Chapter 53: Disgusting Old Meng
"Zixiu, you are really positive enough, you recruited us all for a word, this is not good! Fortunately, the wine and food are the first time I have seen them in the world, otherwise the old man would have gone back to Shushan to retreat. The old man said with a smile, and then took a sip of wine with satisfaction.
"The old man is most envious of a few of you, with the mountains as a companion, the sun and the moon follow each other, the breeze is on the side, how carefree, only the old man is accompanied by the world, and even the articles are tainted with tacky." Li Gang said self-deprecatingly, he was the only one present in the officialdom.
"Doesn't Master Li understand? Vulgar and elegant. A thousand years later, the only one who will still be remembered by the world is Master Li. Cai Cong stepped in the door and said loudly.
"The boy has seen all the elders."
"Hahaha, this kid is right, after the suffering of the former Sui, only Wen Ji still has the courage to seek benefits for the people, we are all cowards, I was frightened, so I had to sing poems and write on the top of the mountain, giving myself a little fig leaf."
After the old man, dressed like a beggar, finished speaking, he took a sip of wine, and his eyes were confused. Li Gang knocked Cai Cong's brain: "What are you talking about?" ”
"Hehe, this is not nonsense, if your elders have not been born, they will be forgotten by the world in the future. But this time, I came out to repair the general history, and it was difficult to be forgotten by the world. Cai Cong said with a grin.
"You boy! Isn't it training? How could it be here. Wei Fuzi asked curiously. Now that this matter has been rumored, someone in Chang'an has opened a handicap, and Cai Cong wins one and loses twenty. The Xuanjia Army wins 20 to 1, which shows that everyone treats it as a joke.
"Haha, today is the beginning of the small exam, and they have to take the exam for seven days, so the kid will come back and take a rest."
"The old man has only heard of the literati taking the imperial examination, and today I actually heard that the soldiers also have to take the exam, which is really a very extraordinary thing." The ancient and elegant Zhao Zhujie high-fived and laughed.
"Hehe, the kid has already written the Zhou Ji, divided into the Western Zhou Dynasty, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, thirty generations and thirty-seven kings, which lasted seven hundred and ninety-one years. The Eastern Zhou Dynasty is also called the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, but the Warring States History Boy has not had time to write, please Master Yazheng. ”
A thick stack, which Cai Cong wrote down according to his own memory, even if he is a cultural thief, it is impossible to memorize the entire Zizhi Tongjian, with some of his own understanding in between. But if he can do it all himself, how can these old masters do anything?
Zhao Zhujie took it and looked at a few pages, and said with a solemn face: "The writing is very comprehensive, but some places are not rigorous enough and need to be studied, please take a look." ”
At this moment, the shock in his heart was indescribable, and it was the first time he had seen such a smooth documentary writing. When the others heard this, they also put down their wine glasses and went around, and after a long time, they put down the manuscript and looked at Cai Cong like a monster.
"Don't look at me like that, I know I'm talented, smart and handsome, but it's useless to look at me that way, unless you have a beautiful granddaughter." Cai Cong said with a gg.
"Get out!"
Several old masters laughed and pointed to the door, Cai Cong smiled and said goodbye, this group of old masters probably don't have to eat tonight, writing a book and writing a biography is an extremely serious matter in this era, and a word may make them quarrel for a few days.
Sure enough, that night, Li Gang threw his sleeves away angrily, and several other old masters also went their separate ways, arguing over a word or a paragraph.
Cai Cong personally went to deliver dinner and became a punching bag, and was counted by a few old guys, what fake words are wrong, what mountain names are wrong, and the words of the ancients are written incorrectly, in short, how ruthless he is, Li Gang even asked him to go to the palace to study and receive re-education.
In the next few days, in addition to arguing, the group of old men met with two chirps at most, and did not even say hello. It's all about the child's temper, and the most important thing is that there is no evidence to convince people.
Zhao Zhujie buried his head in the pile of bamboo slips every day, hoping to find evidence to prove that he was right. The old beggar's family was poor, and he traveled all over the world, so he wrote thirty-four letters in a row, ordering his disciples and grandchildren to collect classical books for themselves.
