Chapter 135 forced to Lishan
Chapter 135 forced to Lishan
Yun Lang is a suspicious person.
Therefore, why did he chou catch the matter of spies, Cao Xiang just thought it was funny, but Yun Lang felt that there was a lot of meaning in it.
Big people generally do big things, if one day, the big man deliberately puts down his body and does small things himself, then this little thing is definitely not small.
Now, Huo Qu is sick and gone, Li Dare is gone, and Zhao Ponu is also gone, here he is the highest military commander, so even if it is a small matter, he must get to the bottom of it, so that he can sleep peacefully.
There were as many as ten embroidered messengers in the surrendered city, where was the use of He Chou to personally go to the bazaar to find the spies, and deliberately made up a ridiculous reason to show his wisdom.
couldn't guess why He Chou did this, so Yun Lang prepared the wine and food and waited for the egg head to come back and let him say it himself.
This is a matter within the rules, Jun Sima must know the movements of everyone in the army, even if a mare is accidentally pregnant, Yun Lang must be the first to know.
It is the same with this prison army, and there will be no exception.
In the Han army, if the emperor wanted to enter the military camp at night, he also had to rely on the orders of the military Sima or the general, and if he did not allow it, the emperor could only stay in the field.
Although after Zhou Yafu did this, the consequences were not good, but Emperor Wen really waited in the wilderness all night.
Even if it is a play, it shows that the emperor attaches great importance to the rules of the barracks.
That's what Jun Sima did, so Yun Lang thought it was better to ask directly than to speculate underground.
It turns out that He Chou You is not a good bird in the first place, and the meal prepared by Yun Lang is cold and hot, hot and cold, until the bright moon rises, He Chou You and the eight young soldiers still did not return to the city......
The hand meat prepared by Yun Lang had become runny after being heated several times in a row, so he had to eat it cold.
Cao Xiang thinks that this kind of hand-handled meat is delicious, and the mutton on the bones will fall into his mouth without biting.
"Do you think Egghead really went to Jingtieshan? Do you think that no one will lead the way, and he will be able to find Jingtieshan? ”
Yun Lang took a bite of the mutton and swallowed it helplessly: "Last time, no one led the way, and the egg head did not easily arrive at Daqingshan and finally captured Yu Shan alive, this time it is the same, maybe those so-called spies have become his leading sheep." ”
Cao Xiang took a sip of mutton soup and washed his mouth full of mutton and said with a smile: "He miscalculated this time, he took our people to Jingtie Mountain, and when he comes back, as long as he asks, everything will be clear." ”
Yun Lang glanced at Cao Xiang strangely and said: "What do you think, don't forget that Dantou is in the same group as us, no matter how much we hate him, he is also a man of the Han Dynasty, and this cannot be changed."
Those eight teenagers are also soldiers of the Han Dynasty, and there is nothing wrong with following their superiors to carry out military affairs.
Don't forget, the reason Egghead left was to catch the spies, and they had 10,000 reasons to stay in the wild before they caught them. ”
"Since he's going to Jingtieshan, why don't you go with him?"
Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang again and felt that this guy was getting more and more stupid the more he lived......
"Oh oh, he's afraid of being killed!"
Yun Lang put down the sheep bone in his hand, looked at the dark outside the city and shook his head and said, "A few of us have a happy cooperation with the disease, you can try another person!"
This guy is not only eccentric, but he is a ruthless and unique commander in the army, you look at our cavalry captain, since he became an army, he didn't lead the battle that time?
Crouching Tiger Land, Bai Mountain, and Surrender City, he brought us here, even if it was to participate in His Majesty's Autumn Soldiers, he actively asked to participate......
In other words, the reason why we have been able to get to this point is because he dragged us here. ”
Cao Xiang thought hard for a while, and finally nodded: "Even participating in military training is what he harmed a few of us...... Still, we don't seem to blame him much? ”
Yun Lang lay on the recliner behind him, looked at the cold bright moon in the sky and screamed: "I originally planned to make some military achievements in Baishan Mountain, so that the emperor can rest assured of me and don't always find trouble for me, so I painstakingly found the mausoleum of Mao Dun and prepared to make some bloodless military merits...... Who knows, in Hook Mountain, we're going to get all the brains out.
