Chapter 1: The Shocking Changes in the Underworld (1)
According to legend, there is a road called Huangquan Road, there is a river called Lechuan River, and there is a bridge on the river called Nai He Bridge; There is an earthen platform called Wangxiang Terrace after crossing the Nai He Bridge, and there is an old woman selling Meng Po soup on the side of Wangxiang Terrace; There is a stone by the Lechuan River called Sansheng Stone, Meng Po soup makes you forget everything, Sansheng Stone records your past and present life; walk across the Nai He Bridge, look at the world for the last time on the lookout platform, and then drink a bowl of Meng Po soup boiled in Lethe River.
Those who have loved, those things that can't be let go, and the countless joys and sorrows in the rolling red dust will only slowly enter the throat with the "Meng Po Soup", forever frozen in the gloomy eyes full of tears when walking on the Nai He Bridge, turning into ethereal clouds and smoke, and dissipating indifferently. It doesn't matter anymore whether it's a lifetime of hasty regret, a regret that separates yin and yang forever, or a goodbye with a knife and a sword?
On both sides of the Yin soldiers, there was a long line of Yin Spirits in the middle, and a beggar-like Yin Soul in the front was looking around.
Yo, there is a newcomer again, the beggar seems to have discovered a new world, he beckoned to the young man who was being held by a bull head and a horse, and said, boy, come to me, go and reincarnate early, look at my brother, at a glance, I know that my brother is not a mortal, you follow my brother to reincarnate, and you will either be a king or a general in the future.
The two rows of Yin soldiers rolled their eyes together, just you are a dead beggar, you are not a mortal, aren't you a mortal who needs to be reincarnated?
The beggar ignored the white eyes of the Yin soldiers, thinking that this kid had thin skin and tender flesh, and at first glance he was the rich second generation of a rich family, and the worst reincarnation with him was also the third generation of the rich, which was much better than the current beggar.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but snicker and beckoned to the boy again.
was about to tempt the boy again, but at this time a ghost general was already impatient, gave him a kick, and scolded, Dead beggar to your reincarnation, hurry up to the Sansheng Stone.
Dare to disturb the order again and throw you to hell to feed the dogs.
The beggar fell on the Sansheng Stone like a dead dog, but when he stood up, the image and momentum of the whole person changed, the beggar was still the same beggar, but he stood on the Sansheng Stone, and he had an extra layer of holiness all over his body, just like the Eighteen Vajra Arhats.
At this moment he turned around and pointed his finger at the ghost who had kicked him, and the ghost turned his pale face even whiter, and he involuntarily knelt forward, like a stone sculpture without moving.
And a yellow-haired pug appeared out of thin air in front of him, raised his front legs and kicked it, and then stepped on the head of the ghost general fiercely, and stepped on it until it shattered, and then wagged his tail like a hungry ghost reincarnated, and ate the ghost general who fell to the ground one bite at a time, as if he was afraid that others would rob it of its delicacy, from time to time he looked obscenely, and squeaked and chewed, and saliva kept flowing down.
Yo yo, it's so fragrant, it's so fragrant! I haven't eaten this thing in years.
The yellow-haired pug suddenly spoke, and the dog's face showed a look of unfinished business.
It looked around with both eyes, and those Yin soldiers, ghost generals, bull heads and horses immediately had a numb scalp, and they suddenly stepped aside.
At this time, the beggar's eyes swept around, and those bull-headed horses, Yin soldiers and ghosts immediately knelt down and shouted in unison: "Great God spare your life! Great God spare your life!"
The boy who stood on the Sansheng Stone was instantly clear, from birth to death, every bit and every drop was projected in front of his eyes like a movie.
After a while, he said softly, It turns out that my name is Ning Xuantian.
The beggar didn't look at Ning Xuantian, he just quietly looked at the sky conjured up on the Sansheng Stone, and suddenly laughed wildly, pointing at the sky and roaring: "Wan Sheng, you dog thief, despicable and shameless villain, Lao Tzu will pierce the sky, and one day you will chop the dog couple into minced meat and feed it to Huang Mao." ”
Whew, a gust of wind blows by,......。
At this time, the beggar didn't know what to think, and suddenly his anger was like thunder, his whole body thundered, and it was like a bloody rain and bloody wind, and his desire was like flesh and blood, his eyes were round, and his blood and tears were not stopped!
The Huangquan Road was filled with smoke in an instant, and the water in Lechuan seemed to have countless whimpering responses, and for a while, the entire underworld also cried wolf, which was terrifying.
Suddenly, there was a loud roar in the sky, and the dungeon had become gloomy at this moment.
The roaring sound came from far and near, and it seemed that it could fall at any moment.
Boom Boom Boom ,......。
Nine dark purple thunder arcs fell, and the bucket-like thunder arcs exploded with a "click...... and each thunder arc clearly contained nine lightning bolts the size of a baby's arm, fangs and claws, terrifying anomalies, passing through countless dimensional spaces, all smashing towards the beggar.
The rumbling thunder clearly and vaguely responded to a low and majestic sound, and the entire Netherworld seemed to be unable to withstand this kind of coercion, crumbling and precarious!
"The immortal rhyme scatters ten thousand peaks, and the soul falls for nine days;
"Pretend, you old dog, bastard, Lao Tzu, your eighteenth generation ancestor, want to reincarnate me Chengjun, you idiot, in this life, Lao Tzu will burst your chrysanthemum, skewer your meat buns. ”
"Yellow hair, up!"
