Chapter 154: Lao Tzu also eats soft rice

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

When the two handsome young men who returned the gift heard this, they were both stunned, and then made a nonchalance, nodded, and glanced at their wives in fear, and did not dare to say more.

"Hahaha, Brother Zhen is funny." Yelu was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, glanced at the two silent concubines playfully, and did not shy away from sneering: "It's different, Brother Zhen and the two concubines are very different, no matter how much they pull it, they can't be on the same line." ”

"Jerod, you've talked too much." The faces of the two princesses changed, and they cast angry eyes at the third prince in unison, and left the place with great strides, while the two princesses bowed respectfully to the crowd, acting as silent lambs, and hurriedly caught up with their angry wives, bowed their heads and followed silently.

"Mother's door, turn around." Yelu Lu didn't hide her disgust, and spat at the two people who followed her mother-in-law's ass, before she smiled and turned her eyes to Ada: "How can Brother Zhen compare with those two useless guys?" Combined, they can't compare to a small toe of Brother Zhen. ”

"Not really!" Yelu Ah snapped the fan away, shook it lightly and teased: "I heard that our little ancestor is going to teach her baby magic to the real brother, it can't be compared, it must not be compared." ”

"It's magic......" As soon as Yelu Ada's words fell, there was a dissatisfied cry from afar, Yelu Xiuyun puffed up his cheeks high, and rushed to the crowd angrily, although the person was small, his heart was not timid, and he clenched his fists in protest, "Uncle Da, it's magic, magic ......"

"Okay, okay, it's Uncle who said wrong, the magic is right." Yelu Adawan'er pinched her bulging cheeks, "The little ancestor is not good at accompanying the imperial grandmothers, what are you doing here?" ”

"You have to take care of it." Xiao Xiuyun turned around angrily, changed her smiling face, happily hugged Ah Zhen's arm and said, "Brother Lin, Grandma Huangtai wants you to go, and the drama is about to start." ”

When Ah Zhen dismantled Jin Liao's in his heart, Xiao Xiuyun's shouting made him Wan'er, and he felt that there was no need to be more polite with these fake humans, anyway, he was just a passerby, and it would be troublesome to know more.

"Watch the play, watch the play, go!" took Lan Ni'er with one hand, held the little girl with the other, muttered a word to a large number of people, and strode towards the stage. Xindao, Jin Liao, the brain-dead children of his brother and sister Xun, are all fox ghosts, hypocritical and terrifying, more clever than imagined, and must be careful and careful in the future.

The gongs are ringing, and the red drums are ringing. The team on the stage gathered in one place, pretending to be red and green, the traitorous ministers with big flower faces, the good officials with white faces, the unjust souls with hanging hair, and the emperor with black faces. Everyone loves to watch the play, men and women, young and old, all excited and looking forward to it.

Qi Na sat in front of the stage dignifiedly, there were countless tables and chairs on her left and right, Yelu Xubao on the left, Sang Yeyin on the right, and the rest of the people sat in turn according to their identities, except for Xiao Xiuyun who arranged a small chair on Qi Na's side, even Yelu Fan and Le Changrui had to sit on the chairs in the second row.

Ah Zhen didn't know much drama at all, but seeing such a large group of people excited like a drug, it was not easy to spoil everyone's interest, and after being forced by Lan Ni'er to say hello to Qina again, he sat down with a big ass in a vacant position without saying a word.

Before bowing down to greet the imperial grandmother, Lan Ni'er saw that this man was sitting on Yelu Xulie's seat, one leg was still raised high, and most of the pear on the table was gnawed off by him, his face suddenly tensed, and he whispered: "Get up, our seat is in the back." ”

"What?" Ah Zhen, who was shaking and eating while shaking Erlang'er, was slightly stunned, and after swallowing the flesh in his mouth, the old face glanced left and right, and saw that the big man was glaring at him with strange eyes, and the old face suddenly became even more embarrassed.

"Somebody sitting here?" Ah Zhen, who didn't understand these rules, stood up suspiciously, and asked Lan Ni'er and Qi Na who were staring at him in a daze, and then turned his head left and right to look at the chair full of people in the black press, everyone sat down, and there was no shortage of people.

Lan Ni'er felt very ashamed, hurriedly stepped to his side, pulled his sleeve and apologized to Qi Na: "Imperial grandmother, I just came, and I don't know the rules." ”

"Out of the way, out of the way." Qi Na smiled and looked at her son and daughter-in-law left and right, and the smile finally fixed on Ah Zhen's face, and said with a smile: "The play is about to start, Efu and Ni'er should sit down quickly." ”

was led to the second row, Ah Zhen sat back in his own position, sat Lan Ni'er on the left, and next to Lan Ni'er were green shadows, red clothes and other people, the central seat is the little girl's father and the peerless mother, Yelu Dance is also in these princes and princesses, the third, fourth, and fifth rows are the clansmen of the four clans, when Ah Zhen saw the two horses sitting at the end of the distance, he was very surprised. Their wives sit in the second row, but they are worse than the lazy clan to sit in the last row, this Jin Liao really looks down on people from the bottom of his heart, does eating soft rice really make people look down on them so much?

