Chapter 1: Misfortune

"There are assassins!" The guards behind Guan Yu nervously drew their swords and rushed forward. Guan Yu, who was riding on the horse, waved his hand calmly and said, "Don't scare yourself, this is a distant cousin of mine, not an assassin." Stand down, all of you. ”

One of the guards who had been following Guan Yu opened his mouth wide and looked up at General Guan on the horse with infinite admiration. The old man becomes a brother, the assassin becomes a cousin, and General Guan is really a god!

Guan Yu turned over and dismounted, handed over the reins of the horse to the guards, and after everyone retreated, Chen Ling'er on the wall jumped down in a panic and landed in front of Guan Yu.

"Is there something wrong with coming to me so late?" Guan Yu looked at Chen Ling'er, who was a little depressed in front of him, and asked.

"Mrs. Shi has recovered, and we will leave this place early tomorrow morning." Chen Ling'er said as she stared down at the ground.

Guan Yu hurriedly jumped two steps away and said with a smile: "Don't tell me that before leaving, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't been killed, and I was unhappy, so I made a special trip to end the matter." ”

Chen Ling'er ignored it, still stubbornly lowered her head, and said to herself: "Mrs. Shi won't let me come to see you, she said--- she said that you don't look like a good person." ”

Guan Yu took a step forward and said solemnly: "Master Yun Ni is really profound, his eyes are like torches, I am really not a good person. ”

Chen Ling'er raised her head, opened her mouth slightly, and looked at Guan Yu in surprise.

Guan Yu met her gaze and smiled: "Why, admitting that I am not a good person, am I proud?" What's more, with the growth of experience, Miss Ling'er will naturally understand in the future that this world is far from being as simple as black and white, and when the so-called bad people also have a conscience, the so-called good people will also do some things that they will regret for life! ”。

"Then why did you settle the inn room money for us in advance, and saved Shitai's life without taking a penny?"

"Oh, a Xiangshi calculated for me, the most important thing Guan lacks in this life is money, and he can take whatever he wants. Besides, it is not charity to you, but devotion to the Buddha. In fact, I was a monk in my last life, dedicated to worshipping the Buddha, and in this life I was going to become a nun to be your senior sister, but I accidentally reincarnated in the wrong child! ”

"Poof" Chen Ling'er was amused, and said softly: "I am different from them, I am leading the cultivation. ”

After a gust of wind, Chen Ling'er was thinly dressed, and she couldn't help but shiver.

Guan Yu frowned and said, "The night is cold, you should go back early." Listen to Mrs. Yunni, she shouldn't hurt you. ”

Without saying a word, Chen Ling'er turned around and jumped onto the wall.

"Hey" Guan Yu shouted behind his back: "If we meet one day, will you still kill me?" Give me a word of approval so that I can prepare in advance! ”

Chen Ling'er stood on the wall, looked back and replied in a crisp voice: "You have admitted that you are a bad person, I will definitely kill you!" With that, he jumped and disappeared into the darkness.

Guan Yu was stunned and shook his head helplessly.

Gao Jinbao, the leader of the Taiping Army, was a pre-rebel occupation: Jumping God. It is claimed that it has been passed on by a master outside the world, and has the ability to subdue demons and exorcise ghosts, and ask God to send children. Ten miles and eight towns, a woman who has not had children for a long time, after he was locked in a small black house and secretly cast spells for several days, there were really two or three pregnant people later, and the villagers worshiped her as a god.

Seeing that the world was in chaos and the people were struggling to make a living, one day he used red-hot iron tongs to perm his hair into big waves, his face was covered with ashes from the bottom of the pot, and he wore sacks on his shoulders, and jumped into the street and shouted, claiming to be the reincarnation of the Heavenly Court Thunder God, and calling himself the Holy Father of Heavenly Thunder. Since then, he and a cadre of people have founded Taiping Dao, widely accepted believers, and spread songs and rumors: As soon as the thunder god comes out, the world is peaceful; Help the poor and save the people!

When the Taiping Taoist disciples grew to 50,000 people, he decisively erected the banner of rebellion, seized the county seat, killed the court officials, and opened a warehouse to release grain. The hungry people enthusiastically joined the Taiping Dao, such as the carp crossing the river, and the ranks quickly expanded to more than 100,000 people.

"Holy Father, I have just received a few recitals. First, the second wave of the Great Qi Imperial Court arrived three days later. Second, the messenger of the leader of the Red Turban Army, Liu, sent his handwritten letter, inviting us to Pingzhou to participate in the Righteous Army Alliance Conference to discuss the joint crusade against the treacherous Black Flag Army. The third is the secret letter of the loyal state of the Tiger Camp, inviting our army to attack the red turban bandits behind the back, and divide his territory after the matter is completed. ”

"Haha, my Taiping Army has now become a sought-after sweetheart?" Gao Jinbao's two little mung bean eyes were shining, and he stretched out his bare feet and rubbed them on the ground twice. Out of professional habits, he always likes to go barefoot except in the winter.

"Tell me, how do we deal with it? Xu Tianshi, you come first. Gao Jinbao waved his finger at a tall, thin man in the front row.

Xu Tianshi was a high-ranking intellectual in the Taiping Army and a former fortune teller.

I saw him wipe a mustache as thick as a rat's tail, stepped forward and kowtowed: "Holy Father, with the current situation of our army, it is impossible to recruit peace and return to obedience!" After he was recruited by the Black Flag Army, he was forced to attack the rebels, hoping to get some benefits from the imperial court, but in the end he stole chickens and rice, except for being scolded and planting an insoluble hatred with the Red Turban Army, the contemptible people really can't see what they have gained! Treat Daqi to persuade to surrender and recruit An, one word: drag! Don't turn your face, don't reply, don't refuse. ”

Gao Jinbao and everyone in the hall nodded one after another.

