The old principal of Shen Lang's town school looked very angry after reading this exam paper.

He trembled and pointed at Shen Lang and said, "Beast, you didn't learn anything in the Hanshui Town Academy before, like a rotten tree, you couldn't complete the enlightenment after nine years of study, and I couldn't bear it anymore to drive you home." But you were quite pure at the time, and now you have learned to plagiarize and plagiarize, which is simply a shame for readers, and a shame for me. ”

It's not easy, at such an old age, he still ran out to frame him.

Respect for the elderly and love for the young is a traditional virtue.

But...... For some of the bad guys who are getting older, it's a different story entirely.

Wang Lian pointed at Shen Lang and said coldly: "Shen Lang, what else do you have to say?"

Then, suddenly, a woman said, "Shen Gongzi, I don't believe you will plagiarize." The reason why this poem is the same as Wang Lian's main book is purely a coincidence, right? You make a few better poems to prove that you are really talented. ”

"Yes, yes!"

"Shen Lang writes poems to prove your talent. ”

"Yes, Shen Lang, you make better verses to prove that you are not a plagiarist. ”

At this time, Li Wenzheng, a second-class jinshi, said: "There are many scholars present, and at least there are people who are famous. Uncle Shen Lang, if you want, you can compete with them for poetry talent. I'll ask you that if you can surpass them in your poems, it proves that you are not exactly a plagiarist. ”

"Yes, please ask Master Li to ask the question, we are all here to compete with Shen Lang for poetry. ”

Xu Qianqian's heart was extremely happy at this time.

He couldn't help but recall that day, the Xu family slandered Shen Lang for stealing the golden dye formula.

In order to prove himself, Shen Lang came up with better yellow dyes and purple dyes.

Now, it's the same thing.

It's just that at that time, Wang Lian, a second stunned man, ruined the good things of the Xu family, and there is no second Wang Lian today.

The whole audience was Shen Lang's enemy.

Letting Shen Lang compose poems is completely teasing the clown.

In the end, no matter what poems Shen Lang makes, even if it is so good that it is against the sky, he will lose.

Just like in the World Cup in South Korea and Japan, no matter how well you played, the referees were all bribed by one of our countries.

And tonight, there is no referee, or the referee is all enemies, all of them are people who want to crush Shen Lang to death.

This is the prelude to the siege of the Xuanwu Earl's Palace, everyone is young, and there is no need for a bottom line.

Li Wenzheng said: "Shen Lang, isn't the book you wrote "The Legend of the Wind and Moon of Gold/Bottle/Plum", how about composing a poem with the title of Fengyue?"

"Okay, let's take Fengyue as the theme. ”

Shen Lang wrote poetry. ”

"Shen Lang composes poems!"

Several people present cheered one after another.

Shen Lang smiled disdainfully and said, "Why should I compose poetry? What qualifications do you have for me to compete with you for poetry talent?"

Suddenly, these people were furious.

"We are lifting people, and you Shen Lang don't have any fame, if you want to talk about qualifications, you are not qualified to be compared with us. ”

"We gave you the opportunity to prove your innocence, and we didn't even cherish it?"

"After we pass the Jinshi examination, we can serve as the lord of the city and become the pillars of the country, do you think we are qualified?"

"You Shen Lang don't have any fame, just a lowly son-in-law, what qualifications do you have to compare with us?"

Suddenly, these people burst with a sense of superiority.

Shen Lang sneered: "Among you, can one of the five people be able to pass the Jinshi examination?"

"Even if you are admitted to the Jinshi, what if you first mix up with civil officials for a few years, and then finally become a city lord, and finally be able to do the post of Taishou, it is considered that your ancestral tomb will be blown up. ”

"And even if you are asked to be a county warden in your fifties, what will you do? What glory and wealth can you enjoy, what level of wife can you marry, what kind of house can you live in, how many servants can you have?"

"Is it as good as me?"

"I, Shen Lang, live in a 10,000-acre manor, a thousand-acre mansion, and dozens of servants and maids around me. Any maid next to me is a beauty who is one in a thousand. ”

"The brocade robe I am wearing is worth hundreds of gold coins. My wife is the daughter of the earl, the first beauty in the whole Nujiang County. The beauty is superb, the figure is superb, and the martial arts are superb!"

