When people have nothing to do, they are prone to cause trouble, which is a human characteristic.

Gao Fangping had nothing to do now, so he hurried back to the city and began to collect war equipment.

Equipment is extremely important in a war. So Ju Jing followed Gao Fangping and bought some secret weapons one after another, all of which were very expensive luxury goods.

Gao Fangping was also drunk, and he was able to buy bananas in Shangjing at this time, but he didn't know how they were kept. Of course, the price is also frighteningly expensive.

Including pepper and other high-end products imported from Persia, these things were the preserve of the powerful in this era, and ordinary people could not enjoy them.

Then he began to collect pre-war intelligence in the market.

Just like when Huahua Tai Sui went to the street in Tokyo, there would definitely be news, if he heard that there was a mess somewhere, and there was a riot in Xiao Fan or something, it must be that the two gentlemen came out to make trouble.

After collecting the news, Gao Fangping went to a certain well to ambush, and really met the two maidens.

This time they didn't bring an entourage, and they didn't know what they wanted to do, but it seemed that they were also waiting to ambush someone.

As a god of war, Gao Fangping was a little messy, wondering if they were deliberately creating a situation in the market and waiting to ambush me, right?

Thinking about it for a moment, Gao Fangping instructed Ju Jing to observe the environment.

After observing it, Ju Jing leaned in and whispered: "Strange, there is no ambush around, there are no warriors of theirs, I don't know what to do?" ”

"That means we think too much, these are two brain-dead and not masters of the art of war. You take me to sneak up on them, so they don't find out, and hear what they have to say? Gao Fangping commanded.

So, they lurked closer, and when they heard it, they were telling each other, "I don't know if this plan can lure the homeless man out."

These two brain-dead have been looking for Gao Fangping for a long time, and this is their method. Their theory is: Gao Fangping is the elder of the Beggar Gang, and that Xiao Chennu is a disciple of the Beggar Gang, and the disciples are so enthusiastic that they are always ambushing them, it must have been instructed by the elder Gao Fangping behind the scenes.

So as long as you don't bring the accompanying samurai, you will definitely be able to lure out that undisciplined homeless man.

Listening to it, Gao Fangping was a little dizzy, this is the logic of the two of them. And it seems that their logic also seems to make sense, huh?

"Sister Xiao, if that dead homeless man appears, you go up to attract his firepower, and I will wait for an opportunity to deal with him." Yelu Qingyuan said very much, and took out a slingshot and held it in his hand.

Xiao Lina hesitated and said, "Are you the eldest sister, or do you go up and resist him, and I will deal with him?" ”

"Well, you're so cowardly, you don't dare." Yelu Qingyuan was very depressed, but he also handed the slingshot to Xiao Lina.

That Xiao Lina's gesture with the slingshot was not right, Gao Fangping knew that once that gesture was launched, she would definitely swell her own hand first.

And they didn't know that the enemy was already waiting behind them at close range.

Gao Fangping listened to their mentally retarded quotations, took out his combat equipment, and quietly put some vegetable oil on the ground next to them.

"Huh, I feel like there's something going on?" Yelu Qingyuan continued to look at the street in front of him and muttered to himself.

"It seems that yes, there seems to be some oil next to us that seems to be very weird, oil is very expensive, I don't know if anyone can splash oil on the ground at will except for Lao Tzu?" Xiao Lina looked down at the ground and felt very strange, and the slingshot was removed.

Yelu Qingyuan slapped her ass and said, "Quickly take the slingshot, will you use it, if not, you will say it earlier." ”

"I will." Xiao Lina didn't care about the oil on the ground, and she didn't care about Gao Fangping, who was already standing behind her, and felt that she had taken the slingshot.

Yelu Qingyuan didn't care about Gao Fangping, and pointed at Xiao Lina's nose and said: "Take it wrong, you obviously don't know how to use it, people hold a fork in their left hand and a bullet in their right hand." ”

"I like to use my right hand." Xiao Lina's old face was slightly red.

Gao Fangping and Ju Jing had already blatantly put on their masks next to them, and the two of them were still arguing about whether to use their left hand or their right hand.

