Chapter 4 An inch of death in Ningbei is not an inch of life in the south

Although Qin Yiming in this world is a murderer, Qin Yiming still can't hold back his inner impulses and desires after holding back in Yang Baihu's house for a while, he still wants to go out and see the outside world.

After dressing up in disguise, the big cow and the little monkey confirmed that it was not easy to be recognized by acquaintances, he swaggered out with the big cow and the little monkey, in his impression, the ancients should be difficult to recognize the people in disguise, those women dressed as men, others can't recognize them, not to mention the men, they found a small handful of beards to stain, and their hearts are a lot more steady.

Anlu Street at the end of the Ming Dynasty was really more lively than he imagined, with people coming and going on the street, bustling, giving Qin Yiming the feeling that he had come to a peaceful and prosperous world.

"Good, good, good!" The crowd kept applauding and applauding, so it was not lively.

Qin Yiming and his gang were immediately attracted by the loud shouts, and the little monkey squeezed in to take a look, it turned out that someone was playing monkey.

"Hey, I said little monkey, you see someone is playing tricks on your ancestors, look how happy everyone is! You see, this monkey has a lot of spirituality, with a round wheel under his feet, and he is wearing a small red belly pocket. Da Niu quipped.

Just as he was talking, the monkey who stepped on the round wheel, holding the copper plate, came to the big cow and the little monkey, begging for a reward, the two immediately turned their faces away, and the little monkey did not stay, and continued to move to the next one.

"I said little monkey, you are also slamming the door, your ancestors came to give a reward, you don't lose two copper plates, what face will you have in your monkey world in the future!" The big cow may often be bullied by the little monkey, and when he encounters a rare opportunity today, of course he will not let it go.

"I said, do you want to taste my monkey fist? Why don't I show you in public what a monkey steals a peach? Under the obscenity of the little monkey, the big bull immediately shut up.

The monkey man saw the reward on the gong, not very satisfied, said: "Everyone, I am a foreigner, passing by here, see the beautiful mountains and rivers here, outstanding people, today I will show my unique skills here, this is my stuff at the bottom of the box, can not be seen elsewhere, if you are satisfied, more rewards, more rewards!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, even if you have any unique skills, you will be rewarded for your good looks!" The crowd shouted in a rough tone.

"Good! Ladies and gentlemen, look at it! The monkey trickster took a large box, opened it for the audience to check, and the box was empty, and then said, "Little brute, let me in!" ”

The monkey seemed to understand the master's words, first jumped on the monkey man's head, knocked the monkey man's head, as if to resist the monkey man scolding himself as a beast, this funny action immediately caused the people around him to burst into laughter, and then the little monkey jumped into the wooden box, the monkey man immediately covered the big wooden box, and then took a piece of black cloth to cover it, after a while, after a while, after a period of pretending to be a ghost, the monkey man invited a spectator to tear off the black cloth, open the box, and let everyone be surprised by something. The monkey inside the large box vanished out of thin air.

Everyone was amazed, looked different, and began to whisper.

It must still be in the box, this box should have two layers, Qin Yiming thought to himself.

"It must still be in the box, in full view of everyone, and it can't disappear out of thin air, unless the monkey will escape!" A crisp voice came from Qin Yiming's side, Qin Yiming didn't pay attention to his side just now, he went to see the monkey, only to find that there was a young man with a delicate face and gorgeous clothes standing beside him, this young man had pink skin, frowning willow eyebrows, and his peach-like mouth was slightly raised, saying that he was a young man Qin Yiming's heart was weird, and this young man looked too good... It's beautiful, and there is a faint fragrance, with this crispy sound.

I really want to go up and kiss it, I'll go, Qin Yiming tightened his eyes hard to make himself normal, there are shemales in this era?!

"Young master, but there are no monkeys in that box!" An attendant next to him said, looking very standard.

"Hey, I said what about your monkeys?" Someone shouted, and the crowd began to make a noise, and everyone's interest was seduced.

At this time, Yang Chen suddenly saw a hairy claw, which instantly ripped away the jade pendant hanging from the young man's body, Yang Chen immediately turned around, wanting to remind the young man, "Hey, little brother, you ......"

The young man only noticed that it was Qin Yiming standing beside him at this time, and his expression immediately changed, as if he was frightened and nervous, dragging his entourage and running out of the crowd.

What's the situation, I ran away without saying a word, am I so scary? I just want to tell you that someone stole your things, no, there are monkeys who steal your things, hey, it's hard to be a good person, so why should I be a good person!

Qin Yiming scoffed at the young man's behavior, and he didn't bother to be angry about it, and continued to look at the monkey.

At this time, the monkey puppeteer raised his hands to signal everyone to be quiet, and then pointed to the tall tree behind the audience, and everyone looked back, and sure enough, they saw a monkey wearing a red belly pocket, playing in the tree.

"Good, good, wonderful!" Many people screamed, countless copper coins were thrown on the ground, and the monkey charmer closed his mouth with joy.

