To answer a small question, there are many readers who will be a little more serious about some small details, such as military rank, rank or something. As I would like to mention, according to the regulations, these things cannot be written, so I wrote them down casually. So please don't think it's misleading, because logically it can't be written at all.

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"Ah, my eyes, ah." With that, the captain screamed and stomped into the air and tumbled down the stairs.

And Lao Wei is obviously smarter than the captain, although this thing can't open his eyes, but he still clung to the stairs and couldn't live or die.

Seeing this situation, the other young men were stunned.

"What else are you looking at, keep pulling, captain, I'll help you." The old squad leader at the bottom walked to the captain's side with his waist up.

A few young men were stunned, and then came to Wang Aiguo's feet. However, as soon as they tried to exert their strength, they heard Wang Aiguo's voice coming from inside the pipe.

"Stand down, I can't help it. I'm going to shoot. ”

"What's that?"

"Puff puff puff."

"Oh, are you a cannon? Why don't you want this to be Gatlin? ”

"Ah, I've been hit, guys, go first." A young man covered his face, jumped down the stairs, and then rushed out of the air-conditioned room without looking back.

The rest of the people did the same, and rushed out of the air-conditioned room without saying a word.

In the end, only the captain and the old squad leader remained, and the two supported each other and limped out of the air-conditioned room.

Now that Wang Aiguo can finally release the 'poison gas' with confidence. But there's another problem, and that'...... How is he going to get out?

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That night, everyone finally blew on the air conditioner. However, Dadong and the others didn't know what a terrible price the ship leaders had paid in order for everyone to be able to blow the air conditioner.

If nothing else, let's just talk about the fart smell in the captain's mouth, and the captain brushed off a whole strip of toothpaste overnight.

However, while sleeping, the captain could still clearly feel the smell of the fart in his mouth, as if the fart had taken root in his mouth.

As for the old trick, hehe, he's ordering eye drops. I don't know why, as soon as the anti-inflammatory eye drops entered his eyes, he felt hot and painful.

The doctor's explanation was that his retina had been corroded by toxic gases. So Lao Wei determined that Wang Aiguo should have hidden tear gas in his buttocks, or the kind that smelled of stinky tofu.

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The next day, the Donghe ship completed its patrol mission at 4 p.m. Then the cooking class started early.

When the meal is opened in advance, everyone thinks it is very strange, usually the meal is half past five, why is it early today?

As a result, while everyone was still eating, the political commissar appeared in the back restaurant.

Everyone was surprised to see the political commissar appear, because the ship leaders were usually in the conference room during dinner.

The political commissar seemed to be in a good mood, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, everyone continue to eat without stopping, I'll just say it briefly." Today's meal was opened early because I saw that everyone likes fishing recently, so I plan to take advantage of today's good weather to have a fishing competition. ”

"Fishing tournament?" Wang Aiguo looked at the political commissar suspiciously, there are such activities on the ship? Is this appropriate?

The political commissar seemed to see everyone's confusion and continued: "That's the case, first of all, because today is our first weekend on Liandao. I think you can have a more interesting life, of course, and more importantly, that it takes a while to marinate the fish. So I hope you can make another great achievement and get a few big and good fish so that we can marinate them. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was hehe. Sure enough, things don't happen for no reason.

The sudden decision of the ship's leader must have been for the sake of food in the future.

But then again, even if you do catch a big fish, you can't do it yourself. Because so far, the only person who can cook on the ship is the cooking class. As for pickled fish, you can't pick up fish in the workshop, right? You must know that salted fish are smelly, and you may appear in the toilet when the time comes.

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After the commissar finished speaking, a group of old fellows began to eat quickly, needless to say, they must have prepared to occupy the favorable terrain.

Sure enough, the captain and Dadong had twenty yuan to quickly pick up two mouthfuls of rice, and then rushed to the workshop.

And Wang Aiguo also quickly ate the rice in the bowl, of course, he was not to seize the advantageous terrain, but to take advantage of the fact that everyone was not ready to eat, and was ready to go for more meat.

After a while, the captain and the others went to the deck with fishing rods. As a result, as soon as I got on the deck, I saw the captain, the old man, and Fa Ge lying on the deck chair, and the fishing rod was thrown in the sea and fished leisurely.

"I'll go, Captain, is it appropriate for you to do this? This occupies the favorable terrain? The captain looked at the three of them with disdain and said.

The captain snorted and said lightly: "What's inappropriate, in order to occupy this position, the three of us came over without even eating, okay?" ”

"You're going crazy, but then again, fishing still depends on the level, you guys, hehe." The captain sneered and expressed his disdain.

As soon as he heard this, the captain raised his eyebrows and said with an unhappy face: "What do you mean?" Don't accept it? ”

"Come on, come on." The captain snorted and walked to the other side of his bench and sat down.

Dadong looked at the captain and the others on the left, and then at the captain on the right, and finally decided to go with the captain. So far, the highest record on the boat is still the captain, who caught a fish of more than six catties last time.

Seeing the captain and the others sitting down, the captain snorted and said to Lao Wei and Fa Ge: "We are leaders, we can't lose to them, work hard, we must catch a big one today." ”

"Okay, but then again, the sun is about to go down, what are you two doing with sunglasses?" Fa Ge looked at the old man and the sunglasses on the captain's face and was a little puzzled.

As soon as they heard this, the captain and the old man were hehe. If it weren't for the fact that their eyes were still red as if they had opened the writing wheel, the ghosts would have to wear sunglasses.

However, it is impossible to explain, so ......

"Huh." The captain and the old man let out mixed laughter at the same time.

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"Then again, the veterans on our boat really like fishing. I see that some of their fishing rods are even better than ours. In particular, I bought more fishing rods for more than 2,000 yuan, and they can still spend more than us. The captain looked at the captain's fishing rod and felt mixed feelings for a while.

Lao Wei nodded and said: "It's really exquisite, but fishing still depends on the level, what's the use of just a fishing rod?" ”

"What you said, I haven't seen that master who can fish with a clothespole." The captain looked disdainful.

However, as soon as the captain finished speaking, Wang Aiguo carried a five-meter-long clothes pole and walked onto the deck in a dashing manner.

Captain: "......"

Old Trick: "......"

Fa Ge: "......"

Lao Wei looked at Wang Aiguo and couldn't speak for a long time, and after a full minute, Lao Wei pointed at Wang Aiguo and stammered: "So..... this person is a master?" ”

"Master? Well, I'll admit, this fart guy is definitely the best of the best. The captain said with a pained face.