Chapter 21: It's a Monkey

"I said Duhe, if you don't know how to draw, just say it. You can't draw such a thing to fool around, can you? ”

"I said monkey, which eye did you see that the master was fooling?"

"You're not fooling around, could it be that you are painting a lotus flower that has not bloomed?"

Hou Guobin laughed at Du He and pointed to the lotus flower painted by Du He with his finger.

Not only did Du He have a disdainful smile on his face, but so did the others in the Wanhua Building.

It's just that because of Du He's identity, no one dares to speak.

Even Changsun Chong shook his head helplessly when he saw the lotus flower of the Du Lotus.

However, Du He had an indifferent expression on his face, and looked at Hou Guobin with contempt.

"If you say that you haven't seen it, you're still not convinced, today the master will let you know what it means to paint."

After Du He finished speaking, he asked the guy from Wanhualou to bring a cup of tea.

I saw Du He take the tea in his mouth, and sprayed it on the lotus picture he had drawn.

As the tea sprayed on the picture scroll, the originally ordinary picture scroll changed in an instant.

Originally, the two lotus flowers that had not bloomed were slowly opening in front of everyone's eyes at this time.

In the end, it turned out to be a beautiful pair of Lian, which is by no means an exaggeration to describe it as lifelike.

Everyone was dumbfounded at this moment, and Hou Guobin rubbed his eyes even more.

And muttered to himself: "Impossible, this is absolutely impossible." ”

"There's a lot of impossible, you've seen it a few times."

After Du He finished speaking, he went back to his seat directly, while Hou Guobin was still standing there stunned.

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"I said Lao Du, do you know that your son is so awesome?" Cheng Yanjin opened his mouth and asked Du Ruhui.

"This kid has really shocked me a lot in the last few days. Although the cynical temper has not changed, the others are the same as before. ”

"People say that knowing the son is Mo Ruo's father, I think your father is in vain." Cheng bit Jin's big mouth and said with a disdainful face.

"Now I'm looking forward to what tricks this kid can come up with."

It turned out that there was a private room on the edge of the second floor, and the person sitting in this private room was none other than Li Shimin.

There were also Qin Qiong, Wei Chigong, Cheng Yanjin and Du Ruhui and others sitting beside him.

They didn't come to Wanhualou today to win the Oiran. Instead, I came to see the excitement.

At this time, Sister Hua continued to speak: "Now is the last item, this time it is your courage to compete. As long as whoever has the most guts, then this one is his win. ”

Hearing the boldness, the entire Wanhualou was boiled at this time.

"I'll give you a chest stone."

"What are you, there is a kind of oil pot where you come to the knife mountain."

"If you dare, I'll accompany you, it's a big deal that we'll die together."

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One after another, people were clamoring, and there were all kinds of ways to show their boldness.

But Du He looked at Hou Guobin with his eyes again, which couldn't help but make Hou Guobin fight a cold war.

Hou Guobin couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "You'd better stay away from me, I don't want to go crazy with you." ”

But the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. For Duho had already stood up and walked towards him.

Du He came to Hou Guobin and said to Hou Guobin: "It seems that you can't do piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, you are a monkey, why don't you compare your guts?" ”

No matter how you say it, this Hou Guobin is also a small prince, and he is definitely a person with a head and a face in Chang'an City.

And now that the nobles in Chang'an City are gathered in Wanhualou, if they admit it now, they will lose their faces.

So he gritted his teeth and said, "What is there to dare to compare with you." Say, what do you want to do? ”

"Master heard them shouting what to go up the knife mountain and down the oil pot, why don't you try it with you, the monkey?"

"I warn you, if you dare to call Ben Gongzi a monkey again, don't blame Ben Gongzi for turning his face with you."

Hou Guobin was gritting his teeth at this time, eager to pick up Du He into pieces now.

However, Du He said with a nonchalant face: "Don't underestimate this monkey, the monkey is a very intelligent animal." ”

"And the master heard that Chen Xuanzang went to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, and he was followed by a monkey."

"Hugh is going to talk nonsense there, even if I lose my head with you today, I, Hou Guobin, will not blink an eye."

At this time, Hou Guobin was completely enraged by Du He. The trace of fear in my heart has also disappeared.

"It seems that it is really wrong to call you a monkey, you are really not as smart as a monkey. Good who plays with you to lose your head, you say you are not stupid. ”

Hou Guobin stepped forward directly, reaching out to grab Du He's placket.

And gritted his teeth and said: "Do you think that I, Hou Guobin, dare not turn my face with you?" ”

"Do you think the master will be afraid that you will turn your face, if you don't even dare to play a monkey, what face does the master have in this Chang'an City?"

Du He said as he reached out and knocked away Hou Guobin's hand that was grabbing his shirt.

then walked towards the stage, and said to Hou Guobin: "Today, the master will bet with you and jump off from here." ”

The stage for this Oiran Festival was set up on the second floor, and it was more than one meter high. Coupled with the distance from the second floor to the first floor, it must be at least four meters or more.

If you jump straight from here, it's really not a joke if you don't have any ability.

At this time, Hou Guobin was completely enraged by Du He, and came directly to Du He's side and said without fear: "Come, am I really afraid that you won't succeed?" ”

"Okay, then let's count to three and jump together, and whoever stands firm when jumping down will win."

After Du He finished speaking, he stretched out three fingers, and put one away for each count.

When Du He put away the last finger, Hou Guobin jumped forward and jumped down.

After landing, he actually stood in place, but it was only for a moment. Then he sat down on the ground.

Hou Guobin, who was sitting on the ground, looked around for Du He who jumped down, but he didn't see a figure.

At this time, Du He stood on the stage, gave Hou Guobin a thumbs up and said, "Okay, you won this game." ”

After Du He finished speaking, he turned around and rushed towards the eldest grandson, and then sat down casually.

"Lao Du, your son is really insidious. Hou Junji's little monkey cub was really tricked by him as a monkey. ”

At this time, Du Ruhui was stunned. He never thought that Du He could play Hou Guobin like this.

Even Li Shimin's expression became weird, and it is estimated that even he didn't expect Du He to be so insidious.

At this time, Du He sat there and shouted to Sister Hua: "Hurry up and announce it, it is estimated that no one is fatter than monkey gall." ”