The yellow-haired pug, who was still lying on the ground drooling, suddenly jumped up, quickly enlarged his mouth, and swallowed nine thunder arcs in one mouthful. Then it shrank in an instant, and landed beside the Chengjun beggar and Ning Xuantian, and thick smoke continued to come out from the seven orifices, and at this time, Ning Xuantian was so frightened that he covered his ears and kicked on the ground, but when he saw the pitiful appearance of the yellow-haired dog, he couldn't help but reach out and pat its head gently.
The yellow-haired dog opened his mouth and "exhaled" a long thunder fire erupted, "Grandma's, choke Lao Tzu to death!" As soon as he finished speaking, he glared at Ning Xuantian fiercely, "Boy, dare to touch grandpa's head, believe it or not, I will eat you in one bite!"
Looking at its disgusting skinny dog appearance, Ning Xuantian wiped his hands on the Sansheng Stone a few times, and his face looked disgusted with, and he ignored it.
Huang Mao was furious, suddenly stood up, opened his mouth and stared at Ning Xuantian, and said inwardly: "Boy, grandpa, I will taste the fresh taste today, hahaha......."
Before it could finish laughing, Sung-kyun had already kicked it in the ass and rushed upwards like a rocket.
Boom Boom Boom ,......。
Boom Boom Boom ,......。
At this time, Huang Mao found that eighteen and twenty-seven purple thunder arcs had fallen in mid-air again, and he didn't have time to think about what was going on, his front paws went up and shot down a few thunder arcs, and his mouth immediately swelled with the wind, and all the thunder arcs that fell were swallowed, and his mouth was just closed, and a dazzling bright light suddenly shot out of the smoke, and thirty-six thunders appeared instantly, "Ka Ka ......" exploded on its black big mouth, Huang Mao was like being exploded in a chrysanthemum, his eyes splashed with tears, and a big iron ball shot towards the palace of Hades.
There was a loud bang of "Peng", and the hall of Hades was trapped in a big pit. "Alas, I'm dying of my grandfather, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die, this time I'm losing my old capital. Huang Mao lay in the pit and screamed loudly regardless of his image, and his mouth was full of thick thunder and black smoke.
King Yama was stunned to look at the yellow hair that seemed to be the dead father, and almost dropped his jaw in shock, the divine beast, it turned out to be the Heaven Swallowing Divine Dog.
As soon as Huang Mao looked up, he found that King Yama was looking at it dumbfounded, that kind of look, as if looking at a stripped flower girl, it couldn't help but shiver, this big blackhead has a problem with sexual orientation, absolutely, and he wanted to run away when he turned around.
As soon as I turned around, I thought that I was a big person, and I was scared away by a nameless big black head (no, it's a small black head, the sky is small in front of me, he is a bird), it was really a big slap in the face.
It immediately turned around and changed its face and scolded: "Little blackhead, it's very cool to watch, isn't it! Your grandmother, is your grandma here to be a monkey for you? Your grandma is a little blackhead!"
"Huh" is a large mouthful of thunder and fire to entertain the king of Yama, and the king of Yama expected that the famous and dignified heaven-swallowing divine dog would turn his face against him, and he had no time to dodge it, and he instantly turned into a roast duck.
Huang Mao looked at the black, yellow, black and yellow roast duck appearance of the king of Yama, couldn't help but click and laugh, walked over and raised his front paws to pat it, when he thought of that question, he immediately retracted in disgust, and said with a shameful smile: "Alas, you are so weak, don't think about it if you are so weak, man, you are either strong or good! ”
Seeing that King Yama was still stunned, Huang Mao patted his buttocks, his mood was much lighter, and he jumped up and crossed over from the hole that had just been sunken.
King Yama was really stunned this time, and he just had a dream.
Unprovoked disasters fell from heaven, the main hall was blasted open a big hole, and the hall was trapped in a big pit;
I just took a second look, but I didn't expect to be burned into roast duck.
Also, Huang Mao said such unfathomable words, and he couldn't understand them.
Woohoo, that's the philosophy of the divine beast, a truth has just appeared in front of him, but it has not been practiced before it has flown away.
The king of Yama was filled with grief and indignation, and he couldn't help but burst into tears, oh my God!
Hehe, it is estimated that if Huang Mao heard the word "practice" still think of King Yama, he might turn around and slaughter his little cock.
All the ghosts walking on the Huangquan Road were terrified, and after the ghosts were punished in each hall, they were sent to the next hall in order, and finally transferred to the tenth hall and handed over to the Wheel King. It was already miserable, and it was originally necessary to walk through Huangquan Road, step on the Sansheng Stone, cross the Nai He Bridge, and drink Meng Po soup, and then you could come to the bitter and be reincarnated.
But this beggar has offended the great god in the sky, and he has been reincarnated in the world to beg, and now he is disrespectful, and he has been landed ninety-nine eighty-one extermination divine thunder, I am afraid that he will not even have the opportunity to be reincarnated! If he dies, forget it, but now that the city gate is on fire and the pond fish are affected, no one knows whether the next divine thunder will hit the crooked point, or the yellow-haired dog will not be able to swallow it, then it will be a tragedy.
The Yin soldiers and ghosts were also too busy to take care of themselves, fleeing in all directions, and the underworld was in shambles, with dust billowing and thunder and lightning, and those terrified grimaces flashing everywhere.