Chapter 241: The Great Fool

"Hey, there's something to eat!

Li Xingzhou screamed in surprise and ran towards a pile of fire.

There was a clay urn boiling on it, and in it was stewed meat, probably horse meat.

"Stop, who allowed you to eat our meat?"

A few guys grabbed Li Xingzhou and put him back.

"It's dirty and smelly like a wild man, get out of here!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I won't be able to survive anyway, and let me be a full ghost?"

Li Xingzhou screamed like a thief who had been arrested.

"That's our business!"

The rebels tossed him aside and cursed,

"We don't know you,!"

"Don't get out!"

Li Xingzhou was reluctant.

"I'm just here to die, and I can have a companion on the Huangquan Road after a while!"

"I'll cut you if I don't roll!"

"Whatever, slash here!"

Li Xingzhou patted his neck.

"Anyway, if you don't cut me, I will starve to death or be killed by others, so it's better to go to reincarnation as soon as possible!"

Li Xingzhou, now he is alive and well, a flamboyant market scoundrel and a veteran oilman.

"This scoundrel! Ignore him! ”

"Hey, don't ignore me!"

Li Xingzhou died and begged to come up.

"Anyway, give me a stutter!"

"It fucking stinks!"

A few rebels shouted.

"Shout, throw him into the pond!"

With that, they lifted Li Xingzhou up.

Li Xingzhou danced and shouted.

Thrown into the small pond with a thud.

The rebels laughed out loud, purely for the sake of mischief.

"Let's drink!"

The rebels dispersed in twos and threes.

It can be seen that they are really confused, not only are they unguarded, but they also have no hope.

But seek a moment of food and clothing and drunkenness, and dream of death.

Li Xingzhou seemed to be very embarrassed and got out of the water.

But I secretly sighed in my heart, it is also beneficial to be a scoundrel.

At least they've made them think of me as "one of the kind", so they're not wary of me!

"Wash, scrub, scrub!"

Li Xingzhou stood in the pond and hummed while scrubbing.

A few rebels sat by the fire in the pond, drinking wine and laughing.

"This savage boy is quite stupid!"

"Hey, about the soldiers in the middle?!"

Li Xingzhou shouted.

No one paid any attention to him.

"Are you all poor people from the backwoods? None of them came from the gate? ”

Li Xingzhou shouted and cursed.

The Tang people's sense of family and county sense is particularly strong, and Li Xingzhou is tantamount to deliberately provoking.

"Shut your beak!"

One guy picked up a lump of mud and smashed it at it.

Li Xing dodged by diving into the water on Monday, and came out with a smile.

"So, you're a soldier in Kannai?"

"Lao Tzu is a native of Luoyang! What's the matter, you savage boy is not convinced? ”

The man scolded.

Li Xingzhou beckoned to him.

"Come here, come here. I'll tell you a piece of wealth. ”

"You savage boy, and rich!"

The man sneered.

"Die that heart, Lao Tzu himself doesn't have enough to eat, how can I give it to you!"

"Savages?"

Li Xingzhou plunged his head into the water, rubbed a few handfuls of mud accumulated on his face, and got a haircut.

"Have you ever seen such a handsome, dashing savage?"

The man looked at it fixedly, and his eyes lit up.

"Yo, the stinky boy is quite handsome with fine skin and tender meat...... Let Lao Tzu see, the ass is not warped! ”

"Get out, I'm not good at this!"

Li Xingzhou scolded.

"You're just going to be so good, giving you ten stunning beauties, can you enjoy it?"

"Bragging!"

The man laughed.

Boy, you're fainting from hunger! ”

"I told you, let you come forward a little bit. If others hear it, this wealth will not be able to be shared. ”

Li Xingzhou said very seriously.

The man hesitated for a moment, and took two steps forward lazily.

"If there's a fart, let it go."

"Actually, I am the secret envoy of the prison army secretly sent by His Majesty the Emperor to the front line of Shuo Dynasty and Dingxiang, and I am responsible for top secret."

Li Xingzhou said.

"Now that Shuozhou and Daizhou have fallen one after another, I have to report the top-secret military information found here to His Majesty the Emperor as soon as possible. If you can escort me back to Luoyang, I will give you fifty taels of gold and ten more beautiful maids! ”

The man laughed twice, picked up a piece of mud and smashed it at Li Xingzhou.

Li Xing plunged into the water on Monday to escape, and scolded when he came out.

"If you don't fuck it, you won't do it, I'll find someone else!"

"Liar, dare to curse!"

The man smashed another cloud of mud and rock.

"Don't believe it!"

Li Xingzhou shouted and scolded while dodging.

"Lao Tzu went to Luoyang by himself and received this wealth by himself! Could it be that you are still a rebel like you, waiting to be beheaded by the Turks or caught by the Tang army? ”

"What did you say!!"

