Chapter 417 Chang'an Beauty Pageant
As soon as Princess Taiping saw it, she knew that this Tian Wei was also a supporter of the policy of harmony, so she laughed: "Only the most useless men use the most shameless means! Men, they should protect women! Our Han Dynasty must learn to protect our own women! From now on, we will no longer be friendly, who dares to say the word "harmony", the imperial brother, they are all castrated and sent to the palace to be eunuchs!"
"Haha, my sister is mighty! Prime Minister, do you still dare to say that you are friendly? Be careful that our Princess Taiping castrates you! Very good, then, we will act according to the established policy and fight the Huns! We will beat the Huns into fear, let them wait to surrender in front of us, and take the initiative to send the beauties to our Chang'an, this is my attitude!" Emperor Wu of Han became more and more excited the more he spoke.
Dou Ying was happy: "Good! Your Majesty Shengming, haha, we have so many excellent generals, so many excellent military talents, and we have to build a strong cavalry corps, we will definitely be able to defeat the Huns!"
"Hehe, it's still our cousin who is the most knowledgeable, haha, come, let's salute our General Dou! General, please!" Princess Taiping took the lead in toasting.
Xiao Han was also happy and laughed: "Haha, it's a pity that my cousin is old, otherwise, we are willing to take you as the general immediately, lead us out of the customs, and kill the Huns without leaving a single piece of armor!"
"Haha, how can I have that ability? General Xiao Han laughed! When it comes to fighting the Huns, who can compare to you? Your Majesty, why don't you crown General Xiao Han as a great general? I heard that he is a descendant of General Han Xin, this time, he has tried his hand again, and he is completely qualified to lead our Han army!" Dou Ying did not understand.
When Emperor Wu of Han heard this, he smiled embarrassedly: "I want to, but why don't people do it! Tell me, this kid doesn't want my official or my money, as long as we have the most beautiful woman, you tell me, is it difficult to wait?"
"Hahahaha!" When everyone heard this, they were all happy.
"Alas!" Dou Ying sighed and smiled: "I can't be wrong, General Xiao Han is unwilling to be the general of our Han army, it is our loss, haha, it's a pity, it's a pity!"
"Hey, Uncle Cousin, you will know who the real general is in the future!Haha, General Wei Qing, you also have to respect our General Dou, don't just sit and watch!" Princess Taiping smiled proudly.
Wei Qing hurriedly toasted, looked happy, and smiled: "General Dou, Wei Qing respects you!"
"Haha, I know, this Xiao Han and Princess Taiping want you to be a general, young man, come on, the big man needs a hero like you! You fought well in the defense of Daijun, the emperor said that you want to go to the border city to have a look, and the old man also wants to go with you, can you?"
Wei Qing was happy and smiled: "Why not, we are hoping to get General Dou's guidance!"
Immediately, the two chatted lively, and everyone was cold!
Emperor Wu of Han smiled: "Go, you two are chatting, we are going to eat wolf meat, haha!" After speaking, he smiled proudly.
It seems that he is also more and more interested in Wei Qing, Li Guang and Han Anguo are naturally not happy when they see each other, but they don't dare to speak again! This time, they are indeed inferior to Wei Qing!
Dou Ying invited Xiao Han: "Isn't General Xiao Han coming to join in the fun? I just want to hear more about the general's playing style!"
"Uncle Cousin, there is a chance! We are also going to the border city, haha, let's talk later! We have to drink with Your Majesty!" Xiao Han reminded him.
Dou Ying realized at this time, and hurriedly raised his glass to toast: "Your Majesty, Weichen is rude, haha, please forgive Your Majesty!"
"What kind of sin do you forgive! You two generals have a good chat, which is the greatest support for me! Okay, from today onwards, those who dare to speak up and have relatives will enter the palace as eunuchs!" Emperor Wu of Han smiled proudly.
He felt more and more that Princess Taiping's idea was good, otherwise, the caliber of the court would not be unified, what kind of war would he fight?
Xiao Han was happy and smiled: "Your Majesty, please instruct the ministers, don't leak the matter of me and Princess Taiping training the Yulin Army, otherwise, if the Huns are prepared, it will be inconvenient for us to fight!"
"Well, General Xiao Han's suggestion is very good, Your Majesty, the minister also thinks it is best to do this!" Tian Wei immediately expressed his support.
Seeing that Xiao Han and Dou Ying were getting closer and closer, he was naturally a little jealous, he was most afraid that Dou Ying would come back and ride on his head again!
Only then did Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty fully understand the intentions of Xiao Han and Princess Taiping: it turned out that they were going to be invisible assassins, assassins on the battlefield, it seems that they are the real peerless swords!
Thinking of this, he immediately laughed: "Okay, very good, haha, it's just that we're a little sorry for General Han! Well, so let's do it, haha, let's make our debut, the whole country will pay tribute to General Han and Princess Taiping, and if there are beauties, the county can reduce taxes by 20%! Haha, Taiping, what do you think?"
"Haha, of course, in this way, our beauty pageant will be known to the world, and my brother is the best in the world, cool!" Princess Taiping smiled proudly.
Sure enough, on this day, the edict was announced to the world, and all counties across the country are looking for a peerless beauty for Princess Taiping's Mansion!
Two months later, Princess Taiping of Chang'an City really came to thousands of beautiful women, and they were all dazzled! But for Princess Taiping, this was already the time when she was familiar with the road, and she was personally selected by Lin Xuemei and her respectively with Pei Yingxue's intentions! As for those who were missed, Mengjing and Han Yao selected them again, and finally selected 50 stunning beauties! The rest remained in the palace, saying that they would be reused, and all counties would reduce taxes by 20%! This move was almost celebrated by the whole country, and every county took care of it, and everyone was happy.
