There was only me and Xiao Min left in the courtyard. Sit down, brush your hair, and turn your head to look at the immature villain next to you. Thought; If it was really Yan Qing, he would bring her up and marry her again... No. But I promised my teacher that I would take her away! That's my future goddess! Besides, I don't belong here, maybe I'll be able to go back! Alas... What a mess, it's a mess!

Xiao Min leaned on the stone table and looked at it and asked, "Brother Xiaoyi, what are you thinking?" ”

Come back to your senses..."Oh, I'm too much to do, I'm distracted. ”

"But you've been watching me!"

"Really?" I was amazed!

Turn around and come to the edge of this small courtyard, below is the dirt slope, the cliff, all the way to the bottom of the village. I pointed to the opposite hill and asked, "What's over there?" ”

"Right Army Village." Min replied.

"Right Army Village, who is in the Right Army Village?"

"Hmm... There are Wu Song and Luda. ”

"Yes! Xiaomin, let's go to the right military village to play, shall we? ”

"Okay, why don't you go back to the house and change your clothes?"

"Oh good! By the way, where is my luggage? ”

"Dad has already sent people back."

"Okay, let's go."

I didn't know where my house was, so I could only follow Xiao Min to my room.

He went into the house and said, "Go and get some water for me, I'm going to rinse it." Xiao Min answered and ran away.

Entering the room, I looked at this strange room, a small bed, a simple table, and a cabinet. I opened the cabinet and looked at it, it was all some of the clothes that Yan Qing wore on weekdays. There is a mezzanine drawer in the middle of the cabinet, open it and look at it, there is a paper roll inside, open the paper roll and see... Hehe! It turns out that this guy has a crush on the teacher for a day or two! There was a portrait of her, so I quickly rolled it up and put it back.

At this time, Xiao Min shouted outside the door: "Brother Xiaoyi, the water is here." ”

"Oh, good."

Out of the house, Xiao Min asked again, "Do you want to take the bath bucket?" ”

"No, I'll just rush it, you go back to the house and wait." Xiao Min sighed and walked away.

Brought water into the house, splashed it on his body, and wiped it off with a towel. Then I opened the suitcase, flipped through it casually, and saw the lock and rope. Inspiration; If you go around the mountain, why bother so much! Just tie it up in a tree and slide it downhill.

walked to Xiao Min's house and shouted, "Xiao Min, let's go." ”

She came out of the house, dressed in a short dress, and stood there. I glanced at it and said, "What a pretty Huang Rong!" ”

"Who is Huang Rong?"

"Well! It's a character in the book, who doesn't exist. She groaned and asked no more.

Looking down at her, he was suddenly surprised and asked, "Hey, why didn't you wrap your feet?" ”

Xiao Min exclaimed: "Ah! Brother B, have you lost your memory? When I was a child, I didn't have to wrap my feet, but you stopped me, so I didn't wrap them. ”

"Oooh! Okay, okay, it looks like I'm really busy..."

After saying that, he walked to the side of the mountain. She asked, "Where are you going?" ”

"Come with me."

Walk to the side of the mountain and open the package. I found a big tree and tied the rope. I found a stone on the ground and tied it with a rope. Then he lifted the rope in his hand, turned his head to Xiao Min and said, "Xiao Min, you go away." ”

I began to turn the rope with the stone in my hand... Then, as soon as he let go of his hand, he threw a sea rod and tied a rope with a stone, and flew out with a "whoosh...... It landed right on the open space on the opposite hill.

Xiao Min jumped up when she saw it: "Brother Xiaoyi, you are amazing!" He gave a thumbs up as he spoke.

At this time, there was a person on the opposite side, looking from afar, there was a large area of black blue on his face. He asked, "What for?" ”

"Brother Yang, pick up that rope head." Xiao Min hurriedly shouted.

Yang Zhi looked at the stones on the ground in confusion. I said, "Tie it to the tree next to you, and it's strong, brother!" ”

Get up, grab the lock, and put it on. Then asked, "Xiaomin, are you afraid?" ”

She should have guessed something, shook her head and said, "Don't be afraid, haha!" Then he put a lock around her waist.

"Here, you hook me by the neck."

Now it's okay... Not only did she hook her hands around her neck, but she also put her feet around her waist and closed her eyes in intoxication! At this point, I was almost suffocated, and the fragrance hit my face...

