Chapter 1469: Women's Clothing Humiliation Law
If Marin saw this here, he would probably die of laughter. Because, this scene is too similar to the scene of the battle between Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha in the quicksand river - Zhu Bajie didn't dare to go into the water, and said to Monk Sha, "There is a kind of you coming up!" Monk Sha was also afraid that he would not be able to beat the other party on land, so he shouted underwater, "There is a kind of you coming down!" ”
However, in such a confrontation, it was France that suffered in the end. Why? Because the French were only trapped in the city of Naples, a lonely city, the supply was cut off by the opponent. The Spanish army, on the other hand, could calmly control the rest of the Kingdom of Naples outside the city of Naples, and the supplies were sufficient. In the long run, it will be the French who will suffer a lot. After all, the French were too numerous in the city and supplies were limited......
"What to do? What to do? Louis XII was in a hurry to turn around, not knowing what to do. After all, his plan was to wait for the Spanish army to attack the city and then consume the enemy. However, how do you know that the opponent is not fooled......
At this time, John. Raffi stepped forward again and offered a plan (prepared for him by Marin):
"Your Majesty, that Gonzalo is a cunning and shameless general, but there are still people above him......"
"Oh, how?" Louis XII asked, somewhat confused.
"What the minister means is that since Gonzalo refuses to attack the city, we might as well find a way from the Spanish side to force Spain to urge Gonzalo to take the initiative to fight a decisive battle......"
"How?" Louis XII asked happily.
"Your Majesty, we can send women to Juan III and the great nobles of Spain, laugh at them for being as timid as women, and persuade them to change into women's clothes and be women......"
This trick was learned by Ma Lin from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang wanted Sima Yi to fight a decisive battle, but Sima Yi ignored him, and in desperation, Zhuge Liang thought of this strategy, in order to humiliate Sima Yi, hoping to provoke the other party to fight. However, he used the wrong object. Because, Sima Yi is extremely thick-skinned and doesn't mind this humiliation......
However, Sima Yi doesn't mind, it doesn't mean that the European aristocrats in this era don't mind. In these years, the European aristocracy attaches great importance to honor, and it is sure that they will be furious when they are so humiliated. Juan III, in particular, was still a young man and was particularly agitated. Therefore, John. Following Marin's script, Raffi suggested that Louis XII send emissaries to send women's clothes and lipstick to the young Juan III and the arrogant nobles of the Kingdom of Castile, in order to achieve the purpose of agitation. As for Ferdinand II of Aragon, he was an old fox and didn't necessarily want to be fooled......
Louis XII felt that it was very funny, so he sent someone to release the carrier pigeon back to China, and ordered the native side to send an envoy to send women's clothes to Juan III, King of Castile, and asked the envoy to mock the Spanish women who were not brave enough to ......
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Soon, mainland France immediately sent an envoy from Toulouse in the southwest to Toledo, the capital of the Kingdom of Castile, through the Kingdom of Navarre, and delivered several very revealing red dresses to the young Juan III......
Juan III was stunned for a moment and asked:
"Why did you give me women's clothes? My queen is not short of clothes......"
The French baron Novara, sent by Toulouse, said:
"No, Your Majesty, this is not for your queen, it is for you to wear. It is said that this is the most popular style among the women of Paris......"
Juan III was immediately furious:
"What do you say? What do you mean? Do you really think that I dare not kill you, the messenger? ”
Baron Novara said calmly:
"It's nothing, it's just that our Majesty wants to laugh at the bloodlessness of men in Spain. Like your general Gonzalo, who was cowering in the barracks all day in Naples, he just refused to fight. Our Majesty thinks that the Spaniards are too beautiful and bloody, or they don't know what honor is. Therefore, simply give the woman clothes to His Majesty, and advise the men in Spain to change into ......"
"Shut up! Get him out of here! Juan III roared.
Then, several guards blasted Baron Novara out of Toledo's palace.
However, Baron Novara, did not stop the action. After leaving the palace of Toledo, he came to the Castilian parliament building, in front of many Spaniards, at the gate of the council building, presented a stack of red women's clothes to the bigwigs of the Council of the Kingdom of Castile, and loudly despised that Spanish men were bloodless soft eggs, like a girl, it was better to wear women's clothes as women......
Suddenly, Baron Novara provoked the anger of the crowd and was beaten by the crowd. But he had already been prepared, and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands as soon as possible. Moreover, he wore a double layer of leather armor under his robe today, but he was not seriously injured......
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In the palace of Toledo, as Marin expected, the enraged Juan III was persuaded by the calm Queen Margaret. Juan III had wanted to persecute Gonzalo. Morality. Córdoba fought a decisive battle with the French, but Queen Margaret thought that this was the result that the French wanted, and that the French could not be allowed to succeed.
But the couple was fine, but the parliament of the Kingdom of Castile blew up. Even, the entire city of Toledo blew up......
Baron Novara's unscrupulous rhetoric soon spread throughout the city of Toledo, causing the outrage of the Spaniards throughout the city.
Then, a group of Castilian nobles stormed the palace and begged Juan III to persecute Gonzalo. Morality. Córdoba confronts the French as soon as possible, proving that the Spaniards are straight men of steel......
As for Baron Novara, who was beaten, he was kicked out of the city of Toledo like a dog......
However, on the way, Baron Novara, who received a minor injury, laughed:
"Haha, Your Majesty's trick really works! So, let's go to Zaragoza now, to the House of the Kingdom of Aragon and make another fuss! ”
His entourage worried:
"But you'll be beaten again......"
"It doesn't matter, as long as you complete Your Majesty's entrustment, you plan to get something again......"
Then, Novara and his entourage came to Zaragoza, the capital of the Kingdom of Aragon, and in front of the people of Zaragoza, they presented a stack of women's clothes to the nobles of the Aragonese Parliament, and loudly mocked that there were no men in Aragon, they were all women......
So, without accident, Baron Novara was beaten again. This time, Baron Novara couldn't even stand up......
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However, halfway out of Zaragoza in embarrassment, Baron Novara laughed happily:
"Haha, this time it's stable, the Spaniards will definitely be unable to bear this humiliation!"
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He guessed correctly, although Juan III was persuaded by the queen, Ferdinand II of Aragon was also an old fox. However, it can't stand the love of face among the big nobles of the two kingdoms......
The bigwigs of the two kingdoms urged the two kings to give Gonzalo a message. Morality. Córdoba ordered the Spanish army to "show its manly nature......