Kohler suddenly stopped his pen and asked in embarrassment:
"That'...... When the time comes, will Karn perform and eat gorilla meat? Karn was Kohler's older brother after all, and Kohler always felt weird about his brother eating humanoid gorilla meat.
On the side, Karn, who heard the conversation between the two, jumped up in fright:
"I won't eat orangutan meat if I am killed, I am a human, not a beast! I can't stop eating the sight of a humanoid gorilla! ”
Marin naturally also knows that gorillas are the "big cousins" of humans and will not really force his cronies to eat gorillas. So he waved his hand and said:
"Of course you won't be allowed to eat gorillas, I mean, you set up your camp not far from the city walls, and only roast a gorilla as far as you can see from the top of the city. After baking, carry it into the house and throw it somewhere. Then you yourselves substitute deer legs and wolf legs, pretending to be human arms and legs. Of course, first use a knife to repair the appearance of a person's arms and legs, and cut off the hooves. When the gorillas are carried in, you come out with these fake arms and legs to gnaw on the people in the city......"
With that, Karn felt a little better. Ma Lin snorted coldly - Hmph, rare and strange, if you know that the Lingnan people of my big foodie empire in the future generation, the orangutan monkey will eat it for you...... Monkey brain to find out......
Next, Marin directed Karn to be shot......
"Are you 2? Why do you lie down as soon as the gun goes off? Marin was furious at Karn's clumsy performance of lying down and pretending to be dead when he heard the gunshot.
Karn's face was full of innocence:
"Boss, I haven't been shot before, I don't know how to act......"
Marin stroked his forehead and said:
"Okay, learn a little!"
With that, Marin snatched the axe from Karn's hand and pretended to be his own Grom, roaring as he rushed towards the "walls". At this time, Kohler cooperated to perform ventriloquism:
"Bang-"
Marin, who was still charging, suddenly stopped, as if he had been electrocuted. Marin then looked down, as if he had seen his own gunshot wound......
At this time, Marin's left hand pinched a bag of tomato juice at an extremely fast speed, and bright red "blood" flowed down. Then, instead of falling down immediately, Marin was on the ground with a "blood roar", half-kneeling on the ground with a painful expression. However, he still stubbornly shouted:
“Lok’Tar!”
After tossing for a while, he slowly fell down......
At this time, Khloe took the lead in applauding, and Karn, Cage, and others also looked at Marin in admiration and applauded along. As for the other tricks, when I saw that the bigwigs applauded, they also applauded.
Cage was more agile than Karn, and he saw that his face was full of admiration:
"Your Majesty is Your Majesty, and you have performed the image of a heroic and unyielding king. I think that when a real hero gets shot, that's how it should be! "Obviously, this thing is a sycophant.
Marin rolled his eyes and said to himself—where is this?" Have you read "The Self-cultivation of Actors"? I haven't read it either...... However, I've watched a lot of movies, and the heroes in them are all played like this. Only those who are dead and running tricks can lie down when they hear the gunshots, and they don't even struggle, and they are directly killed......
And the fact is that after the bullet hits the human body, the blood flows out or into the chest cavity, and the blood is almost exhausted, and only then will it die. It's a pity that the group performances in our anti-Japanese war drama were all killed directly with one shot. Only the unlucky guy who gets shot in the head (that is, gets a headshot) will be killed instantly......
Next, it's time for "Orgrim" and "Durontan" to support the bulleted "Grom Hellroar" and retreat with all the orcs.
According to the plot, the gang should have nervously run to "Grom" and shouted - "Big Chief, what's wrong with you?" ”
But Marin didn't know what the orc "Great Chief" said, he only knew how to say it in Chinese and English, but the English French would hear it. Therefore, Marin can only make it up on the spot:
"Follow me—big guy, what's wrong?" The latter sentence is spoken in Chinese, with a northeastern accent......
"Big guy, what's wrong?" Cage and Cilic shouted together in a big ballast-flavored Northeast accent. Of course, it wasn't enough of the standard, and Marin helped correct it a few times before it was like that.
Of course, none of this matters. The important thing is that as long as the French watching the battle at the head of the city believe it. So, forgetting the lines, Marin allowed them to say "1234567", but not so loudly that the French at the head of the city could hear them. Moreover, the expression must be serious, and no laughter is allowed......
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At this time, in the Orich Zoo, on Orangutan Mountain, the strongest gorilla "King Kong", who had just defeated all the male gorillas to become the king of orangutans, and was fighting the female orangutan, did not know that it would be sent to the Americas to be skinned and roasted in order to act...... So, now is its last happy hour at the zoo......