Chapter 3: The Black Whirlwind's Waiting
Bored, trotting all the way down the street. I found that the place I was in was not in the city, but a residential area outside the city. The small shops along the street may seem to be half-closed because of the remoteness of the area.
Looking along this sparse street, there is a small city gate in front of it, and it seems that the emperor also left the city from here just now. I ate some bucket chicken, and I really felt hungry again, no, I had to pad my stomach first.
Walking into the city not far away, I really saw a row of bun cages lying vertically. Wow! It's not going to be just soup dumplings. Quickly ran over and asked, "Hey, hello!" ”
A guy from the store asked in the look, "Guest officer, do you want buns?" ”
"Yes, how much?"
"Ten pennies and one cage." The little guy replied.
After I listened to it, I was blinded, how much is ten wen? Reaching out and touching his body again, when it was over, he came out of the teacher, wearing a long shirt on his body, and he didn't even hold his mobile phone. What kind of mobile phone, there will be no mobile phone payment, what should I do?
turned to reply: "Forget it, I came out in a hurry, and I didn't bring any money." ”
Suddenly, I heard the store shouting: "Xiao Yi, I have money here, come to Xiao Er, and serve two steamed buns to my brother." ”
Looking up, there was a big black man sitting on the table in the store. I'll go! It's really dark, I guess this guy hasn't bathed for a long time, and it looks a little dirty. His eyes were slit, and his face was black and red. It's so dark, you can still see the face of drinking, it's rare, it seems that this is a black whirlwind.
I didn't know how to answer, so I said casually: "Yo, thank you, brother!" ”
Walking into the house, there is a plate of spiced beef and a plate of pig's trotters on the table. , this guy is such a carnivore, there's a can of wine on the table, pick it up and take a look, heh, isn't this my hometown Du Kang!
"Brother."
"You call me brother, you call me black brother on weekdays!"
"Haha, Brother Hei, brother is hungry, let me have a full meal first."
"Eat, eat as much as you want, it's not enough for Brother Hei to ask for it."
"Okay!" Unceremoniously picked up a piece of pig's trotter and gnawed it.
Pick up the wine glass and taste the taste of this ancient Du Kang. Take two sips, I'm dizzy, this wine is just a cheat! How much water does this have to be mixed into! Fake and shoddy, and also marked with Du Kang's mark, this is also too pitiful!
"Hey, shopkeeper? This wine is not original, is it? ”
"Oh, it's home-brewed water wine." Xiao Er replied.
"Is this really Du Kang?"
"No, if you want it, I'll buy it for you tomorrow."
"What?"
Xiao Er replied: "The Ministry of Internal Affairs, the firm name of the Ministry of Internal Affairs." "Oh, it seems inconvenient to ask more.
Li Kui took over: "Xiaoyi, what's wrong with you?" It's good to have such wine in this city gate, if you want to drink it, let's go up to Dongfeng Tower another day. ”
"Oh oh oh oh okay okay." I don't drink alcohol anymore.
"Xiao Yi, it's only been less than two days, why did you change when you came out of that place, you pay attention to it!" Li Kui laughed out loud as he spoke.
I pretended, "I have a word of suffering!" Black Gomo wants to make fun of my brother. I don't know what to say.
Li Kui answered: "There is nothing to suffer from the brocade clothes and jade food there, haha!" "My eyes are gone.
I had an idea, and then said, "Quickly divert the topic, don't talk nonsense!" "Tell Black Whirlwind with a false alarm.
This guy is really obedient, and when he heard this, he immediately covered his mouth. Fortunately, I have read "Water Margin", the official history and wild history, it is not wrong to be connected.
"Xiao Yi, the eldest brother (Song Jiang) asked me to wait for you here, things are going well, right?" Li Kui asked.
Understood what he was asking, "Oh, I forgot something, I'm going to go tomorrow, and I'll tell you when it's settled." ”
It's actually my phone, some gear or something. I don't know if the master hid my things well, but don't let the emperor see it.
Li Kui continued: "Okay, you just go, I'll wait for you here." ”
"By the way, I'm going to stay here for the night tonight." Think about yourself now! said helplessly to Li Kui.
"No problem, you sleep in the same room with me."