It is said that Gao Fangping deliberately stood up and waited for them to be "startled", but it was a waste of such a long expression, and the two of them were indifferent.

So Gao Fangping really didn't have the patience to pretend to be forced, slapped each of them on the back of the head from behind, and shouted: "It's all like this, you still look at the front, when I don't exist!" ”

The shape of the two little gentlemen jumping when they touched it, after the back of the head was beaten, they covered their heads and scolded without looking back: "The eyes of the thousand knives are blind, and I don't look at who is ambushing here, you are afraid that you are tired of daring to come to the good things of the old men!" ”

Especially Xiao Lina, in order to show her momentum, she threw away the slingshot, and scolded her waist like a boss: "Do you know who your aunt and grandmother are!" ”

Yelu Qingyuan saw that she put down the slingshot and pretended to be forced, instead of giving the other party a slingshot, and was almost angry to death.

"Hey, why are these two guys wearing masks?" Xiao Lina said curiously.

Yelu Qingyuan shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

Gao Fangping was really speechless to them, and said dejectedly: "You are really two brain-dead!" ”

The two girls couldn't help but be furious, "Dare to say that we are brain-dead, wow......"

They couldn't finish talking, and Gao Fangping, who was already impatient, sprinkled a bag of luxury pepper on their faces, so the two women began to scratch blind, choking on a handful of tears and noses, and couldn't open their eyes.

In this era, it was not popular to pour sulfuric acid, so Yu Gao Fangping scared them with spirits and sprinkled some wine on their faces.

"Ahem, what the hell is this, why does it hurt us so much!" The two little beauties who couldn't see with their eyes were frightened.

A few more punches on the skull of the head were in the clouds, and then I saw the two brothers and sisters hugging each other in a panic, stepping on the oil, they slid a few times as quickly as if they were walking in space, and then they hit the street together.

Fortunately, they didn't fall into the well, otherwise Jujing would have to go down to save them.

The two ladies who hugged each other finally cried in fright, and their eyes could not see, which made them desperate. But he was frightened for a moment and nothing happened. Seemingly...... No danger again?

Feeling that the danger had passed, they were not afraid, and their lungs were almost blown up, and in a short period of time, their two invincible lineups had already been defeated for the second time.

Washed away by a large number of tears, they were finally able to open their eyes.

When they saw each other's dirty and sticky faces, their first reaction was to point at each other's ugly faces and laugh so badly that they couldn't do it.

"Haha, you actually look like this, the smiling young lady hurts my milk and my whole body hurts." Xiao Lina squatted on the ground holding her stomach and laughed.

Yelu Qingyuan said: "Sister Xiao, are you a traitor, you actually laughed at me when you saw me being abused like this, instead of helping me chop him?" ”

"He's a bit good-looking, so I forgot for a moment that I wanted to avenge you. However, I always care about you, Sister Jerry. Xiao Lina said embarrassedly.

"Why didn't I find him good-looking, didn't he wear a mask?" Yelu Qingyuan Road.

Xiao Lina's old driver said: "That can only cover up partially." However, just looking at his flowing figure, as well as his eyes and forehead, with my ability to view people, I know that he is the kind of peerless beauty embryo. ”

Yelu Qingyuan felt that she had really rebelled, how could she praise the enemy so much.

However, after Xiao Lina said it, Yelu Qingyuan really remembered that although his kid was wearing a mask, in terms of figure, he was indeed the homeless man who beat Lao Tzu last time! If it is fake, his thin and stylish body and extremely obscene scum style are not common in Shangjing.

"Okay, it turns out that it's really him, I'm going to find someone to round him up and hack him to death!" Yelu Qingyuan suddenly shouted.

Xiao Lina, like her grandfather, is a kind and muddy existence, and said: "It's a pity to be hacked to death, and it's not a deep hatred, it's so difficult to meet such a beautiful man with an elegant personality, a ruthless heart and a fun heart." ”

Yelu Qingyuan narrowed his eyes and said, "But Miss, I just want to kill him." ”

Xiao Lina said embarrassedly: "Let's not be so hateful, Lao Tzu has been killing all sides in Beijing for so many years, if you want to cut people for a trivial matter, maybe we have been hacked to death eight hundred times." Isn't that the truth? ”

Yelu Qingyuan scratched his head and thought for a long time, but he thought that Xiao Liana, the little traitor, was right?