"Alan." Retracting his gaze from the two horses, Ah Zhen's ass seemed to be very uncomfortable, twisted like an earthworm, and said: "The men of the Jade Princess and the Mian Princess are going to sit at the very end, but I, the county lord's forehead, are sitting here, it doesn't seem to be right?" ”

Lan Ni'er had not yet recovered from the shame just now, her beautiful face was full of impatience and tenses, and she just wanted to quietly turn her eyes to a fierce stare, and asked in a low tone, "What do you want to do?" "Can't he just be quiet and honest for a while? Since you know that you don't understand the rules, you still make a fool of yourself by making your own decisions, is it deliberately trying to make her ugly and not let her go down the steps, right?

Ah Zhen just asked a question, and the play didn't start, but this she-wolf looked like he couldn't wait for him to shut up, why was he so fierce? He didn't owe her money. Oh Shi was not happy, the bow stretched his forehead, hugged his chest and stood up suddenly, Lang Lang Qiankun took a mouthful of thick phlegm in public, "Lao Tzu is a parasite who relies on a woman's skirt, you are Lao Tzu's wife, Lao Tzu is conscious, and he thinks he doesn't dare to sit with his own wife." When the words fell, everyone stood up, took three or seven steps, and walked to the end of the line with great interest.

"You stand ......" Lan Ni'er didn't expect him to embarrass her in front of the clan emperors and clansmen, a beautiful little face was white and green, and when she stood up to scold him back, she felt a lot of eyes on her face. I really couldn't afford to lose face, so I sat back in the chair with a small fist clenched and trembling. I was angry in my heart, you Lin Azhen, you have warned him again and again, don't you listen? There are things you don't listen to.

Walking to the end and sitting down, Ah Zhen smiled in his heart, looked at Lan Ni'er hidden in the crowd from a distance, thought deeply and calculated, and then turned his eyes to the two concubines and asked: "My name is Lin Azhen, what is your name?" ”

The two horses were extremely surprised in their hearts, seeing that this high-ranking and powerful blue forehead sat in the back row, not daring to answer and talk nonsense, as a dumb hand pressed his chest and bent him over, smiled silently, and put his eyes back on the front stage without slanting, saying more and more wrong, less saying and less wrong, not saying good, and carrying forward the silence to the extreme.

What's going on? Ah Zhen was confused, staring blankly at these two horses, and then they were dumb? Following their attentive gaze to the distant stage, the play was half confused and half clear, and it was impossible to see the complete appearance at all.

The backgrounds of the two horses are not good, of course, compared to the emperor on the scene, it is very bad. Although the ancestors are also officials, where can the officials compare to the royal family? They don't want to marry the princess, but the princess takes a fancy to them, how can she say nothing? What should I do after I get married? Offer! The princess sat and they had to stand, and the princess walked and they had to follow. The world says they are lucky, but it's a nightmare. They can't resist, because the princess's maiden family is the emperor; Don't dare to disobey, because the princess can turn people into dogs and also turn dogs into people; can't be disobedient, because the master is married to the slave, does the slave still want to climb to the top of the master's head and spread the wilderness?

In short, for the sake of their parents, for their younger siblings, and for their families, they must endure everything, and everything is headed by the lord, and the princess tells them to go east, then go east, let them wash their feet with water, and wash their feet. The royal family looks down on them, that's not wrong, they do have an identity because of the princess, and they have the grace to see the emperor and the queen mother, and they have the identity to recognize these princes, phoenixes, and nobles, and they have the grace to call the emperor father and the queen mother's grandmother. When you start to be looked down upon, you will of course be angry when you point fingers. But this man! After a long time, I will get used to it, the rough skin will naturally become thicker, and I can learn a turtle method, if I can, don't say it, I will make a mistake, and if I make a mistake, I will regret it. Silence and frequent salutes are the best ways to deal with these royal families.

Although Lin Azhen doesn't understand what the above group of actors are singing crookedly, but the beautiful and moving appearance of the female actors, the delicate and twisted waist lotus is very attractive, look at the mother's door with heavy makeup, noble and dignified and hidden, mellow and delicate voice, as well as smooth and elegant biting, flirting and drinking rhyme, soft and enchanting and graceful work, a magnolia finger flowing clouds and pulling, a foot of golden lotus, jumping trickling and pacing, it is really a very soft and beautiful thing, it is simply hooked up the essence of the old man.

"The jade color is clear...... Sister-in-law Raid...... Cold, Shen Tianque...... Double-filament knot ...... Seven Tricks Exquisite Remnant Yang Blood ......"

But hearing the men's voices on the stage complaining, sad and mournful, and the parting scene of life and death, the black pressure crowd in the audience opened their eyes and was lonely. Ah Zhen glanced at it and found that there were many she-wolves, young and old, who were picking up silk and wiping tears, and I didn't know what they were following, which made people cry and laugh.

"This hatred is hard to get rid of, don't go to the night...... Swallow House ...... Let the lovesick ring ...... How can you be ruthless and hurt ...... Pu Xuan's tears ......"

The complaining male voice fell to the ground, and the female voice sang one after another, and then the pair of men and women on the stage were dismantled, but the male voice was heartbroken and shouted: "Love the concubine......"

The female voice is broken: "The king ......"

Then the snare drums were beaten, the colorful tooth flags on the stage were flying all over the stage, and a large number of soldiers wearing armor and helmets would walk around, walk and walk, and just go back and forth, come back and forth. The canvas has also changed from a scene inside the palace to a city wall filled with gunsmoke, and the dog's blood is almost like vomiting blood. Fortunately, at least the drama didn't suddenly take out a steamed bun, otherwise, what would have caused a bloody case?