Chapter 7: The Little Sister on Liangshan
Back at the restaurant, Li Kui shouted: "Little Er, go to the pasture and bring our horses here." After saying that, he went back to the house to pack his things.
He stood at the door with a rattan box in his hand, his hand pinched around his waist, and his fingers inadvertently touched a mass of things. When I opened it, I saw that the gold thread of the master ran into my pocket. It wasn't like she was going to embroider swallows on this dress and put it in and forget... When I thought about coming again, I took her away.
I looked at the sky, gloomy, and my heart was unhappy! When will I ever again encounter that dark whirlpool! Could it be that Yan Qing originally came from the future and wanted to stay here!
At this time, the horses were ready, and Li Kui came out to carry a big black baggage, which was separated in the middle and put on the back of the saddle.
"Xiao Yi, let's go overnight, and we can get home tomorrow." I groaned and stepped onto my horse.
I once rode a horse with my classmates at the top of the mountain, and the goddess happened to ride a mare, and I rode a stallion. I smacked her buttocks so hard that our horses galloped one after the other. She was so frightened that she trembled and screamed the whole time! Thinking of this, I smiled knowingly......
and Li Kui rode away... We haven't ridden for so long! Ouch I'll go! The butt of the pier hurts!
"Brother Hei, where are we here?"
"It's past the new county, brother."
"Where's the one up ahead?"
"Kaide, after Kaide, you will enter the land of Qilu."
"Oh......"
Now I understand, I'm about to enter Shandong. shouted again: "Brother Hei, why don't we rest for one night, I'm a little tired!" "I didn't dare to say that it was unpleasant to ride a horse for a long time!
"What's the matter, Xiao Yi, why have you become delicate with this body! It won't be .... Hahaha! He laughed. Understand what he's laughing at, and ignore it.
"Brother Hei, no! I can't stand riding a horse for so long, so why don't we find a carriage in front of us? Otherwise, I won't be able to get there! ”
Li Kui laughed even more at this time: "Okay, find a big sedan chair for my brother, haha!" Then he laughed evilly......
This horse is riding! His waist was about to break, and he lay in the carriage, and he didn't listen to anything. Li Kui led my horse and left on his own, saying that he would rest and wait before running for a while, so I lay in the carriage and fell asleep. The bumps along the way, the only time I woke up, was to pee. By the way, I asked where the coachman was, and the coachman said that Jiyang was boundary, and then slept all the way until dawn.
Unknowingly, Li Kui woke me up, and he even sarcastically said: "Oh Xiaoyi, it seems that your body has been hollowed out this time!" I have to make up for it when I go back to the village! Then he laughed evilly......
"It's here, Brother Hei?"
"It's time for us to take a boat, there's no land route."
"Oh." He got out of the carriage and paid the coachman two taels of silver.
When I looked up, there were a few thatched huts on the side of the road, and the words "Xishan Hotel" were written in front of the door, which should be the reception station of Yangsan. Just about to pass, a woman came out, a little dark, tall, and dragged a big crotch, dangling to come. At a glance, it is obvious that he is an ugly but sassy person!
She said to Li Kui face to face: "Brother Tie Niu is back?" Without waiting for Li Kui to reply, he walked over...
"How many days has my handsome little brother been out, but I think badly! Come, let me see if I've lost weight? Ouch! Look at my little brother tired, but I feel sorry for me! ”
When you're done, you're going to come up and hug it I immediately stood there with half of my face covered, and bent over and laughed......
At this time, Li Kui twisted his hair in front of him and said: "Oh, I said you are a dominatrix, can we make more noise!" I'm such a big living person in front, you might as well come and hug me! ”
"Hahaha," I laughed...... the way of the heart; This Li Kui is honest on the outside, but he is not stupid on the inside!
Sun Erniang turned her head and replied: "Go, go... Hugging you isn't enough to disgust me! ”
Li Kui snorted and shouted into the room, "Brother Zhang! Come out quickly, sister-in-law is complaining again! ”
At this time, there was another person standing at the door, with a fat figure, and shouted: "Eh, pay attention to the image!" Hurry up and call my brother into the house. ”
Sun Erniang took me by the arm and said, "Let's go, brother, go into the house." ”
At this time, I already understood who these two people were," said the dominatrix, Sun Erniang, and the vegetable gardener, Zhang Qing. "The husband and wife set up shop here, which can be regarded as an outpost of Liangshan.
