Chapter 288: Haha First Week
That night, Dadong returned to the workshop with a fishing rod after fishing, and saw Twenty Yuan sitting at the window, shivering and smoking.
Dadong saw this situation, but he was shocked.
Is this ..... the legendary electrocution?
Dadong had this idea in his mind at that time, and then without saying a word, he kicked twenty pieces to the ground with one kick.
"Oh, who's who!" Twenty pieces for the kicker turned on his back, lay on the ground and cursed.
Da Dong paused for a moment, and said suspiciously: "You, aren't you electrocuted?" ”
"Why don't I just smoke a cigarette, can I touch the electricity in an emergency?" Twenty pieces shouted scoldingly.
Dadong is also embarrassed, this is inexplicably very bad to give people a kick.
But strictly speaking, he didn't do anything wrong, after all, he was also thinking about the safety of his life for twenty yuan.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but then again, you smoke and smoke, what are you shivering about?"
Twenty took a puff of cigarette, and there was a sigh in his eyes.
"There's a reason for that......"
"Oh, Parkinson."
“…… Can you hope for me? ”
"What's going on here?" Dadong looked confused.
Twenty yuan took a puff of cigarette and looked at Dadong seriously: "Let me tell you, you really underestimate the fat man in our class." ”
Dadong thought about it, and then felt that this matter was a bit out of business. Do you have a half-dime relationship with Wang Aiguo?
Knowing that Dadong definitely didn't understand, Twenty Yuan continued: "Let me tell you, I always thought that the people in our class had a bottom line and discipline. It wasn't until today that I realized that I thought the fat man was just a little thick-skinned, but now I found that this thing doesn't even have a face. ”
“…… Did you just find out? Dadong rolled his eyes, he originally thought that twenty yuan could say anything nutritious, but it turned out to be such a paragraph.
Twenty yuan was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Really, I don't lie to you, I saw it with my own eyes when I had dinner." In order to eat one more watermelon, this thing actually called the handsome guy on the side team. ”
"Wait, what are you talking about?" Dadong waved his hand and interrupted the words of twenty yuan.
Twenty yuan hurriedly said: "I said that he called the handsome guy on the side team." ”
"Not this sentence, the previous sentence."
"Oh, this thing is to eat an extra watermelon....."
", shout the handsome guy on the side, can you eat one more watermelon? Oh, I'm going to go, I'm going to shout too. With that, Dadong rushed out of the workshop and went straight to the side.
Twenty yuan looked at the back of Dadong leaving, and it was messy at that time.
"You ...... Are you not afraid of thunder and thunder in the sky when you speak nonsense contrary to your conscience!! ”
……
Dadong found the side team on the same day and called him a beautiful boy for thirty-five minutes.
The next day, Big Face also learned the news, and as soon as he saw the side team going up, he shouted Pretty Boy.
As the news spread, the side team now walked from the bow to the stern, and people everywhere called him a beautiful boy. Soon, he was lost in the sound of the boy.
Then the watermelon that could have been eaten for a week was all eaten by everyone in less than four days. At this moment, the captain was confused, isn't this the food that was supplied according to the plan? Why did you finish it early?
The side team is also a little aggrieved about this, he himself doesn't know what watermelon is not watermelon, and he only has two words in his mind now - pretty boy!
…….
July is truly a magical month. In other months, you may be able to live on your own. But in July, you will never be able to live on your own, you will have to resort to external forces.
For example...... Watermelon, air conditioner, electric fan.
After coming to Liandao, everyone's demand for these three things has increased. But after all, the ship is not its own home, and the power generation on the warship depends on diesel, and if it is used too much, it will have to be replenished. And there are too many times of replenishment, and the above is also to curse.
The reason is also very simple, others patrol around and come back to replenish once. And the ones that were used quickly, rushed back after patrolling for half a circle. This is estimated that you will only see the second half of the patrol in your next life.
So when I came to Liandao, the biggest headache for the ship's leaders was the problem of electricity.
In order to save electricity, the ship's leaders also took great pains. Every time I finish my duty, I don't go to sleep for the first time, but I come down for the first time to see if everyone has pulled the wires privately.
However, on such a hot day, you can not play with your phone, but you can't help but blow the fan.
In the end, the captain was helpless. I wanted to save a little and turn on the air conditioner until the temperature reached more than 35 degrees in mid-July. Nowadays, it can only be opened in advance.
As a result, at this time, the captain discovered a rather embarrassing problem.
In the evening of the same day, the captain held the first ship-wide meeting after coming to Liandao.
…….
"Comrades, I understand that everyone must be very puzzled, why I will gather everyone to hold a ship-wide meeting."
As soon as the scene began, the captain directly said something that made everyone look confused.
Because Wang Aiguo came late, basically as long as it has nothing to do with eating, he will not come very early. The consequence of the late arrival is that Wang Aiguo is now sitting opposite the captain.
At a table with the captain, this is basically the seat that everyone is least happy to sit in. After all, as soon as you look up and see the captain, you will be a little nervous.
But Wang Aiguo felt that it was okay, after all, he was taller than the captain, so as soon as he looked up, he couldn't see the captain, and directly saw the blackboard behind the captain.
Seeing that it was Wang Aiguo sitting in front of him, the captain also felt a little embarrassed. So the captain waved his hand to Wang Aiguo and said, "Patriotic, you move to the side." You're here, and it's easy to block everyone from receiving the signal. ”
Wang Aiguo: "......"
Am I a mountain or a sea?
Well, don't care about these details.
After Wang Aiguo moved to the side, everyone finally saw the captain. Immediately, the captain spoke, "Okay, now announce something to everyone." There are two pieces of news today, one good news and one bad news to announce. So, which one do you want to listen to first? ”
"Good news." Everyone said almost in unison.
The captain nodded and said, "Okay, then first of all, let's talk about the good news, starting today, the ship's leader decided to turn on the air conditioner." ”
"Okay." Wang Aiguo couldn't help but take the lead and applauded and said.
As soon as Wang Aiguo applauded, everyone also began to applaud. After more than ten seconds of applause, the captain waved his hand to everyone, signaling everyone to stop.
"Okay, okay, don't get so excited, and I'll talk to you about the bad news. The bad news is that when I turned on the air conditioner today, I found out, well, the freon of our air conditioner is gone. ”
There was a dead silence at the scene.
Freon is gone, so turn on a fart air conditioner, a hot air conditioner?
Incidentally, the air conditioner on the ship is a shipboard air conditioner, which is a kind of central air conditioning, but the consumption of Freon will be particularly fast, as for why, Wang Aiguo is not clear.
But the current situation is clear to everyone, and the captain is here to inform them that the air conditioner will not be used for the time being.