Chapter 851: Critically Ill
In Ma Du's eyes, Lao Zhu has always been powerful, just like a towering mountain, no matter how time changes, it will stand tall.
Illness is even more insulated from him, and almost all the imperial doctors in the palace are prepared for concubines and princes and grandchildren, and Lao Zhu hardly needs it.
Hearing that the people in the palace had rumored that he had entered the palace to see Lao Zhu, Ma Du was quite surprised, but he immediately felt that this was normal, after all, it had been thirty years since Hongwu.
After getting out of the carriage, a cold wind hit Ma Du and sneezed heavily, Zhang Wuliu hurriedly put the big sneezer in his hand on Ma Du.
"Five or six, you go home first, I don't know when I will come out of the palace this time." took the medicine box from Zhang Wuliu's hand and followed the little eunuch all the way into the palace.
Zhu Biao and Zhu Xiongying were guarding the back door of the palace, and when they saw Ma Du, they greeted them, "Uncle, you're here!" ”
Seeing people here, he knew that Lao Zhu was very sick, and Ma Du gave a salute to the two crown princes, and asked straight to the point: "What disease does the emperor have?" ”
Who knew that the two shook their heads together, and Zhu Xiongying replied: "The emperor doesn't let anyone serve the sick, my father and son can't get in, and I ask Uncle Guo to cure the emperor." ”
Ma Du arched his hand and replied: "Your Royal Highness, rest assured, Weichen will do his best." ”
Xiao Huang had already pushed open the door and said, "Uncle Guo, come in." ”
Ma Du followed Xiao Huang into the door, a hot breath came to his face, only to feel that the palace was as warm as spring, and then he saw that there were several braziers in the hall burning vigorously.
The strange thing is that there is no one in the hall, only two little eunuchs, and there is no figure of the imperial doctor, only the woman's muffled gasps and Lao Zhu's strange moans came from behind the balance.
Ma Du followed Xiao Huang around the screen, only to see Lao Zhu half-lying on the dragon couch, and a palace maid was buried in his crotch, with something in her mouth.
Belch...... What can it be, Lao Zhu is really a pervert!
This is not what the courtiers should see, Ma Du turned around and left after a pause, but Xiao Huang grabbed Ma Du's sleeve, "Uncle Guo stays, you don't have to shy away!" ”
Ma Du immediately understood, no wonder Lao Zhu didn't let people serve the sick, it turned out that he had the disease of a widow, and with his strong character, he must not want people to know.
Lao Zhu also saw Ma Du, asked the palace maid who was lying under him to retreat, and waved at Ma Du with an anxious face, "Xuanzhong, come and treat me!" ”
Ma Du stepped forward to greet Lao Zhu and said directly: "It is incumbent upon Your Majesty to summon Weichen to diagnose the disease, but Weichen is better at surgery, and when it comes to nourishing and aphrodisiac, he is not as good as an ordinary doctor." ”
Lao Zhu's face was swollen, his lips were chapped, his face was haggard, and he shook his head and said: "Xuanzhong is mistaken, how much can I think about women at this age, just now I just wanted the palace maid to suck out the urine for me." ”
"Sucking pee?" Ma Du's eyebrows were raised high all of a sudden, and the more he suctioned, the more he couldn't pee, so he could only suck out some things from the side, "Can't Your Majesty pee?" Since when? ”
Lao Zhu nodded painfully, "I've actually had this problem for almost twenty years, sometimes good and sometimes bad, but it's not a big deal, but it suddenly worsened a few months ago, and I couldn't pee at all two days ago, and I didn't even dare to drink saliva when I was holding it back." ”
"Then what did the Imperial Doctor say?"
Lao Zhu shook his head, "I have never called the imperial doctor to see me, and if it weren't for helplessness, I wouldn't have come to you." ”
"Weichen probably knows what is wrong with His Majesty, in addition to the dripping lower abdomen when His Majesty is ill, does he often feel like he is falling, and the longer he sits, the more uncomfortable he becomes?"
Lao Zhu smiled and grabbed Ma Du's arm, "Xuanzhong is really good at medicine, he only knows what the symptoms are after listening to me say a few words, and he will quickly diagnose and treat me." ”
"Okay, your majesty, don't worry, we'll treat you." Ma Du opened Lao Zhu's cup and gently pinched it on his swollen calf, and it was a pit, and the skin and flesh did not rebound for a long time, afraid that the urine held in the bladder had refluxed into the kidneys and caused damage to the kidneys.
"How? It may be cured! ”
Ma Du nodded and replied: "It can be cured, but Your Majesty will suffer somewhat." ”
"Are you going to use a knife? I fought out of the rain of swords and swords, and I don't know how many scars I have on my body, and I don't even need anesthetics. ”
Ma Du hesitated: "There is no need to go under the knife, well, just a leather tube is inserted from there to connect His Majesty's urine bubble, and the urine can be drawn out." ”
"Good! Well? Where do you say from? ”
"There! Dragon Root! ”
Ma Du took out the infusion set from the medicine box, although he had been carefully maintaining it, but after decades of use, the original transparent material had turned yellow.
He pulled out the needle and held the thinner tube, and the other end was stuffed into a transparent bottle, and said to Lao Zhu: "Your Majesty is ready, this method is a little painful, but it is the most effective way to do the least damage to the dragon's body." ”
Lao Zhu gritted his teeth and said, "I'm ready, you can do it!" ”
Ma Du wiped the leather tube with an alcohol cotton ball, and then took Lao Zhu's huge capital and got up.
This process is naturally painful, as for the extent of pain, people who have not experienced it are afraid that they will not be able to understand it, anyway, a man like Lao Zhu, who is as majestic as a mountain, is so painful that his lips tremble.
Ma Du gradually panicked in his heart, seeing that the thinnest section of the skin tube was about to be poked to the head, and there was no urine flowing out, suffering such a big crime but it had no effect, Lao Zhu still didn't cut him to death.
Just when he was in a dilemma, he saw a dark liquid like soy sauce flowing out of the leather tube, Ma Du's pupils couldn't help shrinking, and his heart was beating wildly, but his face didn't move at all.
Xiao Huang on the side snorted softly, "Come out, come out!" Your Majesty, your urine is out, but it's the same black as the previous two days. ”
Lao Zhu looked at the dark liquid in the leather tube and let out a long breath, "It's still a clever method!" ”
Ma Du slowly raised his head and asked, "Just now, Little Huang Gonggong said that His Majesty's urine two days ago was also black?" ”
"Yes, I peed black once the day before yesterday, and I couldn't pee again. This urine is either yellow or white, how can it turn black, it is because I have been holding it in my stomach for too long. ”
Ma Du arched his hand and replied: "Your Majesty, Shengming, it's just that I've been holding it in my stomach for too long, and a basin of water will become dirty and smelly if I leave it for a long time, let alone urine." ”
"That's right! I've already said it's okay! Lao Zhu touched his lower abdomen, "Well, I haven't felt so relaxed for a long time, I should have finished urinating, Xuanzhong, you quickly pull out this tube, it's weird and uncomfortable." ”
Ma Du said curtly: "I'm afraid this won't work, Your Majesty's urine is empty now, but as soon as I turn around and drink water, I will urinate again, I can't insert the tube again, after all, it is very painful." ”
Lao Zhu's face changed, "Could it be that I will wear this thing in the future, so how will I see people in the future!" ”