Chapter 41: Wen Han is crazy
Cao Cao and He Shuang chatted for half an hour, and after Cao Cao left, He Shuang walked out of the house and came to the county government to temporarily act as the county commander. I don't know what trick he used, but after saying a few words to the Han Shi who beat the drum and shouted grievances, the Han Shi quickly dispersed.
After Cao Cao left He Shuang's house, he rode to Wenhan's courtyard.
As soon as Cao Cao walked to the hall of the Zhuangyuan, he saw Wen Han looking crazy, biting Xu You's ear. Xu You roared in pain, he brought two generals under Yuan Shu's command, Lei Bo and Chen Lan, who were blocked by Guan Yu and Xu Huang, Lei Bo and Chen Lan wanted to save Xu You, but they couldn't beat the people in front of them, so they had to look at Xu You's painful roar.
"It's going to be broken, it's going to be broken! Ay! Cao Mengderu is actually here, don't help me quickly, my ears are about to be bitten off by this mad dog! ”
Xu Yu was so painful that tears flowed, and when he saw Cao Cao's figure from a distance, he hurriedly shouted. Wen Han, who was crazy, seemed to be angry when he heard the word mad dog, his teeth stiffened violently, and he suddenly jumped up in pain, and roared in pain.
"Oops. Brother Extraordinary is violent, and Cao dare not approach. However, Cao heard that Zhou Long said yesterday that this extraordinary brother has always wanted to become his own son and start a family. Therefore, when he bites someone, he hears the person being bitten calling out to his father, and he loosens his mouth. I don't know if it can be done. ”
Cao Cao first pretended to be afraid, and then looked seriously thinking. It looks a little convincing.
"Cao Mengde, don't lie to me. Otherwise, I will not be at odds with you. ”
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao once went to rob the bride, and that time they almost made Yuan Shao miserable. Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, who were in someone's house that night, shouted "The thief is coming!" Everyone in the house came out, Cao Cao drew his sword to kidnap the bride, and Yuan Shao went back, but he couldn't find the way, fell into the thorns, Yuan Shao couldn't climb out, and Cao Cao shouted again: "The thief is here!" Yuan Shao was afraid of pain, and when he saw that those people were about to chase after him, he hurriedly ran out, and the two were not caught.
After going back, Yuan Shao was so angry that he was about to draw his sword to kill Cao Cao, if he was caught, he would have to laugh for the rest of his life. Later, fortunately, Xu You and Yuan Shu stopped it, and it was fine. However, since then, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, and Xu You have been on guard against Cao Cao, a guy who loves yin, at any time.
"Oh, Cao is really thinking about you. If you do not believe in me, then you will be gone. It's just that I am afraid that you will not be able to ask for this ear. ”
Cao Cao was very angry and pointed at Xu You, looking hurt.
At this time, Wen Han was also very cooperative, and Xu You's ears made a crisp sound, and blood was flowing out. Xu Yu suddenly screamed in pain. He is usually pampered, how can he bear this crime, and hurriedly shouted.
"Oh, Father, let me go. My ears are going to be broken. ”
Sure enough, after Wen Han heard this, he let go of his mouth, kicked Xu You away, jumped up pretending to be a chicken walking, and learned to crow as a chicken.
"Crazy, totally crazy!"
Xu You got up from the ground, covered his bleeding ears, and saw Cao Cao secretly laughing, and his face was flushed with anger.
"Lei Bo, Chen Lanru and other two wastes, when they saw me being bitten by this mad dog, they didn't come forward to help. After I go back, I will tell Yuan Highway about your incompetence! ”
In the end, Xu You had no choice but to sprinkle the fire on Lei Bo and Chen Lan's heads, flick his sleeves, and run out of the village as if he had escaped. Lei Bo and Chen Lan hurriedly followed.
When the figures of Xu You, Lei Bo, and Chen Lan completely disappeared, Wen Han stopped his madness, turned to Cao Cao, and bowed deeply.
