What the little guy said is not wrong at all.

But...... Is this something that a child who is not yet a year and a half years old can tell?

"Oh~~~~" Chu Yang covered his forehead, and he was truly defeated.

Who has ever seen a one-year-old child? Isn't that a handful of and a handful of urine? To call grandma has to be called 'dwarf', and to call mom 'savage'......

There is a diaper in the crotch of your pants at any time, and if you are not careful, you will pee all over your body, and if you are not happy, you will pull your pants on......

At this age, being able to call one's relatives and elders clearly and fluently without admitting mistakes is already a surprise that everyone expected.

But this son of Chu Yang is obviously a hundred and eight thousand miles forward than this person knows everything!

It's so direct that you can discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals, talk about picking up girls......

Chu Yang felt that it was absolutely feasible.

Even, he felt that in front of this demonic son, he would discuss the overall situation of the world with him and talk about the situation of the Nine Heavens...... It seems absolutely doable.

It has always been Chu Yang who shocked others, but this time, Chu Yuzuo was directly shocked and dizzy by his son, who met for the first time, one year and two months old, plus seven meat and eight vegetables.

Now, this little guy is in his arms, being held by himself, and he is calling himself in an old-fashioned manner: Lao Chu, do you understand?

Chu Yang said tangledly: "I don't understand...... How do you tell me to understand? Son, you're only one year and two months old......."

Tie Yang raised his little face: "Old Chu, this shijie." There is a kind of person who is called a genius!"

Chu Yang nodded like a chicken pecking rice this time.

It seems that his son is not a genius, ......and it is really unreasonable; It's almost demonic who is already a genius.

"Son, what the hell are you, it can't be a certain old guy who was reborn, right?" Chu Yang suddenly looked at this kid, thinking of his rebirth, his heart became crooked. Asked vigilantly.

"Even your head, you also know about rebirth?" Tie Yang scoffed: "The old guy is attached to me, that's not called rebirth." And a newborn child can't be taken away, and you know? If you do that, both souls will be wiped out! You know?"

Chu Yang scratched his head: "Then what's the matter with you?"

Tie Yang sighed deeply. Said faintly: "Old Chu, I can only say...... It's a wonderful thing. Well, it's just that I've been reincarnated, but luck is very good, and some things haven't disappeared, but I'm your son for sure...... You can rest assured of that. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to expose it in front of you like this......"

"Why do you dare to expose me if I'm your father?" Chu Yang wondered.

The little guy said in a deep voice: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it." ”

"What do you call me?" Chu Yang's eyebrows rose.

"Old Chu...... You can make me call an old man, you're already amazing. "The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a look of 'I call you so, you should be glorious', and he was very approving. It's very rewarding and recognized.

"Little bastard! Daddy!" Chu Yuzuo was called three times in a row, and now he has reacted, and he is furious, and he roars angrily;

Lao Chu, Lao Chu is also your name!

Lao Tzu is actually glorious?

The little guy distorted his face in a very broken heart: "You want to scold me and beat me, that's your right." I can't stop you from having the only pleasure of being a father, but you can't call me a little bastard. I'm your son, if I'm a little bastard...... Aren't you ......?"

"Wouldn't I just beat your ass into eight petals!" Before the words fell, Chu Yang angrily turned over his little body, and slapped his fat and tender little buttocks!

Syllable!

"I don't say it, it's just!" the little thing stopped in a very amused way. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

"Do you dare to call me Lao Chu?" Chu Yang was majestic and murderous, showing the majesty of being a father. But look at the five red finger prints on the little thing's buttocks. I was a little distressed, and I comforted myself in my heart: This little bastard, such a demon, can hold on...,

"You're miserable. was slapped, of course the little guy didn't cry, but just looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "I left a handprint on my buttocks, right? When my mother came over, I took off my pants to show her, and then cried loudly...... I'm not afraid to tell you, my tears are coming, and I can definitely cry hoarsely!"

The little guy looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "Let's see who is uncomfortable then!"

Chu Yang was in a hurry and immediately retreated: "Ancestor...... You are not my son, you are my father. ”

Tie Yang's little face was full of evil smiles: "Moreover, not only that! If this is the only way, wouldn't it be cheaper for you? You want to establish a relationship...... I can completely give you every opportunity to destroy the essence light, even if it is established by your clever words, but, with me, I promise, it will be wiped out immediately!"

"With me here, you want to hug the beauty! it's because of your slap!" said the little guy hatefully.

"My dear ancestor ......" Chu Yang wanted to cry without tears.

Damn, other people's children are all fathers, and they love to beat and scold when they want to, and it's good to be this one, but they actually threaten themselves in turn......

Is there any reason for this?

"Surrender or not?" the little guy looked at his dad playfully.