"Every time I go out, there are dozens of cavalry escorts, what kind of pomp?

"The end of your life's struggle is only my starting point. ”

"Everything you dream of, no, what you never dreamed of, I have at my fingertips. ”

"Say, what qualifications do you have to compare with me? You have a bullshit superiority in front of me!"

"You've been lifted, it's amazing. But you have to be a dog for someone else to be eligible to step into tonight's banquet. ”

"However, tonight's banquet is almost for me. ”

"So, you're a fart in front of me!"

As soon as these words came out.

Those few lifters were all dumbfounded.

Shen Lang, you are shameless!

actually said that eating soft rice was so reasonable.

In this kind of scene, you should have told a high-sounding lie, what kind of bullshit do you mean by saying these vulgar truths.

But......

For some reason, these people are filled with sorrow.

Although Shen Lang's words were vulgar, they directly revealed the truth.

This world is so cruel.

This is the saddest thing in the world.

The highest goal you have fought for in your life is nothing more than the starting point for others.

You try your best, even almost to pay for your life, you can't get anything, people are lying in bed and hooking hands, everything.

At this time, you are going to accuse Shen Lang of vulgarity? To say that I study for the benefit of all the people and for the prosperity of the country?

On such a high-end occasion, there is no need to say these hypocritical lies, and there are no fools present.

I'm sorry that there is no nationalism in this world for the time being, unlike our later China, there are really countless elite heroes who have sacrificed everything for the country and the nation.

......

Then, Shen Lang looked at Xu Qianqian and sneered: "You want me to make better poems to prove that I didn't plagiarize?"

"Back then, I, Shen Lang, was just a grass man, and your Xu family could be crushed to death at any time, so I needed to do my best to prove my innocence. ”

"And now, make your mother's poem. ”

After Wang Lian heard Shen Lang's words, he immediately laughed and said, "Shen Lang, are you playing a scoundrel? You are admitting that you plagiarized my poems in disguise, right?"

"Shame on you, you literati. ”

"Not only did you steal my woman, but you also stole my poetry. ”

"Jin Mulan, you are blind and have chosen such a shameless man. ”

Wang Lian was above the hall, pointing at Shen Lang's nose and scolding angrily.

Xu Qianqian's heart was extremely happy.

What if you Shen Lang don't write poetry? What if you play a scoundrel?

Still can't change a fact.

We splash you with dirty water, you have nothing to do, and you can't wash it away by jumping into the Nu River.

No matter how arrogant you are, it can't change the fact that you are poor in donkey skills.

Indeed, in the face of the current situation, there is almost no solution!

Because, there is no referee.

Or rather, the referee has already come on the field to fight.

Any justification is stupid and futile.

At this time, Shen Lang silently took out another thing.

Lysergic acid/diethylamide, the world's most powerful hallucinogen/agent.

Last time, Shen Lang extracted such a little from hundreds of catties of moldy rye.

A small part of them was used on Dasha's stepmother Song, and the effect was strangely good, and there are still many left.

How awesome is this hallucinogen?

No one can bear it, including Shen Lang.

In 1942, the United States/China/Central Intelligence and Newspapers began to study mind-control chemical weapons. Six leading experts in the field of neurophysiology formed a research team to invent an "interrogation drug" that would prevent prisoners from confessing if they took it.

They used many kinds of drugs, such as (large) hemp extract, hypine, etc., but they did not work well.

Finally, they discovered lysergic acid/diethylamide.

As a result, this thing is completely the most awesome interrogation drug, and the CIA experimented on it on a high-ranking US military official, and as a result, he directly confessed a high-level secret, without any mental resistance.

Of course, this thing is also about dosage.

A small dose can make people hallucinate, as if the soul is soaring.

And in large doses, the whole brain will be controlled. It's all about what others ask and what you say, as if the whole person has no mental defense at all.

Later, whether it was the CIA/CIA or the KG/GPB, this kind of thing was used extensively for interrogation.

With this thing, Shen Lang can solve Wang Lian in the simplest and rudeest way, and what other poems can he do to prove his innocence?

Wang Lian pointed at Shen Lang and shouted: "Shen Lang, if you are still a man, you will admit to plagiarizing my poems in front of your wife and in front of everyone present." ”

After that, Wang Lian poured himself another glass of wine and drank it.