Li Xingzhou's words directly stabbed the man's sore spot, and he picked up the mud and smashed it indiscriminately.

A few people next to him also came over to pick up mud and stones.

Li Xingzhou plunged into the water and held back for a long time without coming up.

"Ho, this kid is water-based!"

The rebels exclaimed a few times and whispered again.

"You say, is what he said true?"

People always have the desire to survive. Who really wants to become a bandit and wait for death after a full meal?

Li Xingzhou came out of the water, climbed ashore from the other end of the pond and ran away, scolding as he ran.

"Don't give it to wealth, it's not enough to plan! Lao Tzu is not accompanied, you are here to wait for death! ”

"Catch him!"

Li Xingzhou snickered in his heart, these people had already sentenced themselves to death in their hearts.

Surely they will not listen to persuasion and cannot lobby.

Tricks that want to capture the past can be useful!

So he deliberately ran slower, and was caught up by these people and fell to the ground.

"Let go of me, you idiots!"

Li Xingzhou struggled and scolded.

"I am the confidant of Emperor Zetian! I have a terrible mission! If you miss the important affairs of the imperial court, you three clans will be wiped out! ”

"Boy, if you don't make it clear what your mission is, I'll give you here today!"

Someone took out a rope-sharpened knife and pointed it at Li Xingzhou's throat.

"Don't, don't, have something to say!"

Li Xingzhou looked very greedy for life and afraid of death, his eyes widened and he swallowed saliva, and whispered.

"If I say it, don't spread it! Otherwise, the world will be in chaos! ”

"If you have something to say, let it go, otherwise you will be wiped with a knife!"

"Okay, I say ......"

Li Xingzhou hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice.

"The head of the Northern Expedition's Shan Yudao March, you know, right?"

"Nonsense!"

"He's always been at odds with Emperor Zetian, you know?"

The sergeants looked at each other in a slight startle.

This kind of insider story of the high-level of the court, how can they know about it like a small pawn?

Li Xingzhou sneered.

"I know you don't know the situation!"

"You make it clear!"

"Okay, okay, I said, don't do it, take the knife out of the way!"

Li Xingzhou was arrogant for a second, and immediately lowered his profile and whispered.

"In his early years, Heizhi Changzhi was exiled to the Western Regions for more than ten years, you should know this, right?"

The reason is that he was the political enemy of Emperor Zetian, and he and the eldest grandson Wuji and others opposed Emperor Zetian as the empress. And then now, whenever the Black Tooth Changzhi leads troops to the battle, the Emperor of Heaven is very uneasy....."

"So she's going to send people like us to secretly spy on the army!"

"As soon as the Black Tooth Changzhi leads the troops to do anything unsubservient, we will report it immediately! Once you get back, we're rewarded! ”

These people's eyes lit up.

"And what did you find this time?"

"I can't tell you that, I can only tell Emperor Zetian!"

Li Xingzhou's face was blank and he said very seriously.

"It's a matter of military affairs, what are you asking about?"

"I'll stab you without saying anything!!"

In response to this group of rebellious soldiers, the strategy formulated by Li Xingzhou in his heart is quite clear.

They are different from Fang Peng and others.

Fang Peng and the others can be regarded as "defeated soldiers" at most, but almost none of these people in front of them are injured and have thrown away their clothes and armor.

Then it is quite possible to be a "deserter".

Deserters returning to the barracks are bound to be severely punished.

Therefore, they are very afraid of military law, and they are very afraid of black teeth.

I didn't dare to go back to the barracks at all, and I was afraid of being caught by the Tang army.

Therefore, the only way to do this is to throw a thigh that is bigger than the black tooth Changzhi and let them hold it as a talisman.

They're likely to be interested!

"Boy, do you want to say it?!"

The rebel soldier viciously put the tip of his knife against Li Xingzhou's throat, and he was almost about to see blood.

"Okay, okay, I say!"

Li Xingzhou swallowed his saliva and whispered.

"This time, Gao Cheng was stubborn and self-serving, did not distinguish between fiction and reality, and sent troops to attack Heisha without authorization, resulting in the loss of his teacher and humiliation of the country and the loss of Shuozhou."

"The Shuo Dynasty was originally one, and as soon as Shuozhou was lost, the Daizhou would soon fall, and the entire Hebei would not be at peace."

"You say, does Gao Cheng deserve death for his endless crimes?"

"Yes, that bastard is the one who has caused us to fall to this point for his own selfishness!!"

The sergeants immediately cursed.

Li Xingzhou was happy in his heart, it seems that I judged correctly, these people are soldiers from Shuozhou!

Gao Cheng was originally a Shuozhou general, and he led the Shuozhou soldiers to defeat the battle.

