Chapter 881: Irreplaceable Made in the Song Kingdom
In the streets and alleys of Shangjing, it is in a state of amazement.
A day ago, the people who were still discussing His Majesty the Liaohuang Emperor's head fish banquet had basically changed the topic and began to gossip about the flying panda head.
"Gao Fang Pingguo is a god, now everyone looks stupid, he actually contributed such a magical thing to me Da Liao, it is rumored that the moment he flew up was the happiest time in my life as Queen Da Liao."
"It's too much, in fact, Gao Fangping has been overrendered, there is nothing magical about it, if you have read and understood, you will know that it is not something he invented at all, but the Kong Ming lantern that the Southern Dynasty has long had."
"Nonsense, Kong Ming's lantern is not a panda head, but it is a panda head that flies up this time."
"You're so stupid, grandpa, I really can't talk to you anymore."
"I also went to see the panda head today, and I can only describe it as shocking. This is indeed the prototype of Kong Ming lantern, in fact, the people who really have this idea are not only Gao Fangping, my grandfather is a skilled craftsman, he used to have a lot of money, so he tried this idea, but almost all of them failed. Being able to make people fly is not something that can be supported by an idea, just like saying that everyone wants to be an emperor, but there are only a few people who really do it. When Gao Fangping let this panda's head fly, no matter how bad this person's reputation is, this is a historic one, a milestone-like significance. ”
"But what is the milestone?"
"So, you are an ignorant fool, there are indeed no milestones in the Liao Kingdom, but in the official roads between the main cities of the Song Kingdom, a monument will be erected every twenty miles, depicting the number of miles, so that travelers can measure the approximate distance and distance."
"I don't see any point in this, on the contrary, it seems to be a waste of money."
"You're wrong, it's very meaningful, and that meaning in itself is a milestone. The word will definitely be passed down in the future. The Song State advanced in these places, which was a form of the Song Kingdom's developed and nationwide commercial material circulation. In this era, even in the Song Kingdom, if you miss important towns and cities when you go to the goods, it is definitely not a good thing to spend the night in the wilderness. However, people who travel from south to north will not be familiar with every place, and sometimes the county town will pass by noon, but as a team leader, you can't know if you can reach the next safe foothold before dark, so do you go or not? However, after the Song Dynasty Imperial Court Ministry of Industry took the lead, the local government implemented it, and after erecting a few simple milestones, travelers could easily plan the speed of progress and plan the route. It's not easy. ”
This passage has attracted numerous accusations from the pill party:
"The Liao State is abolished, the government is inactive, and such a simple thing can't be done well, it's just too backward."
"Damn, the moon in Song Kingdom is very round. No wonder they were able to invent the Mid-Autumn Festival. ”
"Yes, seeing that the Liao State is finished, and the safest place is the Song State, I can't understand why such a simple and uncomplicated thing as a honeycomb coal stove was made up by the Song State and sold to the Liao State in large quantities through the border trade between the allies, and it is still in short supply."
"You thieves are really hopeless, such a simple thing, our profiteers in Liao saw that they had lost money, so they didn't build it, and the workshop workers all changed their careers to become shop boys, so you leading the way are hateful and hateful, and now you are preaching everywhere that it is better to buy than to buy, and it is better to rent than to buy, and I don't know who brought the rhythm. Because I was afraid of overcoming difficulties, I stopped manufacturing them one by one, and all of them went to be agents of the Song State factory, only reselling their things. ”
"Damn, you are the leader of the party, the stove made by Liaoguo himself is not only ugly, big and rough, but also expensive, and of poor quality, why should grandpa pay a high price to buy something that is not easy to use? You like to support domestic products, you want to be exploited by the more ugly Liao profiteers, you just go and support the family wealth, don't come to represent grandpa and me. ”
The scene was so chaotic.
The current Liao State is also virtuous, and often quarrels with chicken feathers without a reason.
In other words, this time it is clearly discussing the first flight of the queen's mother panda head, well, why is it better to buy it than to make it, and to come up with a group of leading parties for this purpose.