Whispering: "You hold on too tightly, I can't breathe!" She let go of her arm and smiled in response.

I hung the lock ring on the rope and said, "Let's go." ”

Take a deep breath, exert all your strength, and accelerate to run two steps... Shouting: "Gone......"

"Ho ......" grabbed the lock ring with both hands and rushed down......

"Ah......h......h

When he arrived at the opposite bank, he fell to the ground by inertia and rushed forward a few steps, but he still didn't hold it steady and hit his knees on the ground. It's good now, I slammed Xiao Min on my body in the ass!

Xiao Min sighed: "Brother, my ass, aha, it hurts!" Uh-huh, uh-huh...", shouted.

She didn't even think about our position, her legs were still between me, and I was pressed against her......

"Xiaomin, stop screaming, look at the posture of the two of us!"

She opened her eyes, looked around, and quickly let go of her hands and legs. At this time, there were already many people standing on the high slope of the dirt slope around him, and "hahaha......" all laughed! The two of us hurriedly got up, unbuckled, and dusted ourselves.

I only heard the shouting from the top of the soil slope: "The prodigal son Yanqing, what a cloud!" Hahaha......"

When I looked up, I saw a big bald man shouting, and his head was more than 1.85 meters tall, so it must be Lu Zhishen.

"Brother Lu, are you making fun of your little sister like this, ah!"

"Ouch... This makes it shorter. Xiaomin, brother doesn't dare! Your father is in a hurry, so he can't come and beat me! Hahaha......"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and said, "Brother Yanqing! Your trick is not bad, when will you also teach the sprinkler family. ”

"Haha! Brother, I don't care if you fall down! ”

"Then forget it, I'm like this, if I fall, I won't become a meatloaf, haha!" To be honest, he is indeed quite tall, but he is too fat, and he is not so tall when he is fat.

By this time we had recovered, and we led her up the dirt slope, and came to them and said, "Who is going to tie the rope to the tree above the slope for me?" We'll be back later. ”

"Alas! Brother, I'm still in pain! Xiao Min said.

"Hahaha......" I suddenly laughed like a flower......

"Good, good! We'll talk about that later. After saying that, he covered his face and laughed again......

She was in a hurry, and said with punches and kicks: "Make you laugh, make you laugh!" ”

At this time, Yang Zhi spoke: "Okay, okay! You two don't flirt there, let's go, hurry back to the house. Let's go back, let's go back. As he spoke, the crowd dispersed.

Yang Zhi actually lived in the same courtyard as Lu Zhishen. This reminds me of what I mentioned in the book that they once fell into the grass together in Erlong Mountain! When I entered the courtyard, I said, "Brother Lu, little brother, I flew over here to see you......

Before he finished speaking, Lu Zhishen answered: "Ouch! Xiao Yi, you really flew over to see me! What's the matter, big brother, I'm going to express it today? ”

"Then this, you can do it!" I looked at him with a grin.

At this time, I asked again: "Why don't you see Brother Wu Song!" ”

Xiao Min answered: "He's next door, I'll call him." "Actually, I especially want to meet Wu Song, the hero of the tiger fight.

Lu Zhishen said: "This Wu Song, since he went up the mountain, he has devoted himself to seeking Buddha, and he lives in a simple place. ”

Yang Zhi said at this time: "I'll go and prepare the appetizers, you guys are nagging." ”

Looking at the chubby Lu Zhishen, I couldn't help but ask curiously: "Brother Lu, where is your iron rod?" I miss your iron rod. ”

"What kind of iron staff, that's the Zen staff of the Sprinkle family!"

I said twice, not daring to answer again. Lu Zhishen immediately laughed again: "You don't miss me, you want to sprinkle the guy in your hands!" Wait. Then he went back to the house, and came out with an iron rod in his hand.

I saw that this Zen stick was about the length and thickness of a gym barbell bar. As recorded in the book, there is a crescent moon and a shovel. I took it in my hand and checked it, it seemed to be ten kilograms heavier than the barbell rod, and it was estimated that it was about thirty kilograms. Grabbed the iron rod and raised it above his head, and his hands "whirred" in a circle. With a "bang", he slammed his head on the ground.

Lu Zhishen was surprised: "Okay, brother, your strength is enough to catch up with the Sprinkle family!" ”

"Too heavy, not flexible enough."

"That's, you're flexible, sprinkle what the house!"