But this time, because of the previous appointment, Princess Taiping only chose two beauties, Lin Xuemei and Pei Yingxue each chose one, and Mengjing and Han Yao also chose two each, and Princess Pingyang also chose two, only ten people.
The other beauties of Princess Taiping's Mansion were retained, and when Emperor Wu of Han asked, she smiled proudly: "Your Majesty, can we use it to reward those generals in the army who have made great contributions in the future, in this way, wouldn't they serve my Han Dynasty to the death?"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty listened to this, smiled, and watched it again in person, and he also chose ten people to lead them back to the palace! This time, he actually let Xiao Han and Wei Qing go back, which can be regarded as a miracle!
When Emperor Wu of Han went, Princess Taiping smiled: "Fortunately, our Princess Taiping Mansion is big enough, hey, brother, you can't touch the other thirty beauties, and General Wei Qing can't touch them! Xue'er, you personally supervise it, and your brother is not allowed to play with it in private! Hehe, this is what we use to reward the generals, understand?"
"Yes, I know, hehe, let's just put them in another courtyard! It's just that we really shouldn't reward the two? That kid has also worked hard!" Pei Yingxue smiled.
Princess Taiping laughed and was happy: "You girl is also selfish? Okay, you can let him take a look at these beauties first, and then talk about it when he has made military merits, reward him with two, it's okay, you are not allowed to take it first! Otherwise, I still have to wait for the family law!"
"Yes, Your Royal Highness the princess, don't worry, hehe, our brother Han is not as lustful as you think! I'm afraid that General Wei Qing's Brother Yu won't be able to hold it!" Pei Yingxue laughed at Xiao Yu.
Mengjing listened, Da Le, and smiled: "You girl is also starting to go crazy, hehe, Taiping, palm!"
"Hehe, yes, the slave maid takes the order!" Princess Taiping took Pei Yingxue in her arms and kissed her.
As soon as Mengjing saw it, she knew that she was cheating again, and when she was about to speak, Lin Xuemei had already smiled: "Hehe, Sister Meng, it's time for us to cook wine and food!
When Princess Taiping heard this, she immediately stood up and began to ask those beauties, and it was another **.
The Xiongnu side really had secret agents within the Han Dynasty, and the news of Xiaohan and Princess Taiping also quickly spread back to the Xiongnu.
"Da Shan Yu, this is a true thing! I don't know what kind of shit luck that kid had, I heard that he was just a son of a down-and-out nobleman, and later, he was exiled to Qi State, and was taken by the county lord of Qi State, so he married him! Those two smell the same, they both like beauties, and it is estimated that the county lord has the same fetish! So, this time in Chang'an, more than 50 people were selected from more than 1,000 beauties to be playthings! Da Shan Yu, you say, aren't you a womanizer?
When the right sage king heard this, he laughed: "I said, how could the Han army dare to go deep into the territory of my Great Huns? Haha, I see, that kid must have been having a bad time in Chang'an, so he came to our prairie to spread wild! I also blame us for the inaccurate information last time, and the attack was not resolute, so that kid has a loophole to exploit! Haha, next time, he will not be so lucky!"
"No, no! There must be something wrong here! By the way, what has that kid been doing lately?" said Yi Zhi Da Dan Yu quickly.
The fine work hurriedly returned: "That Han Gongzi usually likes to eat, drink and have fun, and makes the Taiping Princess's Mansion like a wine shop, and only allows the princes and princes of the clan to enter the mansion! Outsiders rarely dare to enter, except for the hero Guo Jie, I heard that his swordsmanship is better than Guo Jie! That kid has never been trained in the army, nor has he an official position in the army, but he has the title of guest secretary, and during this time, he accompanied Dou Ying and Wei Qing to inspect the border city, and it is estimated that they are going to redeploy the border fortifications!"
"He never goes to the army? Didn't he say that Liu Che had the Yulin Army?
Na Xizuo replied in detail again: "He never goes to Yulin Jun, but occasionally accompanies the emperor of the Han Dynasty to go hunting in Shanglin Yuan!" But that kid's archery skills are not good, and he is not as good as Princess Taiping, oh, it is the original county lord of Qi State, and he was recently canonized as the princess of the Han Dynasty!"
"Well, this time it's almost over! This kid must be a character, but I don't know if he was Mengmeng last time, or if he will really fight on the grassland! After you return to Chang'an, you must find out: his position in the army! As for Dou Ying and Wei Qing, they are just relatives of the Han Dynasty, so they don't have to be afraid, haha!" Da Shan Yu Yizhi finally opened his face and smiled proudly.
King Zuo Xian disagreed: "Da Dan Yu, but, the last time Wei Qing defended in Dai County, we didn't take advantage of 50,000 people, so, Da Dan Yu, we still have to be careful!"
"Hmph, that's because he relied on Daijun's strong city defense! Hehe, siege is not our strong point, okay, let's not talk about the Han Dynasty for now, put our internal affairs in order, and we will attack again next autumn! This time, we must find out the bottom of the Han Dynasty! I heard that the emperor of the Han Dynasty likes to fight, then, let him come, we like it more!" Yi Zhi smiled smugly, his eyes flickered, and a new plan had been formed in his mind.
But the king of Youxian objected: "Da Danyu, let's fight again the year after tomorrow! We are short of grain and grass, and the forage for this year's winter will become a problem! Let's fight again the year after tomorrow!"
"That's why we have to fight, understand? The Han Dynasty is our granary, understand?"