Chapter 41: Big pervert, your home is dangerous!
Chapter 41: Big pervert, your home is dangerous!
Yinyue, do you know too much? You can even use words like 'gay in gay' and 'base friend'?
! I'm not gay!
Ye Luo was speechless, what was the situation with Yinyue? How did he know so many strange words?
Could it be that Yinyue followed her natural predecessors and went to other worlds?!
When you think about it, it's possible!
Yesterday, after Ye Luo and Nature Immortal Zun chatted, they knew a lot, and then, I felt that my whole person was 'bad', this is definitely not the Journey to the West world that I am familiar with!
Brother Monkey is relatively simple, and he doesn't know what 'gay in gay' and 'base friend' mean, and he thought that 'base friend' means good friends, and shouted: "That's right, Brother Ye and I are good friends!"
Ye Luo: "......"
"Get out!" The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, he was speechless, pushed Brother Monkey away, and whispered: "Brother Monkey, Jiyou is not a friend, don't listen to Yinyue's nonsense!"
"Indeed!" Yin Yue smiled and said, "Little monkey, your friends are not ordinary friends, but very good friends!"
The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "Yinyue, can you not mislead the 'child'?"
"How did I mislead the kids, I'm telling the truth, okay?"
“......”
In this way, Ye Luo and Yin Yue started a fierce argument over the word 'base friend'.
Brother Monkey was confused, standing aside, watching the play!
In the end, Yinyue 'subdued' Ye Luo by force.
Yinyue is no longer a grumpy little Lori, she has evolved, and she has evolved into a violent little Lori.
......
In this way, in the midst of 'laughter', Ye Luo and Yinyue were teleported away by the system.
"What about leaving together?" Watching Ye Luo and Yinyue leave, Brother Monkey muttered faintly, stayed for a while, and then left the back mountain forest.
Thousands of meters away, a certain mountain peak, the natural immortal and Bodhi ancestors, standing on the peak.
"Naturally, don't you really want to send Yinyue?" (Bodhi)
"No need...... Natural Immortal Venerable smiled and said, "Yinyue has grown up, not a child anymore, I believe Yinyue can take care of her ......"
"Then why are you crying?"
"Of course it's reluctant?woo~~ Yinyue is the first time to go far away, and she doesn't know the magic weapon, elixir, money or something, has she brought enough? No, I don't worry, I still have to confirm it in person......"
As he spoke, with a wave of his right hand, a distorted spatial door opened.
"Naturally, you can rest!" For the natural immortal venerable with a 180° change in expression, Bodhi Ancestor was also quite helpless.
The front mouth just said that Yinyue has grown up, and the back foot is going to follow?
"Bodhi, don't stop me, I don't worry about Yinyue, it's the first time she has gone far away......" (Naturally)
"Don't make trouble, naturally, Yuan Shi Tianzun has something to do with you......" (Bodhi)
"Hmm, what is Tianzun looking for me?" (Naturally)
"I don't know ...... either" (Bodhi)
......
Sky Blue Star-Ye Luo's living room......
A dazzling white light lit up and gradually dissipated......
"Huh~ I'm finally back, happy!" The first thing Ye Luo did when he went home was to go to the sofa, comfortable!
"Big pervert, is this your home? It's so small, it's so broken, it's so ......messy," Yin Yue looked around and made a sharp evaluation.
Indeed, compared with Yinyue's house, Ye Luo's 'kennel' is indeed small and broken, as for the mess......
Isn't it normal for a boy to live alone and have a messy room?
"I'm poor and can't afford a big house, okay?" Ye Luo lay on the sofa and replied lightly.
The sofa was so comfortable that Ye Luo didn't want to move.
Also, in Journey to the West, Ye Luo either sleeps on rocks or planks, how can there be a soft sofa comfortable?
"That's what I said......" Yin Yue said lightly, and then, with a curious face, walked around.
Ye Luo didn't care about this, and let Yinyue wander around.
After all, his own house is so big, can Yinyue still get lost?!
"What is this?" Yin Yue walked to the living room table, picked up the TV remote control on the table, and looked at it.
"That's the remote control, the ...... used to turn on the TV" (Ye Luo)
"Remote Control?TV?" (Yinyue)
"Yes, you press the red button on it and you'll know......" Ye Luo turned over and looked at the black screen (not turned on) light brain TV.
It just so happened that Ye Luo wanted to watch the news to see if anything big had happened to Azure Star in the few days that he was away.
"Di-" sound,Light brain TV started,But,It's not a news channel,It's a movie channel.,It's a monster movie.,At this time,Two hundred-meter-tall monsters,Fighting each other empty-handed。
"Monster movie, long time no ......" (Ye Luo)
"Who is the monster, how dare you be arrogant in front of Miss Ben?" (Yinyue)
"What?"
Before the words were finished, Ye Luo was stunned, what is the situation?
"Huh-" A snow-white sword light flashed, and then, the light brain TV screen went black.
"Click-" sound, on the light brain TV screen, a flat incision was cracked, light brain TV-pawn!
Ye Luo was stunned, looked at Yinyue who was returning the snow to the sheath, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and said, "What's the situation?" Yinyue, why are you cutting my light brain TV?"
As he spoke, Ye Luo jumped up from the sofa and ran to the light brain TV to check the situation of the light brain TV.
"Big pervert, I'm saving you, otherwise, with your strength, you would have been eaten by the two demonic beasts just now......" Yinyue put away the white snow, couldn't help but fall into thought, and said: "However, those two demonic beasts escaped so fast, where did they go?"
In this regard, Ye Luo was speechless, and said: "Yinyue, my house is very safe, there are no monsters, it was a movie just now, and the monsters in it can't escape......"
Saying that, Ye Luo sighed, this light brain TV, 'dead' completely, and there is no help.
"For the sake of safety, I'd better look around, after all, I'm going to live here in the future......" said Yinyue with Bai Xue in her hand, walking around Ye Luo's house.
"Wait!" Ye Luo suddenly had an ominous premonition, and turned around, ready to stop Yin Yue.
It's a pity that after Ye Luo turned around, Yinyue was gone, and then ......
"Warcraft, don't run!"
"Bang-"
......
"Still breathing fire?
"Bang-"
......
"What kind of monster can squirt water?
"Bang-"
......
"Die, Ice Monster (Refrigerator)!"
"Bang-"
......
"It's over......" Listening to the explosions that sounded from time to time, Ye Luo put his hand on his forehead and sat down on the ground.
It seems that the furniture and electrical appliances at home should be renovated, and they are all TMD money!
Wait, this is destroyed by Yinyue, and naturally the seniors will not be reimbursed?!
Reimbursement of a chicken? Naturally, the seniors are 108,000 miles away from themselves, how to reimburse? !
"Big pervert, there are so many dangers in your house, but I have already cleaned it up for you, don't thank me!" At this time, Yin Yue walked towards Ye Luo with white snow in her hand, with a proud face.
"Hehe......" Ye Luo chuckled twice, stood up, looked at the 'corpses' of refrigerators, microwave ovens, heaters and other electrical appliances, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and said, "Yinyue, I fought with you ......"
Ye Luo opened his teeth and claws, rushed towards Yinyue, ready to fight with Yinyue, and then ......
"Bang-" Yin Yue waved her hand slightly, and Ye Luo was slapped away and crashed into the wall.
"Poof-" A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Ye Luo gasped, feeling that his whole body was about to fall apart.
Ye Luo suddenly remembered that when he returned to Azure Star, his temporary thousand-year cultivation would also disappear, and he was now an ordinary person!