Of course he wasn't drunk, he just pretended to be drunk.

Shen Lang secretly handed the strongest condensed hallucinogen/hallucinogen/hallucinogen, and then didn't say a word.

Mulan hesitated for a moment, found the best opportunity, and flicked her jade finger.

Suddenly, the world's most intense hallucinogenic agent flew into Wang Lian's cup.

This dose was many times that given to Song at that time.

The whole process is silent.

Tang Yun, Nangong Ping, Zhu Wubian and others are all martial arts masters, and such small actions can't be hidden from them.

But Wang Lian was standing in front of Shen Lang and Mulan, and his body blocked the sight of these masters.

And Wang Lian is a scholar, basically doesn't know any martial arts, of course, it is impossible to find out.

He didn't even need to be persuaded to drink, he poured another glass and drank it in one gulp.

Wang Lian scolded loudly: "Shen Lang, do you know? I look down on you, I look down on you!"

"Don't dare to do it!"

"The Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is about to end, and I have found a son-in-law like you. ”

"I'm ashamed to be with you, you despicable person......"

Then, Wang Lian was about to leave directly.

Anyway, his task has been completed, and he plans to leave after pouring dirty water on Shen Lang.

It's so enjoyable, so cool.

Shen Lang had no room for refutation at all.

The whole process was scolded by him Wang Lian.

Aren't you Shen Lang very powerful?

I'm slandering you, what can you do?

Immediately afterwards, Wang Lian felt as if he was fluttering like a fairy.

Everything around them began to spin and become bizarre.

Everyone's face seemed to be just a shadow.

The sound of everyone's heartbeat and breathing is so clear.

He's so excited, so happy.

Am I drunk?

Got drunk so quickly?

Does it feel so good to be drunk?

It's like becoming an immortal.

It was a wonderful feeling, as if he had turned back into a little tadpole and was floating in the air.

I...... It was as if I had opened the door to a new world.

At this time, Wang Lian entered a very peculiar state.

It's as if the effect is multiplied a hundredfold when drunk.

Whoever is drunk is talking nonsense, telling all the secrets in their hearts.

And now Wang Lian's brain has no defense at all.

Shen Lang suddenly asked, "Wang Lian, are you slandering me and framing me?"

"That's right. Wang Lian's voice trembled: "Shen Lang, I'm just framing you." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked.

I couldn't even react at once.

Of course, almost everyone knew that Wang Lian was framing Shen Lang, but they said it from his mouth personally.

Shen Lang then asked, "Did I plagiarize your poems?"

"No, I don't. Wang Lian smiled: "I haven't written that poem at all, and I'm not afraid to tell everyone the truth." Although the poem was very short and only sixteen words, it was so good that I could not write it at all. ”

Shen Lang said: "Then who asked you to slander me and frame me?"

Suddenly, Zhang Jin stood up abruptly and said, "Lord Wang Lian, you are drunk. ”

"Come on, send Lord Wang Lian to rest. Zhang Jin gave an order.

Suddenly, two warriors came in and were about to take Wang Lian away.

Mulan didn't speak, and directly pulled out a soft sword from her belt and put it on the table.

"There is no bottom line, and there is a bottom line. Mulan said lightly.

You can slander my husband and pour dirty water on him by any means necessary, but we can also fight back.

If you can't even fight back, then don't blame me for doing it.

Whoever dares to take Wang Lian away, Mulan's sword dares to cut off anyone's arm, anyway, the life of a warrior is not worth anything.

Shen Lang said: "Wang Lian, who asked you to slander me?"

Wang Lian said: "It's the city lord of Liu Wuyan. ”

As soon as these words came out, Liu Wuyan's face changed drastically, and he shouted: "Wang Lian, don't talk nonsense, you are already drunk." ”

Wang Lian has completely entered the new world, and the whole person is so excited.

I'm flying, I'm flying.

He actually began to strip off his clothes, and then slammed his crotch at Liu Wuyan City Lord.

"It's you Liu Wuyan, it's you who asked me to slander Shen Lang. ”

"You shout and drink at me every day, and you dictate to me. Do you know? I've cuckolded you, I've slept with your concubine, eight times, eight times, hahaha!"

"Your concubine said that you can't do it, every time you can't support three breaths, you still want her to scream for a quarter of an hour, pretending that you are very powerful. ”

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