Chapter 567: Scheming Warrior Monk
may be because this white boiled meat is so delicious, so Liu Wenjun's condition is a little out of control.
Ge Dongxue looked at Liu Wenjun who was holding meat with chopsticks on the side, and fell into emotion for a while.
"Wenjun, if you continue to eat like this, you won't be able to hold back your weight sooner or later, and you will run up to 150 catties" Ge Dongxue put a chopstick and green vegetables into his mouth, and said to Liu Wenjun on the side.
As soon as Liu Wenjun heard Ge Dongxue's words, the movements of his hands slowed down slightly.
Then Liu Wenjun suddenly turned his head and stepped on the foot of the warrior monk.
The warrior monk was in pain, and then looked at Liu Wenjun with a shocked face: "You! What are you stepping on me for? Isn't it the meat I forced you to eat? ”
"Isn't it for you, a dead monk, who spent a year sending me more than 1,000 yuan of snacks every month, would I have such a big appetite?" Liu Wenjun said angrily
After Liu Wenjun finished speaking, everyone at the table was stunned for a moment.
Especially the look in Grandpa Bi's eyes when he looked at the warrior monk was wrong.
"Monk, are you a long-term or a calculating?" Grandpa Bi looked at the warrior monk and said with a wicked smile.
The warrior monk rolled his eyes, what could he say at this time? He can't say that he sent him snacks every month to take revenge on Liu Wenjun, right?
As a result, I thought that no one would want Liu Wenjun after he gained weight.
Who knew that Liu Wenjun came to the door and found him.
Sure enough, all causes will have results, and retribution will come sooner or later.
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little weird, Grandpa Sha came up to play a round and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, girls should be chubby, so that the body is better, and it's healthier to conceive a baby!" ”
After Grandpa Sha finished speaking, Liu Wenjun nodded firmly and said, "It's still Grandpa Sha who is right, girls should indeed eat more, they are too thin like the captain." ”
As soon as she heard this, Ge Dongxue immediately rolled her eyes, is she thin? Is she a standard figure?
At this time, the atmosphere on the table was slowly enlivened, watching everyone laugh at each other while eating, Grandpa Bi suddenly felt a strange warmth in his heart.
"I'm really happy to meet you here. It's a pity that you have a ban on alcohol in the army now, otherwise I would really like to open a bottle of good wine and drink a little with you. ”
After Grandpa Bi finished speaking, Shen Long waved his hand and said, "This prohibition is still very reasonable, it's really easy to make mistakes when drinking." But it's better to drink less. ”
After Shen Long finished speaking, Ge Dongxue nodded and said, "Yes, my former captain has not been married until now because of drinking, and he is almost forty years old." ”
After Ge Dongxue finished speaking, everyone was stunned.
Soon, Wang Aiguo looked at Ge Dongxue suspiciously and said, "What does drinking have to do with marrying or not?" ”
"My captain drinks too well, every time he goes on a blind date, he pulls others to drink, every time he vomits the blind date, he drinks more than 20 yellow in a row, and now no one dares to go on a blind date with her."
After Ge Dongxue finished speaking, everyone fell silent
This operation is a bit scary!
……
This meal can be said to be a pleasure for the guests and hosts, but to everyone's surprise, Liu Wenjun's appetite is now 2/3 less than Wang Aiguo's.
And the amount of food that the warrior monk eats now is 1/3 less than that of Wang Aiguo.
So the sum of these two 'servers' is exactly equal to the second Wang Aiguo.
And Wang Aiguo really didn't eat the boiled meat for this meal, he killed almost half of the meat by himself.
And Grandpa Bi also listened to Wang Aiguo's words, and went to the vegetable market to pick the most expensive seafood and bring it back.
The crab called the red high crab is now about 100 yuan a catty, and Wang Aiguo eats three or four catties alone.
Seeing that Wang Aiguo could eat so much, Grandpa Bi couldn't help but praise: "Fatty, let's be honest, if every guest I came here could eat like you, I would have made a fortune a long time ago!" ”
"Hehe, every soldier is as good as him, and the troops have already eaten yellow!" Shen Long on the side looked at Wang Aiguo's eating appearance and couldn't help but complain.
Wang Aiguo didn't care about Shen Long's sarcasm, anyway, this meal was Shen Long's treat, as long as you paid for anything.
Over there, Ge Dongxue looked at Liu Wenjun's appreciation, and couldn't help but say again: "What, Wenjun, if you have a big appetite, if you can't do it, let's use some external force and take some diet pills or something?" ”
As soon as Ge Dongxue finished speaking, the warrior monk coughed lightly and said, "I have already bought this diet pill for her, but she doesn't eat it!" ”
"Huh? Why don't you eat it? Are you afraid that it will be harmful to your body? Ge Dongxue asked suspiciously.
As soon as the warrior monk heard this, he immediately sneered.
"Farts are physically harmful, and she's different from everyone else. Others look at the effect of the pill, she looks at the size of the pill. The pill is big, she can't swallow, and the pill is small, she thinks she eats too much. And I couldn't find the right size she wanted. ”
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Ge Dongxue was immediately stunned, it was the first time she had heard such a miraculous explanation.
And as soon as he saw everyone's expressions, Liu Wenjun was also angry in an instant, and looking back, it was a black tiger that smashed down the chest of the warrior monk.
And then...... The warrior monk slid backwards with a stool more than two meters.
Seeing this scene, Wang Aiguo only had one sentence left, hehe, the heroine is very skilled.
……
The meal lasted for more than three hours, including eating and chatting.
Everyone started eating at 12 o'clock and finished eating at half past three.
After eating, Shen Long stood up and took out his wallet from his arms
"How much is Grandpa Bi's meal?"
"No need, no need, we're eating here too, it's rare for you to come over, I'm invited to this meal!" Grandpa Bi waved his hand and said with a proud face.
Shen Long stopped doing it when he heard this, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "How can this be done?" How can you invite this meal, I said that this meal is a meal that I invite everyone to make up for when I get married to Xiaoxue, so I must invite you. ”
"No, no, I'll come first today, and you'll ...... next time"
"No, no, just this time!"
"No need to ......"
"No......"
In this way, everyone watched Shen Long and Grandpa Bi shirk each other for more than ten minutes.
In the end, it may be that Grandpa Bi's mouth is dry, and he really can't shirk it, so he said to Shen Long: "Okay, okay, then I'll give you a discount, anyway, it's all raw materials, and there is not much money, so I'll charge a cost!" ”
"That's not good, you bought so many things for me, and you still need to ask for this hard work, so you can give it to me at the original price!" Shen Long said with a firm face.
Grandpa Bi originally wanted to say a few words at this time, but Grandpa Sha saw that it was too troublesome for the two of them to grind, so he stepped forward to stop Grandpa Bi.
"Okay, okay, Lao Bi, stop talking nonsense, let them settle the accounts as soon as possible and let them go back to the army. Well, the bill has been printed, a total of 2680. ”
Grandpa Sha said and put a red list in Shen Long's hand.