Chapter Twenty-One: Accidental Fight After Drinking and Having Fun
The night fell, and it was finally time to have a good meal and a full meal. Xiao Min prepared well for this dinner. In the face of this big and small beauty, Meimei is drinking wine, and it doesn't matter what food she eats, hehe!
Not long after I sat down, I took out the power bank on the alien spaceship and handed it to Shishi. said: "This is my latest scientific research achievement, 50-year warranty, haha!" ”
The teacher understood: "You can use it all the time in the future, right?" ”
"Of course."
Xiao Min pouted and said, "Brother, I don't have a mobile phone, hum!" ”
"It's there, you can take it and play with it at any time!" The teacher answered.
I waved my hand and said, "Xiaomin, one day you will get much more advanced than this!" ”
The teacher couldn't help asking, "You're not going to take us through the future, are you?" ”
I shook my head like a rattle: "No, no, I can't go back." But there are better ones waiting for us, haha! ”
When they saw my tricky appearance, they shook their heads at each other and pouted!
The teacher took out his mobile phone and said, "Come on, you can take pictures casually now." ”
Xiao Min leaned over and said, "Sister, don't you look like a pair of sisters?" ”
"Like! A natural pair of good sisters. I answered.
Xiao Min squinted and shot coldly! "What's the matter with you! Talkative. ”
"I really have a sister." The teacher said.
The two of us looked at the teacher in a daze, she shook her head and said, "My life is miserable! Don't mention it, hehe! ”
"And where is she?" I asked.
Shishi shook his head: "I don't know, it may be Jiangnan." ”
Because of her particular experience, we didn't dare to ask more.
Xiao Min came over with her mobile phone and took another picture on my shoulder. Turning his head and shouting to the teacher: "Sister, come here, come!" ”
The teacher turned the table, and Xiao Min pulled out a stool for her to sit down, and sat next to me by herself. As soon as he was stunned, Xiao Min raised his mobile phone and clicked, and the three of them froze inside.
I covered my mouth and snickered: "What a virtuous two daughters-in-law, hehe! ”
As soon as these two people heard this, their expressions suddenly changed! Turning his head and saying in unison, "What did you say?" ”
As soon as the words fell, both hands pinched at me......
I quickly squatted down, "Ouch! Don't dare, don't dare! ”
Xiao Min continued: "Do you think you are beautiful in your heart? Get to know the two of us, and you can ask for more blessings, huh! ”
"Yes!" The teacher immediately followed.
"Good, good! Aunts and grandmothers, are you afraid of it? ”
After a while, I picked up my phone again and said, "This can be filmed like this, and a video can be recorded." ”
After speaking, he raised his mobile phone to take a selfie, and said to the camera: "I, Chen Xiaoyi, swear!" Be good to the two ladies and never change! If there is a change, you will be hit by a car and killed by a dog when you go out! ”
The two of them didn't seem to care about the previous words, and just after finishing speaking, the teacher shouted: "Why do you swear so much?" ”
Xiao Min also said: "Who told you to swear, did I agree?" Dislike! ”
I'm smiling! Erpi handed the phone to Xiao Min and pressed the replay button. Xiao Min watched the video and bit her finger in her mouth. Hehe, he smirked..."Interesting! ”
The master stepped forward to take a look, lowered his head and smiled silently, and sat down happily.
Xiao Min doesn't know how to drink, and the teacher can order it, but I've never seen it let go. Xiao Min spread joy today! Deliberately let go and clink glasses with the two of us. After a while, she was drunk. Put her in bed, and she fell asleep in a deep sleep.
The two of us were left and asked why she didn't drink more. She said that she had developed a habit over the years and would not drink much. I said the environment is different here, and you don't have to worry about anything! She replied that the wine was not good and that she didn't like it.
Looking at the wine, I asked, "There aren't many good wines, right?" ”
The teacher nodded: "Brother Hei came to drink a lot two days ago, it is estimated that if you drink it twice more, it will be gone." ”
"In this way, you seal an altar and drink it when you have it." He touched her stomach as he spoke......
The teacher smiled: "If I really have it, do you dare to raise it?" ”
"I dare, why don't I dare!"
"That's... Aren't you afraid to go back and call him grandpa's grandfather? After saying that, she covered her mouth and smiled!
"Hey, hey! I can't go back. ”
The teacher was surprised! "You live in this backward ancient world, haven't you always wanted to go back?"
I hesitated and paused, and then told her all about the alien spaceship adventures, and finally specially asked Xiao Min not to tell her.