Qin Yiming lost interest, so he said to the big cow and the little monkey: "Let's eat and drink!" ”

Qin Yiming and the others entered a first-class restaurant, called Zuixianju, originally the big cow and the little monkey tried their best to oppose eating here, because there is a lot of traffic here, it is the most famous restaurant in Anlu, it is too unsafe, but they can't resist Qin Yiming, the eldest young master, so they sat down in the lobby next to the wing room on the second floor, and the shopkeeper came over to pour tea and water diligently, and asked, "What do the masters eat?" ”

"What's so delicious?" Qin Yiming asked.

"Our Drunken Immortal Residence is the best restaurant in Anlu, if you want to eat, as long as it is the food that you said, we have it!" The shopkeeper became angry.

Qin Yiming smiled evilly: "It's really so powerful, then give me three servings, mine will be three ripe, and then give me good wine!" ”

The shopkeeper hesitated for a moment, and said with a smile: "Steak? Master, are you talking about sauced beef? Well, how many pounds do you want? ”

"Steak is steak, sauce beef is sauce beef, but if you don't have steak, just have two catties of sauce beef! The food can be reluctant, and the wine must be the best for me! Qin Yiming said emphatically.

"Great!" The shopkeeper immediately ran down, and after a while, he came up with wine and food.

Qin Yiming took a bite of the sauced beef and felt that it was okay, then took a sip of wine and immediately spit it out.

"I'm going to it, is this wine? How can this black shop add water to the wine? The most unbearable thing in the world is to put water in the wine! Qin Yiming was furious, baijiu was his favorite, and he could drink it with a sip.

"Young master, this wine is quite normal, it is not mixed with water!" The little monkey whispered.

"Didn't you drink it, this concentration is so low, it doesn't even feel like beer, isn't it mixed with water?" Qin Yiming thought about it, in this era, it should only be able to brew this level of wine, what eighteen bowls are not enough, you drink eighteen bowls of Red Star Erguotou to try! Hey, the times are different, forbearance!

"Have you heard? Zhongdu was killed by Zhang Xianzhong all over the place, the corpses were all over the field, and the blood flowed like a river! ”

"Thousands of defenders in the imperial capital have failed to defend Zhang Xianzhong and others, it doesn't matter if you can't win the battle against the Tartars in the north, you can't even beat a few thieves, it's really unreasonable!"

"Incompetent, our officers and soldiers are all rice buckets, where can they still fight, they can bully the common people on weekdays, and the others are useless, those generals are also afraid of death, the most hateful is that Yuan Chonghuan, a traitor seeking glory, colluding with foreigners, he deserves to be cut by a thousand knives!"

"Hey, who else can you count on, although the emperor is working hard to eradicate the eunuchs, but those who are soldiers under his command are all rice buckets, soldiers and bandits, what's the use of relying on the emperor alone, not to mention the current internal and external troubles, the treasury is empty, the people are poor and weak, and it is inevitable that I will be in danger!"

Qin Yi had already seen that those scholars were not pleasing to the eye, and at this time he couldn't help it anymore, stood up and shouted: "Hmph, the reason why you people who can only talk about kung fu can speak out here is because there are soldiers in front of you who are on the bloody battlefield, exchanging their blood and lives for you for a peaceful and peaceful life, but you are pointing fingers here, it's really hateful!" There is a kind of killing slaves and thieves, Yuan Overseer betrays the master for glory? Which eye of yours has seen, and is there any proof? You also follow the nonsense of what others say, do you have a brain, do you have a brain, say one more thing, Lao Tzu wants you to crawl out, do you believe it or not? ”

Qin Yiming knew that sooner or later he would be a hereditary soldier, and he was very angry when he encountered someone slandering a soldier like this!

"What does it have to do with what we say, besides, we are not wrong, if it weren't for those officials and soldiers who were greedy for life and afraid of death, how could my Ming Dynasty fall to this step of the field, the land outside the gate is almost lost, and now even Fengyang, the central capital, has been occupied by thieves!" A scholar retorted.

Qin Yiming stood up angrily, slammed the table, and said viciously: "An inch of death in Ningbei is not an inch in the south!" How many of my Han sons and daughters have died outside the Guan, are they all greedy for life and afraid of death? You know a fart, chew your tongue again, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you to death! ”

Those few cheap-mouthed people were frightened by Qin Yiming's momentum and height, and they didn't dare to say anything more, they had already identified in their hearts: this person was obviously an ignorant and reckless man!

"An inch of death in Ningbei, not a foot in the south! Well said! Another scholarly man next to him opened his mouth and praised, got up at the same time, and walked towards Qin Yiming.

Inside the wings.

"An inch of death in Ningbei, not a foot in the south! Hmph, there is a heroic tone, most of them are just reckless! The pink-faced boy said.

"Miss, this young master of the Qin family is fortunate that he didn't recognize us today! Hehe, I thought others wouldn't recognize me with two mustaches, which was too funny. The attendant next to him said.

"It's normal that he doesn't recognize him, I've seen him, but he hasn't seen me, and besides, we're all men." The young lady said.

"I look at the young master of the Qin family, who is quite upright!" The attendant said in praise, with a hint of adoration on his little face.

"Hmph, what does he know, he doesn't understand anything, at most he only has a lot of blood, bandits are like combs, soldiers are like shavings, no matter how he says, he is a scourge to the people, he will also be a soldier and a bandit in the future, there is nothing to praise!" The young lady was very disdainful.

"Oh"

"Is this wine mixed with water? Why didn't I drink it?! ”