Chapter 37: Fight with Me and You're Dead

"Medicine? Human-led medicine? Li Shimin looked at the chief and was stunned for a moment, frowning.

"Yes, Your Majesty is merciful, and naturally you can't bear it, but Your Majesty is a holy king, and as a courtier, you sacrifice one for Your Majesty

It's a great honor to think about it. ”

The Taoist priest looked at Li Shimin and said respectfully.

After speaking, the Taoist priest didn't forget to glance at Chu Feng, and he was very proud in his heart.

Boy, you dare to doubt me, you don't know how many people have doubted me over the years, and they have not ended well.

It's not easy for me to eat and drink spicy food in this palace, and you still want to fight with me because of you, a hairy boy.

Chu Feng glanced at the Taoist priest and immediately understood what he was thinking.

This stinky Taoist priest is a dead hand, since you want to kill me, then you are welcome.

Chu Feng was not the one who suffered losses, although he knew that this so-called immortal trick was a lie.

But he didn't plan to do anything, this stinky Taoist priest was ruthless, and he just saw it.

He directly wanted his own life.

"Dao Chief, this statement is unusual, since you say that Your Majesty is a holy monarch, then you must love the people like a son, but you are like this

Instigation hurts the peace of the heavens, and I can't accept it. ”

Chu Feng looked at the Dao Chang and said with disdain, you pretend to be a ghost, and you dare to cut me, you are simply looking for death.

"Bold, what are you, you dare to question my master, my master is a master, how can you be allowed to talk nonsense

Gibberish. ”

As soon as Chu Feng's words fell, the boy of the Taoist priest on the side was already very impatient and spoke.

"Your Majesty is here, where is your share, let me tell you, there are so many masters in this world, I might as well tell you

You, I am the master. ”

Chu Feng glared at the man directly, and then said with a proud expression.

"You're a master?"

Li Shimin was stunned at this time and couldn't help but speak.

He looked at Chu Feng twice, as if to say that this kid didn't look like a master no matter how he looked.

"Your Majesty, this person is talking wildly, and pretending to be a master is a crime of deceiving the king."

The Taoist priest immediately opened his mouth and said, he would not believe that Chu Feng was a master.

"I'm not a master, are you?"

Chu Feng sneered and looked at the Taoist priest.

"That's nature, just by virtue of the elixir of the poor way, it is something that extraordinary people can do."

After speaking, the Taoist priest did not forget, shook the elixir in his hand again, and took it out to show off.

"Phew, it's just this thing and the face licking it says it's an elixir."

"Your Majesty, you should hurry up and take down this person who deceived the king and murdered His Majesty and put him to death."

After Chu Feng finished speaking, he also glanced at the Taoist priest, You want me to die, today I will simply expose you, a stinky Taoist priest

You have a ride.

"Chu Feng, I know that this Lin Dao Chief's words make you displeased, but your words are a little too much."

After listening to Chu Feng's words, Li Shimin also opened his mouth and said, and he also felt that it was impossible.

This Lin Dao Chang has been in the palace for a year, and if he really wants to kill himself, then there are many opportunities.

Chu Feng was not surprised that Li Shimin did not believe in him.

After all, immortality was too tempting for the ancients, especially the emperors.

"If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, I can prove it to you, just use this bullshit elixir to prove it."

After Chu Feng finished speaking, he took the so-called elixir refined by the stinky Taoist priest.

"You're bold." Lin Daochang was stunned for a moment, and then immediately scolded.

This kid is too crazy, and sure enough, this kid is here to find fault.

"How do you want to prove it?" Li Shimin's face was also a little unhappy at this time, but he was more concerned with Chu Feng

Unhappy.

He felt that Chu Feng's behavior was a bit excessive, and if this was really a bullshit elixir, then what was he eating?

So who has he become?

"It's very simple, Your Majesty can take a live chicken."

Chu Feng continued as if he didn't see Li Shimin's displeasure with him.

"Okay, come on, get a live chicken." Li Shimin immediately ordered.

Soon someone went to do it, and then a live chicken was fetched from the palace's imperial dining room.

Soon a chicken was fetched, and Li Shimin looked at Chu Feng, "How do you want to prove it?" ”

"It's simple, just let this chicken take this so-called elixir."