"Pull it down, you don't need it for me." I answered.

As he spoke, Xiao Min came over and said, "Brother Wu said that he would arrive later." ”

Lu Zhishen answered: "Don't worry about him, he won't come if he can't smell the wine." I'll see what Brother Yang is going to do, and you can sit down first. ”

Turning his head and asking Xiao Min with a smile, "Does it still hurt?" She snorted! Skimming his head away.

She then turned to ask, "You want to drink here, but it's night when you go back!" ”

"Then walk back." I laughed.

At this time, he shouted outside the door: "Xiao Yi! ran to the second brother to find you, but you were not there, saying that you had just left on the front foot. Why did you run so fast, and you didn't catch up all the way! "I saw Li Kui come into the courtyard.

"Brother Hei and I flew over, of course you can't catch up."

Li Kuidou's eyes are wide open! "How did you fly? Fly another one and I'll see. ”

Xiao Min immediately answered: "Don't mention flying, Brother Hei!" I fell to death. I laughed again! The second monk Li Kuizhang was confused......

After a while, I asked, "Brother Hei?" Why did you think you're here? ”

"You came here, and I can't come? Besides, how can I do without my black whirlwind! ”

I laughed a few times and said, "That black brother is here to find a drink!" ”

"That is, no one can miss this drinking thing."

When night fell, the weather was hot, and Yang Zhi propped up a large table in the courtyard.

As soon as everyone was about to sit down, Ruda shouted, "Little girl! Go back to your father, we rotten men, we don't dare to be shirtless! ”

"I don't! If you take it off, what am I afraid of! ”

Without saying a word, I raised my hand and grabbed my short coat.

"It's okay, don't worry, my sister is a man."

Ruda continued: "Your sister, Xiaoyi, your transformation is big enough!" Hahaha..."I was silent.

"I'm not a man, I'm a woman." Xiao Min answered.

I didn't answer, I turned my head to see Li Kui, who was feasting! grabbed Li Kui's hand and said, "Brother Hei, come and accompany me out, it's convenient to come there on the hillside." ”

"I'm not going, I don't have time!" He was still chewing on the pig's head in his mouth.

"Let's go, come back and eat again, it's all yours, will you accompany your brother once?" Li Kui reluctantly put down his chopsticks and walked out of the courtyard with me.

When he went out, he said: "Brother Hei, don't you dare to mention the teacher again, you are like this at noon, my brother is already embarrassed!" ”

"No, I'll know at noon, that's all there is to it! Rest assured! While speaking, Li Kui slapped his mouth and stretched out his thumb!

I sat down at the table, and as soon as I took a sip of wine, I asked, "How do you drink rice wine?" ”

Yang Zhi answered: "I don't drink any other wine except rice wine." ”

"Why?"

Ruda said: "He drank rice wine and was robbed, and he never forgot the rice wine!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I covered my mouth and almost didn't squirt..."Hahaha..." laughed......

While laughing, I heard a shout at the door, "What are you talking about?" So elated! Looking back, a long-haired Toutouronin looked like a long-haired Tuoronin standing at the door, wearing a headband and hanging Buddha beads like Ruda. The black greasy face reveals a little heroic! Medium-sized burly build, quite sturdy at first glance.

At this time, Xiao Min ran over and said, "Brother Wu, I'll call you, you said you'll be there later, it's too late!" ”

Wu Song said: "It's a hot day, it's too early to come over, it's better to meditate in the house!" "It's normal for people who are killed by tigers to be a little pretentious! I thought to myself.

"Brother Wu, the wine has been poured for you, just waiting for you to come." I said.

Wu Song sat down and said, "It's too late, I'll punish myself!" A bowl of wine went down while talking, and he was quite refreshed!

I said, "Okay! Tonight, there will be another eighteen bowls, and you will rest when you get drunk! As soon as the words fell, I saw Wu Song "poof", and the wine that had not yet entered his stomach squirted out again......

"Don't mention eighteen bowls again, I'm panicking!" I didn't know why, so I didn't dare to ask.

Xiao Min is curious! "Why, Brother Wu?"

"That's ......," he didn't know how to answer.