"Oh, Brother Extraordinary. You're not crazy, how can you be so normal. ”
"Master Cao already knew that I was pretending to be crazy and stupid, so why bother to make jokes. What's more, Lord Cao has a life-saving grace for me, how can I greet me with a crazy attitude. ”
"Haha. This Xu Yu is naturally fond of face. Seeing this embarrassment by someone Cao this time, he will definitely boast when he goes back, saying that he is crazy and incurable. This Runan Yuan brother has a lot of trust in him, and he will believe it. Congratulations, this crazy trick has succeeded. ”
"Master Cao, don't make any more jokes. If it weren't for the fact that the Runan Yuan brothers hated me to the core, in order to avoid the limelight and divert their attention, I would not have used this kind of trick. ”
Wen Han smiled bitterly and looked at Cao Cao who was smiling with a thief on his face. The hearts of the two were bright, Cao Cao knew that Wen Han was stupid, and Wen Han knew that he couldn't deceive Cao Cao. So it's better to say that the light grows up.
This is the best way for smart people to get along with smart people. If it is pretentious again, it will be false and look down on the other party.
"Alright, alright. Cao someone let go of the extraordinary, this time I came here to say goodbye to the extraordinary brothers, Cao someone's mission to come to Xie County has been completed, and it is time to go back to Luoyang. I just hate that I don't have much time, and I can't talk with the extraordinary brothers. ”
"When will you return, Lord Cao? Although it is inconvenient for me to appear in front of the world now, it is still okay to set up a table for Lord Cao before Lord Cao leaves. Lord Cao has great kindness to me, saving my life, and saving the life of Lord He Shuangbo. He Shuangzhu is thinner than my kindness, and his life is like my life. Lord Cao is equivalent to saving my two lives. Lord Cao, this kindness is as deep as the sea, although I can't repay it now, but I will do my best to repay the kindness of these two lives in the future. ”
Wen Han's face turned straight and said solemnly. When he wakes up, he organizes his thoughts. Thinking that Cao Cao came to the rescue at that time, someone must have reported it. Nine times out of ten, the person who reported this report is He Shuang. It is inevitable that this report will not be discovered by Yang Hong and the Yuan brothers of Na Runan. His heart is worried about his life.
Wen Han got out of bed, he didn't have time to think of a way, he just wanted to go over and rescue. At this time, Guan Yu and Xu Huang happened to come to visit the house and inform Wen Han of what had happened in the past few days. When Wen Han heard that He Shuang was not only fine, but Yang Hong gave up the position of county order to He Shuang, he immediately guessed that there was a powerful person behind him to help.
Wen Han didn't think much about it, and guessed that this powerful person was Cao Cao.
"Haha. If you feel that you have received a great favor from someone Cao, you feel uncomfortable and are anxious to repay. It's better to give Yun Chang to someone Cao, and someone Cao will definitely treat him as his own brother, just like the Xiahou brothers. ”
Cao Cao suddenly laughed and cast his eyes on Guan Yu, his eyes unconcealed his admiration.
"Brother Yunchang is my family, how can I let my family be said. Moreover, I have already made an agreement with Brother Yun Chang, if Brother Yun Chang has intentions in his heart, I will not interfere with it. ”
Wen Han also looked at Guan Yu, his eyes clear. After experiencing several lives and deaths, he believed that Guan Yu would not leave him at this time.
Sure enough, Guan Yu bowed to Cao Cao and said lightly.
"Cao Yilang, there is a life-saving grace for us. In the future, we will repay something. Twenty years in Hedong, twenty years in Hexi.
Perhaps, one day we will also come to the rescue of Cao Yilang. As for following, let us not mention it again. The extraordinary virtuous brother regards me as a family member, if I abandon my family and follow Cao Yilang. What difference does this make to animals? ”
"Haha, it's a good twenty years in Hedong, twenty years in Hexi. is a good Guan Yunchang, Cao is waiting for the day you save him. ”
Cao Cao and Guan Yu looked at each other, and Guan Yu's eyes were firm, as if that day would come.
Suddenly, Cao Cao opened his mouth again.
