Chapter 141: Spit Up, Spit Blood!
Zira!
The sound of fishy oil bursting came, and the fragrance suddenly overflowed.
"Whoa, boy, give it to the deity to eat, the deity can't stand it, hey, how can there be such a delicious thing in this world?"
Yang Zhen slapped the cheap cat's paw away, and reprimanded: "What's the hurry, this is just the beginning!"
The cheap cat looked at the three strong men sitting below, pinched his waist and pointed at the three of them and said, "Did you hear it, this is just the beginning, you should vomit blood quickly, otherwise if it gets cold for a while, it won't taste good, and your sin will be too big." ”
Oh yo!
Yang Zhen looked up at the cheap cat in surprise, and couldn't help but praise: "Cheap cat, 666, this operation is okay, cheap enough!"
He didn't think about getting angry with the three old men again, he was really hungry and wanted to eat something, but he didn't expect the cheap cat to be so good and take the initiative to take the job.
"Average!" said the cheap cat Tian shamelessly: "Hey, although I don't know what 666 means, but boy, this 666 is very cool to listen to, you are not an ordinary person!"
Yang Zhen fiddled with the mutton and said, "It's easy to say, cheap cat, how about making a bet?"
The cheap cat looked at Yang Zhen with a suspicious expression, and asked vigilantly, "What bet?"
Yang Zhen went down the mountain to the three strong men in the cultivation period and said: "If you can vomit blood from them, I will make you a dish, two or two dishes, if all three vomit, I will make you a table, you and I will not get drunk and return, how about it?"
"Huh, boy, do you have wine?" the cat's eyes lit up.
Bang Dang!
A bottle of fine wine appeared in front of everyone, everyone trembled in unison, looked at the cheap cat in horror, and saw the cheap cat staring at the three strong people in the practice period with unkind eyes, and suddenly trembled.
What's so ...... Why do you feel that this cat is cheaper than Yang Zhen?
After hearing the conversation between the two, Sect Master Wang trembled with anger, and pointed at Yang Zhen and the cheap cat: "You...... You guys...... Good!
Before the third one could say anything, he saw a golden light suddenly flash in mid-air, and then a yellowed column of water fell from the sky, drawing a perfect arc and falling towards the head of Sect Master Wang.
Sect Master Wang looked at this sudden column of water with a dull gaze, and opened his mouth wide in confusion.
"Hurry up, shut up!" Elder Qu was shocked, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull Sect Master Wang.
Sect Master Wang reacted from his confusion and almost kicked Elder Qu's body.
What's the matter, is it a matter of shutting up at this time, don't you hurry up and get out of the way.
Airplanes!
Sect Master Wang's body moved, dodged the water column, and fell to the ground with an uproar.
"Oh, boy, the deity is not good, I just ran away with a bubble, and now there are not many, otherwise I will definitely be able to smack this old man's face, maybe if you are lucky, you can still smack it in your mouth." ”
The cheap cat said to Yang Zhen with a regretful face.
Yang Zhen was dumbfounded, this is such a cheap cat, he actually peed in public, this is too cheap.
Yang Zhen, who was dumbfounded, pursed his lips and said: "Kidney deficiency at such a young age, then it's okay, look at Ben Sao Sheng, you can get three of them at once!"
What?
When everyone heard this, they swished out, even if a cat peed, Yang Zhen, this bastard was so shameless, and he had to pee in public?
"Aha, boy, it's strange that the deity believes you, ah, you have the ability, be careful not to wet your shoes. ”
"What's the matter, cheap cat, you don't look down on people, believe it or not, Ben Sao Shengyi soaked in urine and washed away these three old men with bells and whistles?"
"Hmph, you!"
"Oh, the lamb is cooked!"
"Ripe, ripe?" The cheap cat drooled, her eyes dripping and rolling, and suddenly she turned around, and a series of crystal light yellow liquid was thrown out, and she shook Sect Master Wang in the face with a snap.
"Ahaha, hey, the deity is hit, boy, look, the deity is hit!"
Yang Zhen turned to look at the smug cheap cat jumping up and down with a confused expression, and then looked at Sect Master Wang who was desperately wiping his face, and opened his mouth.
"Cow ...... Awesome!"
