Chapter 44: Extra, Extra-Large

Liu Bei and Jian Yong met again a few years later, greeting each other in their own way.

She knelt on a relatively clean animal skin and did not speak.

Looking at these two full of affection, one will cry and one will laugh, one will hug each other and wrestle together, and one will hug each other and cry out in pain......

"Men's feelings are so complicated!

Since they are good partners, why do they still fight, or really fight.

Oh, that's what my father said, you're not a man, and there are some things that you don't understand. ”

Zhang Shiping was on the side, moved by his friend's tears:

"My beating is in vain!

Where to reason! ”

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Soon after, several people with scarred faces returned with medicinal herbs and food.

Liu Bei got rid of the entanglement, sent the medicinal herbs and some food to the West House, and arranged for someone to boil the medicinal herbs.

Then I came back and sat on the floor with everyone, drinking and eating.

Xuan Jue seems to have been forgotten, and no one pays attention to her.

Gritted his teeth, "Miss Ben just won't leave, hum, what can I do?" ”

Gently move the lotus steps, 'quack' and sit down to eat together.

Liu Bei tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Well, save some effort" pretending not to see Xuan Jue sit down, and continued to drink, quarrel, and scold Jian Yong excitedly...... Weep.

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Speaking of Gongsun Ji, he wanted to climb over the wall, forcibly cook the rice, and hug the beauty.

Which Cheng thought, not only broke through the 'drill dog hole' and dated the 'toad essence', but also was viciously taught a lesson by the 'toad essence'.

Returning to his temporary residence, the county guard of Guangyang County, Gongsun sat in his room with a snort, his anger still subsided, and he looked hideous with his teeth and claws.

The steward quickly sent for ice cubes and put them on his face.

Gongsun Ji's eyes rolled and he had an idea:

"You immediately send someone to find out where that big ear is sacred.

Well, then, we're doing this, we're doing this, we're going to ......."

The steward hurriedly tilted his head, nodded his head constantly, and said yes again and again, with a smile on his face like a flower:

"Childe does things, it is really a drip-tight arrangement, admire, admire."

Gongsun Ji was photographed very comfortably, and the pain on his face was not so clear, and he clenched his fist viciously:

"Little beauty, I want to run out of the palm of my hand and live for another five hundred years!"

There was a ball of anger in his heart, and the appearance of the flowers and the moon appeared in front of him, and Gongsun Ji was stimulated to wander around the room, and he hadn't thought about who to find to go to the fire and reduce the dryness, and the people sent out came back.

"Huh, why is it so fast?

Is it really famous?

But, right under my nose, why don't I know? ”

As soon as the subordinates told the people who inquired about the news, they were outside, and Gongsun Ji muttered.

His father was the Taishou of Liaodong and belonged to Youzhou.

Guangyang County is in front of Ji County, Youzhou Thorn History.

Guangyang County Taishou is called Wu Neng, and he is an official promoted by Sun Du, the Taishou Gongdu of Liaodong, and he is considered a descendant.

There is really such a character, can Wu Neng not be generalized, can he not tell himself?

"Call them in!"

Gongsun Ji thought about it for a while, but he didn't have a clue, so he had to call people in first.

"Gurgling...... Muddleheaded...... Crackle puff puff ......"

The subordinates said a crooked melon and cracked dates, and said what they heard.

Gongsun Ji bared his teeth:

It turned out that his name was Liu Bei, and he was really a little famous in Guangyang County.

Ahaha, that's it...... Tsk tsk.

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Bad things spread far and wide.

Liu Bei ate a bully meal, fell ill, ate and drank well and lived in 'Yikeju', and inexplicably succeeded in slandering pepper once.

So, during his illness, the name had already spread in Guangyang County, and the people in the rivers and lakes called 'Touching Porcelain Daoren'.

Why is it called that?

This is a new word, representing a kind of identity affirmation, and ordinary people are not qualified.

This should start with the clay manufacturing industry:

By the end of the Han Dynasty, the clay firing industry had gradually matured.

The pottery that is essential for every family is divided into clay pots, clay pots, pottery, porcelain, and national treasures.

Some people who run the rivers and lakes joke about the identity of people according to the grade made of clay, which can be regarded as a fun to relieve boredom in boredom.

Liu Bei dared to blackmail the people of the princess's mansion, and he was bold and alive, which can be said to have opened a precedent, so that people who make a living from it are greatly admired.

The people in the rivers and lakes muttered and gave him the nickname 'Dog Head Liu'.

Dog head? 'Hard' is just one word, and there is no explanation if there are too many.

What about Pepper, he is a close confidant of the princess, and he is also considered a high-ranking person.

If ordinary people are counted as clay pots, they are practical but not good-looking.

Then the shopkeeper Hu Da can be one step higher and counted as a pottery.

'Dog Head Liu' is a nickname, not a road name, and it is idle in winter, and the enthusiasm of the people in the rivers and lakes is up again.

"Well, the dog's head bumper ......"

A few guys were drinking, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and they all came together, from now on, you are the preacher of this faction, and the Taoist name is 'Gouwadaoren'.

"Good way, admire our literary brilliance, go one"

"Drink!"

A few people were happily drinking to celebrate their cultural upgrade, when suddenly the curtain was lifted outside, and a group of people broke in.

The person who came didn't say anything, waved the wooden stick in his hand, and according to these goods, he split his head and covered his face.

cleaned up these guys, wilted their heads one by one, kowtowed and admitted their mistakes, and then stopped.

"Then, how about calling it 'Wagou Daoren'?"

'Boom Boom'

"If you think about it again, if you insult our missionary patriarch, you will die if you can't think of it."

"How is the wrestling tile master?"

'Bang Bang Bang'

An old fist rained down.

"The elders in the family went to drop the tiles, are you looking for death?"

"Don't, I was wrong, I, I keep thinking."

With a steel knife on his neck, the cold is pressing, and these cheap men racked their brains.

After three times, the name was finally decided.

The road number is 'touching the porcelain Taoist'.

The porcelain is one layer higher than the pottery.

'Touching porcelain Taoist' tsk, domineering! Tall! Noble!

One by one, people who make a living from this instantly feel that their image is also taller.

"Haha. The preacher is here, we have a guide, let's go and do a vote, eat and drink for nothing! ”

A group of people who claimed to be disciples and grandchildren ran away with joy, and as for how many would live after eating and drinking for nothing, I don't know.

"Whew"

These people breathed a sigh of relief, and finally they didn't have to die.

"In order to remember this lesson, let's change the name in the future."

"By the way, what's it called?"

"Huh? I'm just a cheap brother. ”

"A good name will last a lifetime. I'm just ...... Mouth Cheap No. 2"

"Then, I'm the cheapest third brother."

"I'll just call, a cheap to the end, who will rob you with me."

"Uh...... It's amazing, I don't dare to rob, I don't dare to rob. ”

Since then, the four brothers have married Jin Lan and roamed the rivers and lakes together, as long as they have a registration number, they are invincible, and they have lived a long life. ①

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Just like that, Liu Bei didn't know anything, and he became the ancestor of the porcelain industry, and for more than a thousand years, he was ...... by everyone Vituperate.

Little Doodoo Lagua:

(1) Do you think, as soon as people hear the name, oh, four stupid hats with martial arts, they can't get injured in a fight, give them some benefits, just feed the dogs......