After observing everyone's reactions, Xu Tianshi said with a slight meaning: "Everyone has recognized the first one, and now that Hu Benying and Daqi are wearing a pair of pants, the way to deal with it is naturally the same." As for the Righteous Alliance, the Holy Father should go there himself and make a big splash for our army. Other than that, keep one word in mind: mix! Never send troops, let them eat dogs, I'll just fish in troubled waters, see who can't do it, rush up and kick it, and grab some benefits. Because our army's current strength is not enough to dominate the world, we can only keep our heads in obscurity. ”

Gao Jinbao nodded and asked, "Do Heavenly Master Gao Lun'er and the others have any objections?" ”

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.

Gao Jinbao slapped the table table and said, "Then let's do it!" Xu Tianshi dealt with the Great Qi Qin mission, and the other brothers should attack the city according to the original plan, and strive to seize one or two more state capitals from him in the short term! Replying to the Red Turban Army, the deity must participate in the alliance as promised. When I went to the letter to Zhongguo Gong, he said that we also wanted to get a piece of the pie, but we were trapped by the official army, so he asked him to discuss with the imperial court to withdraw all the defenders around us! Hahaha".

Lord Yuan was cooked, and the Chin Mission Regiment was beaten away, but the Kabumi they sent was left behind. With a wave of his hand, Liu Qian picked two pleasing ones to stay by his side, and distributed the rest to the brothers. Guan Yu is already married and is not in the scope of consideration.

"Big brother, there is a difference between Leader Liu inside and outside, why did he only send us two beauties, the same is Dutong, Mu Dutong and they are divided into three! This is a clear contempt for our brothers! The "second master" of the sharp-billed monkey gill said angrily while waving a knife to chop a log.

"Zhang Daya" picked up the wine bowl and drank it all, opened his red drunken eyes, turned his face and scolded: "You group of wretched people, people don't give it, you won't rob it yourself?!" Forgot what we're doing? it! ”

The "second master" jumped up and shouted at the male duck's throat: "Brothers, copy the guys!" Big brother has spoken, let's go grab a beauty again! ”。

A group of drunken bandits, carrying knives and sticks, rushed into the camp not far away.

In the tent, Mu Dutong was shirtless, pulling the two Meiji to hug each other left and right, laughing and playing. When I looked up, I suddenly saw a group of people with weapons breaking in violently, and I couldn't help but be furious and scolded: "What do you want to do? A bunch of bastards are getting impatient? Get the hell out of here! ”

The "second master" took a straw stick in his mouth, and said with a smile: "We have one less beauty over there, Brother Mu will give us one for his face!" ”。

Mu Dutong spat on the ground and scolded: "You guys don't care a lot about Lao Tzu's!" Do you dare to come over and believe it or not, Lao Tzu hacked you?! You bandit mongrel. ”

Scolding the bald man in front of the monk, the group of people quit, shouted and hugged with weapons in hand, and surrounded Mu Dutong in the center.

Mu Dutong was unequivocal, grabbed a steel knife on the case, and turned around without the slightest hesitation.

"Big brother, big brother!" The "second master" covered the blood on his forehead, stumbled and fell in front of the wine table of "Zhang Daya", and cried: "Big brother, we have suffered a big loss!" If the person surnamed Mu doesn't give it, he will call us bandits, kill a few of our brothers, and their people are grabbing our people and beating us there! Woowoo woo ---".

"Zhang Daya" shot the case, blood gushed on his head, gritted his teeth and said: "Damn, gather all the brothers and fight with them!" After saying that, he picked up the mace at his feet and rushed out.

Mu Dutong felt very relieved tonight, dozens of bandits who failed to escape and came to make trouble were dragged to the courtyard by his brothers, pressed on the ground, picked up their pants and beat them violently, and the sound of crying father and mother was endless.

"Beat me to death, and after the fight, lock it up and hand it over to the leader tomorrow!" Mu Dutong touched Mei Ji's face beside him while smiling and commanding. When he looked up and saw the "big teeth" who rushed out of the darkness, riding on a horse, holding a wolf tooth stick and a murderous aura, he was stunned.

A soldier was smiling and looking down to study how to spank someone's ass, when the thick black mace slapped him on the back of the head, and he fell to the ground without saying a word, and a few small fountains of thin blood gushed out of the back of his head.

Mu Dutong's face turned pale, looking at the mace falling from the sky, and without hesitation, he grabbed the neck of a beautiful girl next to him and threw it over to escape. He ran back to the tent with a crawl, grabbed the bloody steel knife on the case, and rushed out again.

There was a great chaos outside the tent, and the bandits on horseback were frantically slashing and killing their own soldiers by surprise. Mu Dutong's eyes were bloodshot, and while scolding, he rushed towards "Zhang Daya".

The "Zhang Daya" wheel stick, which had already killed the red eye, hit it, Mu Dutong raised his knife to block it, and suddenly felt that his arms were sore, and he gritted his teeth desperately to hold on. With a backhand, he slashed at the mount of "Zhang Daya". "Zhang Daya" slammed the reins and flashed the horse. The mace smashed down on Mu Dutong's head with great force.

After a brief period of panic, Mudutong's men took up arms and rushed out of the camp, and some even rushed into the stables and released their horses, and as time went on, more and more people joined the fire.

After dozens of rounds of hard fighting, Mu Dutong's forehead, which was exhausted, was embedded in the sharp iron teeth of the wolf's fang, and he opened his eyes angrily and slowly fell down unwillingly.

"Zhang Daya" looked up at the battle situation around him, and shouted frantically: "Brothers, burn their tents for me, kill a bloody road, and rush out with me!" ”

The originally quiet and peaceful night was full of firelight and killing.