The teacher was amazed when he heard it! I think it's incredible! So many strange things were happening around her in the blink of an eye. He said to himself, "Interesting, what is this?" Dream world, hehe! ”
Then she was a little more lonely, and Xu Xu read: "People are dust, a grain of sand." Why think too much, just live in front of you! ”
I sighed and said, "This era is a bloodthirsty era, and there is no guarantee of human life and power. Compared to modern civilization, that's far from it. So it's better to protect yourself! ”
The master nodded in agreement and asked, "Judging from your future, where do you think we will... Peaceful? ”
"It's safe at the moment, and it will be a few years before the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty!" After speaking, I felt that the words of the answer did not reach the meaning.
She frowned and asked, "What will the Northern Song Dynasty look like when it falls?" ”
I sighed heavily: "The golden people entered the city, burned, killed, plundered, and the lives were ruined!" ”
"That's... Where is it safe? ”
I teased her face: "Southern Song Dynasty! Gangnam. ”
She thought about it for a moment and seemed to have an idea. said: "Understood! It's not early, why don't you rest? ”
I frowned and asked, "How do you sleep?" It's like this..."
"You came in a hurry today, and you didn't have time to clean up the other houses. Otherwise, I'll sleep in the middle. You lie down next to me, squeeze it, and we'll talk about it tomorrow. She replied helplessly.
"Alright! That's all there is to it. ”
The lights in the house went dark... It's boring to lie there! Turning over and straddled her with one leg, the master did not refuse. Together, she wanted to flip up, but she pushed it away and shook her head in the dark! I had to put my head around her and fall asleep.
Until morning. Confused and want to move... Can't move. Look again..."Huh! "Xiao Min doesn't know when to turn over my side, and she is sleeping in her arms! The teacher next to him had already been squeezed over.
Look left and right... I thought that there was something impossible with modern civilization in this life, but here it is. I am a happy person!
Xiao Min's mouth opened and closed twice, and she opened her eyes dimly. I saw that I was lying down, and there was a teacher lying over there. Immediately aware!
"Hey, don't you want to be faced! Do you sleep like that? ”
I sat up with my head covered and my head covered: "Aren't you over there?" Why did you come here? ”
"Humph! Obviously, you hugged left and right, and it was up to me. ”
I'm in a hurry! Having no excuse. He simply replied, "Good, good!" I hugged left and right, sleepy, and then sleep, sleep. After saying that, he hugged her and lay down again.
She stopped arguing, and stepped over on her legs and held on to her breath. The teacher next to him seems to be pretending to be asleep! Sneakily rubbed her waist with her fingers, and she pushed the back of her hand behind her back......
Three strokes on the sun, I woke up. Look again, good guys! Xiao Min fell asleep on top of me! She should have defined herself as a little daughter-in-law in her heart, so she has no limit at all. This is youthful, impulsive, brilliant love!
Gently pushed her down, sat up and saw that the master was already sitting there, and the table was ready for breakfast. Waving to her for her to come, she got up and walked up, and I wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her on my lap. Asked, "Did you sleep well?" ”
She shook her head: "I sleep shallowly, I'm afraid of disturbing!" ”
"I've wronged you!" After speaking, he kissed her.
She shook her head and said no. Then I said, "Fix the next room, I'll go and live." She nodded in agreement!
After breakfast, I asked casually, "Where is Xijing?" ”
"Isn't Du Kang in Xijing!" The teacher answered.
A sentence woke me up, it was Luoyang. Hurriedly told me about the time to dig up the grave......
Xiao Min immediately said that she was going too. I replied, "Then you have to let your dad know, you've been out for so many days." ”
"Hee-hee! You get to Xijing, where there are people from Liangshan. You tell the thief and he'll know what to do. ”
Now I understand that Liangshan is also an independent armed force, and its tentacles should extend in all nearby places.
Then he asked the teacher, "Why don't you go together?" ”
"Go, I'll keep the house." She shook her head.
I grabbed her hand and said, "Let's go, I want to take you out for a walk, don't be bored at home." ”
When the teacher saw my attitude, he didn't stubborn anymore! "Alright! Then I'll go and order the car. ”
From Shandong to Luoyang, in ancient times, this journey was more difficult than going out of the country! Anyway, I'm not in a hurry, I don't rush to the night, and I stay in the hotel at night.
I have never been so leisurely and complacent, and the two beauties in the carriage giggled all the way, which made me more energetic! We ran for two days from Jeju to Bianliang. Because I was worried about their safety, I chose not to drink at all.
