Seeing that Luo Xintao woke up, Wang Aiguo immediately showed a happy look, and hurriedly said: "Lao Tie, you are awake!" I happened to ask you for help, so you hurry up and ......."

"Wait a minute, what, can you tell me what you're doing? Also, why did you lift my pants for me? Luo Xintao looked at Wang Aiguo, whose pants were half off, and felt that his eyes were about to go blind.

However, Wang Aiguo didn't care about this matter, anyway, they are all men, what are they afraid of?

So he calmly walked in front of Luo Xintao and handed him a plastic bag.

Taking the plastic bag, Luo Xintao said suspiciously: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Do me a favor, I need to collect my own fart."

Luo Xintao: "Brother Wang, I feel that I have something to do, so I will say goodbye and goodbye." ”

"You're back!"

……..

After some simple persuasion, Luo Xintao finally gave in. No way, what can he do in the face of a monster that weighs twice as much as himself?

In desperation, Luo Xintao could only put the plastic bag behind Wang Aiguo's chrysanthemum with a disgusted face.

"You need to move faster, it feels so disgusting. Also, don't! Luo Xintao closed his eyes and tilted his head and shouted.

"You know, I haven't slept all night, isn't this how I collected this night? You just have to take it. ”

Because of the experience of a night, Wang Aiguo understands that the collection of this fart is very rare. If he had collected it himself, he would have missed at least half of it.

However, now with Luo Xintao's help, the churn rate should be reduced, right?

And Luo Xintao's side, at this time he remembered a question, although this fart is released from the body, but this thing should be uncontrollable, ordinary people may want to put it away?

Facts have proved that Wang Aiguo is really not an ordinary person

Wang Aiguo said that if you put it, you really put it, and Luo Xintao just grabbed the plastic bag when he heard a sharp howl.

Then this long howl lasted for about 45 seconds, and when the sound ended, Luo Xintao grabbed his pocket without saying a word, and then held it tightly in his hand.

After grabbing the pocket, Wang Aiguo turned his head very excitedly and looked at Luo Xintao: "Thank you, brother, without your help, I definitely wouldn't have been able to collect so many farts." ”

Luo Xintao looked at the bag that had been expanded, and at this moment, his emotions were like turning over the river, all of them were incoherent.

Ordinary people let out a fierce fart, whether it is whistling or crackling, at most five or six seconds, but Wang Aiguo is very powerful, and it takes more than 40 seconds to put it casually.

Blowing a plastic bag is such a thing, you said that blowing with your mouth is easy to blow open the plastic bag. But you said that blowing the plastic bag open with a fart is reasonable, which is a difficult thing to do.

After a long time, Luo Xintao looked at Wang Aiguo with a complicated expression and said, "Brother Wang, you have solved a problem that has troubled me for a long time. ”

"What's the problem?"

"That's whether the fart is colorless, obviously, I used to think that the fart is colorless is wrong, your bag is obviously yellow......"

Wang Aiguo looked at the plastic bag, and only then did he notice that there was indeed a little bit of yellow in the plastic bag.

Wang Aiguo was shocked, it turned out that the fart still really had a color.

"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, this fart is limited, I'm going to do an experiment, do you want to watch it here?"

"There's nothing to do anyway, so let's take a look." Luo Xintao handed the pocket to Wang Aiguo, retreated to another corner of the laboratory, and looked at it curiously.

Wang Aiguo nodded, didn't care about Luo Xintao, took the plastic bag full of farts, and started his experiment.

Wang Aiguo's laboratory doesn't know why, it still looks quite professional, and what it did...... Luo Xintao really doesn't know how to describe it.

How many people have you seen who have nothing to do and can study fart?

Luo Xintao, who was standing in the corner of the room, saw that Wang Aiguo skillfully inserted a plastic bag full of farts into a beaker, and then sealed the mouth of the bottle, and then after a series of heating, it was smoked with all kinds of strange liquids, and then finally turned into a few drops of yellow liquid.

After getting the yellow liquid, Wang Aiguo obviously showed an excited look on his face.

"That brother Wang, although I don't want to disturb your hobbies, I still said that I want to ask, what the hell did you get this thing for? Why can't I read it at all?? ”

"Oh, yes, after I woke up with my own fart at noon yesterday, I extended a whole new question, which is why do I feel like my fart stinks better than someone else's......"

"I can tell you this question because you eat more than others!" Before Wang Aiguo finished speaking, Luo Xintao interrupted him.

Wang Aiguo shook his head and said: "Eating too much should be only one aspect, but I think my intestines or some formulas can have different effects, such as leeks, such as radish, such as ......"

"My brother, can you please not be so detailed, I will almost vomit if you continue to say more. Just tell me the conclusions. ”

At this time, Wang Aiguo said excitedly: "You have to understand that the smell can also be used as a weapon to a certain extent. My idea was to collect my fart, analyze the recipe, purify it, and store it as a liquid for a long time. You may ask, what are the benefits of such a liquid, and I will tell you here that this liquid has many uses. For example, if you are a special forces, when you are being chased by a dog, you put these liquids on your body, and the dog will smoke to death because it smells so bad, so you won't escape? ”

Luo Xintao looked at Wang Aiguo's theory, scratched his head, and said, "Have you ever considered that the dog may have been smoked to death, but the person who sprayed the liquid is probably not much better." ”

After Luo Xintao finished speaking, Wang Aiguo was stunned, this question is worth discussing, indeed, people should not be able to stand the smell of smoking dogs to death.

After a pause, Luo Xintao said again: "Another point, have you ever learned of something called an anti-wolf sprayer, which seems to be made of chili pepper essence, not to mention the bad smell, and it is easy to blind people." I think that thing is obviously better than yours. ”

"Anti-wolf sprayer, capsicum? That seems like a good idea, but what if I put some anti-wolf spray in my fart? Wang Aiguo didn't care about Luo Xintao's first half of the sentence, but noticed the anti-wolf sprayer.

Then Luo Xintao panicked, such a stinky thing plus anti-wolf spray, you're afraid it's not going to kill people!

"Luo Xintao, your idea is so good, come and follow me, I know there is a sale of this thing"

"Damn, you're not kidding, you're really going to buy it...... Brother, calm down, calm down, brother! ”