Helplessly, the angry youth of the Liao State was much less than that of the Song State.
In fact, no matter what is at the moment, the products of the Song Kingdom are synonymous with high-quality products, as small as a piece of paper and a pen, farm tools, and pig killing knives used by butchers, the products made in the Song Kingdom and the made in the Liao Kingdom are absolutely worlds apart.
So there is no surprise, the current Liao State is ten times more serious than the "import worship" of China in the nineties in later generations. When it comes to made in Liaoguo, it will definitely usher in a full boo, full of distrust. Basically, as long as it is labeled as made in the Song Kingdom, even a piece of is fragrant.
It's not a joke, it's true.
The Song Kingdom did transport some processed to Liao to sell now, but it was called Agricultural Fertilizer under a different name. And it is a high-end goods, I heard that there are strict standards for the special supply of vegetables and fruits and other things for the elites of the Liao State, and they stipulate that they must use the agricultural fertilizer imported by the Song State to be eligible to participate in the special supply, otherwise it is considered a civilian product.
In fact, is obviously better in Liao. Because the Liao people are meat-eating people, feces obviously have more nutrients. However, there is no way, once the atmosphere is formed, all Liao people who are a little bourgeoisie have to use the things of the Song Kingdom.
The things in the store, if they are labeled as made in Liaoguo, no matter how good they are, are difficult to sell. So their own is basically impossible to sell, and even the little dolls in the market know that things are still imported.
So what to do? Now this has formed an industry, and the people on the border sell the of their Liao people to the profiteers of the Song State at a low price and transport it to the Song State.
Then it is bagged after air-drying, affixed with the label of Song State manufacturing, and exported to Liao State at a price several times. Yes, Guan Qi, the shark, was the first to do this.
During this process, Guan Qi basically did nothing, and then handed over the of the Liao people, along with the bags of cheap industrial products produced by the Song State, labeled and transported them to the Liao State for sale. Then there are high-end products, no one knows what is inside, only heard that it is good for crops and can be qualified for special supply, so everyone goes to compete.
I really can't blame the Liao people for being stupid, in fact, even after a thousand years, there are many people who buy health care products with unknown effects, and they have to pick imported ones, saying that they are at ease to buy. That's not some kind of high-tech, even if it is made in the United States, it is really not better than made in China, not to mention the so-called nutritional products or something, which are basically produced cheaply by Chinese foundries and shipped to the United States, and then American businessmen label them and sell them to the Chinese "import party" to vanity.
This is the same reason that the Chinese Tourism Party concentrates on going to Japan to buy Chinese-made toilet seats. It is also the same reason that Guan Qi sold the of the Liao people to the Liao people again.
The weak Liao State Angry Qing felt that he couldn't afford to be hurt, and he couldn't argue. It was all Song Guo's stuff before. Especially this time, the manned flying panda head of the Song Kingdom, planted with the queen mother and flew up, hundreds of thousands of people in Beijing looked at it, so there is no need to ask, this is the best endorsement product of Song Kingdom's quality, reliability and magic.
Just like the high-end concept product exhibition in later generations, it is a concentrated embodiment of science and technology, creativity, and industrial technology strength, and the angry youth party of Liao State feels that this time it seems that pork has filial piety and contributes to the gods of Liao. In fact, it is the muscles of the display technology process, which cannot be surpassed by the Song Kingdom, and will be further solidified and mythologized......
The first flight of the Panda became popular as soon as possible, and in addition to becoming the first hot topic among the people, even the big tent in the leather room, which was busy with the Huimeng hunting outside the city, did not care about the next bear banquet.
According to the order, the Liao Emperor has to have both, and there is a bear hunting link after the head fish feast, and they must eat a bear paw to get through. However, after Emperor Tianzuo heard the hot news at the moment, he was very curious and interested. I want to hurry back and see the "missed" gift.
The bad thing is that Emperor Liao is a person who wants to save face, and he promised to let the queen choose at will, and after the queen chooses, she is really embarrassed to ask for the panda head back.
