005 beautiful girls want to marry a big hero

When Hu Sanniang returned home, she was a lot happier when she saw that Wang Ying was not there. But the thought of growing old with this little man is not a taste in my heart. Women always have to get married, but if you marry such an undesirable plaything, you might as well die. Wang Ying is too far behind Zhu Biao in terms of appearance and character.

Since the 108 generals gathered, Liangshan has built a large canteen not far from Zhongyi Hall, and the wedding banquet was held in the big canteen. The wedding was still quite lively, but it was they who were lively, and their hearts were cold.

As soon as she heard that she was going to marry Bantam Tiger Wang Ying, Hu Sanniang cried loudly. The heroes also felt that Song Jiang had done a bit too much, and Bantam Tiger and Yizhang Qing were really not a good match. But no one can say anything, because everyone has patted their chests: "A manly man, why bother without a wife!" "At that time, Liang Shanbo had an unwritten iron law: the more you are not close to women, the more heroic you can show. Killing his wife and sister-in-law is the real hero.

Hu Sanniang looked around at the heroes at the wedding banquet: Dadaoguan is extremely powerful, and has the charm of his ancestor Guan Gong; Xiao Li Guanghua is graceful, both civil and military; Wu Song's pectoral muscles are well developed and his aura is high; Lin Chong is a talent, romantic and elegant...... Even the flea on the drum is also a thin spirit, and his whole body is full of cleverness. Look at the bantam tiger Wang Ying again, his head is only up to Guan Sheng's elbow, and he is not old and decrepit, and there are few hairs left.

There is one person who does not have much taste in his heart. This person is none other than Song Jiang. When I saw Hu Sanniang for the first time, I liked it very much. But see—

The cicada sideburns and golden hairpins are double-pressed, and the phoenix shoes and stirrups are obliquely stepped on. The chain armor is lined with red yarn, and the embroidered willow waist is crossed. The frost knife slashed the male soldiers, and the jade fiber took the fierce generals. The natural beauty of begonia flowers, a zhang of green is the first to go out.

Yuxue skin, hibiscus appearance, with natural standards. The golden armor is brilliant, and the scales are moving, and the silver seeps red and wipes the forehead. The jade hand is slender and the blade is double-wielded. The hero Xuan He, his eyes slip through the autumn waves, and ten thousand kinds of enchanting can be picked. At present, the frost blade is like the wind, and the officers and soldiers must be beheaded. The dust is flying, the robe is sweaty, and the chest and armpits are murderous. The warrior dies the soul, the enemy loses fear, and the female general is peculiar in the middle. Returning victorious, with a faint smile on his cheeks.

Song Jiang thought to himself: "This woman is not only handsome, but also strong in martial arts, which is the first choice to be the lady of the village." One day earlier, one day later, he will replace Chao Gai's and become the owner of the village......"

Song Jiang thought of this and ordered: "Brothers, don't hurt this woman, you can only capture it alive." exchanged her for the brother who was captured by Zhujiazhuang. Which one lives in front of me, take it for me? ”

"Brother Gongming, I'll go!" When Wang Ying saw that she was a beautiful woman, she was full of lust and rushed out of the formation.

The two armies shouted, and Hu Sanniang slapped the horse and danced the knife to fight Wang Ying. One is familiar with two knives, and one is okay with a single gun. The two fought for more than ten rounds, and Wang Ying only had the ability to parry, but had no power to fight back. But his mouth was not idle, and he shouted: "The lady is as beautiful as a flower, just to be my wife." ”

Hu Sanniang hated this guy who was not human, beast, or ghost, and really wanted to slash him. After thinking about it, I still captured him alive and slowly tortured this dog thing.

Wang Ying became more and more embarrassed the more he fought, but it was still important to save his life, so he turned the horse's head and ran. Hu Sanniang caught up with the horse, hung up the knife in her right hand, lightly stretched the ape arm, lifted Wang Ying out of the carving saddle, and captured him alive. I found a tree with a crooked neck, hung it on it, and gave me no food. In just two days, the bantam tiger is about to starve to death......

"Just let Wang Ying be beautiful for a few days, and let him raise an outer room for me." Song Jiang thought of this, and his mood became cheerful.