"Extraordinary, you are better than thousands of troops. It's a pity, it's a pity! Why didn't someone Cao come to Xie County early and get to know Yun Chang. It's a pity..."
Cao Cao sighed deeply after a few sentences of pity. He turned to Wen Han again: "Cao is going to leave this Xie County tomorrow, and he came here today to get drunk." In this courtyard, there can be a hundred jars of wine, otherwise Cao would not be drunk today, but he would have stayed here. ”
"Even if I want to empty the entire winery in Xie County today, I will definitely not let Lord Cao get half drunk."
"Cao treats you like this, but you are extraordinary but you don't know each other. If this Lord Cao is called, he will punish you with three cups! ”
Cao Cao pretended to be angry, pointed at Wen Han and said, Wen Han hurriedly confessed his guilt, changed his name, and called Cao Brother Meng De. Wen Han also ordered cattle to be slaughtered, sheep to be slaughtered, meals to be cooked, and drinks to be prepared. Wen Han and Cao Cao chatted for a while, Cao Cao asked Wen Han if he had any masterpieces recently, Guan Yu heard it on the side, so he chanted the song "Will Enter the Wine" to Cao Cao.
After Cao Cao heard this, he was first intoxicated without drinking a drop of wine. Tearing off the sleeves of his shirt, he asked someone to take a brush, and after writing down this poem, he read it several times. At the end, an avid poetry lover.
After that, after an hour, the food and wine were all served. Wen Han asked people to call Zhou Long and Pei Yuanshao, and after the two of them came, everyone entered the table together.
In ancient times, there were few entertainment venues. Therefore, at that time, people generally set up banquets to receive friends, and drinking was the fastest way for men to get acquainted with men.
Although Cao Cao is an outsider, after a few glasses of wine and getting along for a while, he quickly became familiar with everyone. Cao Cao was born noble, but he had no arrogance, he was bold, and everyone present loved him.
After drinking a few glasses, Zhou Long, who had a slightly worse amount of alcohol, turned red and put his arm around Cao Cao's shoulder: "Lord Cao... I... I.. To you... You're a good guy....a big nice guy..."
Zhou Long was so drunk that he was about to collapse, but he also raised his glass and drank it all. Cao Cao has been in the wine field for a long time, drank a few jars, did not blush, and swallowed the contents of the cup in one gulp to pay tribute to Zhou Long.
"Lord Cao... I don't know why you're here to solve the county this time? … Although I, Zhou Long, have no ability, I still have some connections in this Xie County. What does Lord Cao need... Help, just say! ”
Zhou Long's eyes were hazy and he was talking drunk.
Cao Cao smiled, saw that Wen Han and Guan Yu also looked at it with interest, and thought that there was nothing unspeakable, so he said the matter.
"Hehe, it's just a trivial matter. Since this horse crane was popular, when he arrived in Luoyang, he was learned by the ten permanent servants and brought into the palace. Emperor Ling of Han was very interested in this and praised the ten permanent servants. Cao's top official is the general 'He Jin', Lord He Jin has been in opposition to these ten permanent servants for a long time, and he learned about it from Queen He. I also knew that our Luoyang four young people were free on weekdays and liked to have some fun everywhere, so I sent our Luoyang four young people to come to find the person who invented the horse hanging. I want him to invent some more fun fun, and let the general bring it into the palace so that the dragon face will be happy. ”
"Haha. Master Cao, this is the right person. I don't know what it is, far away in the sky, close at hand. It was in this table that the inventor was made. ”
Cao Cao listened to Zhou Long's words, frowned, and thought to himself that Yuan Shao didn't say that he had found the person who invented it. Then, I thought that this horse crane competition seemed to be held in a gambling house opened by Zhou Long.
Could it be that the inventor is this Zhou Long?
Zhou Long saw Cao Cao's brows tightly wrinkled and pondered, thinking that he was guessing, and laughed again: "Lord Cao, don't bother. The person who invented this invention is my virtuous brother Wen Han, Wen Bufan!