When he entered the house, Li Kui said: "Let's not stay longer, drink saliva, and go back to the mountain." ”
After leaving the store and walking two miles away, you will see a large lake, surrounded by mountains. Not long after, a large ship came. At the bow of the boat stood a man, thin, muscular, and dark-skinned.
"Brother Tie Niu and Brother Xiao Yi are back? My brother has been waiting here for a long time. The boat shouted from afar.
Li Kui said: "Xiao Qi has worked hard! ”
"What's the matter, my own brother is polite!" As he spoke, the ship docked.
When I was leading the horse to board the boat, I suddenly shouted: "Brother Hei, Xiao Qi is against Zhao'an." ”
Li Kui gave me a strange look, turned around and got on the boat. I don't know why I'm so rebellious! Maybe I don't want to see them all end up in a desperate situation.
After a while, the boat had sailed to the front of the village. I saw the archway of the Zhaimen Gate written from afar: "Water Margin Village." Behind the archway is a flagpole that reads: "For the heavens." ”
When he went down to the shore, Li Kui hurriedly leaned over and asked, "Who is against it?" Say it all in one breath. "I didn't expect that! Thought; In the future, whoever says that Li Kui is stupid, who am I anxious about!
"I don't remember everything, but I can name a few."
"Come on." Li Kui urged!
"There are Wu Song, Lu Zhishen ......"
"Ruda, huh?" Li Kui asked.
"Yes, Ruda, and the military advisor."
"Wu Yong?" Li Kui was impatient and asked.
"That's right!"
"Enough is enough, enough is enough!" Li Kui obviously heard that after Wu Yong, nothing else mattered.
"Don't worry, there's Lin Chong."
"That guy, he's a stubborn man! Poor communication. He waved his hand. I'm happy! He himself is stubborn enough, saying that others are stubborn! Alas, served!
After walking for a while, I came to a pass, and saw that it read: "Accept the world." "It seems that this is the last gate to enter the stockade.
After entering the walled gate, I chased after him and said, "Brother Hei, don't go directly to the military advisor!" ”
"So what am I going to do?"
"The military advisor is cautious and conservative, and he will not necessarily refute the boss's face, you should gather everyone to find the military advisor together."
Li Kui was stunned, turned his head and said, "Okay, Xiaoyi, your trip to the mountain is not in vain, your head is getting brighter and brighter!" He slapped me as he spoke.
Suddenly, he stopped and asked, "Then you must be against it too, right?" ”
"Whew! Brother Hei, aren't you talking nonsense! I was surprised.
"And what about your master?" Li Kui asked directly.
"Ahh Brother Hei, you don't have a condom! The master is stupid and loyal to our eldest brother and is very conservative! Besides, he was originally from an official and business background, and it was his instinct to be safe! Otherwise......"
I can't go on, the heart; Otherwise, he wouldn't give way to Song Jiang, he just didn't want to be the first bird, and he would rather be the second brother. How can you say this to Li Kui!
"Or what?" Li Kui asked again.
"Ahh It's gone, forget it, remember it and talk about it. ”
As we spoke, we arrived at the central hall and saw the door sign that read, "Zhongyi Hall." "Presumably this is the Hall of Justice.
When I stepped into the room, I found that there were many people gathered in front of the two rows of square tables. A plaque hangs from the central beam of the hall, "Juyi Hall." "How can you recognize so many people at once!
Looking inside, two people sat at the back of the hall. There are three chairs, one on the left and one on the right, and the middle seat is empty. A large plaque on the top of the head reads: "Righteousness is thin and cloudy." ”
Presumably, Wu Yong is on the left, Lu Junyi is on the right, and Song Jiang who has not come back in the middle. I didn't have time to take a closer look, so I glanced at Lu Junyi, who was quite a bit of Guan Erye's appearance and style!
At this time, everyone was noisy, saying hello, clapping hands and greetings. I walked to the end of the hall with my head covered.
Li Kui said: "Two elder brothers, we came back first, and the eldest brother will come back." ”
Lu Junyi asked, "Xiao Yi, how is the matter going, let's hear it?" ”
Just as he was about to speak, Li Kui grabbed the words and said, "Hey! Xiao Yi's work is called a must! Not only did he do it, but he also hugged the beauty and took all the women of the Bird Emperor! I heard everyone in the hall burst into laughter......
I turned my face and bared my teeth and glared at Li Kui! I didn't have time to say anything, I just felt my head "buzz"... He took two steps and heard: "Bastard, filthy person!" I don't know what a face is! "It turned out that Lu Junyi took the book and smashed me. I'm confused! In a blink of an eye, I saw Lu Junyi glaring fiercely......
