Mr. Song had a very iron head, so he directly asked, "Grandstanding, can this be regarded as an ellipse?" It's just a lame trick. ”

Yo? Is this a squirt?

Du Shen sneered, a younger brother is a younger brother, except for the mouth hi or the mouth hi, if you were born in modern times, you must be a qualified keyboard warrior.

"Who stipulates that this is not considered painting, have you ever heard the allusion of painting the godson, in the past, Ouyang Gong used bamboo and sand to write and paint, how come I don't count it? Where are you to Ouyang Gong? ”

The people present except for the stupid Han Han apprentices are all scholars, of course they know the allusions of painting Di Godson, if Du Shen is not a painting, then it is really insulting to Ouyang Gong in person.

Mr. Song was choked by Du Shen's words, stretched his neck red, and then said, "How can it be confused." ”

Du Shen rolled his eyes, "Why not?" If you don't think so, can you draw me an ellipse with a brush? ”

God is pitiful, although Mr. Song also dabbles in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting a little on weekdays, but it is only a little, you let him draw an elliptical with a brush, it is really difficult for him.

However, although Mr. Song can't do it, there is a hanger here......

Handing Wu Wei a plea for help, Mr. Song raised his knees, "Please brother." ”

Wu Wei nodded lightly, glanced at Du Shen with a slight discoloration, and then took out a brush from his sleeve.

He actually carried this thing with him?

Du Shen and Silly Hanhan apprentice Zhang Hao looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths twitched for a moment.

"It's ugly!" After speaking, Wu Wei, like Du Shen, used the ground as paper, and actually drew an ellipse on the ground.

It's just that the lines of this elliptical are not as neat as those drawn by Du Shen, and the edges can obviously be seen to be of different thicknesses, and they are not so rounded.

However, even if this is the case, it is very powerful, drawing a circle with a brush is equivalent to cutting vegetables with a knife, which is not an order of magnitude.

After Wu Wei finished painting, Mr. Song pointed to the ellipse on the ground and said sneeringly: "See, this is painting." ”

Wu Wei opened his mouth, in fact, he wanted to say that he just drew an ellipse, what kind of painting is this, but after thinking about it, there was no regulation on what to paint, so he didn't say anything.

Zhang Hao also looked at it, and after comparing the ellipses drawn by his master, he said hehe: "Sir, he doesn't draw as round as you." ”

Du Shen ignored the stupid apprentice, looked directly at Wu Wei, and did not speak, but squatted down again, moved the position between the two branches, and then drew an ellipse.

Two ellipses of the same size, but in different positions, intersect exactly together in the form of an alternative cross.

"It's ugly."

Du Shen smiled and arched his hand, but there was no hint of ugliness in his tone, but full of provocation.

Come on, come on, you draw me the same one again, don't say ten images, as long as there are seven images, I will lose.

At this moment, Wu Wei was completely stunned, he looked at Du Shen, and then at the precise and neat cross ellipse, smiled dumbly for a long time, shook his head and said, "I have been taught." ”

This is out of sincerity, Wu Wei is a painter after all, and he is a painter who specializes in one thing, otherwise he would not have been awarded the title of painting by Emperor Hongzhi in the future, but the real champion.

And this kind of person may usually have some bad things, but as long as he touches on the one that the other party is good at, there is definitely one to say and two to say.

Wu Wei really didn't expect that the ellipse could be drawn like this, although it was ingenious, but if it couldn't be done, it couldn't be done.

Thinking of this, Wu Wei bowed his hand to Du Shen, and then waved his sleeves and left.

Seeing this, Mr. Song hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Wu Wei didn't look back and said: "Naturally, I went back to Beijing, but Brother Song was disappointed." ”

Mr. Song didn't think that Wu Wei would fail in this method, he was extremely angry, and pointed at Du Shen and scolded: "You insult Sven! ”

Du Shen shrugged his shoulders, his younger brother is his younger brother, he can't scold anyone, just this sentence back and forth.

Then he held out one of his middle fingers and said, "That means grass." ”

Mr. Song didn't know why, and his face turned red.

Du Shen smiled and aimed his middle finger at Mr. Song, "Ru Niang." ”

Mr. Song's eyes were bloodshot, and the other scholars who came with him couldn't stand it anymore, and they all glared angrily.