Li Gang went back and plunged directly into the library in the palace, holding his breath to prove that he was right. A general history stirred up the Confucianism, except for Cai Cong, the writers were all great Confucians at that time, and some of them had been hidden for a long time, and for a time the disciples quarreled constantly, and even Li Gang quarreled with Yan Silu several times.
Cai Cong stayed at home for two days, and was so frightened that he hid back in the barracks, Caijia Village is not safe at all, those scholars can wait for you at the door of the house, and want to discuss it with you.
The terrain of Dahuan Mountain is steep, the jungle is dense, and the miasma is rampant in the depths, even the old hunters dare not stay in the mountains for long. Gan Xinda sat on the canopy of the tree, chewing on the raw rabbit meat vigorously, and next to it was a dead snake.
He paid attention to his surroundings vigilantly, today was the fifth day, and there was no more such fools to make a fire to barbecue meat to eat, and it was not easy to grab a few smiley grasses.
After eating rabbit meat, he hugged the trunk of the tree and began to rest, it was now afternoon, and the battlefield was in the middle of the night. In addition to those teammates, those carnivorous beasts will also come out to hunt for food, and if you are not careful, your life will be in danger.
Suddenly, the rope in his hand tightened, and he immediately woke up, climbed down the tree like a monkey, drew the stone axe pinned to his waist, and ran towards the trap like a cheetah.
When he arrived, he saw only a dead pig hanging from a tree on a rope. The alarm bell rang in his heart, and he rolled on the spot and hid behind a tree. A bamboo arrow was nailed to the place where he had just stood, and if he hadn't run fast, his left leg would have been hit.
"This group of Tian Shilang can do anything, I also listened to it when the adults taught! Why haven't I met the right material? ”
Looking at the shaking bamboo arrows, Gan Xinda burst into tears, it is now a white-hot stage, and the value of personal force is no longer inconspicuous, and the more important thing is who is more handy in the use of resources in the forest.
The arrow was glowing, and it was coated with anesthetic at a glance, and hitting the arrow meant that it was out.
"Damn it, hiding there now?" Gan Xinda has a headache, this kid obviously won't go toe-to-toe with him, and with the help of protective color, he doesn't know where to transfer now.
In the bushes, a man covered in leaves, holding a short bow, calmly looked at Gan Xinda's location. Suddenly, a piece of clothing was thrown into the air, and he subconsciously wanted to out, but at the last moment he held back. At this time, a figure rolled towards the dense forest. Without saying a word, he shot an arrow.
The arrow hit the target but fell to the ground softly, and the man in the leaf was startled, and he wanted to change his position but it was too late, and a flying locust stone flew straight and hit him on the arm, and the short bow immediately fell to the ground.
Gan Xinda pounced like a hungry tiger and knocked him to the ground with a punch. put a stone axe on the other party's neck, and then said with a grin: "Lao Meng, the adults have said, but if you want to hit with a blow, you would rather continue to ambush if you are not sure, you have made a big mistake!" ”
"Ahh
Lao Meng, who fell to the ground, spat out blood and said unwillingly. But he was also happy, and took out the six smiley grasses in his arms and handed them to Gan Xinda.
"A certain family has known you for so many years, and you have never been so happy and took off your pants." Gan Xinda said with a smile.
Lao Meng immediately changed his face, and said hatefully: "Lao Gan, you have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future, do you really want to humiliate me like this?" ”
"Hehe, I've taken a bath in a river, don't you think it's fake to pretend like this now? Hurry up and hand over the smiley grass in the crotch. ”
"Count you ruthless, there are only three plants left in the little brother, brother give me a way to live! Time is running out, I'm going to be knocked out. Lao Meng said pitifully.
Gan Xinda would not be fooled, and took out five grasses from his crotch. Disgusted, he put it into his arms, and said disgustingly: "Don't say that this grass stops bleeding and generates muscles, even if it is to prolong life, a certain family will not eat it, you are really disgusting." ”