Chapter 1 Under the Mountain
In late spring March, the grass grows and the warbler flies.
At the foot of the Wushi Mountain in the southeastern suburbs of Luoyang, this was originally a ...... Uh, well, this was originally a lively place. No way, although Wushi Mountain sounds no different from Shit Mountain, and Qishi County at the foot of the mountain is often pronounced as Shit County, but in fact it is the gateway to the southeast of Luoyang.
And what is Luoyang to the southeast? The answer is Yingchuan County in Yuzhou and Nanyang County in Jingzhou!
Here is a little science popularization, at this moment, Luoyang belongs to 21 counties directly under the jurisdiction of Yin, Henan, with 200,000 households and a population of more than 1 million; Yingchuan has 17 counties under its jurisdiction, with 260,000 households and a population of more than 1.4 million; Nanyang County has 37 counties, 520,000 households, and a population of more than 2.4 million!
And don't forget, Luoyang is the capital, and there are as many dignitaries as dogs; Nanyang County is the imperial hometown of Emperor Guangwu, the founder of this dynasty, and there are many hereditary clans; Yingchuan County is the place where the culture of this dynasty is located, and there are also many celebrities and gentlemen...... No wonder there is a shit county on the traffic point in three places!
Of course, this was said by Liu Bei's bastard boy, Gongsun Xun is polite and polite, known as the first wealth boy in Qishi Mountain, how could he have such vulgar words?
"Brother Xun! Brother Xun! Liu Bei, who likes vulgar language, took his robe and ran into a ventilated and sunny mansion at the foot of the Qishi Mountain with a panicked face, and shouted routinely before he entered the door. Something's wrong, there's an accident, please help me this time, help me! ”
Lying on the recliner 'invented' by his mother, Gongsun Xun, who was basking in the sun with a scroll of bamboo slips from "The Legend of the Ram", pouted speechlessly, and didn't even raise his eyelids: "Say, did you lose the gambling this time, or was you bitten on the butt by fighting dogs with people?" ”
"Neither!" Liu Bei jumped on the side of the recliner. "Brother Xun thinks I'm that kind of person? I won't gamble anymore after losing the horse you gave me last time, and I won't fight dogs anymore after the fighting dog that Brother Bogui bought for me was bitten to death......"
"What the hell is that?" Gongsun Xun looked at the other party with a vigilant expression. "What tricks are you going to play with those Wanluo locals?"
"Don't hide it from my brother." Liu Bei cautiously leaned into the other party's face and said. "It's racing! It's about the face of our Hebei scholars, please ask my brother to come forward to ask for Brother Dayin's good car, and then bring out two of your Liaoxi horses, and let me suppress the prestige of that group of locals! ”
Gongsun Xun was dumbfounded...... Even if you're only fifteen years old, that's the legendary Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, right, why do you look more and more like a gangster?
Didn't I meet a fake Liu Bei?
"What is my brother looking at me?" Liu Bei continued unimpressedly. "It's just a matter of a car, you nod, Brother Dayin won't lose face, his treasure car hasn't moved since he came to Luoyang. You say, if you have such a good car and don't use it there, it might as well burn it and save trouble......"
"Stop." Gongsun Xun came back to his senses and quickly stopped the other party's nonsense. "Where are you going to race with those guys? This car is not a horse race, is there a place for racing cars nearby? ”
"It's on the official road at the door." Liu Bei's face was taken for granted. "That's all there is to it, or you can go to the mountains?"
Gongsun Xun stared at each other.
"What's wrong?" Liu Bei was puzzled.
"Didn't you say it from Liu Bei of Zhuojun?" Gongsun Xun suddenly jumped up from the chair and pointed to the door angrily and asked. "There are many dignitaries, wealthy families, and celebrities here, so what is the Shi family...... Go out and see for yourself, is there a high-crowned brocade shirt and fragrant cars and BMWs everywhere on this road? Not to mention the many official buses and business travelers who travel to and from this place. You're going to race here, isn't it because the dog bit you didn't have your butt but your head when you fought dogs last time? ”
"Where does my brother want to go?" Liu Bei looked like an idiot. "There are pedestrians on this road, and the pavilion chief here, begging for thieves or something, is covered by Henan Yin Zhuye, which is the hard stubble of the four generations of famous ministers, and some of his subordinates are stunned and even the children of eunuchs dare to catch them...... If this is caught, don't say it's me, even if it's my brother's family background, I'm afraid I'll go to the pavilion prison and be whipped. ”
"Then you ......"
