The host could only pinch his nose and say, "This little friend, Miss Ruozhu recommended you to write a poem, you see." ”

Wan Dafa's brain was very messy, he didn't pay attention to the person who presided over, and when he was in a panic, a poem popped out of his head, as if it had the word lake, no matter if he was confused, he would chant it first.

The ancients took one step and two steps out, and while everyone was waiting, they read: "The lake is thousands of acres wide, and the lake is half a penny. If the sails do not move, the original trees compete for height. The year has taken up the autumn drought, and the people still hope for rain. Dry scales like live, I dare to fear the waves? ”

Not bad......

Worried about the suffering of the people, the great drought in the north, as long as the people can get rain to alleviate the drought, even if the lake encounters wind and waves to pay the price, they will not hesitate to sigh.

Wan Dafa snickered in his heart, he completely plagiarized, there was no way, nonsense was an expert, and if he wanted to write poetry, he would hang himself.

Everyone was shocked by the poems, you Zhang Hongming is very talented, as a northern scholar, you don't know the suffering of the northern people here.

Zheng Rishuang didn't know when he appeared, and sneered: "You little eunuch can also chant poems and make the moon, it's really insulting to a saint, how can my Ming Dynasty have such an eunuch like you." ”

Eunuch......

Miss Ruozhu recommended a little eunuch.

Oh, my God! Make no mistake.

Suddenly, no one cared about how you wrote your poems, but they were extremely interested in the word eunuch, and the little eunuch also ran away to participate in the poetry meeting, which was a big joke in the world.

Wan Dafa has a calm mind, you say it, and you say that you can't die, I'm afraid that I will say that you are tired and blame me, then the whole person will feel bad.

It doesn't matter, who doesn't care whom.

It doesn't matter, please don't be haggard for me.

Zhang Hongming quickly jumped out, grabbed his sore feet, and sneered: "I'm ashamed to be with you, so don't you jump off the lake quickly." ”

The wide sleeves cover the face, which is compared to drawing a line with Wan Dafa, as if it is a shame to stand on the same land with Wan Dafa.

The black charcoal head doesn't care so much, he rushed up in a hurry, fortunately, Wan Dafa stopped it in time, Wan Dafa was not afraid of causing trouble, and he was ashamed to do it with these people who were not diligent and indistinguishable.

Wan Dafa almost couldn't help but scold his mother, this dog thing is definitely a good hand.

"Haha." Wan Da sneered, and said without looking at it: "Since you are not a scholar, then I, the little eunuch, will use the way of a scholar to defeat you." ”

Zhang Hongming was caught with a sore foot in an instant, but he should not be ashamed of himself when the war is spread, and the scholar does not dare to deal with a little eunuch.

Gritted his teeth and said: "I don't want to be with the eunuchs, since you humiliate my scholars, then we will be divided with the eunuchs, so that you can know." ”

Wan Dafa didn't expect this kid to be able to pull in, pull all the readers in, and drown himself with the mouth of the crowd.

said blatantly: "Okay, there are a lot of things to do, you can try anything, you can ask the question casually." ”

Zhang Hongming was told like this, his face couldn't hold back, and he jumped to his feet angrily and said, "You ...... You ......"

"What are you, don't compare, don't pull down, if you're a gentleman, it's simpler, and you look down on us eunuchs, if you have something to do, go straight to the topic, don't take your ignorance and challenge my blacklist." Wan Dafa was speechless.

Playing tricks is more than enough for one top two.

How could this meeting be like this, completely out of control, the host was a little flustered, and said: "Everyone, don't be impatient, let's hold a meeting with poetry, not a scolding street meeting." ”

A white-faced scholar jumped out and said: "Return the poetry meeting, how can you let such a little eunuch who doesn't know the depth of the water fish in troubled waters, and hurry out." ”

Wan Dafa was a little angry and said: "I said this big brother, I'm not a grass boat, can you not send it to me." ”

This is a metaphor for the people who grow up and can stuff their mouths into eggshells, and the classic language of the previous life is something that you straw bales can understand.

Zhang Hongming finally couldn't bear to faint......

A standard dog eats and falls to the ground.

The host panicked and asked people to come over to take a look, but everyone watched and was not willing to step forward to get contaminated.

Wan Dafa smiled at these straw bales without conscience, stepped forward and tested the pulse, and people are still alive in a hurry, and they faint because they can't get up in one breath.

In the midst of everyone's confusion, he ordered: "Black Charcoal Head go to the lake to get a scoop of water." ”

Wan Dafa took a scoop of water from the black charcoal head and splashed it directly on Zhang Hongming's face.

"Something so fishy, disgusting."

With a roar at this time, Zhang Hongming woke up and saw Wan Dafa's polite face, and instantly turned his face away and looked like he didn't want to see it, and Wan Dafa would not be bored.

turned around and said loudly: "The real bad people are not terrible, the terrible ones are the fake good people." There are only three kinds of people in the world, one is that the conscience is seduced and eaten, one is that the conscience is not eaten by the dog, and the other is that the conscience dog does not eat. ”

Wan Dafa walked out with his little short legs, and he felt very chic and walked out, without any nostalgia, and compared to anything, everyone fainted and said nothing.

After speaking, some people lowered their heads in shame, after all, they still had the same hatred just now, but they didn't dare to come forward to save people.

Of course, there are still people who are complacent and scold in their hearts, eunuchs are just eggless things, and their mouths are three points more poisonous than others.

Zheng Rishuang seems to be one of them, looking at the incident he provoked, he was very happy in his heart.

Ruozhu looked at Wan Dafa who was far away and felt a little uncomfortable, he didn't expect it to be a little eunuch, but the person is really not bad, and I sincerely feel sorry, that child has talent, and a poisonous snake mouth is also powerful, how can it be a eunuch?

I blamed myself just now, I pushed others up, but it's good, but the good thing didn't work out, and I got ...... Forget it, please come back in a few days to make amends, it's a bit ......

Zheng Rishuang said with a smile: "Don't spoil your interest, this kind of little eunuch who can't get on the stage is gone, we can continue." ”

Ice...... No one answered.

The person who presided over helped Zhang Hongming and hurriedly walked not far away, of course, he was in a hurry to tell His Royal Highness King Fu that this prince was actually on the ship not far away.

King Fu took everything in his eyes, his eyes were a little cold, he hated Wan Dafa extremely much in his heart, and his teeth were itching, everything he had planned was intended to warm the hearts of the world's scholars and lay some foundations for the future, but he was inexplicably destroyed by this kid.

Of course, Wan Dafa didn't know that this was King Fu's field, and he knew that he would definitely not come to the death, but he received an invitation from Ruozhu.

In fact, this is deep, of course King Fu will not come forward in person, then it will be too obvious, and operate everything under the pretense of others.

Of course, it seems that the poetry meeting can't be held anymore after such a farce, and everyone can't keep their heads up.

King Fu could only leave silently.