Okay! Thinking hard, I'm going, I'm going to collapse! Reluctantly answered: "Oh, okay then." ”
This night, it's really difficult, this black goods, the smell on the body is called a nose! The snoring sound was continuous, tossing and turning to the side until the third watch in the second half of the night before going to sleep.
At three o'clock in the morning, the two of us woke up, got up with swollen eyes and ran to the big water tank outside the hospital, splashing at ourselves. With a mouthful of water in his mouth, he rubbed his fingers back and forth in his mouth.
Li Kui looked at it and asked in surprise: "Xiaoyi, what are you doing?" There is mouthwash in the front room. ”
"Oh oh oh!" When he entered the house, he picked up the sheets and dried them, and ran to the front room. There was really mouthwash on the table, and in my mouth, there was a smell of baking soda. The ancients didn't seem so stupid!
drank a bowl of soy milk, and then said: "Brother Hei, tell you, when the eldest brother comes, you tell him that even if the matter is promoted, it will not succeed." He is an official and you are a bandit, it will not be so simple. Moreover, the danger is very great, and it will be fatal! ”
Li Kui followed closely: "What, who dares, I will split him!" ”
I waved my hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about it yet, I'll go." ”
As he walked outside, he said, "Wait for me, Brother Hei." ”
The house replied, "Okay, you go and come back quickly." ”
This section of the street leading to the small city gate in the west saw his prosperity at this time, bustling with all kinds of trinkets, gadgets, tofu, pot stickers and so on.
Walked to the front of the city gate, only to find that it was a small door hole, along the street to look at the moat outside the city, found a big "post." "It turned out that the post station was built outside the moat, and this dwelling was originally inside the moat, outside the corner.
I came to the place I had just left yesterday and raised my hand and knocked on the door. Last night, the old woman came out to open the door, took a look, and originally wanted to say a few words to her, but before she could say anything, she nodded directly, and I gave up and went straight to the second floor of the girl.
Before going up to the second-floor hallway, she was already drying her sheets in front of the railing. When he looked back at me, he put down his hand and asked, "Why did you come back again?" ”
"Oh, I've got all my stuff here."
She mumbled and walked into the room. Leaned under the bed and pulled out a large wooden box. When I opened it, it was my equipment from yesterday.
"How did all this stuff end up in your cupboard?" I asked.
"I'm weird too, it's in my cupboard."
I ran into the back room and looked at the low cabinet, how this cabinet looked so much like the utility cabinet I had used, and I couldn't figure it out.
Then she climbed into bed, got under the futon in front of her pillow, and pulled out my phone. Gu Gu said: "It's a shame that this bed is for me to rest on weekdays." ”
At this time, I realized that the bed in the room was dedicated to the emperor, and when I was talking, I picked up my mobile phone and turned on the screen with face recognition.
"How did you open it?" She was amazed!
"Oh, because my avatar exists inside, when my face is close to the screen, the sensor will automatically sense and activate the camera for recognition, and the avatar will be turned on when it corresponds." She looked dazed and curious!
"Here, I'll take a picture of you." Hold up your phone and say.
This big beauty, shoot it back, you can't envy those old five kings! She looked at me with a smile.
"I'm done shooting, come and see for yourself." She leaned over and saw herself on her phone, probably the first time she had seen herself so clearly, she was blank and stared at it for a long time.
"Is this me?"
"Uh-huh! Is it good-looking? I replied with a smile.
She smiled, puffed her mouth and looked sideways at me.
"Like, it's pretty good!" His eyes narrowed into a line, his hands were still covering his mouth, and he was smiling like a bright smile!
Suddenly, I was also curious, "Come, let's take a group photo." ”
Ha ha! One day, if I can have the opportunity to take a photo of myself and the big beauty home, it will be more face-to-face! Secretly happy in her heart, she immediately leaned her face over.
I raised my phone to take a picture, and at this moment, I saw myself in my phone. Throw a fit! Oh, my God! How did I change so much, is this still me?
His originally relatively white face turned bronzed overnight. The original pair of single eyelids became double eyelids. The eyebrows weren't that long, so I felt like the sides were a little drooping. The whole feeling is that the eyebrows are closer, and the mouth is not moist, a little purple. The originally open face has become a little thinner, and it looks a little smart. Through this day and night, I have matured.
