Chapter 124: Forced to be an official
Jiang Xiaobai said: "This is something that my Immortal Master gave me, can I not be addicted?" By the way, this is called a potato, although it can be eaten raw, but the taste is not very good, you wait, it will be baked in a while, you can taste it again! ”
"Oh! Is this thing produced in high quantities? ”
"Would you like to remove that word? The minimum yield of this thing is more than 20 stones, and if the land is a little fertile, it will be no problem to reach 30 stones, do you say it is high? ”
"Really?"
"Isn't it true that you don't know how to watch it yourself? Like these sweet potatoes have not grown to half of the size now, there are already several catties of a seedling yield, if he grows to full maturity, at least 2/3 of the yield can be increased, think about it yourself, how many catties is this seedling? ”
"Ahh This, I think about it, I will calculate......" The emperor has a brain short-circuit at this time, and he won't even say anything.
The minister stood by and watched the two guys chatting there.
At this time, the prince only felt that his legs were a little weak, and he turned his head and glared fiercely at these gentlemen beside him.
He lowered his voice and gritted his teeth and scolded: "You bastards, accompany these sweet potatoes and potatoes every day, why don't you know that these things grow in the soil?" This time, this palace was killed by you. ”
The prince didn't wait for these things to reply after scolding, he wanted to cry.
And the second prince standing on the side, in fact, was also shocked in his heart, this Jiang Xiaobai really deserves to be the apprentice of the immortals, and he can even get this kind of divine thing. Haha, God bless me, Dahua Dynasty, from now on, my Dahua people will never have to starve again.
Not only do you not have to starve, but even if you increase the population by two or three times, you can do it! With such a large population, when the time comes, see who dares to provoke our Dahua Dynasty, and can't kill you.
At this time, Jiang Xiaobai took out a potato in the fire and said happily: "Your Majesty, this potato has been cooked, how is it?" Let's try it, shall we? ”
Jiang Xiaobai said, and broke the potatoes in half with his hands. Suddenly, a unique aroma of potatoes spreads.
The emperor sniffed and said, "It smells so good! ”
After that, I will eat it.
Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you have to peel off the skin on the outside first, it's too dirty." ”
The emperor said angrily: "You think I'm stupid? ”
Jiang Xiaobai smiled embarrassedly: "The emperor is not stupid, the emperor is the smartest." ”
Well, this emperor is too hypocritical, making Lao Tzu coax like a fool.
After the emperor finished eating the potatoes, his heart suddenly burst into joy, and he couldn't help but say loudly: "Ma Aiqing, spread my will, when Chen Hua's 10,000 army returns, he will immediately transfer over and be optimistic about these sweet potatoes and potatoes. ”
Ma Aiqing is of course Ma Wentao, the secretary of the Ministry of War, Ma Wentao heard the emperor say this, and hurriedly stood up and said: "The minister obeys the order." ”
After giving the order, the emperor looked at the prince with a majestic face, and said in a deep voice: "Prince, is this what you said, plants that can't grow food?" ”
The prince's feet were weak, and he took a group of gentlemen to bow down directly and said, "Erchen should die." Erchen will resign from today as a ......"
Before the prince finished speaking, Bai Yutang stood up and said, "Your Majesty, the bet is just a joke from the prince, we don't have to take it seriously." If the crown prince resigns as the crown prince because of this incident, the minister is very frightened, and asks the emperor not to make such a will. ”
The emperor understood what Bai Yutang meant as soon as he heard it, if he really abolished the prince like this, then the pressure on him Bai Yutang would be great. In the future, Bai Yutang will not only not be able to please the court, but even those people who don't know the inside story will drown him Bai Yutang with spit.
This truth is not only understood by the emperor, but also by Jiang Xiaobai and the central minister.
The emperor thought for a while and said, "That's good, but Jiang Xiaobai's credit is too great, and he has to be rewarded." I agreed to his request just now, Cheng Aiqing, go back to Jiang Xiaobai and give him these land deeds. ”
Cheng Aiqing is Cheng Hua, the secretary of the household department, who specializes in this aspect of things.
When Cheng Hua heard this, he hurriedly stood up and said, "The minister accepts the order." ”
After speaking, he walked to the side, and couldn't help but glance at the prince, his face was extremely strange. There's no way, he's also from the prince's line. Of course, I don't want Jiang Xiaobai to get good.
The emperor continued: "Jiang Xiaobai, your credit is too great, it is definitely not possible to give you such a little land. So be it! I won't promote you to the title, so you can come to Chang'an City to be a city patrolman! The official residence is six products. As long as you do well, Soaring is just around the corner. ”
The official of the sixth grade is actually not small, and there are ...... from the sixth grade to the seventh grade from the seventh grade, all the way to the ninth grade!
It's a pity that Jiang Xiaobai doesn't want to be an official! He just wants to live a shameless and unashamed life with his wife on his one-third of an acre of land!
Jiang Xiaobai was forced to do so, the emperor's words had already been spoken, this is called Chrysostom Yuyan.
He said tentatively: "Your Majesty, I still have such a big company to manage!" You asked me to be that city patrolman, how can I be busy? ”
The emperor said happily: "Jiang Xiaobai, you don't complain here. You've been gone for more than a month. Isn't your world's No. 1 company still operating? As the saying goes, those who can work harder. Don't waste your skills. ”
Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "The emperor is wronged!" I've been away for so long. My number one company in the world has basically ceased to function. Your Majesty, look at it, my No. 1 restaurant in the world hasn't opened yet! There are still tens of thousands of victims here, and we have to build houses for them and take care of their food. You're going to give me another patrolman. You just broke me in half, and I didn't have enough of it! ”
The emperor approached Jiang Xiaobai and whispered angrily: "Jiang Xiaobai." Don't be ignorant, I'm giving you this city patrol to gild. This time, though, you've done a great job. But no matter what you say, you are not a person in the system, how can you let me promote you. Right now. I let you in under pressure, and when you come up, it's the sixth grade, how do you want to drop? ”
Jiang Xiaobai tried his best to pretend to be very sincere and said, "Your Majesty, I don't want you to promote me!" I didn't want to be an official in the first place, but you gave me these fields, and I'm already very happy, really. ”
"You kid, why are you so unmotivated?"
The emperor pointed at Jiang Xiaobai and didn't know what to say. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I will give you a privilege, you can ask for leave when you really have something, you have to report if you have nothing to do, I don't care what you do, you must stay there for me for a few months." ”
The emperor's meaning is already very clear, as long as you stay there for a while, you will be promoted when you come out, but Jiang Xiaobai doesn't think so, he really doesn't want to be an official!
However, the emperor said so, he couldn't refuse if he wanted to, and if he refused again, the emperor would be really angry.
At this time, a fat man panted and ran over with people, ran to the emperor, bowed down and said: "The villain didn't know that the emperor was coming, and he missed the welcome, so he asked the emperor to forgive his sins." ”
Jiang Xiaobai looked at it, hey, who is this kid not Bai Xiaojiang? Although this kid is still so fat, it is obviously a lot darker.
When Bai Xiaojiang stood up, Jiang Xiaobai patted him and said, "Young master, I said what's the matter with you kid?" Why is it so dark? Did you go to Africa? ”