Chu Feng spread his hands, and then motioned to the guards on the side to subdivide the so-called elixir.

Since it is going to be eaten by chickens, of course it can't be such a big one.

"Hmm." Li Shimin nodded in agreement.

He was originally kind and wanted to reward Chu Feng, but in the end, he argued with Lin Daochang, which naturally meant that he was a person

It's uncomfortable.

It's like, I took my treasures and shared them with you, but you said, I hid garbage, who would be taller?

Prosper.

"Slow." Lin Daochang said at this time.

"Your Majesty, it is the will of heaven and the will of the people to come to the poor Dao to come to alchemy for Your Majesty, and this person is so instigated and humiliated by the poor

Dao, the poor Dao is really unbearable. ”

Lin Daochang looked at Li Shimin and said with a very aggrieved look.

"Don't worry, if I can't prove that your elixir is bullshit, I'll dispose of it with you." Where would Chu Feng not understand this

The meaning of the Taoist priest.

"Poor Dao, I didn't want to fight with others, what I said is true, since this is the case, then please ask Your Majesty to decide."

After hearing Chu Feng's words, Lin Daochang was also a little surprised.

I couldn't help but scratch in my heart, could he really have any way?

When it came to this, Li Shimin naturally had no choice but to agree, he would not let Chu Feng die, but he also wanted to borrow it

This is a lesson for Chu Feng, and he will be taught a good lesson.

Then Li Shimin let Chu Feng do it.

After Chu Feng got Li Shimin's meaning, he immediately began to feed the chickens with the bullshit elixir.

These so-called pills are all heavy metals, although they can't directly eat dead people for a while.

But this thing is useless at all, and most of the emperors in history who pursued immortality have become short-lived

Ghost.

That's why, that's what happens when you eat too much of this heavy metal.

Chu Feng quickly fed more than half of the elixir, but there was no problem with this chicken.

"Your Majesty, this person is clearly slandering my master, and please ask Your Majesty to call the shots."

Seeing that nothing had happened, the Dao boy on the side immediately spoke.

Li Shimin glared at him, where is his place to speak.

However, he also looked at Chu Feng, as if he said, what else do you have to say now.

"Your Majesty is in a hurry, everything needs a certain amount of time."

Just eat it and want this chicken's life, and it's not a poison that pierces the intestines, how can it be so fast.

If this is the case, then Li Shimin would have died a long time ago.

"You are clearly delaying time, according to what you say, if this chicken has been fine, do we have to wait all the time?

Yes? ”

Although Li Shimin felt that the boy was talkative, this time his words were not unreasonable.

I don't have time to spend it like this with Chu Feng all the time.

"It won't take long for you to rest assured, this chicken is different from a human, and it will naturally be seen within half an hour."

This Taoist priest was also relieved at this time, he didn't believe it for half an hour, it seemed that he looked up to him.

But even so, this man can't stay if he offends himself.

The live chicken was high-spirited and very energetic, and it didn't look like something was going on at all.

Half an hour was about to pass, and the Taoist priest and his boy were even more relieved.

Li Shimin was also a little impatient, he was just about to turn around and leave, but at this time, the chicken that was still high-spirited before was open

Shi convulsed.

Li Shimin's eyes widened when he saw it, watching the chicken struggle like this, and it took a stick of incense to die completely

Finish.

The Taoist priest and the boy didn't expect this to be the result, and their faces suddenly turned pale and trembled.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this must be Chu Feng's hands and feet that has nothing to do with me."

Li Shimin looked at the Taoist priest and thought of the chicken's convulsions before he died.

Is this what will happen to you in the future?

No, no, absolutely not, thinking of this, Li Shimin is too lazy to listen to anything.

"Come on, put this Taoist priest and all those who refine the pill to death."

Li Shimin said with a cold face.

The palace maids and eunuchs on the side were stunned, this long way has been a blessing for a long time, and now it's over?

Naturally, the guards took the people away without saying a word.

Li Shimin looked at Chu Feng as if it had taken a long time to recover, "How do you know that this pill is poisonous, could it be that you really are."

Is it a master? ”

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