There were two people with smug smiles on the corners of their mouths, needless to say that it was the mother-in-law Gu and the dominatrix Sun Erniang. Women are jealous, and ugly women are even more jealous, and they wish for a flower to be inserted in cow dung.

The two walked over, both toasted Hu Sanniang, and said with a smile on their faces: "Sanniang, I wish you a good husband!" ”

Hu Sanniang smiled bitterly and said, "Two sisters, if you think Wang Ying is good, I will give it to you." ”

Sister-in-law Gu said: "Women all over the world are infatuated, and everyone wants to marry Xiao Wang Ying." - You just have fun. ”

Sun Erniang said: "All women in the world are cats, and everyone wants to marry a bantam tiger." - Marry a bantam, and you'll be a cat. The cat is the master of the tiger and listens to the cat the most. If the tiger bullies you, you can go up the tree! ”

"Give birth to a noble son early, and give birth to a bunch of 'little Wang Ying'."

"Not only gave birth to a male but also a mother, and gave birth to a bunch of 'little tigers' in him."

After the two old ladies finished speaking, they burst out laughing. It caused a flock of crows in the old elm tree outside to make a lot of noise. After hearing this, Hu Sanniang was so disgusted that she almost vomited.

Wang Ying led Hu Sanniang to toast and came to An Daoquan's table. The others surrounded Wang Ying and poured wine vigorously. Only in An Daoquan's face was ugly, and he deeply sympathized with Hu Sanniang.

"Brother An, I toast you." Hu Sanniang raised the cup, and the two drank half a cup.

"Give him more loofahs...... " An Daoquan whispered to her.

Hu Sanniang's face flushed slightly, and she understood what the doctor meant, because men eat more loofahs and will be yang. Impotence. Nodding to him in gratitude.

The toast reached the end of the table, and only four people ate and drank. They are the god of danger - Yu Baosi, the day rat - Bai Sheng, and the flea on the drum - time change; Golden Retriever - Duan Jingzhu.

These four are the last of the 108 generals, so they sit in the last seat. At this time, Hu Sanniang particularly hated Shi Qian, it was because of this guy that he stole and ate Zhujiazhuang's chickens, which caused Liangshan and Zhujiazhuang to use force, and finally involved Hujiazhuang, resulting in a catastrophe.

"Brother Wang Ying, sister Sanniang, congratulations!" The time shifted to the sharp-beaked monkey's gills, and his face was full of smiles.

"Rejoice and rejoice!" Bantam clenched his fists and laughed.

"Tonight, the two of them are getting married. Time has changed slightly, please smile! ”

"Thank you, Brother Shi! - Broke! ”

Shi Qian took out a basin from under the table, which looked a little dirty. Hu Sanniang glanced at it, frowned, and felt very uncomfortable in her heart. Wang Ying is greedy for money and lustful, and thinks everything is a good thing.

"The times have changed, Wang Ying's brother and Sanniang's sister are getting married, and you have to send something exquisite." Bai Sheng said with a smile.

"This thing doesn't look good, it's a treasure, and it shines brightly when you wipe it!" Shi Qian stretched out his hand, pulled out a piece of cloth from under the table and wiped it vigorously, and the thing was golden and jade.

"Brother Shi, what kind of treasure is this?" Wang Ying asked, stretching his neck.

"It's a urinal." Shi Qian said with a smile.

Hu Sanniang said "ah", and almost vomited.

"But it's not an ordinary urinal, it's used by Wu Zetian. The average person's fart. Shares don't deserve it at all. It's only Sanniang's—"

Shi Qian saw Hu Sanniang's apricot eyes wide open, and he didn't dare to continue.

"Thank you, Brother Shi!" Wang Yingle took it hehehe, "Lady take it!" ”

Hu Sanniang didn't use her hands to catch it, she kicked it away, fell to the ground with a bang, and rolled out a long way. Hu Sanniang left the wedding banquet with a hum, and it was not a taste in her heart. Marrying Wang Ying, a bastard, is really a blood mold for eight lifetimes. can't marry, can't marry, there are so many heroes in Liangshan, and marrying a hundred can't be his bantam tiger. If you want to fight, if you want to marry, marry a big hero.

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