"Du Shen, you deceive people too much, and today you will be taught to break your head and bleed."

But he had the idea of doing it.

Du Shen smiled again, he turned to the stupid apprentice and said, "Apprentice, wipe your face clean and let them see who you are." ”

Zhang Hao wiped his face with a smile, his big white teeth were very dazzling in the sun, and he said with a cruel smile: "I heard that you want to beat my master?" ”

Mr. Song's eyes widened, and he didn't mention it in one breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Little grandfather, why are you here?" ”

Zhang Hao took a sip of phlegm and said disdainfully: "My son has always been here, what's the matter?" Isn't it possible? ”

Du Shen secretly gave a thumbs up to his stupid apprentice.

The so-called one day as a teacher and a lifelong father, and the so-called raising a child for a thousand days will eventually be useful, this apprentice Zhang Maogong did not raise himself in vain.

The only son of the British duke was present, and even if Mr. Song had a big anger, he didn't dare to attack, so he could only glare at Du Shen fiercely, and then turn around and leave, not even daring to put down the cruel words.

Du Shen smiled, "A group of rotten Confucians, except for insulting Sven all day long, have no achievements, don't think about the worries of my Ming Dynasty, and are vain Ming people." ”

Mr. Song paused, and then ......

He's running faster!

Du Shen shook his head and said: "The world's scholars, most of them are just like this, the etiquette of the saints has always been on the lips, and when it comes to doing practical things, they can only hide their faces and flee, since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, there is the invasion of the little Tatar prince Dayan Khan in the north, and the monarch of the Qiang State in the west, Ah Hei Ma, is waiting for the opportunity to move, but the great enemy is outside but one by one does not want to forge ahead, it is really my Ming moth." ”

After speaking, Du Shen looked at his apprentice Zhang Hao with a straight face, and said with an extremely serious face: "Apprentice, you can learn anything under my sect in the future, but don't learn these sour Confucianism, otherwise you will be expelled from the sect for the sake of the teacher." ”

Zhang Hao saw his master so serious for the first time, his heart was overjoyed, and he also replied solemnly: "Remember the master's order." ”

However, after Zhang Hao finished speaking, he couldn't maintain this posture, and scratched his head again and said: "Since the master knows my Daming's troubles, there is a good way to solve them, and my father's old thing has been worrying about how to solve the pressure of the little prince of Tatar recently." ”

Du Shen shook his head, and then nodded again, "Da Ming has internal and external troubles, internal national strength, and external barbarianism, the former is not the teacher who has the ability to solve it, and the latter has some ideas, but it can only be alleviated, not solved." ”

Zhang Hao asked: "Dare to ask sir, how to alleviate it?" ”

Du Shen replied: "Without him, please ask Your Majesty to be crowned king." ”

Zhang Hao is puzzled, crowned king?

Du Shen fastened the belt of his trousers and explained: "The little prince of Tartary has seven sons, and now that he is old, even if the era of majesty belongs to him will eventually pass, and the Tatars on horseback have always been barbaric, as long as they promote their internal strife, the external troubles of the Ming Dynasty can naturally be alleviated." ”

The reason is very simple, when there is an internal contradiction in a country, those who are qualified to compete for that position are vying for power and profit, and of course they have no time to care about other countries.

Zhang Hao asked again: "This student is clear, but I have to wait until the death of the little prince of Tatar to alleviate my Ming foreign troubles?" ”

Vaguely, he felt that his husband had said something important, and it seemed that it was a good solution that his father had been thinking about and couldn't see.

Du Shen smiled and patted Zhang Hao's shoulder, this is also his apprentice, if he is an outsider, he will definitely not say half a word.

"Silly Hanhan, after the death of Dayan Khan, his seven sons will definitely fall into a fight, but who said that he will not die if he is not dead, if His Majesty nominally canonizes his seven sons as Tatar kings, or Tatar marquis, what do you say Dayan Khan's seven sons will think?"

Zhang Hao's thief's eyes lit up, and he even subconsciously ignored being called stupid and simple by his own master, and praised it in worship, "Master is talented, and the world is also longitudinal, this is a clever plan!" ”

Du Shen rolled his eyes, pointed to the pile of pebbles on the ground that were wrapped in clothes, and said: "Don't pat yourself on the back, hurry up and resist this pile of stones, the chalk for the teacher still has to rely on this thing." ”