When I arrived in Bianjing, I first found that there were twice as many soldiers defending the city as usual. We walked through the East Temple Gate in the middle, and there were more people coming and going. We didn't get too eye-catching to pass the gates. I thought in my heart that I couldn't stay here for a long time, so I could just go through the city and get by.
What I didn't expect was that the land of right and wrong was the land of right and wrong, but I saw Li Kui when I was about to pass through the Daliang Gate. It's not good to meet when you meet! When he raised his eyes, Li Kui was fighting with others in the ring. The heart said that this thing is really a troublemaker! I was about to call him... saw that Li Kui was kicked down in the ring......
I jumped out of the car with a lunge and stepped forward to hold up the stumbling big guy! Before he could speak, Li Kui turned his head and saw that it was me, and shouted: "Xiao Yi, go up and beat him!" ”
The person on the stage answered: "Yo! It's time to help! Come on, come on, try it if you don't accept it. ”
I was in a dilemma, bowed my head and whispered: "Brother Hei, this is the capital!" Don't be too ostentatious, keep a low profile! ”
Li Kuidou's eyes widened: "I'm afraid of him!" If you don't go, I'll shoot him with an axe. ”
The stage shouted again: "Are you coming?" If you don't come, hurry up and go home and pretend to be a girl, hahaha! ”
I can't just be so ashamed! He said, "What are you angry, what are you!" "Bite the bullet, maybe I'll be able to flip him over!
walked to the front of the ring more than one person, grabbed the edge of the stage, and sent himself up with all his arm strength.
Before he could stand firmly, this guy pounced like crazy! He shouted, "Die!" ”
I'll go! This guy wants to sneak up on me while I'm not on my feet, and wants to pounce on me directly. I didn't even have time to lift my head, so I fell to the ground and shoveled over......
The psychological level of his desire to win is too big, and he forgot to expose such a big flaw! With the force of his lunge, I scooped his legs empty. I saw him "whew" like a kite with a broken string and flew off the stage......
Boy! "Bang" fell and a dog gnawed on the mud. Defeat him with one move!
Li Kui applauded in the audience! "Good! Call you arrogant, and eat your black master's punch again! After saying that, he raised his fist and smashed it... The man won't move on the spot.
Li Kui called "Black Master" a bad thing! Someone recognized him and took advantage of the chaos to shout: "He is the Liangshan Black Whirlwind......"
It's good now, watch the lively people disperse in a hurry! Not far away, a group of officers and soldiers rushed towards this side like crazy! I shouted, "Brother Black is not good, run!" ”
Li Kui couldn't care about anything, turned his head and shouted: "Xiao Yi, run towards the city gate, the second brother is at the city gate." ”
I didn't dare to delay when I heard this, so I got up in the carriage and started running wildly... No one cares, take care of yourself!
As soon as they arrived at the city gate, two soldiers were already closing the city gate. Pulling the crossbow machine at the two men, the soldier fell to the ground, leaving the half-open city gate and whistling past.
Xiao Min in the car hurriedly said: "Brother Xiaoyi, the one I fought just now was a trap and deliberately lured you out." ”
Where else can I listen to this! Pegasus had just come out of the gate of the city, and soldiers rushed outside the gate. Pull the prepared box next to the car. One, two... The thistle balls flew out in all directions. Those officers and soldiers who smashed were scurrying around with their heads in their hands... just rushed out of Bianliang City in a panic.
I went out of the moat for a long time, and I heard the shouting from behind: "Xiao Yi... Xiao Yi ......"
How dare I stop! ran out for ten miles in one breath before slowing down. Xiao Min didn't hear a word when she spoke to me in the back.
At this time, Xiao Min shouted again: "Brother Xiaoyi, I seem to hear my father shouting in the back, you are running like crazy, and you are about to break us up." ”
The master finally breathed a sigh of relief and spoke: "Stop!" "Quickly pull up the reins of the horse.
"Come here, carry me down." She can't even move...
Pulled off the curtain and hugged her out. How can she stand this bump! When you put it on the ground, you vomit......
I patted her on the back and said, "I'm sorry! I'm worried about you both, so ......"
The master waved his hand and spit out twice. said: "I know, you don't need to say more. Then he got up, grabbed my hand, and spun around in circles.
"I can't run like this anymore, hurry up and find the inn, the bones are going to be scattered." She said.
Xiao Min walked over and said, "Sister, you haven't been out for a long time, you should have come out to move your muscles and bones a long time ago." ”
Shi Shi nodded: "Yes! I'm so unsturdy. ”