"Did you shoot it?" She asked, dumbfounded.
I turned my mind and said, "Oh, look at the camera, smile, OK." ”
"Finished?" She asked.
"Well, it's over."
"What is OK?" She raised her eyebrows.
"Oh, OK, that's it, okay." I replied without thinking.
immediately pulled the group photo back to show her, "Hey, you see that the two of us are really a bit husband and wife!" ”
She turned around and asked, "You, will you marry a slave?" Her smiling face suddenly cooled down.
"According to legend, Yan Qing took you away, and as for the aftermath, I don't know much about it."
Joy added to her face, and she hurriedly asked, "Yan Qing took me?" ”
Blinking in surprise, "That ......" She seemed to have something to say, but didn't ask.
"Let me show you what I look like in modern times." Lowered his head and picked up his phone, opened the photo album and said.
She was silent, and I looked to myself and said, "My future is 2018, what year is now, what year is it?" ”
"It's the third year of Xuanhe." The teacher answered.
"Xuanhe..."It's really blind, Baidu, oh yes, there is no network.
Forget it, let's continue: "I was born about a thousand years later, in 2018, I was almost thirty years old, and now it should be more than a thousand years ago. ”
The teacher was surprised, "How did you come here after a thousand years?" ”
I replied hesitantly: "I, I, alas, I can't explain this question, I was taken into the space-time tunnel, I encountered gravitational waves, I was swept into the universe space?" I can't explain it, in short, it's so confused. Could it be that when human speed breaks through the speed of light, time really goes backwards? ”
"Time will go backwards?"
"Not now, it's hard to say in the future."
The photo album appeared in front of his eyes one by one, and he said while watching: "See? This is my work attire. ”
"Ahh How could this be similar to the dream I had yesterday? The teacher was surprised.
"yes, I'm weird! You say a good little girl, as soon as you cross like this, you will grow up? She was stunned and speechless.
"Look, this is my university, Henan University, interesting, right? This is right here, Tokyo. Look, this is me in college. "A young and angry look, flat head, and wearing sunglasses.
"By the way, this is a photo I secretly took of my goddess, you see, do you two look like each other?" She smiled silently, a little intoxicated, and held her chin up, not knowing what she was thinking.
"This is a few of our classmates, let's go to Chongdugou together, the scenery is beautiful, right?" She was completely silent, and fell into a long contemplation, as if she was not listening.
I touched her head, and she relieved herself and said, "Then you, are you really not Yan Qing?" ”
"Well, it's not, but ......"
Her hand reached over and covered my mouth, "Whether you are Yan Qing or Chen Xiaoyi, you were brought to my side, then this is a kind of fate, although I also found the difference between you and Yan Qing, but it does not hinder my unfinished relationship with Yan Lang!" You are him, and he is you, I can only think so. Otherwise, I can't accept all this in the slave family, so this is the concubine's resignation. With that, she lowered her head.
Suddenly, she raised her head again and said, "Also, if you dislike the slave family, then just leave it at that, and the concubine naturally knows where to go." After saying that, tears overflowed and he turned his back.
Seeing her so affectionate, I walked over and took her hand and said, "After such a day and a night, I don't know if I can return to the future." I want to go back, but will coincidences really happen again? ”
"You are the first person I know in this world, and I have learned a lot about your background, experience, and destiny. I will try my best to face the future, to face the fact that history has become a fait accompli. After all, you were once my goddess! After saying that, he smiled.
As soon as he finished speaking, he fell into deep memories again, and whispered to himself......
"When I grew up so big, the only girlfriend I talked about was a classmate in high school. When I graduated from college, the goddess I liked threw herself into the arms of that stupid dick. Later, when I was at work, I met the high school girl through the matchmaking of a friend from high school. After seven years of the so-called long-distance love run, we finally chose to break up and disperse. ”
"As a firefighter, I stayed in that passionate but romantic environment all day, and gradually became numb. Such a sudden change suddenly broke my silence, and I don't know if it is good or bad for me now, and what will be like it in the future. ”
Slowly telling about her past, she listened silently, calmly like a statue.