The old general sitting in the aisle replied softly: "I'm just an ordinary veteran, and you don't know what I said." Originally, I came with the condolence group, but then some things were delayed elsewhere. I heard that there was a good show here tonight, so I hurried over after dinner, but fortunately I was in time. ”

Zhang Wenwen said: "Then you have eyes." Do you know, the beauties of our art troupe are not ranked, and the level here is very high, very level! Did you see the truth? ”

The old general nodded: "Yes!" It's kind of interesting. ”

Ba was taken aback and his eyes widened: "Is there so much meaning?" You're so demanding! ”

Hearing this, the old general said "hehe" again: "People must always have pursuits and requirements!" It turns out that the one on the stage is moving forward, it looks very energetic, not bad! Little brother, let me ask carefully, how long has this party been going on? ”

At this time, the brothers next to him were very dissatisfied: "Did you take the medicine over there?" Neuropathy! Stop babbling, okay? Influence everyone to watch the show! Damn pickets don't care! Where are you, don't take it and lock it up! ”

Even the old general was shocked and quickly shut up, but after a while, the old general couldn't help it and asked very quietly: "Let me ask again, is there a Peking Opera show that sings 'The Red-faced Guan Gong Fights Changsha'?" It is an ancient opera with a flag on his back and a knife in his hand. What's the name of the play? I forgot it for a while, but I've never forgotten it in my life, so I pointed to this job. ”

As he spoke, he whispered a few words to himself, trying to remember.

Ba Bang smiled and said: "Roar Roar, it turns out that your old man likes to listen to this tune, so he rushed here at night." Then I'll tell you, this show hasn't happened yet, and you're blessed. Oh no, aren't you a little deaf in your ears? How can you hear it then? ”

The old general said: "I haven't been deaf to that extent!" I can hear you speak so softly, and the sound of Peking Opera is penetrating, so it's not a problem. ”

Ba Bang stretched out his thumb: "Gao Jian! High, really high! ”

The old general was in the stands and said: "Hehe, you are still on the stage when you move forward, and you are reserved for the female soldiers to play games, it seems that you young people are really playful!" When I was younger, I played this game with female soldiers on stage. Did you see that? The female soldier on his left hand had a mole on her chin, which was a fly in the ointment! This one is not good-looking, minus 20 points. ”

Zhang Wenwen smiled badly and nodded like a chicken eating rice.

The old general's words, he kicked Zhang Shu, told him to laugh a little, and then asked the old general: "Your old man looks at the female soldier's eyes so bright, is the mole on the chin on the left or the right?" ”

He is testing the old general's eyesight. The old general immediately said: "Don't coax me! Where is the mole on the chin forward? It was true that half of the belt around his waist was torn. ”

As soon as he heard him say this, he was almost shocked when he heard this, opened his mouth wide, and closed it half a loud time before he said: "I can't see the faces and eyebrows of the characters on the stage very clearly, your old man's eyes are really powerful." ”

Zhang Wenwen, who was sitting upside down, suddenly realized at this time, so he stretched his neck over and asked, "Ah, I'm sorry!" Let me ask carefully, is your old man the legendary god of guns? The senior who can hit the 400-meter eyebrow target with mechanical aiming? ”

The brothers next to him shouted again: "Where are the pickets?" There are always people talking over there, how do you still make everyone watch the show? Is there no one to take care of this? ”

The old general lowered his voice again, sighed with emotion, and said: "Hehe, young man, I am almost seventy years old this year, I am old, I can't do it anymore!" It can still hit on 300 meters, and it loses more than half of its target on 400 meters. ”

His unintentional identity was exposed, and he was so shocked that he really fell to the side. This person who has been talking to himself for a long time turned out to be a legendary old hero who is famous in the army, and he scolded him for being deaf just now, isn't this miserable?

"Young man, get up! Take your time, bearish where? But the old general didn't care, and hurriedly leaned over to help him up.

"Chief, chief, chief!" After he stood up straight, his tongue was bent and he couldn't straighten it.

"What's going on in the back? Pay attention to the discipline of the venue! I've been babbling and noodle, and I can't watch a scene quietly, really! - Star Officer, go over and see who is making trouble, and give him a punishment! "There are leaders in front of them who are angry.

Finally someone was in charge of this, and just now the brothers shouted, "Lock them up!" Shut up to the beard white! ”

The star officer was ordered to stride over, without asking a word, immediately put his feet together, stood up straight with a "snap", and raised his hands to salute!

"Don't make a noise, don't make a noise, let everyone watch the show!" The old general returned the salute and asked the star officer. But where did the star officer dare not go back and report? Then he turned and ran forward.

In the blink of an eye, the leaders in the front row left their seats one after another, busy coming here.

The old generals are in high positions and powers, and they are still effective in speaking in the organs of the big military regions, they are all juniors, they are all subordinates, who dares to slack off in the slightest?

The biggest official he has ever seen in his life is the division commander, and at this time, he seems to have been missing for several days as if he has been missing for a few days and finally sees his mother, running with a smile on his face, you can know the weight of this old guy with a green scalp around him.

The stage was a little chaotic for a while, all eyes were focused here, and the stupid people on the stage stood stupidly, not knowing whether to continue the performance.

"Old chief, why did you move a stool and sit in the aisle without saying a word! Please, please, get to the front! After the division commander saluted, he held the old general's hand tightly.

The old general said, "I'll just sit here and watch!" I have good eyesight and can see completely. Hurry up and get out of here, where you sat just now! Don't bother everyone. ”

The commissar said: "Old chief! Knowing that you are here to sit here, who of us would dare to sit there! Don't shirk it, please! You see the warriors are all standing and watching, give us some face. ”

The old general said: "That's good, that's good, let's go to the front, and don't delay everyone to watch the show." This little comrade, your eyesight is not good, let's go to the front and sit together! ”

The old general took the hot hand. He said to Zhang Wenwen again: "And this little comrade, let's go together!" Let's go to the front and sit down! ”

Zhang Wenwen pointed to his nose and asked, "Chief, I'll go too?" I can see it, I'm not going, you just shout and burn! It's hot, you stand firm, the playground is flat, don't roll down. ”

The bar was hot-headed, and he turned around twice in place in a daze, and he couldn't find the north. "Over there! Go forward. The old general said. Although I didn't get the guidance of a great leader, it was not bad, and I followed it with a heavy head.

The interrupted party continued, and everyone sat down and continued to look down. Ba Bang sat in the front row, and the lights on the stage were bright, and this time he could see it clearly. There is a woman who really has a mole on her chin, and her figure and appearance are good, but the mole is too eye-catching, and it tastes a little noisy.

"If she marries me, I'll have to think about that mole first." Ba Bang hot thought for no reason.