Next to him, Li Kui spoke: "Oops! How simple, you think he'd like to meet that big worm! He's lucky, it's good not to eat him. ”

Wu Song answered: "Well, Brother Hei understands me. ”

It seems that there is a discrepancy in the book! It's hard to ask any more. Said: "Oops! What should I do, then nineteen bowls, all right! ”

Wu Song gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother, talent, come and do it!" "In the blink of an eye, seven or eight bowls of wine have been eaten. This rice wine has a lot of strength, I know it in my heart.

"Brothers, I can't fit this little belly, it's going to be convenient! Brother Hei, let's go, accompany my brother to go again! ”

"Ouch! Xiao Yi, what's wrong with you tonight! Li Kui was anxious.

Very reluctantly, I guess he thought about what I was going to say to him again, and stood up very reluctantly. In fact, it is recorded in the book that Li Kui is jealous of Yan Qing!

Walking out of the hospital, I couldn't help but ask again: "Brother Hei, is there any twists and turns in the story of Wu Song's fight against the tiger?" ”

Li Kuimeng: "Xiao Yi, don't you know about this?" I remember we used to drink and talk about it! ”

"Alas! I'm too forgetful, you say it again. ”

"Didn't he dodge the big worm and pounce on him, and the big worm fell into the pit and hit the rock, and killed himself! He was terrified and ran over and punched him indiscriminately! The hunters who were ambushing around thought he had killed it, and he became famous! ”

I patted my head and pretended to be calm and said, "Ouch, what should I do, I know this!" I thought there was something else! ”

"What do you think? What else could there be! ”

I immediately changed the subject and said, "You just took this opportunity to talk to them about the business of the capital tonight. ”

Li Kui patted his head when he heard this: "Oh! You see I'm drunk and confused! Go, go back, don't drink too much for a while. ”

In the blink of an eye, we sat down at the table again, and Li Kui stood up first, raised the wine in the bowl and said, "Brothers, I drank this bowl of wine, and after drinking, I will get down to business." ”

Li Kui wanted to talk about serious things for the first time, which surprised everyone! I thought to myself, why doesn't this Li Kui look like Li Kui today!

He drank it all and said, "Everyone, this time Xiao Yi and I were sent to the capital, in fact, in fact... Alas! Xiao Yi, I can't do it, you can say it. "And this man, half of the words are smooth...... At this point, everyone turned to me with all their eyes.

I turned to Xiao Min and said, "Xiao Min, tonight, don't tell your dad when you go back!" Xiao Min nodded knowingly! Immediately, I told all the true purpose of Song Jiang's trip to the capital......

Then he said: "This matter is about your life and death!" So be aware of what you know, don't spread the word! ”

I thought to myself; Actually, this is all nonsense, and I have already pouted everywhere......

The crowd was silent... I sensed I was hungry at this point, so I grabbed a chicken leg and nibbled on it.

Yang Zhi spoke: "Several of us are from official families, isn't the darkness of today's officialdom disgusting enough?" Now it's hard to have a chic and happy place for everyone, so why bother! ”

Ruda jumped! "Bang"! He dropped the bowl and said, "Fuck it!" Let Lao Tzu do the work, let the murderer kill, Lao Tzu is not involved! Whoever likes to do what he likes to do, Lao Tzu doesn't do it! ”

He didn't understand what he was saying, and he didn't understand what he was saying! Knocked out in one go. Sprinkle the family and don't sprinkle the house, one bite of the old man! After speaking, he didn't need a bowl, grabbed a jar of wine and poured it into his mouth......

Li Kui also hugged a jar of wine and said, "Brother Luda, refresh!" Come and stay with you! "Grab the wine jar and "goo dong" up......

Wu Song was silent... Sitting there motionless, he grabbed the wine bowl and "snapped" again! The buckle was smashed on the table, and the palm of the hand seemed to be broken! With a "hum", he got up and left......

I thought to myself; This man doesn't talk much, but he is capable!

Seeing this scene, he didn't want to drink anymore, so he turned his head and said to Xiao Min, "Xiao Min, let's go back too." ”

Xiao Min got up and asked, "Brother Xiaoyi, you didn't drink too much, did you?" ”

"No, no, let's go."

Yang Zhi got up and said, "I'll send you." ”

"Brother Hei, are you planning to drink more and sleep here tonight?" I asked, turning my face.

"Xiaoyi, you don't have to worry about me, I sleep the same anywhere."

"Then let's go."

"Well, let's go back."

When I walked to the door, I turned around: "Brother Yang, stay and stay!" ”

"Well, Xiaoyi, slow down."