After Dr. Qin finished speaking, Wang Aiguo and the three of them all laughed, and the smile was as weird as it was.

"No, I'm having a hemorrhoid operation, why are you so happy?" The goosebumps stood up when the big face looked at the three of them.

"Think about it, a person who has done a Hugh brother and has hemorrhoids, aren't you curious about how such a person should sleep?" Doctor Qin said with a smile.

To be honest, this topic Wang Aiguo has already been tested in the new barracks. You can sleep on your side or with your butt pouting in the non-mainstream way. But he's still curious, maybe Big Face will create a new way of sleeping.

Big Face disagreed, but unfortunately, the army is a democratic place, the minority obeys the majority, and soon Big Face was tied to a single bed again.

came back for the second time, but today Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi are not there. However, the person who did the operation did not change, and Dr. Qin greeted him with a scalpel with an excited expression.

"I swear I will never come to the military hospital again in my life, never!" The big face was tied to the hospital bed, and he roared inwardly.

……

On the night of the operation, the big face really lived up to everyone's hopes and created a new way of sleeping.

The big face was not lying on its stomach, nor was it sideways. They took advantage of the hospital's convenience and got two straps directly from the ceiling. Then put your feet through the inside and hang your body directly to sleep.

Seeing this posture, everyone was shocked, to be honest, it was the first time that everyone had seen such a hanging way of sleeping.

I didn't sleep all night, and as soon as I woke up the next day, Wang Aiguo looked at the big face. Unexpectedly, the big face had woken up, and he really kept a loveless look and lay on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

"Brother Face, did you sleep well?" Wang Aiguo asked suspiciously.

Big Face raised his eyelids and snorted, "It's okay." ”

"Oh, but I still recommend you go see Dr. Qin." Wang Aiguo said.

The big face turned his head in confusion and said, "Why?" ”

"Don't you think your face seems to be a little swollen?"

"En????"

At eight o'clock, the doctor came to make rounds, and Dr. Qin lived up to expectations. As soon as he saw Dr. Qin coming, Wang Aiguo hurriedly asked, "Doctor Qin, look at the big face, do you think his face seems to be a little bigger?" ”

Then Doctor Qin just glanced at the big face, and said lightly: "It's not a ghost, he hung up his lower body, the upper body was congested, and finally it all flowed to his face." Do you think that's not a big deal? ”

"I've lived for 22 years, and it's the first time I've heard that blood flowing into the face causes the face to get bigger." The big face looked at Doctor Qin with a look of disbelief.

"It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, you're like this, I'll measure your face today, and after you hang it for another day tomorrow, I'll measure it for you, so you can be sure." Doctor Qin said lightly.

Wang Fatzi raised his hand at this time, and hurriedly said, "Then what do you use to measure it?" ”

"Use this." Dr. Qin said as he took out a large vernier caliper from his arms.

Big face: "......"

Are you medics boring? Why do you carry such a thing with you?

……

However, in the end, the idea of measuring the size of the face was miscarried, not because the big face refused, but when I really measured it, I found that Brother Face's face was too big, even if it was a large vernier caliper, it was only two-thirds of Brother Face's face at most.

After putting away the ruler, Dr. Qin said in amazement: "Big face, your face is really big." Now the slap face is popular outside, and you are amazing, Thanos's slap is estimated to not be able to block your face. ”

"Doctor Qin, if I hadn't been able to get up, I would have jumped up and killed you now." The big face looked at Doctor Qin viciously.

Dr. Qin's face was casual, to be honest, although the relationship between doctors and patients in society is very tense now, it is estimated that no doctor will be afraid of a patient who has undergone surgery before and after.

After checking the room, Dr. Qin walked to the side of the big face and said, "By the way, what did you eat last night?" ”

"What else can I eat, hospital food." The big face said helplessly. Although he still wants to go out to the buffet in the evening, his physical condition does not allow it.

Doctor Qin frowned, and then asked, "Is it dry or wet?" ”

"What the hell, what's wrong?" Said with a puzzled face.

Doctor Qin took a deep breath and said, "I should have reminded you that you had better drink porridge at night, right?" ”

"But I didn't eat at noon yesterday, and I couldn't be hungry at night, and I wasn't full at all when I drank porridge." Big Face explained.

Doctor Qin was a little helpless, so he patted the shoulder with a big face and said, "Okay, I reminded you anyway." Make your own choices, and bear them yourself. ”

"What do you mean?" The big face was a little confused.

"After hemorrhoid surgery, it will be a bit painful to have a lot of pain for the first time, so I usually recommend you to drink a liquid diet so that you will feel better the next day. But now that you've eaten, then ...... Strong man, take care. Dr. Qin bowed his hand, then turned around and walked out of the room, leaving his big face messy on the hospital bed.

"Well, is there a way to remedy it?" The big face looked at Wang Fatzi with a frightened face and said.

Wang Fatzi thought for a while and said, "Kaisailu, do you want to try it?" ”

“……”

…….

On this day, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi maintained a strong curiosity, and they have been staring at the big face now, waiting for the big face to go to the toilet.

The hair on the big face that was stared at by the two people, and the hair that was frightened by Dr. Qin's words, although he had the intention of defecating a long time ago, he still carried it to death.

However, after enduring two and a half hours, the big face still couldn't bear it after all, so he could only twist his ass and go to the toilet.

Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi followed closely behind, still holding mobile phones in their hands. To be honest, don't record at this time, when will it be recorded.

"You two dead perverts, stay away from me." Big Face yelled at the two of them before closing the door.

"Hehe, don't worry, we only do collections and won't pass them on." Wang Fatzi and Wang Aiguo laughed as if black and white were impermanent.

Seeing that it seemed that the two people couldn't be driven away, the big face could only grit his teeth and start his own 'project'.

People, many times, they just don't listen to the doctor, and they suffer in front of them. Sure enough, without listening to Dr. Qin's words, the big face really got the 'reward' it deserved.

"Ahhh

Wang Fatzi said helplessly outside the door: "It's not that you blame yourself, let you drink porridge, you have to eat." ”

"He said that he suggested that I drink porridge, and I don't accept his suggestion, can't I?" The big face responded.

"Yes, so you can squat right now." Wang Aiguo said disdainfully.

Big Face roared like this for a full five minutes, and then his voice gradually calmed down.

Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi were very puzzled, what was going on? Did you faint in pain?

At this moment, the toilet door of the big face opened.

Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi looked at the toilet, at this time the big face was still sitting on the toilet, and the pants were not mentioned, but their faces were full of horror.

A minute later, Dr. Qin was eating, when he saw Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi rushing in like tanks and shouting, "Doctor Qin! Oh no! The big face is blowing up! ”