"Surrender. Chu Yang hung his head.

"Do you think that your fluttering and unconvincing surrender will be able to make my slap mark disappear?"

"What the hell do you do to give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked through gritted teeth.

"Two conditions. As long as you promise me, I will not only listen to you and change my name to Dad from now on, but I will also be responsible for helping you catch up with my mother, well, that is, your wife!" The little guy stretched out two white and tender fingers and dangled them in front of Chu Yang.

Looking at the two fingers dangling in front of him, Chu Yuzuo was really in a complicated mood, as if he had knocked over the five-flavor bottle, and the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty sourness surged up at the same time. I wanted to cry for a while.

If the brothers knew that they had been treated to such a point by a one-year-old baby...... Gu Duxing and Dong Wuxian were not injured, and Mo Tianji estimated that he could only laugh at an internal injury, but Ji Mo Luoke's enemies were absolutely going to laugh to death!

Especially Rui Butong, he can definitely laugh at his own cultivation for a big rise! And it has risen several times! There is no doubt about this!

"What conditions?" Chu Yang was in a dry mood and raised a white flag.

Damn, I'll fix you in the future!

You and I are old celery sellers, can I still pinch your little coriander?

"First question, it's okay for me to choose my own name, right?" Tie Yang pouted: "Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang." It's hard to hear, no matter how tall a poplar tree is, isn't it still a poplar? It's just a pile of chopping wood...... My mother's level of naming is really rotten!"

Chu Yang's slap was a little itchy. Forcibly controlling his urge to slap him, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "It's negotiable." ”

"Although my mother is here to miss you. But you can't joke with my name. The little guy stretched out his legs comfortably, and the calves that were as fat as lotus roots, which were several knots, stretched out tenderly, and nodded Chu Yang's chin with his big toe: "The name is very important, it is related to the future of life, it is better to be domineering." ”

"Do you want to be domineering?" Chu Yang was stunned and said, "Then how about your name Chu Batian?"

"Vulgar! vulgar! vulgar!" The little guy was furious: "Then it is better to ask Chu to eat the sky, what is the tyranny? I even ate the sky." ”

"Then you will be called Chu Yutian!" Chu Yang clapped.

"No......" the little guy was completely speechless: "It's not like you climb along the pole......"

"That's it!" Chu Yang said undoubtedly: "The little name is called Dogan!"

"I protest!" the little guy kicked his legs.

"Protest is invalid!" Chu Yang snorted.

The little guy's eyes rolled: "But my mother is called Tie Mending Heaven...... I can't be as heavy as her...... Besides, she makes up the sky, and I eat the sky...... That's a crime of unfilial piety. ”...,

"Then you will call Chu to eat the ground. "Chu Yang has already had a countermeasure. Little bastard, you still know the crime of unfilial piety: "Chu eats shit the most domineering!

"Woo...... "The little guy was really going to cry.

"Then what do you want to call it?" Chu Yang asked humbly.

"I like madness. It's called Chu Mad?" The little guy obviously found that the guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, and adopted a tone of discussion.

"Chu ......is crazy," Chu Yang said, "There is less charm." ”

"Chu madman?" the little guy persevered and discussed tirelessly: "Or Chu madman?"

Chu Yang was dizzy.

What kind of mess are these names?

How did this guy come up with it?

"That's it, choose one of the two. The little one compared, and said, "So be it." I'll call it Chu Madman. Regarding the matter of changing the name, after you get my mother and your wife, you go and tell her, just say that you want it, and you must settle it. ”

Three times five divided by two, a decision has been made!

I just said that I have to choose one of the two. I don't even have a chance to choose one or the other now.

Chu Yang, the father, stared at him, and even the right to participate was deprived.

The breath-holding at this moment is really extraordinary, and he gasped for breath: "I'll fuck your mother...... You little bastard...... It's unbearable for me!"

The little guy snorted and tilted his head disdainfully: "What if you don't...... Not yet. ”

Chu Yang was immediately carried away by the anger, and said angrily: "You know what a fart! Lao Tzu was fucked at that time......

"Fucked?" the little guy looked at his father with a stunned expression, and suddenly opened his mouth Hahadaxiao.

God knows, a one-year-old little doll, with a very collapsed expression and very stunned eyes, very bold hahadaxiao...... What a scenario this is.

The black line on Chu Yang's face.

Hurriedly changed the subject: "Do you have to be called a Chu madman?"

The little guy took a breath, and said leisurely in a very deep and pretending tone: "I am a Chu madman, Feng Ge laughed at Kongqiu." Holding a green jade staff, farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower......"

............

I had something at home today, so I went back to my hometown to accompany my mother to my uncle's house, and I came back late. I continue to code the second ......> (to be continued)