"Wait for the night!" Liu Bei's face was taken for granted. "We can wait until the night to go racing! When it gets dark, the city gates of Qishi County will be closed, and the inner gates of each room will also be closed, and the pavilion chief and the pavilion guards will not dare to go out easily at night in order to let the nobles who stay sleep peacefully. When the time comes, we can drive the car along the official road at the door, from the Shishi Mountain all the way to the south gate of Luoyang, get the token there, and then gallop back, whoever comes back first wins! And brother, if you think about it, if you drag race at night, even if you are really caught, it doesn't matter, just say where you are in a hurry to go, can you still limit the speed on this official road? ”
"You're not afraid of a car accident in the middle of the night?" Gongsun Xun was speechless. "You might as well race a car in the daytime when you're blinded by the lights!"
"I'm not afraid of accidents." Liu Bei continued to give the other party a popular science. "Not only are there people waiting at the south gate of Luoyang, but there are also people holding torches to guide the way every two or three miles along the way, and fire pits will be lit at the bends of the official road. And it's not that we race in person, but we go out and pick experienced riders from among the local wrestlers and let them race...... The people who organize the races are all familiar with local games, and the drivers also come to run often. ”
"Luoyang people really know how to play." Gongsun Xun, who was born in a border county, seems to be able to say the only thing.
"That's nature." Liu Bei nodded again and again. "How about it, brother help me borrow the car from Brother Dayin? In fact, Brother Bogui has already built a car, but the group of people in Qishi County have built two cars, and the group of people in Wancheng have also built two cars, and we are afraid of losing money, so we want to have another ......."
"I'll borrow the car in my name." Gongsun Xun felt that all his strength was about to be hollowed out. "Brother Dayin is still quite easy to talk to, horses, you go to Brother Yigong...... If he can't find him, he'll go back and look for my Aunt Kim. ”
"Thank you, brother!" Liu Bei gave up his hand again and again, and then flew towards the next door.
"I can't live this day!" Gongsun Xun watched the other party leave, and then collapsed on the recliner.
In other words, in fact, the reason for the current situation is extremely simple, and I have to spread it out, in fact, it is the owner of this 'Shishi Mountain University', the teacher of Gongsun Xun and others, and the famous Confucian and famous minister of the Han Dynasty, Lu Zhi and Lu Zigan...... Well, it's not on this mountain lately.
You must know that Mr. Lu is a recognized decent person, a famous Confucian at home, and he should not be recruited for a long time, and he is a doctor of economics with a very high salary when he is called. And this doctor of scripture has not been in office for two years, and the University of Qishi Mountain has only been in operation for a year and a half, and the imperial court said again, Mr. Lu is both civil and military, how can he study knowledge all day long? That's good, there have been bandits in Jiujiang County recently, and the Jiangbei side has not been able to live in peace, so I ask Dr. Lu to be a Jiujiang Taishou, and by the way, a bandit or something like that.
So, Gongsun Xun and his entourage engaged in infighting, murder and arson, and came all the way here, but they didn't even touch a single hair of Lu Zhi!
Of course, Mr. Lu left a message, and all the students who came were my students, whether they met or not, they all had to be entered into the name and become a registered disciple. As for the teaching work, I also left a few old disciples to take care of me. Even said, if you are eager to study, then I don't care if you find a better teacher to study around Luoyang, even if you go, your name will still be retained here...... In a word, you don't have to worry about the diploma at all, but no matter how decent I am in teaching, I am really a little powerless.
As the saying goes, there is no tiger and monkey in the mountain to call the king, and there is no real teacher to manage it, where can the top and bottom of this Qishi Mountain be settled? Is Gongsun Chan afraid of those senior brothers on the mountain who pass on his art or is Gongsun Xun afraid?
In addition, this place is really prosperous, casinos, brothels, restaurants, all kinds of tricks, and most of these rural nobles from Hebei are not short of money, how many do you say can calm down and study?
Sure enough, less than two months after coming here, that is, Gongsun Xun and Zhen Yi are rich in their families, and they have heard and seen a lot of tricks, so they can endure loneliness and read some books honestly. Other people, even Gongsun Zhan, who was crowned and married, and Gongsun Yue, a good boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, have also started racing dog fights, let alone others?!
Of course, there must be a person's name here, and it must be ordered, that is, Liu Bei from Zhuo County...... Now this ranger in the southeastern suburbs of Luoyang, who doesn't know which one doesn't know, there is a big-eared bear child who can play on this Qishi Mountain? !
"In the fourth year of Xiping, Jiujiang was barbaric, and the four governments selected talents and civil and military, worshiped Jiujiang Taishou, and the barbarians obeyed." - Book of the Later Han Dynasty. Biography of Lu Zhi
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