089 Laughter in the Genyue Garden

Cai You came in quietly, and no one paid attention. Because Zhao Ji and the others were attracted by Jin Qiong and Yinhuan.

Cai You (b. 1077 A.D.) Who is it? He is Cai Jing's eldest son and is 5 years older than Zhao Ji. In the third year of Chongning (1104 AD), the emperor gave Honglu Cheng. Cai You was born as a Jinshi, worshiped as a secretary Lang, revised with the Straight Secret Pavilion and Jixian Palace, edited the "National Dynasty Meeting", and was promoted to the Privy Counselor within two years.

After Cai Jing entered the prime minister, Cai You was added as a bachelor and attendant of Longtu Pavilion, and the "Dacheng Atlas" was elaborated, the "Great Canon" was repaired, and the Shangqing Baozheng Official, the secretary of the Provincial Two Street Recording Institute, and the Ritual Bureau. At that time, there were more than 100 Taoist bureaucrats who set books and revised the classics, most of them were talented and erudite people from the History Museum, the Fuwen Museum, and the Jixian Academy, and only Cai You was unlearned and unskilled, and he led it as the son of Xiangye......

In the fifth year of Zhenghe (1115 AD), Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty initially placed the Xuanhe Palace, and appointed him as a scholar of the Xuanhe Palace.

Why can Cai You rise step by step? Of course, his dad played a big role. What's more, Cai You can still give the emperor a whisker and a horse than his father Cai Jing.

Cai You and another traitor, Wang Hao, participated in the palace games together, wearing short clothes and narrow pants, smearing blue and red, mixed with singing and dancing artists and dwarfs, and said a lot of jokes and buoyants about scoundrels and lewdmen, which made Zhao Ji laugh. Later, he secretly called Zhao Ji a brother and sister, and the relationship was extremely close.

Cai You drank a lot of wine and looked half drunk and half awake. However, he knew in his heart that the two stunning beauties in front of him must be Daddy and Tong Guan who were ready to honor the emperor.

It's so beautiful! How can you find a way to get it into your own hands? Robbing, definitely not good! I can only ask for it cheekily. Don't miss the opportunity, lose it again! When they got out of Cai's mansion, the two beauties all returned to the emperor.

Cai You was very bold, and he felt that he was a buddy with Zhao Ji, so he simply asked for it. He suddenly jumped out and knelt at the emperor's feet.

"Ju An (Cai You's character), what are you doing here?" Zhao Ji hurriedly asked.

"The minister has something to ask for, and if he doesn't agree, I won't get up!" Cai You showed a scoundrel face.

"I'll just say yes."

"Please ask the emperor to give these two beauties to his ministers!"

Zhao Ji's face immediately changed color when he heard this, and he thought to himself: You dare to rob a woman with the emperor and look for death!

- However, the words have already been spoken, and it is difficult to say anything.

Cai Jing was furious when he heard this: "Evil barrier, drunk and drunk, don't go to the corpse!" ”

Cai You raised his neck and said, "I'm not drunk, the emperor's harem beauties have, and these two women are not bad." ”

"No more nonsense, family law!"

"What's so great about family law!"

Tong Guan stood up suddenly, took a few steps to Cai You, picked him up at once, and said as he walked out: "Ju'an, this is my filial piety to the emperor." If you want it, I'll find it for you!" ”

Cai You yelled and kicked his legs: "Let go of me, let go of me!" I'm going to want these two! ”

Tong Guan's strength is incomparable, Cai You is like Sun Wukong jumping into the palm of the Buddha's hand, no matter how much he tosses, it is useless. Through the door transfer, turn around, and come to the back garden of Cai's house. Tong Guan picked up a bucket of water from the watering well, poured it on Cai You's head, and woke up suddenly.

"Master Tong, why are you pouring cold water on my head?" Cai You asked dissatisfiedly.

"I don't have to pour cold water on your head, the emperor will cut off your head in a while?" Tong Guan said loudly.

"What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?! What's wrong!? You dare to compete with the emperor for a woman, have you eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall? ”

"Aren't there just two women! What's the big deal? Cai You is like a boiled duck, with a hard mouth, and he is still quite scared in his heart.

Tong Guan ignored him and went back, but when he didn't see the emperor and the two beauties, his heart was relieved.

Zhao Ji placed Jin Qiong and Yinhuan in Gen Yue's Tianxiang Villa and returned to the palace. He wants to recuperate, and as soon as he finishes drinking, fortunately the two women will not be able to bear it. Another point, today is the 7749th day that his son Zhao Cheng has left, and when he is a father, he must always restrain his desires to express a trace of sorrow.