Shuozhou soldiers don't buy his account and look at him wrongly, this is a matter of course!

"Brothers, don't panic, don't panic, listen to me!"

Li Xingzhou whispered.

"Gao Cheng is a person with black teeth, so the Emperor of Heaven has long looked at him unpleasantly."

"The last time he was treated, he was not cured, because the black tooth Changzhi relied on his military achievements and high prestige to put pressure on the imperial court."

"Now that Gao Cheng has done this kind of humiliating thing, as long as I report the truth to the ears of Emperor Zetian, Gao Cheng will definitely die, and if Hei Zhi Changzhi wants to report the military situation to cover up for him, there will be no way to hide it."

"Once Gao Cheng is punished, the black tooth Changzhi will inevitably be involved. You think, if I help Emperor Zetian cut off Gao Cheng and strike at the sworn enemy of Black Tooth Changzhi, wouldn't it be a great achievement? ”

"Emperor Zetian, can you not reward me?"

“...... Before leaving, the Emperor Zetian promised me, as long as things are done properly, I will be awarded five grades of loose officials, and another hundred taels of gold and Liangtian Meiji, Luoyang, this is a great wealth waiting for me! ”

These inferior sergeants.

Listening to Li Xingzhou's rambling talk about high-level schemes, the political situation of the court and military affairs, he was confused and deeply shocked.

"Boy, are you serious?"

The sergeant asked.

"Nonsense!"

Li Xingzhou snorted.

"Why don't you make up a story like this for me?"

“……”

The sergeants were dumbfounded for a moment, this long story, let alone making it up by themselves.

Even after listening to the retelling, I can't finish it!

"Still don't let me go? I am your riches, and you have done this to me! ”

The sergeants hurriedly let him go, and said in disbelief.

"If we escort you all the way back to Luoyang, can you keep us from dying and send us some money home?"

"So you're just a little bit of a good idea? Sure enough, it's a poor sour leopard! ”

Li Xingzhou sneered.

"Damn it, it's Gao Cheng, what do you have to do with it? If you are as loyal as I am, then the Heavenly Emperor has done this errand, and you will be a hero! ”

"The golden land and the beautiful servants are a fart, do you dare to make you a seven-grade official?"

"Boy, don't brag!"

The soldiers' eyes lit up.

"Believe it or not!"

Li Xingzhou took his hair, very chic and arrogant,

"When Shuozhou fell, I had already ordered someone to secretly take Gao Cheng down and escort him to Bingzhou! ...... Did you know? ”

The sergeants were taken aback again, and made a surprise gesture again.

"Good! That foolish official is damn good! ”

"I'm miserable!"

Li Xingzhou sighed and said,

"I was going to go to Daizhou again to investigate the military situation, but I happened to encounter the fall of Daizhou, so I mixed with a group of fleeing refugees and miscellaneous soldiers, and hid in the jungle for several days before picking up a life. I thought I had found a group of you men who were a little bold and dared to take wealth and nobility, but I didn't expect you to be more cautious and courageous than girls! ”

"Forget it, I won't tell you more! You will continue to be deserters and mountain bandits, and I will go to Bingzhou to escort Gao Cheng back to Luoyang and lead me to my wealth! ”

After that, Li Xingzhou ran away.

"Stop, stop!"

Several rebels swarmed up and grabbed Li Xingzhou again, this time with a rope.

"Let's go, go back and talk to the boss! This kid may really be our life talisman and great wealth, look at it, don't let him run away! ”

Li Xingzhou struggled and scolded vigorously, but he breathed a sigh in his heart.

Well, I finally got the stakes in the hearts of these people

......

If you drive them again, there will be hope!

The rebels tied up Li Xingzhou and threw him into a private house and sent three people to take care of him.

Then several leaders got together and discussed.

Li Xingzhou shouted arrogantly.

"I'm the secret envoy of the Emperor Zetian, and I'm going to take you to get rich together!"

"Hurry up and get me something to eat, what's in it for you to starve me to death?"

He deliberately shouted loudly so that more rebels would know about this and arouse their desire to "be good".

The pawn in charge of guarding him pondered for a while.

really brought Li Xingzhou food and drink, and fed him one bite at a time.

One guy whispered flatteringly.

"If I serve you well and return to Luoyang, can you help me get a petty official? You don't need seven products, just nine products! ”

"When I go back to Luoyang and become a five-grade Beijing official, it will be Tonggui!"

Li Xing said with a glance.

"I have the power to raise people to the imperial court, and to ensure that you are a seven, eighty, or nine-grade official, it is as simple as eating and drinking tea! ...... Have you heard of it? ”

The man was excited, and without hesitation, he came to untie the rope for Li Xingzhou.

The two people next to him pulled him away and rushed to untie the rope for Li Xingzhou.

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