Later, when I found the surrendered city, I wanted to govern this place, divide it, and weaken the Qiang and Di people here, just to prepare for some bloodless military exploits again......
But what happened?
In the fucking night, when I couldn't see my fingers, I personally drove the chariot into the enemy camp first, and yelled in my mouth - go sick, don't panic I'm coming......
Drove a long car through the enemy camp...... Ah Xiang, do you think this is something that someone like me can do? ”
Cao Xiang took a bite of the flesh and nodded again and again: "You did a very beautiful job, it is said that the wheels of the carriage you are riding in are full of flesh and blood, I don't know how many Huns have been crushed!" ”
Yun Lang stared at the bright moon in the sky and said, "I always thought that monkeys and donkeys shouldn't compete with anyone...... I'm a smart person, and I should use my brain more than swinging a spear to fight the enemy hand-to-hand.
You know no, I really want to kill He Chou You, and He Chou You can see this very clearly.
The reason why she wants to kill He Chou You is not to help us take revenge, but that she can't tolerate He Chou You at all.
Why do you think you are worried and why you don't want to go to the army? It's because he has long seen through what kind of general he is.
Do you think you dare not give instructions to go to the sick, why worry about participating in the jumping camp and taking the lead in the charge?
Do you think the general will dare to disobey the order after it is issued?
Let me tell you, if he is sick and goes to the battlefield, he is a fucking general, he only has the battle situation in his eyes, and when his son grows up and participates in the battle, if there is a hole in front of the army that needs to be filled, he will not hesitate to order his son to lie inside.
Just because He Chou had seen through the disease, he took eight young people who were not deeply involved in the world to Jingtieshan for a walk under the pretense of discovering the name of a spy.
Stand outside the military formation, and carefully see how the sick command the army, so that you can see clearly, so that you can write a detailed military report to the emperor......"
Yun Lang said fiercely, Cao Xiang was fascinated by it, and he didn't realize when the lamb chops in his mouth fell off.
I didn't know what I remembered, so I grabbed Yun Lang and said: "In the future, my son can't be handed over to get sick, and your son is not allowed, otherwise, no matter how many sons we have, it won't be enough to get sick."
Well, this time we must be resolute! ”
Yun Lang sneered and said, "My son will be sent to the mountain gate in the future!" ”
Cao Xiang laughed and said, "Let's send it together-"
"Do you know the people in the mountain gate?"
"If you know you, you become ......"
"I'm going to rebuild Northwestern Tech, what do you think?"
"This is what you call the mountain gate?"
"Wasn't the mountain gate built by man? Is there anything wrong with us building a mountain gate to raise our sons? ”
Cao Xiang nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's really no problem, besides you, who else are you going to find to teach our children?" ”
"Dongfang Shuo, Sima Qian...... That's all for now! ”
"Sima is still good, but I'm afraid Dongfang Shuo won't be able to, right? That guy is obsessed with Qingyun Road, and he won't teach you as an official for a while. ”
Yun Lang snorted coldly and said: "His ability is to show it under Gillian's door, as far as his character, if he wants to go further to His Majesty, so as not to be played to death by His Majesty, you come to ask me, sooner or later this guy will come to my Northwest Institute of Technology to teach children in frustration." ”
Cao Xiang picked up the fallen lamb chops from his lap and continued to put them in his mouth while eating, thinking about it, and after a while, he lowered his voice and said gloomily: "There are actually many people in the court who are good at learning, but they don't know how to be officials, I recently took a fancy to a guy called Ying Xuelin, good means, good intentions, but his personality is too stubborn, and he ruined his future, you say, should we ...... it?"
Yun Lang sneered: "If the sheep don't catch up with the mountain, they won't go up the mountain if they don't force it!" ”
Cao Xiang patted his thigh and said: "That's it, our children will all enter the mountain gate, including the sick children, we must not let him harm us, and then harm our children." ”
Cao Xiang touched the back of his head, which seemed to be still aching, and said categorically, he had been knocked unconscious four times in the wasteland, and he would never want to experience it again.