Chapter 109: What Adults Should Do [Fourth Update]
Li Shimin calmly pulled his clothes and blocked his chest, after all, the landlord who had just been fighting the landlord was nervous and exciting, and he didn't feel the chill.
Now that I was idle, I suddenly felt a trace of coldness.
"Don't talk about these things, what do you want to do next? When will you marry Changle? ”
Li Shimin looked at Fang Ce sideways, wanting to hear his thoughts.
At this time, Li Lizhi on the side was already blushing and lowered her head to count the ants.
Fang Ce guessed at the first glance that he would definitely ask this question when he saw Li Shimin, so Fang Ce had already prepared the wording.
"Your Majesty, Huaxia Academy is under construction, and the dowry for the son-in-law has not yet been prepared, so this matter is not in a hurry!"
"Dowry?"
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, then looked at Fang Ce and said: "Under the whole world, it is not the king's land, and the coast of the four seas is not the king's minister." I sit on the world, and I still care about your little dowry? ”
Li Shimin can be described as high-spirited and heroic at this time.
But Fang Ce didn't care about anything, after all, Li Shimin was still young, and he hadn't yet reached the age of establishment, and he hadn't fully reached that maturity.
At this time, Li Shimin's wives are all there, and he has to behave no matter what.
In fact, this is similar to the peacock with the screen open.
Well, in Fang Ce's eyes, Li Shimin at this time is a peacock with the screen open.
However, the peacock is a mate, and he is pretending to be forced.
Not to be confused.
"Your Majesty, I just want to give a little more dowry, and I can ask for more dowry from you......"
“……”
Li Shimin was silent.
How can you say it so bluntly.
"Tell me, what kind of dowry are you going to give?"
Li Shimin was silent for a while, and then asked Fang Ce.
Fang Ce stood up and looked north.
"Changbai Mountain is a former Zhishilang, pure red Luo Mian back crotch.
The long lance invades the sky and a half, and the wheel knife shines in the sun.
Go up the mountain to eat roe deer, and go down the mountain to eat cattle and sheep.
Suddenly, when he heard the arrival of the official army, he raised his knife and swung forward.
For example, if Liaodong died, he was injured by beheading. ”
Fang Ce suddenly sang, and sang a song in front of Li Shimin and Li Yuan.
In an instant, Li Shimin's face was extremely difficult to see, and Li Yuan's face turned into a chrysanthemum.
"Hahaha!"
Li Yuan hugged his stomach and looked up to the sky and laughed: "Second brother, second child, what did you say big things before?" You have to prepare this dowry well, can you afford the dowry given by this house? ”
Li Yuan sneered, and then felt unpleasant, after all, Li Shimin pretended to be forced in front of him just now.
He was embarrassed, and now he finally has the opportunity to ridicule him, how could he miss this opportunity?
"Sitting on the world, we are in Great China, the land is vast and rich, the second one, you continue to blow."
Li Yuan, that's a happy one.
Li Shimin was embarrassed at this time, and then said: "Fang Ce, can't you change a dowry?" ”
"Another one?"
Fang Ce looked at Li Shimin, and then asked rhetorically, "Are you sure?" ”
Li Shimin looked at Fang Ce's expression, and suddenly chuckled in his heart.
This guy doesn't have any moths, does he?
Seriously, Li Shimin is really a little scared, Fang Ce is really not a fuel-efficient lamp.
As soon as he opened his mouth, it was a song of death without a direction to Liaodonglang.
The meaning of this expression is obvious, Fang Ce wants to knock down the entire Liaodong as a dowry.
How did Li Shimin prepare the dowry?
What the hell is that Li Shimin is roasted on the fire.
just pretended to be forced to say that he owned the world, but he was slapped in the face by Fang Ce every minute.
"Fang Ce, this Goguryeo, I also want to fight down, but this is not something that can be done in a day or two!"
Li Shimin began to educate Fang Ce: "It's not so easy to defeat Goguryeo, do you want Changle to wait for you for ten or eight years?" ”
After Li Shimin said this, Fang Ce sat down decisively, looked at Li Shimin and said, "Your Majesty, confidant!" How do you know I want to wait for ten or eight years? ”
“……”
When Li Shimin heard this, he fell silent directly.
I don't want to talk at all.
Li Lizhen's eyes turned red when she heard Fang Ce's words, and after ten or eight years, Li Lizhen will be twenty years old.
In ancient times, when early marriage and early childbearing were common, twenty-year-old women were several children.
Fang Ce actually wanted Li Lizhen to wait until she was twenty years old!
"Fang Ce!"
Li Shimin saw that his favorite daughter was about to cry because of this incident, and he immediately became angry.
"Don't you want my royal daughter like those families with five surnames and seven hopes?"
Fang Ce saw that Li Shimin was angry, and immediately said: "Your Majesty, there are some things you may not know. ”
"It takes at least seven years for a woman to give birth from geranium, otherwise she will live for at least a few decades."
Silence.
Everyone present was silent, especially Li Shimin's concubines, who were silent.
They all had children in their teens.
According to Fang Ce's statement, aren't they going to live for decades?
"Is that true?"
Li Shimin was silent for a while, and then asked, "Who said this?" ”
"There seems to be some truth to that."
At this time, Li Yuan spoke, he was over the age of six, and he had more women than Fang Ce had ever seen.
"According to my experience, Fang Ce seems to have some truth in what he said, if Fang Ce didn't say it, I didn't realize it, and at this time Fang Ce said it, and I realized it."
Li Yuan stood on Fang Ce's side, and Li Lizhi also wiped away her tears and looked at Fang Ce.
At this time, she realized that Fang Ce was for her good, and she had misunderstood him just now.
"And what are the other dowries?"
Li Shimin directly changed the topic, because he had already felt it, and he would go back immediately, and he was going to be blackmailed by these women behind him.
It's better to talk about something else for now.
"I don't know if you know, the Son of Heaven at sunrise to the Son of Heaven at sunrise is nowhere to be written?"
Fang Ce suddenly asked again.
"That's the Wa Kingdom?"
Li Shimin is Yang Guang's little fan brother.
Everything about Yang Guang, he can't wait to break it down and study it, and he has been studying Yang Guang all his life.
He is naturally very clear about Yang Guang's affairs, if it weren't for the fact that Yang Guang was busy with Liaodong at that time?
I had already carried a sword and headed for the Wa Kingdom.
Later, Yang Guanglang died, and the matter was over.
Now that it was brought up by Fang Ce, Li Shimin's heart twitched.
I just thought Liaodong was a big dowry.
Now it seems that I have thought too much.
There's a bigger one over there.
"Are there any other options?"
Li Shimin laughed a little, this dowry is too big, it's not good to ask for it.
"I said, Your Majesty, you're an adult, can't you do something that an adult should do like you did at the beginning?"
Fang Ce rolled his eyes and said disdainfully to Li Shimin: "Only children do multiple-choice questions, adults want all of them!" ”