Li Kui stepped in front of me and said, "Alas! Second brother, what are you doing here! Xiao Yi is kind enough to do good things, which one are you calling this whole! As he spoke, he turned his hand behind his back and waved his finger at the top.
Understood, tell me to go. Alas! Forget it, I really can't communicate! Let's go, don't look back, and walk out by yourself. I only heard a voice behind me shouting: "Xiao Yi, stop me!" "Stop! Stand still more stupid, run! Walk faster, run out! Bursts of laughter left behind him......
A person came to the lake and sat down in one breath, looking at the endless blue waves, and his heart was stunned! I really want to go back. This era is too backward, too ignorant, too ignorant! It's really embarrassing to stay in the moment! In modern times, at least you can drink and sing K, go to the gym, play games, and flirt on the Internet. There are also cars, airplanes, high-speed rail, tourist scenery and so on.
Suddenly I thought of a car I ordered, "VV7" by! Counting on that bubble girl artifact, it's also in the soup. Alas! What is this picture, I, I can't help but hold my head and pretend to be depressed and aggrieved!
In a haze, a hand patted me on the shoulder..."Brother Xiaoyi, what's wrong with you?" I heard that you were back, and I ran to look for you, why did you run out again? ”
I'm confused... Turning his head, he saw a delicate, handsome, big-eyed, innocent, childish little girl squatting beside him.
looked at her in a daze, didn't say a word, didn't know what to say, who was she......
"Brother Xiaoyi, you won't forget me, will you? I'm Min! ”
"Xiaomin?"
"Shumin, I'm Lu Shumin!"
"Lu Shumin?" My eyes are wide open!
"Yes! I'm Xiaomin. "Instantly, I was blindfolded......
Xiaomin, Lu Junyi's daughter...... When did this Lu Junyi pop up as a girl!
Lose one's head! Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly heard a shout in the distance: "Brother Xiaoyi, what are you doing there?" ”
Looking up, it turned out to be Ruan Xiaoqi on the boat. Inspiration! shouted: "Xiao Qi, I've eaten too much meat in Bianliang City these days, and the wine and meat in the village are really untouchable, I want to eat something fresh, do you have it?" ”
"Yes, come on, let's have two drinks."
I happened to be hungry and got off the donkey down the slope, haha! I said to myself.
"Xiaomin, do you want to go with your brother?"
This Lu Shumin is wondering if it's boring! As soon as I said this, he immediately laughed: "Okay! Go Brother B. ”
Arrived on the ship, not long. I saw Xiao Qi's steamed plate of fish, shrimp, snails, crabs served.
"Wow yes aa.... That's all good stuff! ”
Xiao Qi looked at it very strangely and said, "Huh... Brother Xiaoyi, you didn't even look at these things before! ”
"Oh, hehe! I went to the capital this time to learn how to eat with others, and I thought about it when I came back. Hey! ”
"That's it, these things are good! Those people actually said that this is stinky fish and rotten shrimp, which is really visionless! Xiao Qi muttered.
"Haha!" I just joked and didn't answer.
Then he said, "Bring me the raw soy sauce." ”
"Light soy sauce?" Xiao Qi was confused......
"Oh, soy sauce."
"Oh... Yes, yes, yes! "Turn around and bring the soy sauce. I took a toothpick and dipped a snail in it, put it in my mouth and ate it.
"Well, that's good!" Pick a few more in a row.
Xiao Qi was blinded, covered his mouth and laughed and said, "Brother Xiaoyi, you have really changed a lot when you come back from this trip to the capital, haha!" After taking it, come and drink. ”
At this time, Xiao Min next to him was also blinded! Tilted his head and smiled: "Brother Xiaoyi, why are you so big!" It's getting more and more interesting! After saying that, he covered his mouth and smiled...
"Come, Xiaomin, you can taste it too, I'll teach you to eat." As he spoke, he picked up a piece of snail meat and dipped it in soy sauce.
"Ahh I don't ......" before the words came out, I stuffed them in my mouth.
Covering her mouth and said, "Chew hard, don't worry, brother won't harm you!" ”
She blinked, one bite, two bites, three bites... Immediately nodded! Stomach down.
"Uh-huh, I still want it!"
"Look, pick yourself." Give her one, and take another in your hand. Just like that, I taught her to eat another one.
Then he picked up the wine glass and said, "Come to Xiaoqi, take one." ”