"That's, who is the deity, hey, this old man is so disgusting, he doesn't vomit blood even after being like this?"
The cheap cat pointed at Sect Master Wang, and said with a hateful expression: "Old man, you are sincere in not letting the deity eat a delicious meal today." ”
Burst!
Sect Master Wang's face turned red, he spat out a mouthful of blood, pointed at the cheap cat and said, "You...... You...... You ...... Dead cat, you can't die well!"
"Aha, spit, boy, you have to talk, this old man spit out. ”
As he spoke, the cheap cat's eyes shifted to Elder Qu unkindly.
Elder Qu shuddered and hurriedly hid backwards.
The cheap cat stopped doing it, pointed at Elder Qu and said: "Old man, as the saying goes, let people be full, win the Seven Floating Slaughter, you old man is very bad, just do it, do it well, do it mean a little bite?"
Not to mention Elder Qu, even the people with a dull look on the side almost vomited blood when they heard this.
Let people be full, and win the Seven Floating Slaughter?
Where did this get such bastard words?
Do you have to spit out a mouthful of blood if you are full, and you don't want the dignity of a strong person in the practice period?
Yang Zhen looked at the cheap cat blankly, and suddenly admired it a little, and said with a thumbs up: "Cheap, cheap enough, but this is a good point, a full meal is better than a seventh-level floating slaughter, there is nothing wrong!"
The cheap cat flashed with a smug look on his face, arched his hand to Yang Zhen, and said: "I have won awards, I am ashamed, I am ashamed, the deity is also an eye-opener today, it turns out that there are also cheap hands, you are not bad, you have a bit of style in the deity." ”
Burst!
A group of people all sprayed, looking at Yang Zhen and the cheap cat in dumbfounded, and the eyes of Elder Qu and the others were a little pity.
Elder Qu snorted coldly, raised his head and stared at Yang Zhen and the cheap cat, stepped back ten zhang and sat down, looking at his nose and nose.
Not long after, Elder Tie also came to Elder Qu and sat down without saying a word, and the two glanced at each other, and the firelight was in full swing, obviously already angry.
Sect Master Wang was already mad, panting like a cow, his eyes staring at Yang Zhen and the cheap cat were red, and the aura on his body was as violent as the sea, and he was irritable.
"Okay, okay, you two, it's better to stay up there all the time, and don't fall into the hands of the old man. ”
Yang Zhen and the cheap cat turned a deaf ear, one fiddled with the cooked mutton, and the other was busy wiping saliva:
"Boy, although your strength is not very good, but this cooking skill is really nothing to say, the deity supports you!"
"That's nature, I'll eat it later, I'll spray some vinegar!"
"Vinegar?" The cheap cat's eyes lit up and asked with great interest, "What is vinegar?"
Zira!
Yang Zhen poured the boiled old vinegar into the oil pot, and suddenly there was a burst of rich vinegar fragrance.
The cheap cat kept sniffing, and her eyes lit up: "This is good, this is good, the deity is drooling." ”
"It's not promising!"
"Boy, you don't look down on people, oh oh damn it, what's on your mouth, isn't it saliva?"
"This is Jinli!"
"Damn, you're still cheap!"
"Do you still want to eat it?"
"Hey, it's not that the deity doesn't want to eat, it's those two old men who are scoundrels, what can I do if I don't vomit blood?"
......
The corners of Elder Qu and Elder Tie's eyes twitched, and the sound of swallowing saliva around them was endless.
It's too cheap, these two bastards are too cheap, but the things they come out of are so fragrant that people can't help but drool.
Especially the vinegar-flavored lamb chops, it was a big killer, seeing Yang Zhen carefully pour the hot oil vinegar on the lamb chops, even Hua Youyue couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Yang Zhen and the cheap cat took a sip of wine, took a bite of meat, and ate happily, thousands of people were stunned, looking at the three cultivators who were smoking on their heads with blank faces.
The cheap cat sighed, as if he had just remembered, and asked, "Boy, how can you climb here safe and sound?"
Yang Zhen pouted and said, "Talented, can't you?"
"Do you think I believe it or not?"
"Maybe not, but what's going on here?"
"That's a long story. ”
......
Hearing this, everyone on and off the mountain looked stunned and pricked up their ears.