Zhou Jinyan nodded silently, he was a little afraid to imagine now, how to face Zhou Daowu after knowing this in the future.

Saying goodbye to his father, Zhou Jinyan went directly to the backyard.

"Wedding joy, why are you sad?"

The parrot followed him, fluttering and flying.

"Can you be happy?"

Zhou Jinyan stared at him and said, "Do you have any good ways to help me teach Li Wang a lesson?" ”

"King Li丨Eight?" The parrot wondered, "Who?" ”

"Li Shimin!"

"He's also a rare Mingjun, do you want to teach him a lesson?" The parrot's eyes widened, but no matter how big they were, they were still so small.

"He married Princess Changle to me, but he married another princess, Nima, or the woman my second brother likes, what is he not Wang丨Ba?"

"Hold the grass!"

The parrot directly burst into foul language, "Good dog blood, are humans so stingy?" ”

"Straggling!"

Zhou Jinyan was angry, "I want you to help me think of a way, not to laugh at me." ”

The parrot hurriedly flew up to avoid Zhou Jinyan's attack, "You wait, let me think of a way." ”

"By the way, it's best to teach me a lesson from the eldest grandson's shit," Zhou Jinyan said angrily: "I don't care what reason they have, I must teach them a hard lesson." ”

The parrot cautiously landed on his shoulder, "This thing is not authentic, people live for a breath, I support you to fight for this breath." ”

Zhou Jinyan said: "You have to find a way, he is the dignified emperor of the Tang Dynasty, I am now a white person, how can I embarrass him, by the way, Changle must not marry Changsun Chong." ”

Thinking of the smile of the eldest grandson Chong before, Zhou Jinyan was furious again.

"Actually, it's very simple to get revenge." The parrot said, "It depends on whether you have the guts or not." ”

"How to get revenge?"

"him!"

Zhou Jinyan: "......."

From the bottom of his heart, Zhou Jinyan was a little reluctant to let Li Shimin die, and of course he had no choice.

Li Shimin is Li Lizhen's father and the foundation of the Tang Dynasty.

To change the idea of the Arabian Nights, if he becomes the emperor, will this Tang Dynasty go in a better direction?

No!

Zhou Jinyan couldn't even convince himself.

But the same person fights for a breath, and he is not a saint.

If he doesn't teach Li Shimin a lesson, how can he swallow this breath?

After hesitating, Zhou Jinyan asked, "How did you kill him?" ”

"Hold the grass!"

The parrot exclaimed, "Do you really have that idea?" ”

"You are a mother, can you be civilized? Holding grass and holding grass all day long, who are you grassing? Zhou Jinyan scolded it.

The parrot tilted its head and pretended not to hear his lesson.

"Let me think about it, in fact, there are many ways to kill Li Shimin," the parrot said: "For example, when others are not paying attention, I will poison them, or let other friends poison them." ”

Zhou Jinyan became interested, "How to poison?" ”

The parrot said: "For example, let my friend Xiaoqiang put a little poison in the place where they cook, and Li Shimin will not die in minutes?" ”

"Wait, who is Xiaoqiang?"

"Cockroaches." The parrot said proudly: "This speaks volumes about the importance of foreign languages. ”

"Can you really poison it?" Zhou Jinyan asked again.

The parrot put away the joking language, "You have to think about it, the Tang Dynasty was not easy to come by, it really poisoned Li Shimin, the world doesn't know what the chaos will become, is that the ending you want?" ”

"Don't talk to me about these useless things."

Zhou Jinyan replied to it, and knew in his heart that he couldn't just poison Li Shimin to death.

"In fact, there are many ways to take revenge," the parrot croaked, "such as poisoning the eldest grandson to death, or poisoning the eldest grandson to death." The root of your current problem is, who is Princess Changle marrying, and who does King Li and Empress Changsun want to marry her, you will poison whomever is that? ”

Zhou Jinyan frowned and said: "King Li丨Eight scourges of Lao Tzu, how can you do it if you don't toss him?" ”

"There's a way." The parrot said unusually proudly: "Actually, there are many, many ways to deal with stupid humans........

Zhou Jinyan's originally depressed mood was suddenly amused by it.

"Then why don't you go and claim the throne?"

"What does it mean to be the king of birds, but what does it mean to be the king of your men?"

The parrot opened its mouth, "But I know what you mean, I still want to teach King Li a lesson directly, don't you?" ”

"Yes!"

Zhou Jinyan nodded without hesitation, licking him so much, he wanted to leave anything good to him.

As a result, the emperor is really the emperor, and he is worthy of being a ruthless person.

Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger, Zhou Jinyan feels that what he said is too right.

"It's a very simple question, just look at it from the perspective of development."

Zhou Jinyan listened to the first two big, "You can make it clear, I haven't read a book for a long time." ”

"Ignorance!"

The parrot despised him fiercely, "If you want to teach Li Shimin a lesson now, you can choose from the following methods." ”

The parrot is like an all-powerful guru.

"First, let the crown prince get sick, or make the king of Wei sick."

"Second, let Li Shimin get sick and let Empress Changsun get sick."

"Wait," Zhou Jinyan hurriedly interrupted it, "What are they doing to make them sick?" ”

"There is value when there is demand." The parrot's eyes shone with wisdom, "If only you can cure the sick, you are their king." Then it will not be that you are afraid of them, but that they will beg you. ”

Zhou Jinyan was thoughtful.

"It's not good to let Li Shimin get sick," the parrot nodded, "When he gets old in the future, the first thing he wants to kill is you, as the emperor, he can see this little trick at a glance." ”

"So make his son sick?"

"Yes," the parrot said approvingly, "his son is his next generation, so even if he dies, he will not dare to do anything to you, and can only beg you, this is the ....... of development"

"Okay, okay, I see."

Zhou Jinyan was afraid of this parrot, and he played with its profound knowledge at every turn.

The parrot stepped on its little feet, leaned against his cheek, and pecked his short beak in the face, "Dad, in fact, I am the bird you should lick, I am your omnipotent God, don't you understand?" ”

Zhou Jinyan despised it with his eyes, "I want to be the emperor, can you make me the emperor?" ”

The parrot pecked him in the face fiercely, "You are discriminating against non-humans. ”

The parrot showed no mercy at all, and directly pecked a large piece of Zhou Jinyan's cheek.

"You ...... bastard"

Zhou Jinyan wanted to be angry, but he couldn't say anything when the words came to his lips.

"Hey."

Zhou Jinyan stroked the bird's head, "It's also fortunate that I have your miscellaneous hair, otherwise I wouldn't even have a way." ”

The parrot suddenly became proud, "Actually, the main thing is that humans are too stupid and I am too smart." The latest chapter of "Hundred Plating" mixed in the Tang Dynasty to be a horse claw book house" is free to read for the first time.