Xiao's bottom also scratched his head and was angry. He felt that Gao Fangping had made a mistake again. This kid must have done it on purpose, his original intention was to curry favor with Xiao's Lilan instead of Emperor Liao, and there must be some ulterior motives in it.
Xiao's Lidi thinks that his status as Gao Fangping, holding a letter of state, is inconvenient to open a small stove to send things to the queen, and can only be given to the emperor on the surface. So he deliberately engaged in mysterious actions, and wrote the instructions for the hot air balloon very simply, which made people ignore it. It looks like just a bunch of unremarkable accessories, but I can't think of something so magical.
In fact, with Lao Xiao's pervasive style, he had already taken precautions against this early on, thinking that what Fan Gao Fangping was doing must not be simple, and he began to pay attention to the hot air balloon in the gift list. I plan to find Gao Fangping privately to understand and then go to the Liao Emperor to invite merit.
It's a pity, because the alliance meeting is not over and Gao Fangping picks his son to leave, he can't be separated, and the Liao Emperor has generously given things to the queen.
There's no way now, theoretically it's already the queen's thing, and the official reason is that the person who made the first flight of the Panda is also the brave beauty queen Xiao of Daliao's Lilan.
Lao Xiao didn't know that the sinister and domineering Gao Fangping, what benefits did he get from the queen with this cattiness? I hope it wasn't the interaction between him and Yelu Nanxian, and I hope he didn't agree to participate in the internal struggle of the Xiao family.
In line with these worries, Lao Xiao took advantage of the emperor's very itchy mentality of paying attention to the magic of the Panda, and suggested that this time end the alliance ahead of schedule, revoke the big tent of the leather room and return to the palace.
Sleepy and met the pillow, Emperor Liao was just embarrassed to abolish the rules of the ancestors, but he was anxious to see the Panda, just after Lao Xiao proposed it, the emperor readily agreed.
But encountered the strong dissatisfaction of the old Yeluyan, the old Yelu felt that it was very bad to do this, and also felt that Gao Fangping was too insidious, and he hoped that this time in this strange trick and tricky hot air balloon, the Liao State would suffer a big loss.
In Lao Yelulai's opinion, the emperor is ignorant and like a willful child, and he has a lot of fun, which is not wrong in the first place. Helplessly, the villain in the court is in charge, and the traitor covers the sky with one hand, and this hot air balloon incident will inevitably be favored by Xiao's emperor, and then willfully for this strange trick, greatly cede the interests of Liao, lose power and humiliate the country.
Yes, Lao Yelu has affirmed Xiao's urine nature, and he will repeatedly make concessions to the Jurchens for the sake of Hai Dongqing's strong stability. That would compromise Gao Fangping for the sake of the hot air balloon.
In Lao Yelu's view, the Jurchens are also a group of robbers and horse thieves who kill people and set fires, and compared with the notorious horse thieves who were exterminated by Lao Xiao, the only difference between the Jurchens is that there are more people, and then they belong to the hooligans with licenses, they have the "Jurchen Festival" system, and the rest of the horse thieves who have fought thousands of miles have no system, no license, and no bribes to Lao Xiao.
In Lao Yelu's view, this is the interpretation of the crime of killing ten people and killing a thousand people. The good Wang Yu is bitter, he finally found an opportunity to go to Beijing to complain about his grievances because of the political situation, and was invited by Lao Yelu and others, waiting for the opportunity to sue the Liao Emperor for the head fish banquet.
But he was stunned by mistake, and was strongly covered by Gao Fangping and Xiao's Lilan, the two traitorous ministers, with rhythm, and the robbers who killed and set fire to the female real were well offered, and the "poor Gaoli" who entered Beijing to fight a lawsuit was humiliated and teased to the point that he was completely decent. In these matters, old Yelu felt that if the old man was younger, he would definitely be disappointed in the world, and he would definitely turn to become an anarchist.
Because the old Yelu, who has been an official all his life, suddenly found that there is no good person who is an official, and when there are two choices, they will definitely choose the wrong one, including me, Yeluyan......