Chapter 12: Unlucky to be caught

She has always been an atheist, believing in science and the core values of socialism, but when she really encountered the crossing incident, Jiang Wan believed it.

"What sound?" The guards were lured by the sound of talking and the light of burning paper money, and quickly surrounded Jiang Wan, "Who?" Keep your head up! ”

Jiang Wan raised his head in annoyance: "Brother Guard, it's me." ”

She has lived in the cold palace for a long time, and even now she is wrapped like a ball, and the guards recognize her: "Xinnu, why are you here?" ”

"I, I'm just cold, come here to bake a fire and keep warm. Without bothering you on duty, I'll go first. Jiang Wan said weakly, and quickly stood up and prepared to slip away.

"Stop!"

But the guards were not so easy to be fooled, and stepped forward to stop Jiang Wan: "It's okay to bake the fire, but you don't need to burn the yellow paper." It is forbidden to burn sacrifices privately in the palace, I'm sorry Xinnu, come with us. ”

As he spoke, he couldn't say anything, and he took Jiang Wan out of the cold palace. Fortunately, it was night, and no one found out when they were all attending the banquet, otherwise Jiang Wan would definitely be even more embarrassed.

Jiang Wan lowered his head, and was escorted by the guards all the way and didn't know where to go, only knowing that after walking for a long time, suddenly the guards stopped all together and knelt on the ground: "Please say hello to the emperor." ”

Emperor? Could it be a trip to the land?

Jiang Wan looked up in a hurry, but found that it was indeed Lu Zhixing's Luan, she quickly knelt down, not daring to look up again.

"Something happened to her at such a late hour." In the cold wind, Lu Zhixing's voice sounded so far away that it was beyond reach.

"Back to the emperor, Xin Nu burned paper in the cold palace at night, which violated the palace rules, and now Weichen and others want to take her to the Shen Criminal Division." The head of the guard replied.

"Burning paper for memorials? Tonight's dinner, you don't go to the banquet, but go to the cold palace to burn paper? Heh, didn't you say you weren't feeling well? Are you a deception? ”

Lu Zhixing's voice was still faint, but Jiang Wan's heart was beating in his ears!

Lu scumbag!

Isn't she just burning paper? At most, it's just a punishment for violating the palace rules. It's good that he upgraded her to the crime of bullying the king all of a sudden!

It's good now, she can't save her head if she can't do it.

Thinking of this, Jiang Wan had an idea, and hurriedly distinguished loudly: "What I burned is not yellow paper, yes, it is a wishing charm!" ”

"Wishing charms? What's that? Lu Zhixing snorted coldly and pierced Jiang Wan mercilessly, "You shouldn't be trying to deceive me, right?" Xin woman? ”

"No, no, no, how dare I, the concubine have such courage, I hope the emperor will see it!" Jiang Wan was so frightened that he threw himself on the ground all of a sudden, pretending to be trembling.

"Hmph, you don't have that much guts." Lu Zhixing threw down this sentence, and Luan drove away.

"Whew." When Jiang Wan was just thinking about escaping the catastrophe, he didn't expect the chief eunuch to suddenly run over, "Woman Xin, the emperor summoned you, don't hurry up and keep up!" ”

"Ah......" Jiang Wan's eyes darkened, thinking that this Lu Zhixing was really black-bellied, but he had to follow hard.

When he arrived at Lu Zhixing's dormitory and imperial study, Jiang Wan was first hung outside for more than an hour, it is said that the emperor was handling government affairs inside, until Jiang Wan's feet were numb, and the chief eunuch was late: "Woman Xin, summoned by the emperor." ”

"Yes." Jiang Wan rubbed his numb feet and followed him in.

There were few people in the hall, it was very quiet, Jiang Wan knelt on the ground, and he didn't dare to come out.

"You said you burned a prayer talisman, do you think I'll believe it?" Lu Zhixing was aloof and his tone was cold.

"This ......" Jiang Wan's tongue was knotted, and he didn't know what to say.

At this time, the guards came in, holding a plate of things in their hands, and sent them to Lu Zhixing: "Your Majesty, this is the yellow paper that didn't have time to burn, and it was found in Xinnu's house." ”

"You-" Jiang Wan didn't expect that the black-bellied emperor would actually send someone to search his house.

"Well, you go down." Lu Zhixing's face was unfathomable, and when he lifted the silk cloth and looked at it, his brows were tightly locked, "What is painted on this?" ”

"Oh, Peppa Pig." Jiang Wan said calmly.

"Peppa Pig? What is it? Lu Zhixing looked at a pig drawn with extremely childish and shoddy pen and ink on the yellow paper with disgust.

"It's a prayer charm, the pig is an auspicious animal, and you can make a wish by drawing it. It is the god Peppa Pig, special spirit. Jiang Wan was talking nonsense, and at the same time felt secretly glad in his heart.

Fortunately, her head turned a few more times, and she was afraid that the burning of yellow paper would be discovered, so she drew a few Peppa Pig on the paper in advance. It's not pretty, but there's a difference.