Chapter 548: Stupid Girl
"To tell you the truth, I am the eldest son of Cao Guogong, and someone kidnapped me this time, involving a shocking conspiracy," Li Jinglong muttered as he put on his shoes.
The family of three did not panic because of his astonishing words, but covered their mouths and chuckled at the same time.
Li Jinglong looked up suspiciously and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Don't believe me? ”
The old woman nodded and said with a smile: "Believe! Believe! The people on this Zhuangzi all said that they were relatives of Cao Guogong, and it was the first time they had heard that they were the sons of Cao Guogong. ”
Xiao Shui nodded frequently on the side, "Yes, yes, are you the son of the old Cao Guogong or the son of the little Cao Guogong, if it is the son of the little Cao Guogong, then I am still yours...... Well, Uncle Cousin. ”
The shoes he had just put on were taken off again, and Li Jinglong said viciously: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, it seems that I won't beat your ass and balls." ”
Cuihua, who had barely spoken, stretched out her arm in front of her younger brother, "My brother is telling the truth, why are you beating him, old Cao Guogong lived in our Zhuangzi when he didn't flee before!" ”
"What? My grandfather used to live in this village? ”
There is a courtyard in the middle of the village, a very ordinary courtyard, but there is a sharp contrast with the thatched houses around, although the courtyard wall is adobe, but the house is green brick, although it is a little dilapidated and can be cleaned up, there are even few weeds on the ground, obviously it is often taken care of, as for the inside of the house, it is empty.
Li Jinglong walked around the house and yard with his back on his back, "Is this really my home?" I always heard my grandfather tell me to be diligent and thrifty, and I thought that he had a very hard life in the past, and now it seems that he is not very poor. ”
Compared with the poor and white Zhu family, Li Zhen's family background is good, and it is precisely because of Li Zhen's help from time to time that the life of the old Zhu family can continue, so Lao Zhu Dengji treats Li Zhen very kindly.
"That's nature, the old man is kind and charitable, and the villagers are all helped by him, and the natural blessings are long. It's a pity that the plague in the village later, the old man fled with his son and never came back. The villagers often come to clean up when they have time, hoping that one day he will return to his hometown. ”
Li Jinglong said in his heart: "Grandpa is afraid that he will not come back, and now his old man can't do without the flush toilet." ”
As soon as I entered the broken house, there was nothing to look at, and after a turn, I came out, and a middle-aged man with a hoe walked by in front of the door, and when he saw them coming out of the yard, he asked: "Sister-in-law Zhao, could it be that someone has come here to climb relatives again?" ”
The little bolt clasped his nose and said, "Yes, this person said that he is the grandson of the old man." ”
The middle-aged man said happily: "The grandson of the old man? Yo, this time it's really fresh, if it's true, then you have to call me Seventh Uncle and Grandpa, hehe......" The man smiled and walked away without taking Li Jinglong seriously, just like his "Seventh Uncle and Grandpa" is fake.
Li Jinglong didn't have the heart to meet a fake relative in Zhuangzi who couldn't beat the eight poles, so he took two flour cakes at Mrs. Zhao's house and went out.
Of course, he went to the Xuyi County Ya, let the Ya soldiers there take him to respond to the sky, and then went straight to the court to uncover the shocking conspiracy, Li Jinglong began to fantasize about how he pretended to be forced to slap his face, and he didn't believe that those kidnappers dared to rob him in broad daylight.
What people didn't expect was that those kidnappers really dared, when he was drinking tea in the tea shed next to the official road, I don't know where seven or eight masked men came out of nowhere, surrounded him, he was really lawless, is it so unpeaceful outside Yingtian?
The passers-by who drank tea and the stall owner ran away without a trace, Li Jinglong reluctantly put down the tea bowl and raised his two arms in front of him, "Come on, move lightly!" ”
A big hand grabbed his wrist, holding a strip of cloth to tie it, Li Jinglong, who was almost accustomed to it, suddenly burst out after seeing the other party's hand, and grabbed the other party's face towel violently, although he only grabbed half of it, Li Jinglong still recognized the other party's identity at a glance.
Even though his face was pressed on the table, Li Jinglong was still furious, gritted his teeth and roared, "Lao Kong, it's you, I can recognize your severed finger at a glance, you really know people and faces, you actually betrayed my father and colluded with Guo Ying." ”
The big man who took the lead suddenly took off his face towel and said with a wry smile: "Little grandfather, where did you start with this, the little one is loyal to the Li family, don't be wronged." ”
Lao Kong waved his hand to let Li Jinglong go, sat on the stool and drank tea, and the others also took off their face towels, without exception, they were all Li Wenzhong's personal soldiers, one by one with smiling faces, "Little grandfather and little people are all obedient to orders, if you want to complain, you can complain that Lao Kong is the leader of him." Then they each found a table to pour water and tea, and took out the stall owner's snacks to share the food.
