"If you have nothing to do, you won't be bored when you come to me."

"Grandpa left me some books, and I have compiled some of them, which you can refer to when you teach." Madu took a thread-bound book from the basket, and on the cover it was written "Fundamentals of Mechanics".

His encyclopedia has been silent for many years, and now it can finally play some use, which he sorted out earlier, and Tuo Timur should be able to use it.

Timur was intrigued, "Oh? But the sage who made "Linjiang Immortal". ”

""Linjiang Immortal" was written by me, don't talk nonsense and ruin my reputation."

"It's shameless." Tu Timur pursed his lips, snatched the book from Ma Du's hand, and quickly flipped through it with ten lines, but the speed slowed down when he looked at it, until the light in the room dimmed, and then he closed the book, and sighed: "I am really a master, I might as well be too!" After reading this book, I felt that the so-called KitKat lewd skills are a kind of knowledge, and if I can see it, it will be comforting to my life. ”

"It's the same when you see his grandson!" Madu pointed to himself.

Tuo Timur said disdainfully: "If you understand this, you will let me teach, but you are in Baoshan but return empty-handed, you are really a person who does not learn and has no skills." If nothing happens, I'm going home, and I'm waiting for me to cook at home. ”

"Stay! I have one more thing here that I would like you to identify. Madu took out a small block of concrete and a small packet of cement powder from the basket, "Help me see how this stuff can be used as building materials?" ”

I didn't have time to do the inspection of the concrete test block for Madu, so I had to ask the master, if something went wrong and being impeached was a trivial matter, it was a big deal to pay for reconstruction.

He carefully explained to the Toh Timur the characteristics and usage of cement. Upon looking at the basket, Timur asked, "Is it for the construction of the wall?" ”

"No, it's for the academy to build a pigsty, and you know that there are a lot of pigs in the academy." Madu casually rambled nonsense.

Tuo Timur smiled, took the candle and burned it, poured some tea, looked at it carefully and said: "Good things, don't worry!" ”

"Thank you! It's getting dark, so let's go home early. After saying that, Madu went out with the basket.

In front of the window of the corridor of the Tuo Timur, he looked at the back of Ma Du leaving, and said with a smug smile: "Hehe...... I'm not going to tell you to use tung oil for waterproofing. ”

A big man suddenly sprang out from under the windowsill, ran towards Ma Du, and shouted loudly: "Master Hou, he said that he wanted to use tung oil to waterproof!" ”

Tuo Timur stomped his foot fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "What a little fox! ”

Since ancient times, the Chinese have had the habit of doing happy events after the autumn harvest, first, after the autumn harvest, pigs and sheep are fattened, and the grain warehouse is full of materials, and second, because after the autumn harvest is a long winter and spring leisure, there is time to operate.

But Madu's autumn and winter are destined to be idle, Mrs. Chang has long been in a hurry to hold her grandson, and she has to marry Da Yuer at this time, so she has to do Da Yuer's marriage as soon as possible.

Time is a little urgent, but the preparation is very sufficient, from the day of the marriage, Song Shuang has begun to prepare a dowry for Da Yuer, of course, the specific matters are handled by Xu Xiaopei, one hundred and ten dowries plus the shop grange, more than Song Shuang's dowry at the beginning. Song Shuang said that Da Yuer's armor-breaking is the prince of the country after all, and if the dowry is less, he will be looked down upon.

I originally thought that the second grandfather would be very happy, but who knew that the old loach did not change his true colors, "There are too many escorts, and the girl who marries out is to splash out the water, so many companions have become people's after the marriage, especially this Chang family has not less dividends from our shop, a loss, a big loss!" "The old man didn't eat dinner that day, saying that he was distressed.

The housekeeper of the Chang family suddenly came to the door, thinking that he was discussing the details of the wedding, but who knew that he was here to ask for the spring palace map.

Ma Du patted the chest of the steward of the Chang family, "Go back and tell your wife that her worries are superfluous, your son-in-law's great reputation in the Qinhuai River is not covered." ”

The steward of the Chang family smiled awkwardly: "The villain also said so, but Mrs. said that Qin Huaihe's set is just for fun, and it may not be beneficial to extend the heirs, and Hou Ye is good at painting and is a miracle doctor, so he can pull my grandfather back from the palace of the king of Hades, and the method of giving birth to children naturally understands." ”

Ma Du couldn't wait to spit out two mouthfuls of old blood, this Mrs. Chang actually asked him to draw a picture of the Spring Palace, and the kind that was easier to conceive. Speaking of this kind of thing, it was actually quite serious in ancient times, and there was nothing bad to say.

Mrs. Chang's mind is understandable, in fact, Ma Du doesn't want Chang Mao to use the bad tricks he learned in Qinhuai River to toss his sister-in-law. When Ma Du thinks so, he should ask himself, he has not used those bad tricks.

In order to reduce the suffering of the sister-in-law, Ma Du had to draw a few pictures of the Spring Palace, all of which were decent, and he didn't care if it helped to conceive.

Madu can swear that when he paints, his heart is sacred and serious. However, some bastards took his seriousness as a joke, and in less than a few days, his reputation resounded again, which was greater than the movement caused by copying two fine poems, for no other reason, of course, because of those pictures of the Spring Palace.

The spring palace map was passed out from Changfu, and as for who did the good deeds, I know with my toes. Originally, these spring palace pictures would not cause such a big movement, and the spring palace pictures were originally nothing rare. It's all to blame on him for making the picture look less lewd. filthy, using cartoon characters.

When pure and cute are combined with sexiness and explicitness, this strong contrast is also very attractive to boys who have watched too many Japanese slave films in later generations, not to mention the ancients.

Because of the soapbox, there are not a few painters who can draw cartoon paintings on the market, these damn painters have added a lot of tricks, and there are even bookstores that are not afraid of death to publish and sell in his name, for a time the paper is expensive, a volume of only a dozen pieces of paper can be sold for more than a dozen taels of silver, and there is even a gentleman of Qinhuai River who offers a reward of thousands of gold, begging for the authenticity of Ma Hou.

When Ma Du heard about the situation, he sat down on the bed in shock, Lao Tzu's reputation is going to be completely stinky, I'm afraid I don't have to teach in the academy in the future, or make a pseudonym like Tuo Timur?

The people who scolded him took turns to come to the door, Lao Zhu sent someone to scold, Song Lian sent a letter to scold, Zhu Sheng, Tao An, Luo Furen, and Song Ke came to the door in person to scold, and others scolded him, you Song Ke himself has several pictures of the Spring Palace, how can you be embarrassed to scold me, hypocrite!

There are also those who ask for paintings, but they are not those bastard students in the academy, and they don't dare to touch Madu's moldy head.

The first one turned out to be Mrs. Tang, who was helping at his house, and asked him to draw a few pictures for Tang Ding to use in the coming year, and told Ma Du that he didn't need to be ashamed to paint very well, and a woman of her age had never seen anything; Then Li Shanchang's mother-in-law said that Li Chun would also have a set to get married in the coming year; Zhu Sheng's wife also wants to get a set of ...... for her grandson Anyway, they are all middle-aged and elderly women who care about the continuation of their children.

Later, at the request of Ma Dajia, he also drew a book for Zhu Biao......