However, Yelu Qingyuan pointed to his embarrassment and said, "But Miss, I was made into this ghost, can I forget it?" ”

Xiao Lina's little beauty looked old-fashioned, shook her head and said: "It is not appropriate to use force to solve this kind of thing." Femdom is king, such a beautiful man with a personality and a black belly, if we subdue him and let him be our follower, it will be fun to death. ”

"Sister, look at it, your sister Xiao looks like her head has been kicked by a cow." Yelu Qingyuan said, "The kind of person who specializes in bullying young girls, can also be favored by you?" ”

"But he's really fun, haven't you been tired of playing for so many years, it's rare to meet a beautiful black man with a black belly who is not afraid of us and is more measured, I think it's fun to be tight." Xiao Lina said.

Yelu Qingyuan bit his finger and thought for a while: "This is also true, when he dared to attack after the fight, he didn't pit Lao Tzu to death." Like the number one person. It's just that how can you be sure that he is a rare beauty embryo? ”

"I'm just sure." Xiao Lina said.

"Let's talk about it first, if it's a beautiful embryo, I'll accept it and be my male pet, if not, I'll be yours." Yelu Qingyuan said.

"One world, two sisters, sharing is king. Count the two of us. ”

Xiao Lina actually wanted to swallow it alone, but she was a novice in this area, and she was afraid that after robbing people of the house, she would make jokes that she didn't know how to operate, so she planned to take Yelu Qingyuan with her and let her lead the way.

Yelu Qingyuan has the same mind as her, as an eldest sister, she is embarrassed to admit that she is a virgin. So she planned to let Xiao Lina lead the way, so that it would be convenient to drive.

The two little gentlemen were thinking about it with dirty thoughts, and in view of the mess they were made of, they couldn't see any extravagance, so a team of officers and soldiers on patrol came.

The nosy female officer, Breguet, came over and slapped each of them on the back of the head and scolded, "What kind of person, what are you doing in this corner? Believe it or not, send you to concentration camps? ”

"Damn, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, the old men are already big enough, even you a little officer dare to bully us."

Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina just couldn't beat Gao Fangping, so Persimmon found a soft pinch, picked up the slingshot and called "My dad is XX", and began to chase the Liao army led by Mao Mei.

Breguet felt that these two gentlemen were really not ordinary mentally retarded, and the granddaughter of old Xiao Xiangye was especially stupid, on the surface she was beating people with a slingshot, but in fact, she was swollen with her own hand. Breguet and the others just pretended to be beaten badly, so that the two little gentlemen found satisfaction, and when they were about the same, they stopped pursuing, and the market returned to calm.

Breguet felt that these gentlemen were hopeless. Don't think about it, the two of them are so embarrassed this time, they must have been abused by Gao Fangping again, I don't know who that guy is, he seems to be specifically against the big guys......

"There is news in this palace, and in the past two days, the lady has mobilized hundreds of people to look for you all over the world. He said he was going to crush you to ashes. Yelu Nanxian was very worried about Gao Fangping's ability to break into trouble, and asked, "What are you doing during your private visit?" Why do you want to mess with the two nieces in this palace, do you think the world is not chaotic enough? ”

"Speaking of those two brain-dead, I just don't understand my thoughts if I don't clean them up, I just beat them twice when I was passing by." Gao Fangping Road.

Yelu Nanxian smiled bitterly: "Fighting once is a disaster, and you hit twice." It seems that you really don't think the world is chaotic enough. ”

"I'm saving the planet, and I mean it a lot." Gao Fangping Road.

Yelu Nanxian turned to say: "What this palace is worried about is that you asked Xixia to raid Lao Xiao's mansion, but you can't move too much, and there can't be casualties. How can the Xiao Mansion be heavily guarded now? ”

"It's going to take an opportunity, and I'm actually creating it." Gao Fangping muttered......

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