It seemed that it was not the same as what he thought, Li Jinglong was a little confused, "You didn't betray my father and collude with Guo Ying and Concubine Ning to frame Niangniang?" ”
Lao Kong put down the tea bowl and frowned and asked, "Why don't I understand what the little grandfather said?" Why did it get to Concubine Ning and Niangniang again? ”
Li Jinglong continued to ask: "You really didn't betray my father?" ”
"Fucking squat, hold your head!" Li Jinglong's fists and feet beckoned to the backs of these veterans with full of anger, and the veterans didn't know whether it was a real pain or a fake pain, and they grinned and chirped.
"Childe, if you have enough fire, go back to the village and live well."
"Why did you tell me to stay here, I want to respond to God!"
"It seems that I can only take the killer weapon, but I didn't expect to use it so early." Lao Kong took out a letter from his arms and handed it to Li Jinglong.
Looking at his Lao Tzu's handwriting on the cover, Li Jinglong opened it with expectation, only glanced at it and sat back on the stool in disappointment, and there was only one sentence on the letter, "Give Lao Tzu an honest life in his hometown, dare to run and break your legs!" ”
"I'm going to respond to God!" Li Jinglong swooped out of the tea shed.
"Catch him!" Lao Kong was not polite at all, and chased after his subordinates, no surprise Li Jinglong was tied up on the horse again, he really didn't understand why!
"If only you could understand my hard work!" Ma Du said to Hua Wei with a relieved face, I haven't seen him for nearly three years, this kid has matured a lot, his face is a little less immature and a little more angular, and he still has a faint beard on his lips, and he is not yet twenty years old and doesn't know what he is anxious about.
The most important thing is that the sharp energy that the whole body used to have is already restrained, there is a little less anger in his eyes and a little more calm, and the whole person looks peaceful.
"I haven't seen Wei'er for three years, the old body always feels like he has changed people, he speaks and does things a lot more carefully than before, thanks to Hou Ye's earnest teachings and gave him the opportunity to practice, seeing that he is about to become an adult, the old body thanked Hou Ye again." A woman sitting next to Hua Wei stood up and saluted Madu.
This woman is the loyal servant Sun who rescued Hua Wei from the Taiping Mansion after several tosses and turns, and only after several tosses and turns did he hand over Hua Wei to Lao Zhu, and he has been taking care of Hua Wei to grow up, and Hua Wei will also serve him like a biological mother.
For such a person, Ma Du naturally respects it from the bottom of his heart, "Mother Sun, you are too polite, Hua Wei, I really put a lot of thought into it, but it's not cheap for outsiders, is it?" ”
The second grandfather poked Ma Du with his elbow, "Let's talk about business, don't talk nonsense." In-laws, this child just doesn't have a proper shape, don't be surprised. ”
"In the future, they will all be a family, why do you want to be strange, the old lady said this, but it seems to be angry."
Zhao Desheng on the side shook his head and sighed, "Look at your parents, you have become a family, it seems that my matchmaker is completely an ornament like last time." ”
Zhao Desheng, the Hou Ye with an empty title, in addition to teaching students in the academy, also works part-time as a matchmaker for students, although most of them are going through the motions, but he already has the title of Yue Lao in the Xungui circle.
There are fucked students who built a very small Yuelao temple next to the academy, and that Yuelao is not a smiling appearance with a white beard, but a dark and fierce face, isn't that the appearance of Lao Zhao, who is known as the Black Tai Sui?
It is said that the incense is quite vigorous, and the nearby villagers often come here to burn incense, and when they inquired, they learned that these illiterate villagers regard this place as a Zhong Kui temple that specializes in catching ghosts.
The boudoir of the water chestnut in the backyard is very lively, and the women of all sizes in the family are circling around the water chestnut in front of the dresser, because the grandchildren's mother will come to talk to the water chestnut later, and it is necessary to dress up beautifully to leave a good impression.
So one by one, they tried their best to help the water chestnut dress up, Song Shuang took out the jewelry at the bottom of the box, and inserted the water chestnut's little head full of it, and the sun shone brightly.
Urina took the eyebrow pencil to draw her eyebrows, she was rare and serious, and her eyebrows were also very stylish, Ma Du must have felt familiar when she saw it, and it seemed that she had used it before.
The big fish slapped the powder cake in his hand on the water chestnut's face as if he didn't want money, and the powder slag brushed down, and the mouth kept complaining, "I told you a long time ago, don't eat too much soy sauce, it will turn black." I don't know where she learned this crookedly.
Even Xiao Bilin was not reconciled, and held up the red and glamorous lip paper in her hand and handed it to the water chestnut's mouth, "Auntie, auntie, take another bite!" Ignoring the water chestnut, her lips were so red that they were about to drip blood.