The next day, Zhao Ji hastily went to the court, and rushed to Genyue in a hurry. Jin Qiong and the Yinhuan sisters walked among the plum blossoms, talking and laughing while admiring the plum blossoms.

"Sister, who do you like about the poems of Meimei?" Silverring asked.

"I like Wang Anshi's "Plum Blossoms" the most: a few plums in the corner, Ling Han blooms alone. I know that it is not snow, but there is a dark fragrance. - What about you? ”

"I like Lin Kui's "Little Plum in the Mountain Garden" the most: Zhongfang shakes off the solitary beauty, and occupies the charm to the small garden. The shadow is sparse and the water is shallow, and the dark fragrance floats in the dusk of the moon. The frost bird wants to steal the eye first, and the pink butterfly knows how to break the soul. Fortunately, there is a slight chant that can be reciprocated, and there is no need for a sandalwood board to be honored. In particular, the sentence "sparse shadow horizontal slope water is shallow, dark fragrance floating moon dusk" is really a plum blossom. ”

"These two sentences are good, but it's a pity that they were stolen!"

"Steal yours, or steal mine, or steal the emperor?"

"Neither. There was an unknown poet named Jiang Wei in the Southern Tang Dynasty, who wrote a poem that 'the bamboo shadow is horizontally oblique, the water is shallow, and the cinnamon fragrance floats in the dusk of the moon'. Lin Kui thought it was good, so he took it and changed two words. ”

"This Lin Kui is shameless enough, 14 words and 12 words at once, and he said that he was his own! - What a thief! ”

"It's a thief, and it's a thief!" Zhao Ji got out of the flowers, startling the two sisters.

"Hello Emperor!" The two sisters said hello together.

"Good! Hello everyone! The three of them were talking and laughing while admiring the plums.

"Has the emperor ever written a poem about appreciating plum blossoms?" Jin Qiong asked.

"There are too many poems about plum blossoms. Lin Kui you just mentioned has written dozens of songs, so I won't join in the fun. Zhao Ji smiled slightly after speaking.

"Has the emperor seen Lin Kui?" Silverring asked curiously.

Zhao Ji and Jin Qiong laughed when they heard this.

"What are you laughing at?" Yinhuan said as he stamped his feet.

"Ask your sister." Zhao Ji smiled mysteriously.

"When the emperor was born, Lin Kui had been immortal for 54 years, how could he see it?"

"I see." Silverring nodded.

The three of them came to a piece of red plum and stopped.

"It is said that Lin Kui lived in seclusion in the lonely mountain of West Lake, and never married, but he liked to plant plums and raise cranes, and he called himself 'taking plum as his wife and crane as his son', I don't know if it's true or not?" Jin Qiong asked the emperor.

"Maybe it's true. When you say this, I think of another thing about him-" Zhao Ji stopped when he wanted to speak.

Yinhuan saw that the emperor was talking a little, and said as if cutting a radish with a steel knife: "What the hell is going on?" ”

"Your sister is really an impatient." Zhao Ji smiled at Jin Qiong, "Lin Kui, the word and Jing, this person loves cleanliness very much and is particularly sensitive to taste." Once, his student found him a beautiful woman and wanted to give it to him. The beautiful woman had already taken a bath five times and smoked incense seven times, and felt that there must be no peculiar smell, and quietly waited for the arrival of this Mr. Hejing. The student led Mr. He Jing there, and across the nine-story courtyard, Mr. He Jing smelled a peculiar smell and said dissatisfiedly: "This woman has a fox smell!" ’”

The sister listened and giggled.

Yinhuan leaned back with a smile and asked, "Your Majesty, does that woman smell like a fox?" ”

Zhao Ji smiled weirdly: "I have to ask Lin Hejing about this, how do I know!" ”

At night, Zhao Ji didn't leave, so he stayed in Tianxiang Villa. The emperor meant to let the two sisters sleep together, and the silver ring was indispensable, but Jin Qiong didn't do it, feeling too embarrassed.

Zhao Ji couldn't hug left and right all at once, so he had to work hard, in Yinhuan's house in the first half of the night, and crawled to Jin Qiong's bed in the second half of the night...... Sisters have their own strengths.

Silver Ring - The silver bottle will burst when the water bursts, and the iron rider will burst out with swords and guns; Jin Liang - As soon as Jin Feng Yulu meets, he will win countless ...... in the world

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