Xu Xiaopei finally couldn't stand it anymore, "Stop!" Stop! Look in the mirror and see what the hell a beautiful girl has dressed up for you. The first time I saw my mother-in-law's family, I didn't have to dress up like this, the water chestnut was a beautiful embryo, and it was better to dress up plainly. You've all become relatives, and you don't even understand a little bit of the rules. ”
Song Shuang glanced in the mirror, "It seems to have gone too far, but I haven't seen my mother-in-law's family before I got married." ”
Urina said with a blank face: "Have I ever been married?" ”
Da Yu'er said: "I often went to my mother-in-law's house before I got married, and I don't remember what it was like when we first met." ”
These three people obviously belong to special circumstances, and it is useless to ask, and the water chestnut looked in the mirror, and then chuckled, "It's really ugly, let's listen to Sister Xu's washing." Little fish, let Guo'er bring me a basin of water, little fish? What about people? ”
Zhao Yuelao's temple is really small, less than one person high, not so much a temple as a larger shrine. But the statue is lifelike, I don't know who is really similar to Lao Zhao, the ceramic incense burner in front of the statue is full of smoke, and a girl in a Luo skirt and a pink shirt is kneeling on the ground that has just grown grass and praying sincerely.
She folded her hands and eyes slightly closed, her long eyelashes fluttered, the breeze blew across her face, and her fine and neat bangs were blown messy, "Grandpa Yue hopes that you will bless water chestnut and Hua Wei to be united forever for a hundred years, and the letter girl will offer incense at four o'clock and eight festivals, and there will be no shortage." ”
As he spoke, he bowed down and kowtowed, his little head banging on the ground, obviously very sincere. I don't know if it moved the gods, but I heard a voice say: "Blessing is love, you are really much greater than I imagined." ”
Xiao Yu'er didn't cheer because of the sudden appearance of Yue Lao, but was so frightened that she looked around at no one at all, and said with trembling lips in disbelief: "Is Old Man Yue really your manifestation?" ”
"What a spirit does a false immortal reveal! You might as well go directly to Zhao Houye to kowtow. It's me, I'm in the back of the little temple. A hand stretched out from the back of the small temple and swayed constantly, and it was certain that it was a human hand.
Xiao Yu'er staggered up, holding a basket in his hand in front of him, and walked over cautiously, but when he saw the other party's appearance, he was furious, and scolded vigorously, "It's shameless to hide here and eavesdrop on me!" ”
Ping'an raised his arm to block his handsome face, and the bamboo basket in Ren Xiaoyuer's hand rattled on his arm. The girl's family didn't have much strength, and after hitting the basket in her hand more than a dozen times, she flew out, and Xiao Yu'er sat on the ground and panted: "You don't go to class to eavesdrop on my speech here, see if I don't sue my brother." ”
Ping An sat with his back to the small temple, crossed Erlang's legs, and pretended to be chic with a piece of grass in his mouth, "Who overheard you, I slept here when you didn't come, and besides, I didn't go to class during the mid-year vacation today, so I wasn't afraid of your complaint." ”
"Oh, that's because I misunderstood you." Xiao Yu'er is a straightforward girl, and her temper comes and goes quickly, but Ping'an's next actions hooked his anger again.
Ping An lazily got up from the ground, touched his stomach and went to pick up the snacks in front of the small temple, Xiao Yu'er immediately rushed to push Ping An away, "I knew you didn't have a good heart!" ”
Ping An asked with a bitter face: "Why don't I feel good, I'm just hungry and want to eat something." ”
"Don't make excuses, if you eat it and give it to Grandpa Yue, the good deeds of water chestnut and Hua Wei will be yellow."
"Oh, what do you tell me to say about you, it's really Miss's body and maid's life, she has done so many things for others, but people don't know, you don't even have a person to receive your affection, and you don't know what you want. Now it's okay, the two of them are married, and in the future, they will be on the ground and even the branches in the sky and the winged birds, and now you should die. ”
Xiao Yu'er crossed her waist and snorted heavily, crossed her waist and said, "I sincerely bless them, and no one needs to appreciate it." ”
"Since I sincerely bless, it's a dead heart, I've been carrying this letter for a long time, just to give it to you......" Ping'an took out a crumpled letter from his arms, obviously in his arms for a long time, but before he could hand it over, Xiao Yu'er snatched it, "I know that you haven't died yet, I heard that you have made a lot of progress in the academy, and I thought you were going to be a good person, I am really disappointed in you!" ”
With a snort, the letter was torn in half in Xiao Yu'er's hand and thrown on the ground, and he stepped on his feet angrily, snorted coldly and turned away, not even wanting the basket.
Ping An shook his head and sighed, picked up the letter on the ground, shook his head and sighed: "What a stupid girl!" ”